https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/forever-blushing-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_82977f0f-e2c6-4e2a-849d-cf56a8ec3e37.jpg?v=1736284515 Forever Blushing Table Setting The Forever Blushing Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes pink and white designer plates with strawberries, gold and pink cutlery, heart placemats, red candles, a floral centerpiece, and a glass garnished with a strawberry. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/love-in-bloom-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/mainimage_07583475-0446-411f-86b8-a4e5f85419ec.jpg?v=1736449532 Love in Bloom Table Setting The Love in Bloom Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes scalloped designer plates, gold and pink cutlery, floral napkins, red candles, a crystal glass with a strawberry, and a white and pink bouquet on a white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tailgate-football-platter-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELRSP-451_f974a554-d630-4ea6-a5b7-6c3b916a4be4.png?v=1736304849 Tailgate Football Field Melamine Serving Platter The Sophistiplate Tailgate Football Field Melamine Serving Platter features a green field design, white yard lines, “Touchdown” at both ends, and a large football in the center—ideal for your next tailgate party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/helmet-diecut-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FHDP-451.png?v=1736299718 Tailgate Helmet Diecut Dinner Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Tailgate Helmet Diecut Dinner Plate/8pk features a football helmet design with bold green and yellow "Touch Down!" lettering, outlined in tan and black—perfect for Football Sunday or game-day parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/football-die-cut-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FBSP-451_082ae7c9-03a3-4584-b5af-62149977b741.png?v=1736302450 Tailgate Die Cut Football Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Tailgate Die Cut Football Salad Plates (8pk) feature a football shape with a brown textured surface, white laces, and tan edges—perfect game day tableware for your football party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tailgate-cocktail-napkin-tailgate-all-star-20pkg-3ply 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-451_cfa6e4b4-01b5-4a66-876b-7b7154604050.png?v=1736303360 Tailgate Cocktail Napkins: All-Star/20pk Sophistiplate’s Tailgate Cocktail Napkins: All-Star/20pk feature a green design with a black football helmet and “Tailgate All-Star” in bold white script—perfect for adding game-day flair to your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tailgate-cocktail-napkin-b-footballs-20pkg-3ply 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-451B_d738c141-20b2-4cfb-acb2-1862454ca56c.png?v=1736304281 Tailgate Cocktail Napkins: Footballs/20pk Sophistiplate's Tailgate Cocktail Napkins: Footballs/20pk feature brown footballs with white laces on a tan background, bordered in green and tan—ideal team-spirit napkins for your next football gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/frost-flex-cup-football-set-of-8-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FFC-451A_9ddea27a-15a9-4c7a-aa77-410565bc1462.png?v=1736305771 Tailgate Frost Flex Cups: Footballs/8pk A set of 8 green Sophistiplate Tailgate Frost Flex Cups with a football graphic on the front cup, packaged together in clear plastic wrap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/frost-flex-cup-tailgate-set-of-8-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FFC-451B_24687ccc-854f-446b-a13b-dc7c54964add.png?v=1736305427 Tailgate Frost Flex Cups: All-Star/8pk Sophistiplate’s Tailgate Frost Flex Cups: All-Star/8pk feature a football helmet graphic and "Tailgate All-Star" text, making these green reusable cups perfect for your next party or tailgate. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/large-party-pick-helmet-30pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/helmet_picks.jpg?v=1747424834 Tailgate Helmet Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A green Simply Serv’d box holds 30 Tailgate Helmet Large Cocktail Picks—wooden picks topped with black football helmets featuring a green #1, perfect for tailgate parties. One pick is displayed outside the box for detail. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/large-party-pick-football-30pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/football_picks.jpg?v=1747424808 Tailgate Football Large Cocktail Picks/30pk The Simply Serv'd Tailgate Football Large Cocktail Picks/30pk features football-shaped toppers on wooden sticks, with one extra-long skewer visible through a clear window in the copper-colored box. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tailgate-football-platter-plate-8pkg-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/TGPP-451_758a766a-9f7a-4950-954c-a99040610900.png?v=1736306295 Tailgate Platter Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Tailgate Platter Plates (8pk) feature a football design on a lively field background—perfect disposable plates for serving snacks at your Football Sunday party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-bows-wavy-dinner-plate-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-448.png?v=1736307165 Pink Bows Wavy Dinner Plate/8pk Part of the Pink Bows Collection by Sophistiplate, the Pink Bows Wavy Dinner Plate/8pk features a gold rim and bold red bow—stylish disposable plates perfect for any special occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-bows-assorted-die-cut-salad-plate-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDC-448.png?v=1736307697 Pink Bows Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Eight Pink Bows Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates by Sophistiplate, featuring a satin-like pink finish with gold edges and bow shapes—perfect for adding elegance to your Valentine’s Day celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-bows-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Mobile1_ef09ac45-ddf4-496d-833d-9bdfb14acfeb.jpg?v=1739418905 Pink Bows Table Setting pink and red table setting with bows https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-bows-salad-plate-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-448.png?v=1736308461 Pink Bows Wavy Salad Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Pink Bows Wavy Salad Plate/8pk features a gold rim, pink floral wreath, and large pink bow. Part of the Pink Bows Collection, these disposable plates add elegance with leaves, berries, and delicate branches—perfect for parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-pink-bows-rectangle-serving-plate 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELRSP-448_66537049-f58e-438d-8c7e-4e346706c475.png?v=1736309012 Pink Bows Melamine Serving Platter The Sophistiplate Pink Bows Melamine Serving Platter features shiny red edges and a neat pink bow pattern, making it a charming tray for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_1c295d85-497e-4ed8-bf6f-ec8a2d524d51.jpg?v=1773861534 Cordoba Table Setting Create a chic tablescape with the Cordoba Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC, featuring designer gold, black, and white plates, gold cutlery, geometric napkins, and a vibrant floral centerpiece atop a sleek black runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-flower-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDP-444.png?v=1736319110 Cordoba Dinner Plates/8pk The Cordoba Dinner Plates by Sophistiplate (8pk) are round, disposable plates with a scalloped edge, featuring black and white segments outlined in gold—ideal for elegant gatherings seeking stylish tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-flower-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FSP-444_b4639867-d3d5-47c2-8f6c-938ce2f12f20.png?v=1736319346 Cordoba Salad Plates/8pk The Cordoba Salad Plates by Sophistiplate (8pk) are round disposable plates featuring a white center, petal-like black and white rim design, and metallic gold trim. Background is white. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-flower-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FAB-444_22ee6fb0-19df-4cfb-8b0e-903673e5501f.png?v=1736319892 Cordoba Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Cordoba Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round design with a gold center, scalloped edge, alternating black and white rim sections, and gold trim—ideal for adding an elegant touch to your table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-guest-towel-20pkg-3ply 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-444_718b0d9c-93c6-4504-9afd-54b9730a9899.png?v=1736320125 Cordoba Guest Towel/20pk The Sophistiplate Cordoba Guest Towel/20pk features a bold black and white geometric pattern with large circles in diamonds and a gold foil stripe, making these napkins an elegant choice for any party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-cocktail-napkin-20pkg-3ply 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-444_132a7d2d-4483-4a41-a5cf-ec6e18f17eeb.png?v=1736320925 Cordoba Cocktail Napkin/20pk The Sophistiplate Cordoba Cocktail Napkin/20pk features bold black and white horizontal stripes with a gold foil border on a white background—ideal for adding elegance to any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wavy-dinner-plate-everyday-white-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-449_bdf88092-61a7-4a07-a6d5-7f8e8c459efa.png?v=1754588167 Everyday White Wavy Dinner Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Everyday White Wavy Dinner Plate/8pk features a white round disposable plate with a metallic gold trim around the edge, shown from above against a plain background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wavy-salad-plate-everyday-white-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-449_a99a92f6-7cd9-4a6f-9601-adb73f047ce2.png?v=1754588212 Everyday White Wavy Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Everyday White Wavy Salad Plates (8pk) feature elegant white porcelain with a metallic gold wavy trim, shown from above on a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/satin-silver-wavy-appetizer-dessert-bowl-8pk-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-449_3870c3e0-3a89-4a2d-87ea-7fac65ba7c2d.png?v=1754588182 Everyday White Wavy Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Everyday White Wavy Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a white, wavy design with a gold rim—ideal for pairing with elegant dishware at special gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wavy-charger-plate-everyday-white-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WCP-449_6260f083-9959-4c5a-87aa-d250de98d193.png?v=1754588149 Everyday White Charger Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Everyday White Charger Plates (8pk) feature round white paper plates with a shiny gold trim, shown from above on a plain background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dahlia-garden-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Template-_Square-7.jpg?v=1773860341 Dahlia Garden Table Setting The Dahlia Garden Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer disposable plates with pink florals, gold utensils, a yellow and white striped runner, pink and gold napkins, green glasses, and a vibrant centerpiece on a wooden table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dahlia-garden-wavy-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-443.png?v=1736322749 Dahlia Garden Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a pink and white flower center, accented by a pink background, green and white geometric design, and gold trim—perfect stylish disposable plates for your next event. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dahlia-garden-wavy-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-443.png?v=1736323364 Dahlia Garden Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Salad Plates/8pk feature a pink background, detailed dahlia blooms with green leaves, and gold and green geometric trim—ideal as elegant paper plates for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dahlia-garden-wavy-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-443.png?v=1736323604 Appetizer/Dessert Bowls Dahlia Garden/8pk Sophistiplate Appetizer/Dessert Bowls Dahlia Garden (8pk) feature a floral design with a pink flower, green stem, gold scalloped rim, and green rings on pale pink—perfect for serving appetizers or snacks. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dhalia-garden-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-443_e1d8b701-d175-48aa-8cd4-6c0df32c6125.png?v=1751578940 Dahlia Garden Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Guest Towels (20pk) feature a rectangular lavender design with detailed pink and magenta dahlia illustrations and green stems—ideal as elegant dinner napkins or floral guest towels for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dhalia-garden-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-443_73372a53-5ef1-437c-9459-33a352709cc7.png?v=1751579166 Dahlia Garden Cocktail Napkins/20pk Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a pink background with large, colorful dahlia flowers and green leaves—perfect for adding an elegant, vibrant floral touch to your party décor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-matte-oval-dahlia-garden-serving-platter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELSP-443_57c33f91-a833-427c-9449-515b21766345.png?v=1740167206 Dahlia Garden Melamine Serving Platter The Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Melamine Serving Platter features a pink rim, green rectangular accents, and two large pink dahlia flowers—ideal for stylish serving as a statement platter. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FEDP-442.png?v=1736407801 Folklore Easter Dinner Plates/8pk The Folklore Easter Dinner Plates by Sophistiplate (8pk) feature a scalloped gold edge, colorful flowers, leaves, and a pink rabbit with a large flower—perfect for charming your Easter table decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/folkloreeaster.jpg?v=1773854753 Folklore Easter Table Setting Create a cheerful spring celebration with Sophistiplate LLC's Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Folklore Easter, featuring designer plates, pastel egg decor, gold utensils, a pink striped tablecloth, and floral bouquets. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FESP-442.png?v=1736407927 Folklore Easter Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Salad Plates (8pk) are cream-colored with a gold scalloped edge, featuring a light blue bunny surrounded by floral wreaths—perfect for your Easter celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-egg-die-cut-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FESDC-442_a82974a6-68f9-46d2-b1f8-79208af41eac.png?v=1736408031 Folklore Easter Egg Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate's Folklore Easter Egg Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) feature egg-shaped designs in pastel blue, cream, peach, and pink with colorful florals—perfect for Easter or spring celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FEBGT-442_26c39998-0686-4029-b857-78fdf6e22951.png?v=1736408199 Folklore Easter Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Guest Towels (20pk) feature a pastel bunny with colorful flowers, small plants at its feet, and a light blue border on beige napkins—perfect for your holiday table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SOLDOUT_4.jpg?v=1771612540 Folklore Easter Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a blue bunny with pink ears and tail, surrounded by colorful flowers and green leaves—perfect for Easter parties. A red SOLD OUT label is shown in the top right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-die-cut-egg-lunch-napkin-16pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FEDCLN-442_10dca6b7-6ac2-43d3-a16b-a3197bd66bdb.png?v=1736408425 Folklore Easter Assorted Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk Sugarplum Folklore Easter Assorted Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk features oval napkins in blue, cream, orange, and pink with vibrant floral designs—ideal for festive party supplies. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-folklore-easter-wavy-tray-matte 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELWT-442_476f686c-a65f-4ce9-9dcb-26b2bf3ae6d8.png?v=1736408666 Folklore Easter Melamine Tray The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Melamine Tray is a rectangular white serving tray with handles, featuring a blue bunny and colorful orange, yellow, green, and red floral designs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/frost-flex-cup-folklore-easter-set-of-8-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FFC-442_0dec75f6-aa30-41eb-967b-c2bb1452deab.png?v=1736408820 Folklore Easter Frost Flex Cups/8pk The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Frost Flex Cups 8pk are reusable, translucent drinkware featuring festive spring designs—ideal for any party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bright_Birthday.png?v=1738966076 Bright Birthday Table Setting Create a stylish party with the Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Table Setting—designer disposable plates, colorful napkins, cupcakes, blue cups, gold confetti, and striped tablecloth for a festive tablescape. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBDP-445.png?v=1736412924 Bright Birthday Dinner Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Dinner Plate/8pk features a colorful border, gold trim, and bold "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" lettering—an ideal addition to your party paper plates collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBSP-445.png?v=1736413089 Bright Birthday Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Salad Plates/8pk feature a decorative white design with metallic gold trim, colorful twisted ribbons in red, blue, green, pink, and yellow, plus scattered gold dots—perfect for festive celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/VSGT-449_e9406fa4-1952-4e0d-be2d-ad4752054d4c.png?v=1751578742 Vintage Santa Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate Vintage Santa Guest Towels (20pk) feature festive red, green, and pink stylized trees on a cream background—perfect for adding holiday cheer to your gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBCN-445_d5b42cde-025e-4c81-9580-0a85c3ca4b83.png?v=1736413401 Bright Birthday Cocktail Napkin/20pk The Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Cocktail Napkin (20pk) features a light blue design with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" in colorful letters and a yellow bottom border—perfect for adding fun to your party or cocktail napkin collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-paper-treat-bag-6pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBTB-445_2b386765-abae-4128-82a8-408ee82aed28.png?v=1736413657 Bright Birthday Paper Treat Bag/6pk The Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Paper Treat Bag/6pk features yellow handles and a lively wavy design in pink, purple, green, orange, and blue—ideal for birthday gifts or party favors. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-party-banner-w-cotton-string 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBPB-445.png?v=1736412585 Bright Birthday Party Banner w/ Cotton String The Sophistiplate Bright Birthday Party Banner w/ Cotton String features colorful cutout letters spelling "Happy Birthday!" against a white background, creating a festive and cheerful party decoration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-flower-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDP-450.png?v=1736414498 Modern Patriotic Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Modern Patriotic Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round scalloped edge with red, blue, white, and metallic gold rim sections and a plain white center—ideal for festive gatherings and patriotic celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-flower-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FSP-450_732d75e9-d58a-4961-be53-93014b5c3325.png?v=1736414701 Modern Patriotic Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Modern Patriotic Salad Plates (8pk) feature a round design with scalloped edges, alternating red, white, blue segments with gold accents, and a plain white center. Disposable paper plates add flair to your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-flower-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FAB-450.png?v=1736414944 Modern Patriotic Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Modern Patriotic Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a circular design with alternating red, blue, and gold segments, elegant gold accents, and a white center—perfect for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-450_ce7781a0-7d38-4872-bcec-1b36399faa65.png?v=1736415124 Modern Patriotic Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Modern Patriotic Guest Towels (20pk) feature vertical red, white, and blue stripes, metallic gold stars and accents, and triple "USA" in shiny gold. Made of premium 3-ply paper for extra durability—perfect for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkin-assorted-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-450_8e797721-80c7-472d-a9ad-8057f53e2ae1.png?v=1750184205 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins/20pk Sophistiplate’s Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature blue stars, gold accents, and "Happy Fourth of July" in stylish lettering—perfect for adding festive flair to your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pastel-sea-wavy-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-440.png?v=1736466053 Pastel Sea Wavy Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Pastel Sea Wavy Salad Plates (8pk) feature a sea turtle illustration with pink and gold scalloped rims, accented by light blue seaweed on a white background—ideal for coastal gatherings or as charming sea turtle plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pastel-sea-shell-die-cut-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDC-440_f7189839-5178-4e35-ba5a-3808f4ee0ea5.png?v=1736466262 Pastel Sea Die Cut Shell Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Pastel Sea Die Cut Shell Salad Plates (8pk) feature a watercolor-style ocean blue seashell with gold trim on a white background—ideal for adding coastal elegance to your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pastel-sea-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-440_4231a051-b2ed-49f6-86f5-ae2c1f4cb347.png?v=1736467332 Pastel Sea Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Sophistiplate Pastel Sea Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a brown sea turtle swimming among blue seaweed on a pale background—perfect ocean-themed napkins for your next coastal gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-pastel-sea-whale-rectangle-serving-tray 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELRSP-440_e54b778b-8ab0-42bf-b04d-b0b51cdb8e5d.png?v=1736467504 Pastel Sea Melamine Serving Tray The Sophistiplate Pastel Sea Melamine Serving Tray features a rectangular coastal design with a pink wavy border, light blue polka-dot edge, and a charming whale on the left, leaving the center blank for serving or personal notes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-pastel-sea-turtle-serving-platter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELSP-440_15f1f4e2-952d-411f-907f-c527c2e9d210.png?v=1736467728 Pastel Sea Turtle Melamine Serving Platter The Sophistiplate Pastel Sea Turtle Melamine Serving Platter features a realistic sea turtle illustration on a light blue background, making it perfect for ocean-inspired serveware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/large-cocktail-pick-pastel-sea-shell-30pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/seashell_picks.jpg?v=1747424076 Pastel Sea Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A box of Simply Serv’d Pastel Sea Large Cocktail Picks (30pk) featuring pastel blue and pink seashell toppers—ideal as wooden cocktail picks or party food skewers for your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/frost-flex-cup-pastel-sea-set-of-8-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FFC-440_5836acfd-b0df-4662-8acb-347d6b0f2f6f.png?v=1747424709 Pastel Sea Frost Flex Cups/8pk Sophistiplate’s Pastel Sea Frost Flex Cups/8pk feature a sea turtle and light blue seaweed design, sealed with a white lid and handle—stylish, reusable party cups perfect for your next beach event. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_523c9582-d899-4c53-956e-c19e6c48bc2b.jpg?v=1773861806 Preppy Palm Table Setting The Preppy Palm Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold placemats, palm tree-themed heavy-duty plates, blue-handled cutlery, and floral centerpieces with pink and orange blooms—all perfectly arranged on a white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-wavy-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-441.png?v=1736468726 Preppy Palm Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate’s Preppy Palm Dinner Plates/8pk feature a scalloped edge, blue and green palm tree, green vines, and a rim with alternating aqua and gold sections finished with a gold edge. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-wavy-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-441.png?v=1736468889 Preppy Palm Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Preppy Palm Salad Plates (8pk) feature scalloped edges with a gold wavy rim, a stylized blue and green palm tree center, and a border of green leaf shapes on a light blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-wavy-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-441.png?v=1736469025 Preppy Palm Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk A decorative plate from Sophistiplate, inspired by the Preppy Palm Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk, with a scalloped gold rim, blue and green palm leaf motifs, and a light blue center accented by a ring of small gold lines. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-441_1379f9db-85f3-474e-a220-e7a8d8884653.png?v=1736469136 Preppy Palm Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Preppy Palm Guest Towels (20pk) feature a blue and green palm tree design centered on each napkin, accented with metallic gold stripes at the top and bottom and finished with light turquoise edges. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-441_efa80b7c-7ddb-4d85-bf3a-e0e1e11b1314.png?v=1736469244 Preppy Palm Cocktail Napkins/20pk Sophistiplate Preppy Palm Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a blue & green palm tree surrounded by a gold circle and green leaf accents on light blue—ideal for summer parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-matte-oval-preppy-palm-serving-platter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELSP-441_e5cee2d3-bdf4-470d-85b8-c3cec12abbef.png?v=1736469459 Preppy Palm Melamine Serving Platter The Preppy Palm Melamine Serving Platter by Sophistiplate features a blue and green border and a central stylized palm tree, adding vibrant style to any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/large-cocktail-pick-preppy-palm-30pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/palm_tree_picks.jpg?v=1747424790 Preppy Palm Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A box of Simply Serv'd Preppy Palm Large Cocktail Picks (30pk) is shown, featuring blue and green palm tree designs on top. One pick is displayed separately beside the box for detail. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/frost-flex-cup-preppy-palm-set-of-8-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FFC-441A_ed9f141f-c8ec-4097-9f63-830053a20096.png?v=1751585502 Preppy Palm Frost Flex Cups/8pk Add a pop of color to your summer tablescape with The Ultimate Preppy Palm Tablescape by Sophistiplate LLC—this set includes six turquoise plastic cups featuring blue and green flower designs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Harvest_Wheat.png?v=1760999680 Harvest Wheat Table Setting A table for two is set with Sophistiplate Harvest Wheat Wavy Salad Plates, gold cutlery, rust napkins, and floral centerpieces of roses and greenery atop a wooden table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-wavy-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-446.png?v=1736474235 Harvest Wheat Wavy Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Harvest Wheat Wavy Salad Plates (8pk) feature a white base with a gold rim and wheat stalk design in brown, gold, and tan—ideal for elegant gatherings or as stylish gold-trim plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-wavy-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-446.png?v=1736474343 Harvest Wheat Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Harvest Wheat Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature golden wheat on a rich reddish-brown background with a gold scalloped edge, making them perfect for autumn parties or as elegant disposable bowls. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-446_06340294-bd3e-4251-9866-d47219cf2145.png?v=1736474400 Harvest Wheat Guest Towels/20pk The Harvest Wheat Guest Towels by Sophistiplate (20pk) feature a rust hue with embroidered wheat stalks and leaves in pink, gold, and black—perfect as autumn cocktail napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-446_95431297-765a-456b-a768-a90406ebe331.png?v=1736474478 Harvest Wheat Cocktail Napkins/20pk Sophistiplate Harvest Wheat Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a metallic gold border and a gold wheat stalk illustration, perfect for autumn gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bright_Thankful.png?v=1768884525 Bright & Thankful Table Setting Create a festive fall table setting with Sophistiplate's Bright & Thankful Wavy Appetizer Bowls (8pk), pumpkin and leaf plates, orange and white checkered tablecloth, gold utensils, sunflower centerpiece, and matching napkins and cups. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-wavy-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-447.png?v=1736476627 Bright & Thankful Wavy Dinner Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Bright & Thankful Wavy Dinner Plate (8pk) has a gold trim, mint green border, and autumn leaves in orange, green, and brown. The plain white center makes this disposable plate ideal for fall gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-wavy-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-447.png?v=1736476838 Bright & Thankful Wavy Salad Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Bright & Thankful Wavy Salad Plate (8pk) features a watercolor pumpkin with green and orange stripes, gold and orange gradient borders, and gold trim accented with a leaf and stem at the center. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-wavy-appetizer-bowl-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-447.png?v=1736476889 Bright & Thankful Wavy Appetizer Bowl/8pk The Sophistiplate Bright & Thankful Wavy Appetizer Bowl 8pk features a scalloped edge, green and gold rim, and watercolor-style leaf and vine on white—perfect for elegant gatherings or as metallic gold accent bowls. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-guest-towel-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-447_945f9595-da42-49a8-a5bb-dc097223beed.png?v=1736477185 Bright & Thankful Guest Towel/20pk The Sophistiplate Bright & Thankful Guest Towel/20pk features a white napkin with orange and brown leaf art, swirling lines, a green stripe, and an orange border—perfect festive harvest napkins for seasonal gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-447_f2baa206-69d1-4b60-af71-7cabcf9633e2.png?v=1739481847 Bright & Thankful Cocktail Napkin/20pk Brighten your autumn gatherings with Sophistiplate's Bright & Thankful Cocktail Napkins (20pk), featuring an illustrated orange and green pumpkin with a stem and leaf, bordered by orange and light green edges—perfectly festive!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-paper-to-go-cup-8pk-16oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/TGC16-447_25c1b1bd-481c-44af-b4a6-df2c71962311.png?v=1736477818 Bright & Thankful Paper To-Go-Cups/8pk The Sophistiplate Bright & Thankful Paper To-Go-Cups (8pk) feature a white lid and a festive autumn leaf and vine pattern in green, yellow, and orange on white—perfect for your seasonal to-go drinks. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Vintage_Santa.png?v=1763418106 Vintage Santa Table Setting Create a festive table with the Vintage Santa Table Setting from Sophistiplate—designer disposable plates featuring Santa faces (including one saying "hol"), gold cutlery, pink glasses, and a floral centerpiece atop a pastel striped runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-dinner-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/VSDP-449.png?v=1736478767 Vintage Santa Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Vintage Santa Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a winking Santa with a red hat, white beard, rosy cheeks, festive stars and holly, plus a scalloped gold-trimmed edge for a charming holiday touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/VSSP-449.png?v=1736478903 Vintage Santa Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate's Vintage Santa Salad Plates (8pk) feature a gold scalloped edge, festive greenery, berries, and "joy" in red script with an ornament for the "o," adding cheerful style to your holiday table and pairing perfectly with gold trim plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-santa-die-cut-salad-plate-8pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/VSDC-449_b7448a46-2126-4122-bf6f-d5bfb055f28d.png?v=1736479136 Vintage Santa Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Add a festive touch to your Christmas party with Sophistiplate’s Vintage Santa Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk, featuring Santa’s face with a white beard, rosy cheeks, and gold-outlined red hat—perfect disposable salad plates for any holiday celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-cocktail-napkin-20pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/VSCN-449_b4f56c13-332c-4b7a-98f0-923a4ee5e79e.png?v=1736479388 Vintage Santa Cocktail Napkins/20pk Add a vintage touch to your holiday party with Sophistiplate’s Vintage Santa Cocktail Napkins (20pk), featuring a smiling Santa in a red hat surrounded by festive dots and starbursts on cream—perfect for Christmas gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-vintage-santa-serving-platter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELSP-449_3e2bb7e2-e2f5-43bc-9164-e3ae9631dd7a.png?v=1736479545 Vintage Santa Melamine Serving Platter The Sophistiplate Vintage Santa Melamine Serving Platter features a playful cartoon Santa with a red hat, fluffy white beard, rosy cheeks, and a wink, set against a light blue platter shaped like vintage Santa. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mugs-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGHAPY14.png?v=1736480822 Ceramic Message Mug Happy, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Happy, 14oz, features teal "HAPPY" lettering and a yellow smiley handle on a white mug—perfect for adding cheer to your day. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-mom-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGMOM14.png?v=1736480794 Ceramic Message Mug Mom, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Mom, 14oz, features the word MOM in vibrant colors with a red M-shaped handle and pink O and M on the side—making this playful ceramic mug a sweet gift for any mom. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-dad-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGDAD14.png?v=1736480862 Ceramic Message Mug 'Dad', 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug 'Dad', 14oz, features "DAD" in bold black letters with a D-shaped handle—making it a perfect gift for any dad. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-love-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGLOVE14.png?v=1736480913 Ceramic Message Mug Love, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Love, 14oz, is a white ceramic mug with "LOVE" in raised red letters and a heart-shaped handle for added charm. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-home-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGHME14.png?v=1736480956 Ceramic Message Mug Home, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Home, 14oz, features a cream base with a light orange rim and a large blue "H" handle. The word "HOME" is spelled out in colorful, raised letters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-relax-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGRELX14.png?v=1736481018 Ceramic Message Mug Relax, 14oz Enjoy your favorite drink in the Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Relax, 14oz, featuring a large green R handle, blue ELAX text spelling RELAX, and a playful yellow-rimmed edge. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-faith-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGFTH14.png?v=1736481062 Ceramic Message Mug Faith, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Faith, 14oz, features a chunky orange "F" handle and raised blue "FAITH" lettering on a white mug with a light blue rim accent. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-dream-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGDRM14.png?v=1736481097 Ceramic Message Mug 'Dream', 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug 'Dream', 14oz, features a blue D-shaped handle, yellow rim, and DREAM in large light blue letters. Eye-catching and ready for your favorite drink. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-xoxo-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGXOXO14.png?v=1736481146 Ceramic Message Mug Xoxo, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Xoxo, 14oz, features red "XOXO" letters on a white background and a handle shaped like a red X. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/meg-quinn-oval-melamine-serving-tray 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELSP-452.png?v=1736481395 Meg Quinn Melamine Serving Tray The Maple Meg Quinn Melamine Serving Tray is an oval pink tray featuring illustrations of bread, cheese, fruits, cured meat, olives, and honey. Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-holder-appetizer-plates-by-meg-quinn 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELWAP-452_0f4cc3fa-8c00-4891-9ce1-852e73a2aa06.png?v=1736481771 Wine Holder Appetizer Plates by Meg Quinn The Maple Wine Holder Appetizer Plates by Meg Quinn are four round melamine plates labeled Sauvignon-Blanc, Champagne, Rosé, and Pinot-Grigio, featuring glass notches and vibrant fruit-and-cheese illustrations with colorful borders. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-hydrangea-wavy-tray-matte 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/What_s_Included_5855699c-21ca-4003-8d02-0f1c7511ac64.jpg?v=1762187574 Melamine Hydrangea Serving Tray The Sophistiplate Melamine Hydrangea Serving Tray features a light blue background with purple, blue, and pink hydrangeas and green leaves. Its curved edges and handles make it both stylish and durable for everyday use. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/melamine-timeless-rectangle-serving-plate 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELRSP-231.png?v=1736482141 Melamine Timeless Serving Plate The Sophistiplate Melamine Timeless Serving Plate features a blue and white floral center with a wavy blue border, making it an elegant platter for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-folklore-easter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-FENC.png?v=1736495678 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Folklore Easter The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Folklore Easter features a wooden board wrapped in clear plastic with a bow, a card showing a blue rabbit with flowers and leaves, kitchen utensils, and a bundle—ideal for charming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-dahlia-garden 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-DGNC.png?v=1736495777 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Dahlia Garden The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Dahlia Garden features an acacia wood charcuterie board, a dark green accessory, and a floral pink notepad, all wrapped in clear plastic with a black and white striped bow. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-preppy-garden 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-PPNC.png?v=1736495880 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Preppy Palm The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Preppy Palm features an acacia wood charcuterie board, gold-tone cheese knife, and illustrated napkins with a blue and green palm design, all wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-pastel-sea 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-PSNC.png?v=1736495965 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Pastel Sea The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Pastel Sea features a round acacia wood charcuterie board with a notepad showing a sea turtle, wrapped in clear cellophane with a striped ribbon and gold-toned accents. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-pink-bows 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-CBNC.png?v=1736496042 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Pink Bows Sophistiplate’s 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Pink Bows features a wooden serving board and napkins with pink bow designs, wrapped together in clear plastic and finished with a striped ribbon and bow on top. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-tailgate 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-TGNC.png?v=1736496083 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Tailgate The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Tailgate comes wrapped in clear cellophane with a striped ribbon, a green "Tailgate All-Star" sports-themed label with a football helmet, and includes an acacia wood charcuterie board inside. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-harvest-wheat 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-HWNC.png?v=1736496176 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Harvest Wheat The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Harvest Wheat includes a round acacia wood charcuterie board, a wheat-themed notepad with an orange background, and is elegantly wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon bow. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-bright-thankful 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-BTNC.png?v=1736496304 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Bright & Thankful The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Bright & Thankful includes an acacia wood charcuterie board, gold and white utensil, and pumpkin napkins, wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon—perfect for serving appetizers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-wood-board-kit-napkin-spreader-vintage-santa 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-VSNC.png?v=1736496548 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Vintage Santa A Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Vintage Santa is wrapped in clear plastic with a black-and-white striped ribbon, featuring a vintage Santa card on front and includes a green and brown round board inside. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/11-75x7-bamboo-serving-board 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BSB-117.png?v=1736551135 11.75" x 7" Bamboo Serving Board The Maple 11.75" x 7" Bamboo Serving Board displays assorted cheese slices, round crackers, green grapes, raspberries, almonds, and rosemary sprigs beautifully arranged on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-superbowl-set 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_edd9b5de-5451-4d25-8d76-ff29af08ff2c.jpg?v=1736640198 The Superbowl Set The Superbowl Set by Sophistiplate includes wings, chips with salsa and guacamole, popcorn, pretzel bites, beers, designer disposable plates, a field-themed tablecloth, and “It’s Tailgate time All-Star” napkins—your perfect football party-in-a-box!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/natural-wood-composite-chef-board-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CCB1410-LB_6a50e782-1d4d-4f83-835e-ec37f96860d2.png?v=1736897315 14" x 10" Natural Wood Composite Chef Board A Maple 14" x 10" Natural Wood Composite Chef Board displays black grapes, two slices of multigrain crispbread, and a whole and halved radish, all arranged neatly against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/14-x-10-natural-wood-composite-chef-board-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CCB1812-LB_ed09b66f-7aea-4976-8307-a2cfc3429cb8.png?v=1736897677 18" x 12" Natural Wood Composite Chef Board The Maple 18" x 12" Natural Wood Composite Chef Board, with a handle, showcases slices of bread, a yellow bell pepper, and three radishes at the edges while keeping the center clear. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/folklore-easter-melamine-egg-tray 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MELOSP-442.jpg?v=1736898190 Folklore Easter Melamine Egg Tray The Sophistiplate Folklore Easter Melamine Egg Tray features a light blue, egg-shaped design with orange and yellow flowers, green leaves, and pink accents—ideal as an Easter serving tray or for any spring celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-birthday-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBGT-445.jpg?v=1736898435 Bright Birthday Guest Towels/20pk Abstract illustration with colorful twisted ribbons and dotted lines in pink, yellow, blue, green, and purple on white—framed by teal. A vibrant design for Sophistiplate's Bright Birthday Guest Towels/20pk. Perfect for festive occasions!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-frost-flex-cups-8pk-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site.png?v=1750061487 Modern Patriotic Frost Flex Cups/8pk A set of eight blue Modern Patriotic Frost Flex Cups from Sophistiplate, featuring gold "Stars and Stripes" text with star accents. Reusable and packaged with a round label—perfect for patriotic parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/royal-peacock-sage-test 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peonies-in-bloom-placemat-pad-of-24-sheets 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP1225.png?v=1737629898 Peonies in Bloom Placemat - Pad of 18 Sheets Inspired by Hester & Cook's Peonies in Bloom Placemat - Pad of 18 Sheets, this seamless pattern features large pink peonies and green leaves on a light cream background, adding elegance and vibrancy to any tablescape. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-bow-lattice-cocktail-napkin-pack-of-20 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP1570.png?v=1737633905 Pink Bow Lattice Cocktail Napkin - Pack of 20 Inspired by Hester & Cook's Pink Bow Lattice Cocktail Napkin (Pack of 20), this design features a repeating pattern of pink watercolor bows on a light beige background, spaced evenly for a soft, elegant look. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-lattice-cocktail-napkin-pack-of-20 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-02-21at12_30_41PM_png.jpg?v=1740170094 Pink Lattice Cocktail Napkin - pack of 20 The Hester & Cook Pink Lattice Cocktail Napkin (pack of 20) features a pink bamboo lattice pattern on cream with hand-painted brushstroke details—ideal for an elegant cocktail hour. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-bow-lattice-guest-napkin-pack-of-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/guesttowel.png?v=1737633963 Pink Bow Lattice Guest Napkin - Pack of 16 Featuring a cream background with pink watercolor bows in diagonal rows, Hester & Cook’s Pink Bow Lattice Guest Napkin (Pack of 16) is perfect for elegant occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-lattice-guest-napkin-pack-of-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-02-21at12_30_32PM_png.jpg?v=1740170103 Pink Lattice Guest Napkin - pack of 16 Add a touch of elegance with Hester & Cook's Pink Lattice Guest Napkin (pack of 16), featuring a pink watercolor trellis pattern on light beige—perfect for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tomato-guest-napkin-pack-of-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-02-21_at_12_24_47_PM_png.jpg?v=1740169667 Tomato Guest Napkin - pack of 16 Illustration of tomatoes in various stages—green, yellow, orange, and red—on lush vines against a light background. Ideal for Hester & Cook Tomato Guest Napkin - pack of 16 or adding elegance to any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tomato-cocktail-napkin-pack-of-20 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-02-21_at_12_24_39_PM_png.jpg?v=1740169650 Tomato Cocktail Napkin - pack of 20 Illustration of tomatoes in various ripeness stages—green, yellow, and red with leaves—set against a light background. Perfect for Hester & Cook's Tomato Cocktail Napkin (pack of 20) or other elegant table settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/die-cut-pink-bow-placemat-12-sheets 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/placemant1.png?v=1737629530 Die-cut Pink Bow Placemat - 12 Sheets A delicate, hand-drawn pink ribbon forms a heart-shaped bow on these Hester & Cook Die-cut Pink Bow Placemat sheets (set of 12), part of the Pink Bow Collection and set against a light beige background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tomato-vine-placemat-pad-of-18-sheets 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP1739.png?v=1737634635 Tomato Vine Placemat - Pad of 18 Sheets A seamless pattern of ripe red, orange, yellow, and green tomatoes with stems and leaves on a light background, inspired by the Tomato Vine Placemat - Pad of 18 Sheets from Hester & Cook. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-lattice-runner-20-x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP8035.png?v=1737634354 Pink Lattice Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Pink Lattice Runner (20x25") features a hand-painted pink lattice on white—ideal for creative gift wrapping or as a unique paper table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-pink-awning-stripe-runner-20-x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP8038.png?v=1737629685 Green & Pink Awning Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Green & Pink Awning Stripe Runner (20x25") features horizontal green and white stripes with thin pink lines—ideal for creative gift wrapping or as a festive table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tomato-place-card-pack-of-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP9016.png?v=1737635027 Tomato Place Card - Pack of 12 The Tomato Place Card - Pack of 12 by Hester & Cook features a ripe red tomato with a green stem on a white background—ideal for eco-friendly buffet labels or table settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-meet-me-at-the-19th-hole-15-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A1512LGB-GNG-272.png?v=1738886175 Acacia Bevel Board w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Meet Me at the 19th Hole | 15 x 12" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board (15x12") features "Meet Me at the 19th Hole" with crossed golf clubs, a gold spreader knife tied with ribbon, a round cheese topped with pecan, and two slices of fruit and nut bread. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-palmetto-moon-15-x-12-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-WHT-GNG-330.png?v=1738886344 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Palmetto Moon | 15" X 12" X .6" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife (15" x 12" x .6") features a palmetto moon design and comes with dill cheese, crackers, and a handle tied with a striped bow. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-savory-bites-15-x-12-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-WHT-GNG-720.png?v=1738886409 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Savory Bites | 15" X 12" X .6" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board White (15"x12"x0.6") features "Savory Bites" engraving, a striped ribbon, gold spreader knife, three crackers, and dill-garnished cheese—perfect for stylish serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-get-your-mahj-on-15-x-12-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-WHT-GNG-736.png?v=1738886470 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Get Your Mahj On | 15" X 12" X .6" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board features a white top, natural wood bottom, engraved “Get Your Mahj On” design, and mahjong tiles. Includes a gold spreader knife and striped ribbon—ideal as a personalized 15"x12" charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12x12-maple-round-board-shana-tova-677 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/12RND-GNG-329.png?v=1738886588 12x12" Maple Round Board - Shana Tova #677 The Maple 12x12" Round Board - Shana Tova #677 features Hebrew "Shana Tova" engraving in the top right, offering a smooth maple finish perfect for celebrating Rosh Hashanah and wishing a Good Year. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/14-x-8-acacia-modern-rectangle-board-grateful 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/148NH-GNG-198.png?v=1738887156 14 x 8" Acacia Modern Rectangle Board | Grateful The Maple 14 x 8" Acacia Modern Rectangle Board with “grateful” script displays a wedge of herb-garnished cheese on the left and multigrain crackers on the right. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wine-board-love-laughter-and-happy-ever-after-15-x-4 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/154WINE-GNG-259.png?v=1738887303 Maple Wine Board | Love Laughter and Happy Ever After| 15 x 4" The Maple Wine Board by Maple is a 15 x 4" maple wood cutting board shaped like a wine bottle, engraved with "Love Laughter and Happy Ever After. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-turtle-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-101-GNG-699.png?v=1738887467 Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle Round & Gold Spreader Tied with Gray & White Ribbon | Turtle | 20 x 16" Serve charcuterie on the Maple Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle (round, 20x16") featuring a turtle design; comes with a gold spreader tied with a gray & white ribbon—perfect for cheese, crackers, and grapes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wine-board-time-to-wine-down-15-x-4 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/154WINE-M-GNG-733.png?v=1738889098 Maple Wine Board | Time to Wine Down | 15 x 4" The Maple Wine Board (15 x 4") by Maple, engraved with "time to WINE DOWN," brings a charming touch to your kitchen or entertaining space. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-sea-la-vie-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-701.png?v=1738889296 Arched Artisan Maple Board | Sea La Vie | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board | Sea La Vie | 12 x 9" features a shell engraving and is shown with rosemary-topped cheese and three slices of nutty fruit bread, perfect for serving charcuterie. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-lake-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-250.png?v=1738889375 Arched Artisan Maple Board | Lake | 12 x 9" A round cheese wheel with rosemary and three fruit & nut crisps on Maple’s 12x9" Arched Artisan Maple Board, engraved with LAKE and crossed paddles in the lower right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-king-of-the-grill-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-711.png?v=1738889442 Arched Artisan Maple Board | King of the Grill | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board | King of the Grill | 12 x 9" features KING OF THE GRILL above crossed spatulas and a flame—ideal as a unique charcuterie board for your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-pheasant-12-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-716.png?v=1738889566 Arched Artisan Maple Board | Pumpkin | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board | Pumpkin | 12 x 9" features a round cheese wheel with rosemary, fruit and nut crackers, and a pumpkin illustration in the bottom right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-joy-wreath-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-719.png?v=1738889677 Arched Artisan Maple Board | Joy Wreath | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board | Joy Wreath | 12 x 9" displays a round cheese with rosemary and three nut and fruit crispbreads, combining festive engraving with elegant serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-its-good-football-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-738.png?v=1738889738 Arched Artisan Maple Board | It's Good! Football | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board | It's Good! Football | 12 x 9" features “it’s good!” engraving, shown with a round cheese topped with rosemary and three fruit and nut crispbreads. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/arched-artisan-maple-board-yorkshire-terrier-12-x-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-129RE-M-GNG-696.png?v=1738889820 Arched Artisan Maple Board | Yorkshire Terrier | 12 x 9" The Maple Arched Artisan Maple Board (12 x 9") features a Yorkshire Terrier engraving, with space for cheese and bread—ideal as a charming serving board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-harvest-wheat-9-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-714.png?v=1738890130 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Harvest Wheat | 9" x 6" The Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Harvest Wheat | 9" x 6" by Maple features wheat engraving and "Harvest," making it a perfect centerpiece for your charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/16x12-maple-artisan-round-board-shana-tova-apple-and-honey 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1612ART-M-GNG-538.png?v=1739160060 16x12" Maple Artisan Round Board - Labrador Retriever Celebrate Shana Tova in style with the Maple 16x12" Artisan Round Board featuring a Labrador Retriever engraving, handle, and leather loop—a charming addition to your Rosh Hashanah gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-single-handle-grill-board-par-20-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2012HB-GNG-270.png?v=1739165292 Maple Single Handle Grill Board | Par | 20 x 12" The Maple Single Handle Grill Board | Par | 20 x 12" features a left handle and "PAR" engraved in the center, framed by crossed golf clubs—perfect as a unique charcuterie board for golf fans. By Maple. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-single-handle-grill-board-tailgate-all-star-20-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2012HB-M-GNG-742.png?v=1739165350 Maple Single Handle Grill Board | Tailgate All-Star | 20 x 12" The Maple Single Handle Grill Board | Tailgate All-Star | 20 x 12" by Maple features a handle, football helmet engraving, and is perfect as a charcuterie or cheese board for your next game day. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-serving-board-gather-with-friends-and-family-30-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3010RE-GNG-195.png?v=1739165692 Acacia Serving Board | Gather with friends and family | 30 x 10" The Maple Acacia Serving Board (30 x 10") features “Gather with friends and family” inscribed in the corner, displayed with cheese wedges, red and green grapes, crackers, and sliced salami. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-serving-board-half-time-snacks-30-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3010H-MA-GNG-741.png?v=1739165753 Acacia Serving Board | Half time snacks | 30 x 10" The Maple Acacia Serving Board (30 x 10") features "Half time snacks" and is arranged with sliced cheese, red and green grapes, crackers, and sliced salami on top. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-modern-geo-square-adirondack-chair-12-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A1212SQ050-GNG-332.png?v=1739165937 Acacia Modern Geo Square | Adirondack Chair | 12 x 12" A round cheese with rosemary sits on Maple’s Acacia Modern Geo Square (12x12") serving board, engraved with an Adirondack chair and featuring a triangular cut-out in one corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-preppy-palm-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A2007LNGB-GNG-590.png?v=1739166067 Acacia Bevel Board Long w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Live Love Eat | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long (20 x 7") features “Live • Love • Eat” engraving, a gold spreader, and a black-and-white striped ribbon—perfect for stylish and functional cheese or charcuterie presentations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-dachschund-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A2007LNGB-GNG-551.png?v=1739166144 Acacia Bevel Board Long w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Dachschund | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long (20 x 7") features a handle, striped ribbon, gold spreader, and an engraved dachshund silhouette on one end. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-green-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-preppy-palm-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A2007LNGB-GNG-708.png?v=1739166211 Acacia Bevel Board Long Green w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Preppy Palm | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long Green (20 x 7") in Preppy Palm holds a gold spreader, goat cheese, grape tomato, and crisps. The serving board is topped with a striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-fete-set-round-game-day-snacks-12-round 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A1212RD050FS-GNG-113.png?v=1739166507 Acacia Fête Set Round | Game Day Snacks | 12" Round The Maple Acacia Fête Set Round | Game Day Snacks | 12" Round features a round acacia wood board labeled GAME DAY Snacks and three ceramic dishes for serving mini bell peppers, cheese with rosemary, and green grapes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/carvd-acacia-carving-board-w-13-chefs-knife-grill-master-710-15-x-20 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A2015RE125CFS-GNG-710.png?v=1739166679 Carv'd Acacia Carving Board w/ 13" Chef's Knife | Grill Master 710 | 15 x 20" A Maple Carv'd Acacia Carving Board (15x20") engraved with GRILL MASTER 710 holds Brussels sprouts, artichoke, thyme, lemon wedge, radishes, and includes a 13" German steel chef's knife. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-thankful-34-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A34606HDSK-GNG-119.png?v=1739193413 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Thankful | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny (34 x 6"), featuring "thankful," comes with a gold spreader and ribbon—ideal for serving cheese, nuts, brie, fruit, and bread at any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-soul-food-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A34606HDSK-GNG-725.png?v=1739193711 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Soul Food | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny (34 x 6") features "Soul Food" engraved on the side, served with cheese, strawberries, mixed nuts, brie topped with cranberry, a slice of seeded bread, plus a gold spreader and ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-bottoms-up-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A34606HDSK-GNG-734.png?v=1739193794 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Bottoms Up| 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny (34 x 6") includes a gold spreader and ribbon, engraved with "BOTTOMS UP" on the right side, and is beautifully styled with cheese, berries, nuts, and seeded bread. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-w-handle-round-w-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-round-wheat-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A201606HDRD-GNG-712.png?v=1739193957 Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Round w/ Gold Spreader and Ribbon| Round Wheat | 20 x 16" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board (20x16") is a round wheat charcuterie board with handle, gold spreader, and striped ribbon—perfect for serving or personalizing with a monogram for a unique touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-w-handle-round-w-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-different-cheers-20-x-16-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A201606HDRD-GNG-732.png?v=1739194083 Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Round w/ Gold Spreader and Ribbon| Different Cheers | 20 x 16" (Copy) The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board features a round acacia wood design with "cheers" engraved in various languages, a leather loop, gold spreader, and striped ribbon—ideal for serving or personalizing with a monogram. Size: 20 x 16". https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-live-love-fuck-off-20-x-8 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-705_12cd5b73-d641-4ef2-a581-32ee2c676ece.png?v=1739194851 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Palm Tree | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Palm Tree (20 x 7”) displays round cheese, pomegranate seeds, two crackers, and a gold cheese knife, with a ribbon tied to the handle. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-life-is-better-at-a-lake-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-246.png?v=1739194551 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Life is better at a Lake | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long White (20" x 7") features "Life is better at a Lake," includes a gold spreader and ribbon—an elegant choice for your next charcuterie or serving display. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-eat-drink-chill-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-724.png?v=1739194951 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Eat Drink & Chill | 20 x 7" Maple's Acacia Bevel Board Long White (20 x 7") features "Eat, Drink & Chill" engraving, natural and white-painted sections, a striped ribbon on the handle, and comes with a gold spreader—perfect for stylish serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-eat-drink-and-be-married-20-x-7-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-333.png?v=1739195077 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Eat Drink and be Married | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long White (20x7") features "Eat Drink and be Married" text, a black and white striped ribbon, and a gold spreader—perfect as a serving or charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-cheese-wine-good-times-20-x-7-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-230.png?v=1739195166 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Cheese, Wine & Good Times | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long White (20x7") features "Cheese, Wine & Good Times" script, a striped ribbon on the handle, and includes a gold spreader—perfect for charcuterie. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-designated-dinker-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-WHT-GNG-267.png?v=1739195266 Acacia Bevel Board Long White w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Designated Dinker | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long White (20 x 7") features a white and acacia finish, ribbon-tied handle, crossed paddles with "DESIGNATED DINKER," and includes a gold spreader—ideal as a charcuterie serving board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-green-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-football-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLNG-100-GNG-739.png?v=1739195668 Acacia Bevel Board Long Green w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Football | 20 x 7" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Long Green (20 x 7") features a football design, gold spreader, and ribbon-tied handle—perfect for serving cheese, crackers, and more. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/black-acacia-wood-cutting-cheeseboard-rounded-corners-king-of-the-grill-18-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AB1812RE100-GNG-161.png?v=1739195772 Black Acacia Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard Rounded Corners | King of the Grill | 18 x 12" The Maple Black Acacia Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard (18 x 12", rounded corners) features a golden crown and “KING OF THE GRILL” text—ideal kitchen decor or for serving dishes in style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-green-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-christmas-trees-15-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-100-GNG-718.png?v=1739195961 Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader| Christmas Trees | 15 x 12" The Maple Green Acacia Bevel Board with Christmas tree designs (15 x 12") comes with a spreader and festive ribbon, beautifully displaying grapes, crackers, and a cheese cracker topped with pomegranate seeds. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-green-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-the-cocktail-club-15-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-100-GNG-731.png?v=1739196046 Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader | The Cocktail Club | 15 x 12" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Green with Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife (15x12", The Cocktail Club) is paired with crackers, green grapes, and round cheese topped with pomegranate seeds. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-green-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-touch-down-15-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBLRG-100-GNG-740.png?v=1739196298 Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader | Touch Down | 15 x 12" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board Green (15 x 12") with "Touch Down" engraving, ribbon, and gold spreader knife is styled with brie, pomegranate, crispbread, and green grapes—perfect for a festive snack display. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-mahjong-9-75-x-8 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBMED-WHT-GNG-737.png?v=1739196447 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Mahjong | 9.75 x 8" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board in white (9.75 x 8") features a MAHJ♥NG design, a cream ribbon with black stripes, and comes with a gold spreader knife—perfect for serving in style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-sea-la-vie-9-75-x-8 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBMED-WHT-GNG-700.png?v=1739196547 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Sea La Vie | 9.75 x 8" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Ribbon & Gold Spreader Knife | Sea La Vie | 9.75 x 8" features a round acacia wood design, white painted top, striped bow, and gold spreader—perfect for stylish charcuterie serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-lotus-mahj-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-100-GNG-735_b110935c-7189-4896-b3da-af4f10dfedf5.png?v=1739197366 Blush Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Spreader | Lotus Mahj | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush features a lotus "Mahj" engraving, round handle, and comes with a gold spreader tied with a gray and white ribbon—perfect for your next charcuterie board. Size: 16 x 10". https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-lotus-mahj-16-x-11 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-100-GNG-268.png?v=1739197489 Blush Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Spreader | The Greatest Dinnker | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush features “The Greatest Dinnker” engraved above a paddle and ball, comes with a gold spreader tied with gray & white ribbon to the handle, and is perfect for serving charcuterie. Size: 16 x 10". https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-welcome-to-the-beach-house-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-100-GNG-92.png?v=1739197677 Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Handle Round & Gold Spreader Tied with Gray & White Ribbon | Welcome to the Beach House | 20 x 16" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Handle (20 x 16"), featuring “Welcome to the Beach House,” comes with a gold spreader tied in gray & white ribbon—perfect for serving charcuterie at your beach getaway. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-welcome-to-the-beach-house-20-x-16-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-100-GNG-735.png?v=1739197764 Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Handle Round & Gold Spreader Tied with Gray & White Ribbon | Lotus Mahj | 20 x 16" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Handle (20 x 16") features a lotus Mahj monogram, gold spreader tied with gray & white ribbon—perfect for charcuterie spreads and elegant entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/everyday-white-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-09-26_at_12.08.48_PM.jpg?v=1773859747 Everyday White Table Setting The Everyday White Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC seats eight and includes gold-rimmed plates, gold cutlery, white napkins, a gold and white striped runner, and floral centerpieces in white, green, and blue. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-wine-cheese-34-x-6-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBSK-103-GNG-721.png?v=1739229342 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Wine & Cheese | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny in white (34" x 6") features "Wine & Cheese" text and comes with a gold spreader and ribbon—stylish and perfect for your next charcuterie spread. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-pink-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-ocean-blvd-34-x-6-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBSK-100-GNG-703.png?v=1739229536 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny In Pink Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Sea and Wine | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny in pink (34 x 6") features "Sea and Wine" script, with cheese, figs, and nuts on top. Includes a gold spreader tied with ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-pink-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-get-your-mahj-on-34-x-6-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBSK-100-GNG-736.png?v=1739229631 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny In Pink Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Get Your Mahj On | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny in pink, featuring a wood design and engraved with "Get Your Mahj On" mahjong tiles (34 x 6"), includes a gold spreader and ribbon—perfect for serving cheese, figs, and nuts at your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-pink-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-pickleball-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBSK-100-GNG-271.png?v=1739229890 Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny In Pink Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Pickleball | 34 x 6" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Skinny in pink (34 x 6") features pink and natural wood, "Pickleball" engraving, a pickleball graphic, plus a gold spreader with ribbon—perfect as a playful charcuterie board for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-no-bitchin-in-my-kitchen-16-x-10-copy-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-103-GNG-704.png?v=1739229997 Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Palm Trees | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle in white (16 x 10") features engraved palm trees, a striped ribbon, and a gold spreader—an elegant serving board for entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-palm-trees-16-x-10-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-103-GNG-306.png?v=1739230082 Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | That's What Cheese Said | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle in white (16x10") features "That's What Cheese Said," a gold spreader, and ribbon—an elegant charcuterie board for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-thats-what-cheese-said-16-x-10-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-103-GNG-310.png?v=1739230125 Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | Better Together | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle in white (16 x 10") features "Better Together" gold script, a wood base, and comes with a gold spreader tied to the handle with a black and white striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-french-bulldog-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-103-GNG-543.png?v=1739230206 Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | French Bulldog | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Rectangle in white features a French Bulldog design, gold spreader, and ribbon. Size: 16 x 10". https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-w-handle-rectangle-in-light-blue-cheers-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-101-GNG-142.png?v=1739230286 Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Rectangle in Light Blue | Cheers! | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Rectangle in Light Blue (16 x 10", "Cheers!" engraved) is decorated with a striped bow, gold knife, crackers, blue cheese wedge, and green grapes against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-w-handle-rectangle-in-light-blue-golden-retriever-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-101-GNG-682.png?v=1739230360 Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Rectangle in Light Blue | Golden Retriever | 16 x 10" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Handle Rectangle in Light Blue (16 x 10") features a golden retriever line drawing and comes with a small gold cheese knife tied on top, combining style and function for your charcuterie needs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-turtle-20-x-16-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-101-GNG-730.png?v=1739230438 Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle Round & Gold Spreader Tied with Gray & White Ribbon | Mr. Mrs. Heart | 20 x 16" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle (20 x 16") features a round design, gold spreader tied with a gray & white ribbon, and engraved Mr. Mrs. heart detail—perfect for serving cheese, crackers, grapes, and more. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-mr-mrs-heart-20-x-16-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-101-GNG-695_56270b80-2c7e-47bb-b264-fe1f692ec73a.png?v=1739230537 Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle Round & Gold Spreader Tied with Gray & White Ribbon| Poodle | 20 x 16" Serve charcuterie in style with the Maple Acacia Heirloom Board with Handle (20 x 16"), featuring an engraved poodle, gold spreader, and gray & white ribbon—a round Acacia wood board perfect for elegant entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-round-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-german-shepherd-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-103-GNG-536.png?v=1739230678 Acacia Heirloom Board Round In White Color w/ Gold Spreader & Ribbon | German Shepherd | 20 x 16" The Maple Acacia Heirloom Board Round in white (20 x 16") features a German Shepherd design, gold spreader, ribbon bow, and natural acacia wood—perfect for adding charm to any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-pickleball-board-16-x-9-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AWB-402-GNG-743.png?v=1739230787 Acacia Pickleball Board | Serving Dinks | 16 x 9 The Maple Acacia Pickleball Board | Serving Dinks | 16 x 9 features "SERVING DINKS" engraving, a natural wood finish, ergonomic handle, and includes a wooden pickleball—ideal for display or as a charcuterie table centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-pickleball-board-serving-dinks-16-x-9-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AWB-402-GNG-744.png?v=1739230832 Acacia Pickleball Board | Designated Dinker | 16 x 9" The Maple Acacia Pickleball Board | Designated Dinker | 16 x 9" features a natural finish, ergonomic handle, and engraved Designated Dinker text—includes a matching engraved ball for comfortable gameplay. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-bulldog-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-1610ART-M-GNG-679.png?v=1739230912 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Bulldog | 16 x 10" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Bulldog | 16 x 10" features a carved bulldog head, a leather loop for hanging, and is perfect as a unique charcuterie or cutting board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-savory-bites 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R3512TH075-GNG-720.png?v=1739231013 35" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board with Gold Spreader and Ribbon A 35" x 12" Maple rubber wood cutting board with thick handle, gold spreader, and ribbon, topped with crackers, heart-shaped cheese slices, cured meat, dried orange slices. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-charcuterie 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R2412TH075-GNG-03.png?v=1739231097 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board | Charcuterie The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board | Charcuterie features “Charcuterie” engraved at the bottom, topped with three strawberries, toasted bread slices, a cheese knife, and a striped ribbon on the handle. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-pineapple 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R2412TH075-GNG-14.png?v=1739231307 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board | Pineapple The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board | Pineapple features a striped bow, a small cheese knife, and an engraved pineapple in the corner, blending style and function for your charcuterie needs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-bites-on-board 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R3512TH075-GNG-138.png?v=1739231445 35" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board | Bites on Board The Maple 35" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board features "BITES ON A BOARD" engraved at the bottom and comes with an elegant metal cheese knife tied to the handle with a black and white ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glass-grand-pilsner-welcome-to-the-beach-house-20oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-PILS-20-GNG-92.png?v=1739232295 Glass Grand Pilsner | Welcome to the Beach House | 20oz The Maple Glass Grand Pilsner, 20oz, features "Welcome to the Beach House" and two starfish engraved on the front for a personalized touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glass-grand-pilsner-cheers-20oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-PILS-20-GNG-143.png?v=1739232352 Glass Grand Pilsner | Cheers | 20oz The Maple Glass Grand Pilsner | Cheers | 20oz is a tall, clear pilsner glass with "CHEERS!" custom engraved near the top, set against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glass-grand-pilsner-lets-par-tee-20oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-PILS-20-GNG-600.png?v=1739232398 Glass Grand Pilsner | Let's Par Tee | 20oz The Maple Glass Grand Pilsner | Let's Par Tee | 20oz features a golf ball on a tee above “LETS PAR TEE,” making it the perfect glass for golf lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lexington-double-old-fashion-docktails-12-5oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-DOF-12-GNG-235.png?v=1739232535 Lexington Double Old Fashion | Docktails | 12.5oz The Maple Lexington Double Old Fashion | Docktails | 12.5oz is a clear tumbler etched with an anchor and "DOCKTAILS"—a unique Father's Day gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lexington-double-old-fashion-but-first-cocktails-12-5oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-DOF-12-GNG-225.png?v=1739232615 Lexington Double Old Fashion | But First Cocktails | 12.5oz The Maple Lexington Double Old Fashion | But First Cocktails | 12.5oz is a laser-engraved glass tumbler featuring "BUT FIRST... cocktails," perfect as a Father's Day gift or for any cocktail lover. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lexington-double-old-fashion-tennis-12-5oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-DOF-12-GNG-143.png?v=1739232692 Lexington Double Old Fashion | Tennis | 12.5oz The Maple Lexington Double Old Fashion Tennis 12.5oz glass features a laser-engraved design with crossed tennis rackets and a tennis ball—an ideal personalized Father's Day gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lexington-double-old-fashion-pickleball-serving-dinks-12-5oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-DOF-12-GNG-611.png?v=1739232752 Lexington Double Old Fashion | Pickleball Serving Dinks | 12.5oz The Maple Lexington Double Old Fashion 12.5oz glass features etched crossed pickleball paddles above "SERVING DINKS"—a perfect Father's Day gift for any pickleball fan. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reserve-wine-glass-palmetto-moon-19-75oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-RW-19-GNG-330.png?v=1739232924 Reserve Wine Glass | Palmetto Moon | 19.75oz The Maple Reserve Wine Glass | Palmetto Moon | 19.75oz features an etched palm tree and crescent moon design on its clear bowl, shown against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reserve-wine-glass-wine-bar-19-75oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-RW-19-GNG-222.png?v=1739232995 Reserve Wine Glass | Wine Bar | 19.75oz A clear, empty Maple Reserve Wine Glass | Wine Bar | 19.75oz stands upright on a white background, featuring a gray laser-engraved WINE BAR and corkscrew logo on the bowl. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reserve-wine-glass-sip-sip-hooray-19-75oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-RW-19-GNG-228.png?v=1739233048 Reserve Wine Glass | Sip Sip Hooray! | 19.75oz The Maple Reserve Wine Glass | Sip Sip Hooray! | 19.75oz features "sip sip hooray!" laser engraved in light gray script on the bowl, and has a clear, long-stemmed design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glass-champagne-flute-merry-everything-8oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-CHAM-8-GNG-204.png?v=1739233176 Glass Champagne Flute | Merry Everything | 8oz The Maple Glass Champagne Flute | Merry Everything | 8oz features “MERRY EVERY THING” etched in white capitals on the bowl, displayed upright against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tennis-ball-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SMDC12A_jpg_d91732e3-f77a-434c-a308-10823d2e7251.jpg?v=1743015506 Tennis Ball Die Cut Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Tennis Ball Die Cut Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round 9.5-inch design with a yellow base and green curves, resembling tennis balls, set on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/youve-been-served-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SMGT12_jpg.jpg?v=1742585336 You've Been Served Guest Towels/32pk Sophistiplate's You've Been Served Guest Towels (32pk) feature green napkins with yellow "YOU'VE BEEN served" text, a tennis racket and ball design, and a yellow stripe—perfect for your next tennis-themed event. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tennis-racket-multi-lunch-napkin-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SMLN10A_jpg.jpg?v=1742585366 Tennis Racket Multi Lunch Napkin/40pk The Sophistiplate Tennis Racket Multi Lunch Napkin/40pk features green and yellow rackets and balls on light blue—perfect for adding a sporty, elegant touch to your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/piccolo-pesto-gift-collection 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PiccoloPestoCollectionBox_jpg.jpg?v=1740166087 Piccolo Pesto Gift Collection The Bella Cucina Piccolo Pesto Gift Collection features four stacked jars of popular pesto spreads, visible through a clear window on the gold and orange packaging. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preserved-lemon-cream 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/IMG_9173.jpg?v=1740005589 Preserved Lemon Cream A glass jar of Bella Cucina Preserved Lemon Cream, a citrus spread with preserved lemons, is sealed with a white lid, decorated with a green ribbon and oval label, and displayed on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blueberry-buttermilk-pancake-waffle-mix 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/pacncake-1.jpg?v=1741646611 Blueberry Buttermilk Pancake & Waffle Mix A silver tin from Bella Cucina holds Blueberry Buttermilk Pancake & Waffle Mix, all-natural with no preservatives. The 15 oz (429 g) tin features a blueberry illustration on the label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/porcini-parsley-savory-salt 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_3_5b1e3e4d-e0c0-41cd-8350-139aa1f27177.png?v=1778589254 Porcini & Parsley Savory Salt A glass jar of Bella Cucina Porcini & Parsley Savory Salt with a clamp lid. This gourmet seasoning is perfect for elevating your charcuterie board, shown against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/savory-salt-duo-gift-set 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1080_jpg_webp.jpg?v=1740167819 Savory Salt Duo Gift Set The Savory Salt Duo Gift Set by Bella Cucina features two small glass jars of gourmet seasoning in a wooden basket with straw-like packing and a green “Cucina” ribbon—perfect for elevating your charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sun-dried-tomato-pesto 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-03-13at12.48.26PM.jpg?v=1741895668 Sun-dried Tomato Pesto A glass jar of Bella Cucina Sun-dried Tomato Pesto, made with Parmesan and extra virgin olive oil, sealed with a white lid and labeled Sun-dried Tomato Pesto, Net Wt. 6 oz. (169 g). https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/walnut-sage-pesto 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Vertical-4_a676ac72-208a-4c06-b523-288e7b32e3f7.jpg?v=1740169177 Walnut Sage Pesto A small glass jar of Bella Cucina Walnut Sage Pesto with a white lid sits on a light wooden surface. The green label reads Walnut Sage Pesto, featuring Parmesan cheese, net weight 6 oz (169 g). https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pizza-party-gift-kit 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_584f31e3-17ef-4b6b-b487-1f5f7aba87cb.jpg?v=1740782506 Pizza Party Gift Kit The Maple Personalized Pizza Peel Gift Set features two jars—one with a yellow lid, one with a silver lid—tied with a green Bella Cucina ribbon, displayed on a beige background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/taste-of-tuscany-extra-virgin-olive-oil 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_2_752f5926-9904-4758-af3b-d4c504d54c67.png?v=1778589060 Tuscany Extra Virgin Olive Oil A clear glass bottle of Bella Cucina Tuscany Extra Virgin Olive Oil, filled with golden olive oil and sealed with a cork, features a tan label wrapped around the neck. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-ultimate-easter-bundle-charming-easter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_5f3e016f-3391-4c26-9795-793b01c086dd.jpg?v=1774718259 Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Charming Easter Create a festive Easter table for 16 with Sophistiplate LLC’s Ultimate Easter Tablescape: charming bunny plates, gold cutlery, floral napkins, pink glassware, and a spring centerpiece accented by decorated eggs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-ultimate-easter-bundle-folklore-easter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/folkloreeaster.jpg?v=1773854753 Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Folklore Easter Create a cheerful spring celebration with Sophistiplate LLC's Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Folklore Easter, featuring designer plates, pastel egg decor, gold utensils, a pink striped tablecloth, and floral bouquets. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gold-frame-place-card-12ct 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-02-21at1.15.49PM.jpg?v=1761586571 Gold Frame Place Card/12ct The Hester & Cook Gold Frame Place Card (12ct) stands upright on a white surface at a slight angle, featuring a blank white card with an elegant gold border—ideal for buffet labels or place cards. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-pink-awning-stripe-runner-20-x-25-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-02-21at2.59.14PM.jpg?v=1740178807 Seafoam Classic Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Seafoam Classic Stripe Runner (20x25") features horizontal light blue and white stripes—ideal for creative gift wrapping or as a unique table runner at special occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-classic-stripe-runner-20x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1Screenshot2025-02-21at2.59.14PM.jpg?v=1740179145 Pink Classic Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Pink Classic Stripe Runner (20x25") features horizontal light pink and white stripes—ideal for a unique paper table runner or creative gift wrapping. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stunning-seder-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_1080x1080px.png?v=1742854337 Stunning Seder Table Setting The Stunning Seder Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes designer disposable plates, gold cutlery, matzo ball soup, stacked decorative plates, matzo crackers, and a vase of white flowers on a crisp white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/personalized-pizza-peel-gift-set 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/pizza_peel_gift_set.jpg?v=1740782506 Personalized Pizza Peel Gift Set The Maple Personalized Pizza Peel Gift Set features a pizza on a custom board labeled Williams Pizzeria, alongside a ribboned gift basket with candle and more. A “Personalize This Item!” sign is shown in the top right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-fields-dinner-plates-16pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_41.jpg?v=1741624212 Easter Fields Dinner Plates/16pk The Sophistiplate Easter Fields Dinner Plates/16pk feature scalloped white edges, a pale blue rim, and a floral border in pink, blue, purple, and white—ideal for any spring gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-fields-salad-plates-16pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_42.jpg?v=1741624184 Easter Fields Salad Plates/16pk The Sophistiplate Easter Fields Salad Plates (16pk) feature three watercolor bunnies and pastel flowers on a light blue background with a pink scalloped edge—perfect for Easter gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/egg-salad-plate-easter-fields-assorted-16pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_36.jpg?v=1741624334 Egg Salad Plate Easter Fields Assorted - 16pkg The Sophistiplate Egg Salad Plate Easter Fields Assorted set includes 16 charming, pastel floral plates—perfect for adding a playful touch to any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-fields-platter-plates-16pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_43.jpg?v=1741624492 Easter Fields Platter Plates/16pk Sophistiplate’s Easter Fields Platter Plates/16pk feature scalloped edges, a pink center, light blue border, and pastel florals—perfect durable paper plates for serving festive treats in style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-fields-table-setting-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_16_2691d489-9b3a-41e0-91ae-7d93f358fc1e.png?v=1742527529 Easter Fields Table Setting for 16 The Easter Fields Table Setting for 16 by Sophistiplate LLC creates a charming brunch tablescape with floral centerpieces, woven placemats, pastel animal-themed plates, pink napkins, silver cutlery, and a light tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/patriotic-stars-table-runner-20-x-13 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/052-0175-2T_31b0509d-4880-4166-ae5e-9a4eb274f621.jpg?v=1743025540 Green Watercolor Stripes Table Runner - 20x12" The Rosanne Beck Green Watercolor Stripes Table Runner (20x12") is shown partially unrolled against a plain white background, featuring light green with white horizontal stripes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lemons-on-branches-doily-placemats 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/056-0088-2T.jpg?v=1743026735 Lemons On Branches Doily Placemats Rosanne Beck's Lemons On Branches Doily Placemats feature scalloped edges, a light blue background, yellow lemons, green leaves, and dainty blue bows for a charming layered table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-mahjong-toile-die-cut-placemats 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/078-0347-2T.jpg?v=1743028286 Pink Mahjong Toile Scallop Edge Placemats/10pk Rosanne Beck’s Pink Mahjong Toile Scallop Edge Placemats (10pk) feature a white background, wavy pink border, and playful mahjong-inspired designs, adding a touch of elegance to your disposable tableware collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-pickleball-die-cut-placemats 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/078-0354-2T.jpg?v=1743028509 Preppy Pickleball Scallop Edge Placemats/10pk Rosanne Beck’s Preppy Pickleball Scallop Edge Placemats/10pk feature gym bags in pink, blue, striped, and floral designs with tennis balls and rackets on white with a wavy blue border—perfect for disposable table decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-pink-posh-die-cut-placemats 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/078-0411-2T.jpg?v=1743029469 Green & Pink Scallop Edge Placemats/10pk The Rosanne Beck Green & Pink Scallop Edge Placemats (10pk) feature a blank green rectangular design with a wavy pink and white border, set on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/western-floral-trellis-die-cut-placemats 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/078-0429-1.jpg?v=1743029628 Western Floral Trellis Die-Cut Placemats Rosanne Beck’s Western Floral Trellis Die-Cut Placemats feature pink, blue, and yellow flowers with green leaves on a cream background—a charming geometric accent for your table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dinner-party-runner-30-x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDP_Horizontal_Template_Hester_and_Cook_1080_x_1080_px.png?v=1743385854 Dinner Party Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Dinner Party Runner, 20x25", is a white paper runner with black line art of plates, cutlery, glasses, lemons, flowers, and foods—great for creative table settings or gift wrapping. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/moss-classic-stripe-runner-20-x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPHorizontalTemplateHesterandCook_1080x1080px_1.jpg?v=1743387144 Moss Classic Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Moss Classic Stripe Runner (20x25") features alternating green and white stripes, ideal for gift wrapping or as a festive table runner, shown partially unrolled on a white surface. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/red-painted-check-runner-20-x-25 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPHorizontalTemplateHesterandCook_1080x1080px.jpg?v=1743387176 Red Painted Check Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Red Painted Check Runner (20x25") features a bold red and white checkered pattern—great for gift wrapping or adding style to any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-summer-soiree-edit 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MegMelamineSophistiplateCollection241562_jpg_ba9c385d-f576-42b8-ab39-c668300bc36c.jpg?v=1744317498 The Summer Soirée Edit The Summer Soirée Edit by Maple features a pink melamine plate with bread, cheese, olives, blackberries, marshmallows, and watermelon on a yellow plaid cloth, complete with glassware and a picnic basket nearby. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ultimate-preppy-palm-tablescape-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_523c9582-d899-4c53-956e-c19e6c48bc2b.jpg?v=1773861806 The Ultimate Preppy Palm Tablescape The Preppy Palm Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold placemats, palm tree-themed heavy-duty plates, blue-handled cutlery, and floral centerpieces with pink and orange blooms—all perfectly arranged on a white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/derby-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1.png?v=1744843587 Derby Table Setting The Derby Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features decorative horse-patterned disposable plates, gold utensils, a white napkin with gold trim, a floral centerpiece, a water glass, and small sandwiches arranged on the main plate. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-ribbon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A3512TH075-SPRDR-GLD_1.png?v=1744909570 35" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board with Gold Spreader & Ribbon A 35" x 12" Acacia wood Maple charcuterie board with thick handle, engraved with The Russells Est. Nov 2021 on the left, topped with crackers, strawberries, cheese, and a gold spreader tied with a striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A2412TH075-SPRDR-GLD.png?v=1744909985 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board with gold spreader and ribbon The Maple 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board features a gold spreader, black-and-white ribbon, and is engraved with a large M and "Morris" in the center, plus includes a bunch of green grapes in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-gold-4-pack-8-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2.png?v=1744918167 Martini Classic | Gold | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Four Martini Classic gold glasses by Sophistiplate LLC, 8 oz each, come in a set of 4. They feature etched patterns, are BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and are displayed in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-gold-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_51069567-cab0-42fc-bfb1-46bf06b91996.png?v=1744918440 Champagne Classic | Gold | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz The Sophistiplate LLC Champagne Classic Gold 4 Pack features 8.9 oz BPA-free, shatterproof glasses with a geometric pattern. Iridescent and dishwasher safe, they stand in a row against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-gold-pitcher-4-pack-short-tumblers-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_6e84d193-1006-493b-9aaf-4b9c5fe8e95a.png?v=1744918670 Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Gold The Sophistiplate LLC Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers Classic Gold set features a shatterproof plastic pitcher with lid and four matching dishwasher-safe tumblers, all in a geometric diamond pattern, shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-classic-stemmed-gold-4-pack-16-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_57402059-366f-42b5-9ca0-dedbbc7b09e1.png?v=1745007973 Wine Classic Stemmed | Gold | 4 Pack | 16 Oz Sophistiplate LLC Wine Classic Stemmed Glasses, Gold, 4 Pack (16 oz): BPA-free, shatterproof plastic with gold-toned stems and intricate patterns. Dishwasher safe, displayed in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-modern-cobalt-4-pack-8-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_271c1e9a-4ba4-4e0c-bfd2-caf22fedb461.png?v=1745008194 Champagne Modern | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC “Champagne Modern” cobalt-tinted 8 oz wine glasses, BPA-free with ribbed textures, are arranged in a row on a white background. Pack of 4. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-modern-clear-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3.png?v=1745008660 Champagne Modern | Clear | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Sophistiplate LLC's Champagne Modern 4 Pack features clear, shatterproof 8 oz glasses arranged in a line on a white background, blending elegance and durability—perfect for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-modern-cobalt-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-4.png?v=1745008879 Martini Modern | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 8 Oz The Sophistiplate Martini Modern Cobalt set includes four 8 oz BPA-free plastic martini glasses with ribbed detailing, arranged in a row on a white background. Stylish and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-modern-clear-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-5.png?v=1745009203 Martini Modern | Clear | 4 Pack | 8 Oz A set of four clear 8 oz BPA-free plastic martini glasses from Sophistiplate’s Martini Modern collection is arranged side by side in a row against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-red-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-6.png?v=1745009496 Martini Classic | Red | 4 Pack | 8 Oz The Sophistiplate LLC Martini Classic 4 Pack features 8 oz red shatterproof glasses with a cut-glass pattern, shown side by side on a white background. Dishwasher safe and ideal for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-green-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_8efdff10-ca21-49d8-97a6-35ad3c5f3bd0.png?v=1745009631 Martini Classic | Green | 4 Pack | 8 Oz The Sophistiplate Martini Classic 4-pack features green 8 oz BPA-free shatterproof glasses with etched geometric patterns, arranged side by side on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-cobalt-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_fbd44c6c-93af-48d8-8d53-a2edd3cef11c.png?v=1745009798 Martini Classic | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Martini Classic cobalt 8 oz shatterproof glasses (4 pack) are arranged side by side on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-blush-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_3fd0fa23-c5a3-4b4e-a2a4-976832667ec5.png?v=1745009967 Martini Classic | Blush | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Four 8 oz blush-tinted shatterproof Martini Classic glasses by Sophistiplate LLC are arranged in a row on a white background. Set of 4. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/martini-classic-clear-4-pack-8-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_c386539e-e5c0-4300-bba7-83cfd5dc5083.png?v=1745010154 Martini Classic | Clear | 4 Pack | 8 Oz Sophistiplate LLC Martini Classic 4 Pack features clear, shatterproof, BPA-free 8 oz martini glasses with etched patterns, arranged side by side against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-green-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_f6ee7bba-23aa-4a29-8866-e3a8668e2b6f.png?v=1745010604 Champagne Classic | Green | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Champagne Classic green flutes (4 pack, 8.9 oz each) with faceted bowls and long stems are BPA-free, shatterproof plastic glasses—ideal for celebrations and beautifully arranged on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-red-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_2d06cdaf-9b92-47ac-ae86-9def53619b98.png?v=1745011046 Champagne Classic | Red | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz Four red Champagne Classic glasses by Sophistiplate LLC (4 Pack, 8.9 oz) stand side by side, featuring a faceted pattern and slender stems. Made from BPA-free plastic for durability, they offer both elegance and practicality. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-blush-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3_41735054-750f-48fb-aeb1-a322c2b4b2e8.png?v=1745011325 Champagne Classic | Blush | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz The Champagne Classic Blush 4 Pack by Sophistiplate LLC features four 8.9 oz pink-tinted, shatterproof champagne flutes with a geometric pattern—stylish, BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and perfect for any occasion. Arranged in a row on white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-cobalt-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-4_3b152070-ce0b-4510-a43f-fd3844318752.png?v=1745011443 Champagne Classic | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz Four cobalt-hued Champagne Classic glasses (8.9 oz, BPA-free plastic) by Sophistiplate LLC feature faceted patterns and come in a 4-pack arranged in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/champagne-classic-clear-4-pack-8-9-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_2e262562-700c-4ec6-88e3-7678fb4a8d35.png?v=1745011685 Champagne Classic | Clear | 4 Pack | 8.9 Oz Four clear Champagne Classic glasses (8.9 oz, 4-pack) by Sophistiplate LLC are arranged in a straight line against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-classic-red-4-pack-16-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_6ba6ecf7-4b23-4ec3-8090-74061698e7be.png?v=1745011893 Wine Classic Stemmed | Red | 4 Pack | 16 Oz The Sophistiplate Wine Classic Stemmed 16 oz red wine glasses, sold as a 4 pack, are made from BPA-free, shatterproof plastic and are dishwasher safe—combining style and durability for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-classic-tall-red-4-pack-21-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3_8c7be7c5-054c-4eb4-ad6c-541c4ae15f4b.png?v=1745012036 Tumbler Classic Tall | Red | 4 Pack | 21 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Classic Tall glasses, 21 oz each, in red BPA-free plastic with faceted sides and a flared rim, are displayed in a row. Comes as a shatterproof 4 pack on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-classic-tall-green-4-pack-21-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_71c306c9-55b4-4abd-a359-81b6ccc362ae.png?v=1745012219 Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Red The Sophistiplate LLC Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Red set includes a shatterproof pitcher with lid and handle plus four matching BPA-free tumblers, all with a geometric design; stylish and dishwasher safe. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-modern-tall-red-cobalt-22-3-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_8611fbd0-f492-44b4-9ce5-8b24a0814889.png?v=1745012385 Tumbler Modern Tall | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 22.3 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Modern Tall Cobalt tumblers (22.3 oz each) are lined up side by side on a white background. This dishwasher safe 4-pack features identical blue cups with vertical ribbed patterns. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-modern-tall-clear-4-pack-22-3-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_48d677df-7f47-4d0d-a77e-e60a0984faba.png?v=1745012553 Tumbler Modern Tall | Clear | 4 Pack | 22.3 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Modern Tall shatterproof clear tumblers (22.3 oz, 4 pack) are displayed in a straight line against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-modern-short-clear-4-pack-13-5-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_7b5657c0-a1e3-4b87-bd60-44592f643553.png?v=1745012798 Tumbler Modern Short | Clear | 4 Pack | 13.5 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Modern Short 13.5 oz shatterproof clear tumblers, sold as a 4 pack, are lined up in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-modern-short-cobalt-4-pack-13-5-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3_b7b381f6-f6f5-4207-8a83-2a73c575dfb1.png?v=1745012876 Tumbler Modern Short | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 13.5 Oz The Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Modern Short 4 Pack in Cobalt (13.5 oz) features stylish, ribbed, shatterproof tumblers that are dishwasher safe—blending modern design and everyday practicality. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-modern-stemmed-clear-4-pack-17-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-4_a4f132f4-c143-49ad-b6f3-36677eaab359.png?v=1745013064 Wine Modern Stemmed | Clear | 4 Pack | 17 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Wine Modern Stemmed glasses (clear, 17 oz), sold as a 4 pack, are displayed side by side on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-modern-stemmed-cobalt-4-pack-17-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_cbc27927-3489-4de4-a5a1-78865057cc36.png?v=1745013187 Wine Modern Stemmed | Cobalt | 4 Pack | 17 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Wine Modern Stemmed glasses in cobalt (17 oz, 4 pack) are arranged in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-classic-tall-clear-4-pack-21-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_aac046d6-3ae2-4fff-b56f-e77118594d56.png?v=1745013298 Tumbler Classic Tall | Clear | 4 Pack | 21 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Classic Tall 21 oz clear glasses, sold as a 4 pack, are displayed in a row. Each glass features geometric textured bases, smooth rims, and is dishwasher safe. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-classic-tall-blush-4-pack-21-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_d38e1539-9425-40f4-b56d-826fb62b7d2f.png?v=1745013414 Tumbler Classic Tall | Blush | 4 Pack | 21 Oz Sophistiplate LLC's Tumbler Classic Tall in Blush includes four 21 oz BPA-free, faceted plastic cups with a decorative pattern. These stylish, shatterproof tumblers are dishwasher safe and arranged side by side on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tumbler-classic-tall-blue-4-pack-21-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_04a4852f-3ca1-4412-be01-f5007f131dae.png?v=1745014313 Tumbler Classic Tall | Blue | 4 Pack | 21 Oz Four Sophistiplate LLC Tumbler Classic Tall glasses, 21 oz each in blue with a geometric pattern, are lined up on a white background. The set includes four dishwasher safe glasses. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pitcher-4-pack-short-tumblers-classic-clear-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_f23d66ff-7e23-4fc9-8732-1dd7e8bfc67e.png?v=1745014500 Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Clear The Sophistiplate LLC Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Clear includes a clear, dishwasher-safe pitcher with a lid and handle, plus four matching BPA-free tumblers with a decorative faceted pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pitcher-4-pack-short-tumblers-classic-blush-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pitcher-4-pack-short-tumblers-classic-blue-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3_6ca57be7-4c37-4701-af2b-a60ce1420fed.png?v=1745014827 Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers | Classic | Blue The Sophistiplate Classic Pitcher & 4 Pack Short Tumblers in blue features a shatterproof plastic pitcher with lid and handle, plus four matching BPA-free tumblers—all with a stylish starburst texture. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-classic-stemmed-blush-4-pack-16-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1_61589079-ea9d-49f4-a63a-1c1e751ed43e.png?v=1745018424 Wine Classic Stemmed | Blush | 4 Pack | 16 Oz The Sophistiplate Wine Classic Stemmed Blush 4 Pack (16 oz) features elegant, pink-tinted shatterproof glasses with cut patterns—stylish, durable, perfect for entertaining, and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-classic-stemmed-clear-4-pack-16-oz-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-2_411256f4-e563-4bb0-a768-1cfe831468d8.png?v=1745018472 Wine Classic Stemmed | Clear | 4 Pack | 16 Oz A set of four clear 16 oz Wine Classic Stemmed glasses by Sophistiplate LLC are arranged in a row on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-classic-stemmed-blue-4-pack-16-oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1x1-3_d5f60efc-16b0-45f9-9eb2-f4883afbe066.png?v=1745018530 Wine Classic Stemmed | Blue | 4 Pack | 16 Oz The Sophistiplate LLC Wine Classic Stemmed Blue 4 Pack (16 Oz) features elegant, shatterproof wine glasses arranged in a row against a white background, combining style and durability. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/life-support-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/66_66a710c0-04e1-404a-a682-2bf66bddc47c.png?v=1774952284 Life Support Towel The Drinks On Me Life Support Towel is a blue and white dish towel with the funny quote: "I now know how it will all end for me... One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone." A perfect kitchen humor gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whoremembers-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/65_eed4194e-bfb4-4f5a-b3be-25c9fa220bec.png?v=1774952268 Whoremembers Towel Add humor to your kitchen with the Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me, featuring a purple, green, and white polka dot and swirl design. The towel reads: #WHOREMEMBERS—ideal for housewarmings and fans of witty décor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/childhood-punishments-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/67_230b66fd-d88d-4fb6-bf57-18fcdda2d6c0.png?v=1774952257 Childhood Punishments Towel Brighten your kitchen with the "Childhood Punishments Towel" by Drinks On Me—featuring green and orange polka dots and a witty list of punishments turned adult goals. A perfect sarcastic dish towel for humor lovers!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/procrastination-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/74_5ad43acd-bfad-4bc0-9a80-6319ce21156b.png?v=1774952239 Procrastinations Towel The Procrastinations Towel by Drinks On Me features orange and purple polka dots and reads: “Procrastination is totally a good thing...” A funny kitchen towel perfect for humor or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/born-to-be-wild-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/73_ec33f8c1-4697-4309-90b6-9fe7877bc5b1.png?v=1774952227 Born To Be Wild Towel Add some fun to your kitchen with the Born To Be Wild Towel by Drinks On Me. This pink and white polka dot dish towel reads, "I was born to be wild. But only til about 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm tops…" Clean up with a smile!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-and-cheese-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/72_045bdf05-ed36-406a-a5f7-ace4150dec8f.png?v=1774952203 Difficult Relatives Towel The Difficult Relatives Towel by Drinks On Me is a funny pink dish towel with yellow polka dots and trim, reading: "I like a wine that pairs well with cheese and difficult relatives." Great for kitchen humor or unique housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/from-1900s-towel-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/71_2bddd07d-259c-49f1-8bd3-94cde28d13f6.png?v=1774952189 1900's Towel The Drinks On Me 1900's Towel is a pink cotton dish towel with playful patterns and the text: "Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s." A funny and charming housewarming gift for any kitchen. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/no-one-appreciates-my-overthinking-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/79_926110d4-9f6b-4608-a29d-acffdf8bc8ec.png?v=1774952176 Overthinking Mom Towel The Overthinking Mom Towel by Drinks On Me comes in pink and blue packaging with the quote: “It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them. –Mom.” A perfect gift for moms with a sarcastic sense of humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/looking-for-food-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/78_68dd5352-c0e6-4be5-b417-6fa13ab93e9f.png?v=1774952165 Ingredients Towel The Ingredients Towel by Drinks On Me features white text on a pink center—“I hate it when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients”—with green and white borders, making it a funny gift or kitchen towel. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ive-got-pms-ocd-and-add-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/77_42be6262-9104-484b-a6f8-5aac4609e8a7.png?v=1774952139 PMS Towel The PMS Towel by Drinks On Me is a funny, colorful dish towel with an orange, blue, and white pattern. It features the sarcastic saying: "I’ve got PMS, OCD and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone—but I can’t focus on that right now; I'm cleaning. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-have-to-pee-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/76_4f409106-2e3e-4fb4-bca7-b275ba799041.png?v=1774952125 I Came I Saw Towel The “I Came I Saw Towel” by Drinks On Me is a funny kitchen towel with a scalloped green edge, blue polka dots, and a sarcastic saying—perfect as a humorous kitchen gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bottle-of-wine-towel 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/75_8e386a27-4fa8-4fb9-9c91-cf1c717cfe20.png?v=1774952107 Half Hour Towel The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me is a purple and green dish towel featuring the witty quote, “Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?” Polka dot design—clean up with a smile!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sleeping-at-work 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/caughtatwork.jpg?v=1755556139 Sleeping at Work Coaster Text on a light green background with turquoise border reads: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say In Jesus' name I pray. The Sleeping at Work Coaster by Drinks On Me—perfect for housewarming or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/breakfast-in-bed 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1007breakfastinbed_d70303dd-e52b-479a-805f-3b32df7785b6.jpg?v=1773391631 Breakfast in Bed Coaster Text on a light green background with blue border reads: “If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this 'how did you get in my house?' business.” Drinks On Me Breakfast in Bed Coaster—funny gift or housewarming decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/water-into-wine 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/pizzaintobreakfast.jpg?v=1755556116 Water Into Wine Coaster A beige square with a green border features the text: I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast—part of the Coaster Bundle: Fitness by Drinks On Me, perfect for your funny coaster collection or gifting friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/are-you-drunk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1004areyoudrunk.jpg?v=1755567356 Are You Drunk? Coaster The Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 by Drinks On Me features a witty design: "Are you drunk?" with Yes/No checkboxes and an X below—ideal as funny coasters or a quirky gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/did-i-roll-my-eyes 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1002rollmyeyes_a0577c1b-9981-4c24-b76f-ccefbd622e81.jpg?v=1755567093 Did I Roll My Eyes? Coaster A square image coaster from Drinks On Me’s Best Sellers bundle features a pink border, light yellow-green center, and pink “IM SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?” text—perfect for party gifts or as part of a funny coasters set. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1411 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1411.jpg?v=1755556093 Diet Coke Coaster The Drinks On Me Diet Coke Coaster features a pink border, blue background, and funny white text: “I’d like a Diet Coke please.” “Is Diet Pepsi okay?” “Is Monopoly money okay?”—a perfect addition to your bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1402 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1402.jpg?v=1755558433 1900's Coaster A maroon square with a gold border features pink text: Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900’s—this Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Growing Old makes a funny and unique gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1390 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1390.jpg?v=1755556076 Half Hour Coaster The Half Hour Coaster by Drinks On Me features an orange square with a red border and red text: "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?" A funny gift for bar carts or housewarmings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/threw-out-back-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/threw_out_back.png?v=1756941398 Threw Out Back Napkin Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me's Threw Out Back Napkins—one pink with a talking-to-yourself quip, one orange joking about aging and toasters. Fun, colorful napkins for birthdays or cocktails!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dishwasher-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1362.jpg?v=1755556069 Dishwasher Coaster The Dishwasher Coaster by Drinks On Me features a witty design about how people stack the dishwasher, making it a hilarious drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hacker-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1354.jpg?v=1755567356 Hacker Coaster A blue square coaster from Drinks On Me's "Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2" features light gray text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they? Framed by a gray border—perfect for gifts or laughs with friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mirror-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/mirror.png?v=1756938538 Mirror Napkin Set of two pink and teal Mirror Napkins by Drinks On Me with witty drink quotes—one says, "Susan, you have to stop drinking wine," the other, "My doctor said I need to watch my drinking." Great as wine napkins or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-parent-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/good_parent.png?v=1756889999 Good Parent Napkin Drinks On Me Good Parent Napkin—blue square coasters with funny parenting quotes; perfect bar cart accessories or cocktail napkins, and a great birthday gift for parents who need a laugh. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smiles-today 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/smiles_today.png?v=1756941067 Smiles Today Napkin Add humor to your bar cart with Smiles Today Napkins by Drinks On Me—witty pink and purple cocktail napkins perfect for quirky birthday gifts or making guests smile (or sip) at your next gathering!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/life-is-short 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/life_is_short.png?v=1756938374 Life is Short Napkin Add humor to your bar cart with the Drinks On Me Life is Short Napkin set—includes one card listing funny childhood and adult injuries, plus another that says, "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." Perfect for parties!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-dog-named 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/wealthy_dog.png?v=1756941802 Wealthy dog Napkin The Wealthy Dog Napkin by Drinks On Me includes two square cocktail napkins with purple and gold borders. One reads, "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs," the other, "All I want is to settle down with a wealthy dog. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-hours 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1325.jpg?v=1755556054 8 Hours Coaster The 8 Hours Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a pink border and green text: "I DON’T MIND COMING TO WORK, BUT WAITING 8 HOURS TO GO HOME IS BULLSHIT." Perfect for housewarming gifts or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/susan 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1334.jpg?v=1773391458 Susan Coaster The Susan Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with orange text: Every weekend I say to myself, Susan, you have to stop drinking wine. Thankfully, I’m not Susan. Cream border—ideal as a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ears-sold 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1331earssold.jpg?v=1755557281 Ears Sold Coaster The Ears Sold Coaster by Drinks On Me displays the text: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. in orange on maroon—an amusing accessory for your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/child-injuries-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1327childinjuries.jpg?v=1755556031 Child Injuries Coaster The Child Injuries Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold text on a blue and purple background, humorously comparing childhood mishaps to adult pains—perfect as a funny coaster or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dating-after-40 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1329datingafter40.jpg?v=1755556023 Dating After 40 Coaster The Dating After 40 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a purple border and pink text: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—a funny housewarming or bar cart gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/outdoorsy-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/outdoorsy.png?v=1756939156 Outdoorsy Napkin Add humor to your bar cart with two Drinks On Me “Outdoorsy Napkin” cocktail napkins—one teal and purple with bold text, the other says: If drinking on the front porch counts then yes, call me outdoorsy. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pooh-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/pooh.png?v=1756940411 Pooh Napkin Add playful charm to your bar cart with the Drinks On Me Pooh Napkin. 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I mean good morning." and "HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers... https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/b-to-f-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/B_to_F.png?v=1756889478 B to F Napkin Drinks On Me’s B to F Napkin set features two witty cocktail napkins: one pokes fun at mixing up the ‘70s with 30 years ago, while the other swaps "bucket list" for "fucket list"—perfect gifts or bar cart accents. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/be-gin-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/be_gin.png?v=1756889488 Be Gin Napkin Drinks On Me Be Gin Napkin set includes two pink stacks: one reads "So what's your favorite drink? The next one!" and the other says "LET THE EVENING BE GIN." Fun bar cart accessories for any party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/young-and-fun-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/young_and_fun.png?v=1756942330 Young and Fun Napkin Add a playful touch to your bar cart with Drinks On Me's Young and Fun Napkin—featuring hilarious friendship and aging quotes. Perfect for birthday gifts or pairing with funny cocktail accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mom-sleep 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1323.jpg?v=1773391439 Mom Sleep Coaster The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC features a green square with a pink border and the text: MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.—a unique, funny gift for Mother's Day or moms anytime. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/procrastination 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1322procrastination.jpg?v=1755556008 Procrastination Coaster The Procrastination Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a mint green border and the phrase "Procrastination is totally a good thing." A funny, quirky gift for housewarmings or your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fired 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1320.jpg?v=1773391424 Fired Coaster Orange square coaster with yellow border and white text: "I just fired myself from cleaning my house..." The Fired Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny drink coaster—perfect bar cart accessory or housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kindness 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1319kindness.jpg?v=1755555992 Kindness Coaster Text on a light green background with dark green border: “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than anticipated” in pink-orange letters—Drinks On Me Kindness Coaster, a funny bar cart or housewarming accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-naked 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1315gardennaked.jpg?v=1755555985 Garden Naked Coaster A teal square with yellow text on the Garden Naked Coaster by Drinks On Me reads: Did you know gardening naked may inspire neighbors to build you a free fence? This funny coaster, bordered in light green, makes a great housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grudges 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1314.jpg?v=1773391412 Grudges Coaster The Grudges Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold red text—“I don’t hold grudges, but I do remember assholes”—on an orange background with a peach border. Great for funny drink coaster designs or quirky bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookies 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1312cookies.jpg?v=1755555971 Cookies Coaster The Cookies Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a blue border and text: Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same. Its greenish-yellow font makes it a funny drink coaster or unique bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chapstick 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1308chapstick.jpg?v=1755555964 Chapstick Coaster A pink square coaster with a green border and white text reads: Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’. The Coaster Bundle: No Filter by Drinks On Me is the perfect sassy gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hr 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1305HR.jpg?v=1755555954 HR Coaster The HR Coaster by Drinks On Me is an orange square with a blue border, featuring white text: HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. A funny gift or cheeky bar cart accessory for your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mothers-love 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1303motherslove.jpg?v=1755555945 Mothers Love Coaster A blue square with a teal border displays the text: Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC—an ideal choice for funny mom gifts or a unique Mother’s Day present. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/thirty-years 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1301thirtyyears.jpg?v=1755555938 Thirty Years Coaster The Thirty Years Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue text box with: “Someone said 30 years ago, and my mind went Ah yes! The 1970s, but they meant 1992. Now I need a moment.” Purple border, perfect for quirky gifts or fun drink coaster designs!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-drum-solo 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1296.jpg?v=1755555931 Drum Solo Christmas Coaster Text on a white background with a red border reads: Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, is approached by a young man thinking she needs a drum solo. The Drum Solo Christmas Coaster by Drinks On Me—funny bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/outdoorsy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1292.jpg?v=1755555924 Outdoorsy Coaster The Outdoorsy Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a green border and the quirky quote: "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy." A fun housewarming gift for cocktail lovers with a sense of humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cup-of-ambition 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1291.jpg?v=1755555917 Cup of Ambition Coaster The Cup of Ambition Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a dark mauve background with a pink border—perfect as a funny bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/parent-in-80s 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1290.jpg?v=1755555909 Parent in 80's Coaster The Drinks On Me "Parent in 80's Coaster" features a teal box with pink borders, humorously comparing modern parents’ texting instructions to the simple 'Bye' of 80s parents—a fun, unique gift for fans of quirky drink coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/unplug-life-support 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1289.jpg?v=1773391396 Unplug Life Support Coaster Text on a pink background with an orange border reads: "I now know how it will all end for me… One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.” The Drinks On Me Unplug Life Support Coaster is a funny gift or unique housewarming accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-parent 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1288.jpg?v=1755555893 Good Parent Coaster A purple square with white text reads, "I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I'm going to need some different kids." The thick red border adds a fun touch—great as a funny mom gift or unique Mother's Day option from Sophistiplate's Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amateur 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1287.jpg?v=1755555886 Amateur Coaster The Drinks On Me Amateur Coaster features a purple border, light purple background, and bold white text: "If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you're an amateur and we can't be friends." A fun gift or quirky bar cart accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1-glass 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1284_e1b6081a-5856-4c0d-89e2-db14a8749886.jpg?v=1755555879 1 Glass Coaster The 1 Glass Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a thick yellow border and white “FUN FACT” text—refilling your wine glass before it’s empty still counts as 1 glass. 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The Google Coaster by Drinks On Me—funny bar cart accessory for your collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bad-influence 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1278_4d3ae11a-1bc8-4c2e-b400-7b42b26e974c.jpg?v=1755555853 Bad Influence Coaster The Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a purple border and the quote, "We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence"—a funny addition to any coaster set. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/young-and-fun 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1277_c3fc8640-5ea9-4012-b535-40d447371e9c.jpg?v=1755567093 Young and Fun Coaster A pink square with a dark blue border displays “One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo to see better” in brown font. Add laughs to your table with Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers—perfect for parties!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shitty-housewife 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1276_e1556e02-2ba4-4e5f-80c6-d10b981cceaa.jpg?v=1755555839 Shitty Housewife Coaster The Shitty Housewife Coaster by Drinks On Me is a pink square with a teal border and bold dark purple text: "Excuse the mess. I'm a shitty housewife."—a funny gift or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-hard-to-shop 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/hard_to_shop.png?v=1756890255 Hard to shop CHRISTMAS Napkin Two festive “Hard to Shop” CHRISTMAS napkins by Drinks On Me—fun bar cart accessories or white elephant gifts! One says, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red,” and another pokes fun at being hard to shop for. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-attempt-made 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/attempt_made.png?v=1756889454 Attempt made CHRISTMAS Napkin Drinks On Me "Attempt made CHRISTMAS Napkin"—features a witty checklist saying "An attempt was made." A funny bar cart accessory, perfect for holiday parties or white elephant gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-blitze 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/blitzen.png?v=1756889572 Blitzen CHRISTMAS Napkin Add festive cheer to your party with Drinks On Me’s Blitzen CHRISTMAS Napkin—fun cocktail napkins featuring “Jingle all the way!” and playful drink-themed designs, perfect as bar cart accessories or for holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-peace-on-earth 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/peace_on_earth.png?v=1756939185 Peace on Earth CHRISTMAS Napkin Two Drinks On Me "Peace on Earth CHRISTMAS" napkins: one reads "It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails," the other offers a witty nativity twist. Fun holiday bar cart accessories or clever white elephant gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-related 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/related_christmas.png?v=1756940577 Related CHRISTMAS Napkin The Related CHRISTMAS Napkin by Drinks On Me features two festive cocktail napkins: one with a Clark Griswold quote in green and red, and another with witty white text on red—ideal for humorous holiday celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-lose-phone 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/lose_phone.png?v=1756938467 Lose Phone CHRISTMAS Napkin Drinks On Me's Lose Phone CHRISTMAS Napkin set includes two square cards with funny messages—ideal cocktail napkins or bar décor. 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Perfect for bar carts or birthdays—these funny cocktail napkins spark laughs and unforgettable memories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/weekend-goal 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/weekend.png?v=1756941834 Weekend goal Napkin Drinks On Me’s Weekend Goal Napkin set includes two funny square napkins—one says “I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I’M NOT COMING,” the other “Weekend Goal: Move *just* enough…” Fun blue and purple designs, perfect for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/body-part-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/body_part.png?v=1756889668 Body part Napkin Drinks On Me's Body Part Napkins feature two colorful, witty cocktail napkins—one jokes about a “smoking hot body” after cremation, the other pokes fun at aging and falling body parts. Perfect for milestone birthdays or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/refill-wine 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/refill_wine.png?v=1756940548 Refill Wine Napkin Drinks On Me Refill Wine Napkins: Set of two pink and teal cocktail napkins with funny wine quotes—ideal for birthdays or bar carts. 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Perfect as funny cocktail or party napkins and great bar cart accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/piss-off-teenager 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/piss_of_teenager.png?v=1756939242 Piss off teenager Napkin Two napkins from the Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC are shown—one lists five funny ways to annoy your teen, the other features a humorous quote about distraction, making this a perfect Mother's Day or funny mom gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drunk-me-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/drunk_me.png?v=1756889759 Drunk Me Napkin The Drunk Me Napkin set by Drinks On Me includes two funny cocktail napkins—one blue with “Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me...”, and one pink with “Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks?”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/talk-to-self-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/talk_to_self.png?v=1756941292 Talk to self Napkin The Drinks On Me Talk to self Napkin set includes two funny cocktail napkins—one pink with green trim and one green with pink trim—making them perfect for white elephant gifts or quirky bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/internet 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/internet.png?v=1756890303 Internet Napkin The Internet Napkin by Drinks On Me is a funny, colorful cocktail napkin with the quote: "Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people." Perfect for parties or gifting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/same-person-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/same_person.png?v=1756940694 Same person Napkin Drinks On Me's "Same person Napkin"—a funny cocktail napkin with witty text, perfect for bar carts or as a hilarious white elephant gift for anyone who loves car humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holy-water-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/holy_water.png?v=1756890263 Holy water Napkin The Holy Water Napkin set by Drinks On Me includes two square cocktail napkins—one green with a purple border joking about sizzling holy water, and one purple with a green border poking fun at margaritas. Fun bar cart or white elephant gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/please-leave 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/please_leave.png?v=1756940157 Please leave Napkin The Drinks On Me Please leave Napkin set includes two humorous napkins: one says "Please, leave by 9" (white on teal) and the other reads "Sometimes I stare at my husband... He is one lucky son of a bitch"—great for bar carts or white elephant gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/growing-up-in-80s 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/growing_up_in_the_80s.png?v=1756890025 Growing up in 80's Napkin The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC includes two funny square napkins: "My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s..." and "I whisper what the f**k to myself at least twenty times a day." Perfect for Mother's Day!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dob-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/DOB.png?v=1756889730 DOB Napkin The Drinks On Me DOB Napkin set includes two square cocktail napkins with witty quotes: the blue napkin jokes about entering your DOB on a phone, while the lavender says, “I think I may need professional help...” Fun party supplies!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-drinking-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/you_drinking.png?v=1756942305 You drinking? Napkin Two square Drinks On Me “You drinking?” funny cocktail napkins—ideal for parties or bar carts. One jokes about needing bail money; the other asks if they’re still “bad habits” if you like them. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eight-cups-of-water 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/eight_cups_of_water.png?v=1756889850 Eight cups of water Napkin Add humor to your bar cart with Drinks On Me’s "Eight cups of water Napkin" set—one says, “FUNNY HOW DRINKING 8 CUPS OF WATER A DAY SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE...,” the other jokes, “Anyone getting to the point where Jolene could just take your man?”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/she-hugged-me-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/she_hugged_me.png?v=1756940957 She hugged me Napkin Drinks On Me’s “She Hugged Me” napkins—set of 2 funny square cocktail napkins with witty quotes—make a great bar cart accessory or gag gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shouldnt-say-that-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/shouldn_t_say_that.png?v=1756941010 Shouldn't say that Napkin Set of two square "Shouldn't say that Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me features witty text—one with "I’ve reached that age..." and the other with passive aggression—funny additions to any birthday party or bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/get-better-soon-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/get_better.png?v=1756889991 Get better soon Napkin Two funny "Get better soon Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me—great for white elephant gifts or your bar cart. One jokes about husband upgrades; the other swaps coffee for tequila with witty text in colorful designs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/song-lyrics 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/song.png?v=1756941140 Song lyrics Napkin Bring fun to your bar cart with the Song Lyrics Napkin by Drinks On Me. Featuring witty 80s song lyric and wine jokes, these playful cocktail napkins make perfect birthday gifts or conversation starters for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/well-played 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/well_played.png?v=1756941858 Well played Napkin Add witty flair to any birthday or bar cart with Drinks On Me’s "Well played Napkin" set—two colorful napkins featuring the texts: "My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma," and "Really? That’s the sperm that won?. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/best-friend 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/best_friend.png?v=1756889524 Best friend Napkin The Best Friend Napkin set by Drinks On Me features two square napkins: one says, "Best friends don’t care if your house is clean..." and the other, "Some things are better left unsaid...". Fun bar cart accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/recent-study-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/recent_study.png?v=1756940521 Recent Study Napkin Set of two "Recent Study" napkins by Drinks On Me—funny cocktail napkins with witty sayings, perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or livening up your next birthday party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/zoom-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/zoom.png?v=1756942355 Zoom Napkin Drinks On Me’s Zoom Napkin set features two colorful square napkins: one with a witty Zoom joke and another with an Indiana Jones map story—ideal for quirky birthday gifts or fun cocktail parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mr-rogers 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/mr.roger.png?v=1756938638 Mr. Rogers Napkin The Mr. Rogers Napkin by Drinks On Me features a humorous quote: "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." Perfect for parties and laughs with your guests!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/milk-carton-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/milk_carton.png?v=1756938503 Milk Carton Napkin A stack of turquoise Drinks On Me Milk Carton Napkins with a witty missing person message sits beside a purple-bordered cocktail napkin joking about ignoring people while appearing attentive. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/housekeeping 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/housekeeping.png?v=1756890279 Housekeeping Napkin The Drinks On Me Housekeeping Napkin features a green border and the quote, “My housekeeping style is best described as There appears to have been a struggle.” Perfect for bar carts or as a hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/true-friend 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/true_friend_8aa0a8da-3594-4fed-bde8-946acb8bcc52.jpg?v=1756943773 True Friend Napkin The Drinks On Me True Friend Napkin set features one pink napkin with green text, "A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it," and one green napkin with white text, "At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin... https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/klondike-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1273.jpg?v=1773391379 Klondike Coaster Drinks On Me's Klondike Coaster features green and yellow text: "I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I’d do some shady shit for a margarita and some tacos." Great as a funny drink coaster or hostess gift for your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autocorrect 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1266autocorrect.jpg?v=1755555824 Autocorrect Coaster Text on a pink background with blue border reads: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema." The Autocorrect Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny bar cart accessory and makes a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/punishments 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1272punishments.jpg?v=1755556603 Punishments Coaster A purple square with white text reads: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party. My childhood punishments are now adult goals—find this quirky coaster in the Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-morning 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1267goodmorning.jpg?v=1755556603 Good Morning Coaster A green square with a teal border shows the text “Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning.” in blue typewriter font—part of the Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective by Drinks On Me, ideal for funny and unique party gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fireball 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1270fireball.jpg?v=1755555801 Fireball Coaster The Fireball Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red background with purple border and reads: “‘That candle smells like Fireball.’ ‘Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky.’” Great for funny drink coaster or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/like-family 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1262likefamily.jpg?v=1755555794 Like Family Coaster The Like Family Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square image with a blue border, tan background, and the text: Saw a store that has a sign that reads “We treat you like family!” Yup, NOT going in there. Perfect for fans of funny drink coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-b-to-f 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1268meatwork.jpg?v=1755555787 Me at Work Coaster The Me at Work Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a bold orange border and the phrase “I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober”—a funny bar cart or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-be-gin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1271potatoes.jpg?v=1755555780 Potatoes Coaster The Potatoes Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a light blue border and green text: "Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying." Perfect bar cart accessory or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-mr-rogers 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1261.jpg?v=1773391327 Wine Talking Coaster The Wine Talking Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a teal border and witty text—ideal for funny drink coaster fans or unique housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grinch 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1253.jpg?v=1773391300 Grinch Christmas Coaster The Drinks On Me Grinch Christmas Coaster features a white square with a thick red border and typewriter text: "Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair." Great for gifts or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/inspirational-quote 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1245inspirational.jpg?v=1755555759 Inspirational Quote Coaster The Inspirational Quote Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a blue border and the text "DONT BE A DICK" in dark blue—an ideal funny gift or drink coaster for any home. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jesus 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1243jesus.jpg?v=1755555752 Jesus Coaster The Jesus Coaster by Drinks On Me features a text meme with a cop asking about a bottle, the lady claiming it’s water, and then exclaiming “Jesus did it again!” Fun gift idea or drink coaster for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/starbucks 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1241starbucks.jpg?v=1755555745 Starbucks Coaster The Drinks On Me Starbucks Coaster features a humorous message in purple text on a green background: "Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name wrong, then light $5 on fire." Perfect for your bar cart or as a funny gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/financial-plan 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1240financila.jpg?v=1755555738 Financial Plan Coaster Text on a green background reads: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes. Drinks On Me Financial Plan Coaster—with light blue rounded border—makes a fun gift or housewarming present. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-add-to-cart-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1238pwrfulwoman.jpg?v=1755555731 Powerful Woman Coaster The Powerful Woman Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a teal border and the text: "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom." A funny gift for dog lovers!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-i-saw-that-karma-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1237grandma.jpg?v=1755555724 Grandma Coaster Drinks On Me Grandma Coaster: Blue graphic reads, "My mom as a mom: You get what you get. My mom as a grandma: Want your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Great for funny drink coasters or housewarming gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-i-saw-that-karma 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1235MotherWasRight.jpg?v=1755555717 Mom Was Right Coaster A light blue square with a thick purple border and white text says, "Damn. My mother was right about everything." The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC is perfect for funny mom gifts or a unique Mother’s Day present. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/soulmate 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1230soulmate.jpg?v=1755555710 Soulmate Coaster The Soulmate Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border, dark blue center, and yellow text: “My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door... I just know it.” A funny drink coaster for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/zoom 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1226zoom.jpg?v=1755567356 Zoom Coaster A light blue square with dark blue border says: Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference. From Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2—funny coasters, great as gifts or to enjoy yourself!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cup-of-tea 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1225cupoftea.jpg?v=1755555696 Cup of Tea Coaster Add a quirky touch to your bar with the Drinks On Me "Cup of Tea Coaster": pink square, maroon border, sassy white text—funny for coffee lovers! Perfect stocking stuffer or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/talk-to-self 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1224talktoself.jpg?v=1755555688 Talk to Self Coaster The Drinks On Me "Talk to Self Coaster" features a teal square with a thick purple border and the text: me: sometimes I talk to myself me: omg same—perfect for quirky housewarming gifts or funny drink coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alchohol-poison 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1228alchoholpoison.jpg?v=1755555681 Alchohol Poison Coaster The Alchohol Poison Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with an orange border, featuring the text: "Remember telling your parents you were at a sleepover when you were actually dying of alcohol poisoning in a field." Perfect for bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/supervisor 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1223.jpg?v=1773391289 Supervisor Coaster Text on an orange background with a red border reads: "When my kids say daddy, I want mommy that's their version of I'd like to speak to your supervisor." The Supervisor Coaster by Drinks On Me makes a hilarious bar cart accessory or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pissed 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1221pissed.jpg?v=1755555667 Pissed Coaster The Pissed Coaster by Drinks On Me features a dark blue square with rounded corners and white text: Wife: “I’m Pissed!” Husband: “Again or still?” A funny housewarming gift or quirky addition to your bar cart; lighter blue border included. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dear-house-guest 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1218dearhouseguest.jpg?v=1755555659 Dear House Guest Coaster Add humor to your home with the Dear House Guest Coaster by Drinks On Me—a funny coaster and quirky bar cart accessory that makes a top housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smartass 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1216.jpg?v=1773391267 Smartass Coaster Text graphic with teal background and lavender border. The Smartass Coaster by Drinks On Me reads: Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. A funny drink coaster for bar cart accessories or quirky gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/teenager-cat 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1214teenager.cat.jpg?v=1755555645 Teenager Cat Coaster The Drinks On Me Teenager Cat Coaster features a blue text graphic on a green background with a pink border: “Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses if you try to pet it.” A quirky, funny housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lyrics 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1213lyrics.jpg?v=1755558433 Lyrics Coaster Blue square with white text and a rounded orange border reads: My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. Coaster Bundle: Growing Old by Drinks On Me—perfect funny gift for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cart 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1212cart.jpg?v=1755555631 Cart Coaster Turquoise graphic with a purple border features the pink text: Nothing says I mean business like using a cart at the liquor store—a fun idea for housewarming gifts. Cart Coaster by Drinks On Me. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sperm 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1211.jpg?v=1773391254 Sperm Coaster The Sperm Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a blue border, featuring white text: “Sometimes I look at people and think ‘Really? That’s the sperm that won?’”—a funny gift or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/not-talk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1208.jpg?v=1773391167 Not Talk Coaster Text graphic with a teal background and blue border. Dark purple text in the center reads: A fun thing to do in the mornings is not talk to me—featured on the Not Talk Coaster by Drinks On Me, great for funny drinks or quirky housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jolene 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1207.jpg?v=1773391154 Jolene Coaster The Jolene Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a bright pink square: "Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?" A funny bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift with pink border and rounded corners. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mrrogers 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1206mrrogers.jpg?v=1755567356 Mr. Rogers Coaster White text on orange with a red border reads, "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." A funny coaster from Drinks On Me's Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2—an ideal gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holiday-attempt-was-made-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1203attempt.jpg?v=1755555595 Attempt Was Made Coaster The Attempt Was Made Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border listing Naughty, Nice, and An attempt was made—with a checkmark. A hilarious drink coaster or quirky bar cart accent. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holiday-clark-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1195clark.jpg?v=1755555588 Clark Coaster Christmas Coaster The Clark Coaster Christmas Coaster from Drinks On Me features white text on green with a red border, displaying a funny Clark Griswold quote—ideal as a humorous bar or drink coaster and perfect for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holiday-related-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1192related.jpg?v=1755555582 Related Christmas Coaster The Related Christmas Coaster by Drinks On Me is a red square with a green border and the text: “The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people.” Perfect for bar carts or gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/passive-aggressive 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1171passive.jpg?v=1755557281 Passive Aggressive Coaster The Passive Aggressive Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a purple border and reads: "The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE." Great as a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-do-porn 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1191.jpg?v=1773390718 I Do Porn Coaster The I Do Porn Coaster by Drinks On Me features pink text on a blue background with a light green border, reading: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." Great for funny drink coaster collectors or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/life-coach 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1188lifecoach.jpg?v=1755555568 Life Coach Coaster The Life Coach Coaster by Drinks On Me is a teal square with a purple border and bold text: Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach—a funny bar cart accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/negative 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1187negative.jpg?v=1755567093 Negative Coaster Text graphic with yellow border and green background. White text says, I HAD MY PATIENCE TESTED. IM NEGATIVE. Great for gifting or adding humor—pairs perfectly with the Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shit-show 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1186shitshow.jpg?v=1755555554 Shit Show Coaster The Shit Show Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold white "Welcome to the Shitshow" text, centered on a blue square with a thick red border—an amusing drink coaster and unique gift for bar carts or housewarmings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drinks-or-dranks 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1185drinksdranks.jpg?v=1755555547 Drinks or Dranks Coaster The Drinks or Dranks Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold white text on a magenta background with a teal border—perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or as a unique, funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bible 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1184bible.jpg?v=1755566169 Bible Coaster The Drinks On Me "Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk?" includes a pink square coaster with a mustard yellow border that reads: Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chips-and-salsa 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1183stopeatingchips.jpg?v=1755555534 Chips and Salsa Coaster Text on a blue background with a purple border reads: “So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?”—a hilarious Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Fitness, perfect for gifting or funny coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lucky-son-of-a-bitch 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1182luckysonofabitch.jpg?v=1755555527 Lucky Son of a Bitch Coaster The Drinks On Me "Lucky Son of a Bitch Coaster" features a funny quote on pink with a red border—perfect for bar cart accessories or as a unique hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/slapped 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1180slappedyou_732f2ddb-8b08-4438-b463-22012feb2804.jpg?v=1755555520 Slapped Coaster Text on a dark blue background with a teal border reads: Sorry I slapped you, but it didn’t seem like you’d ever stop talking and I panicked in light pink uppercase letters. The Slapped Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny gift or fun addition to any bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/what-the-f-ck 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1179whatthefuck.jpg?v=1755555513 What the F#ck Coaster The Coaster Bundle: No Filter by Drinks On Me features a blue square with rounded corners and a purple border that reads, "I whisper what the f**k to myself at least twenty times a day." Ideal for funny coasters or a gift for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/milk-carton 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1178.jpg?v=1773390705 Milk Carton Coaster A turquoise square Milk Carton Coaster by Drinks On Me reads: "If I ever go missing, put my photo on wine bottles instead of milk cartons so my friends know to look for me." Fun gift for wine lovers or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glow-sticks 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1177glowsticks.jpg?v=1755555499 Glow Sticks Coaster The Glow Sticks Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a coral border and the funny saying: "Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake them until the light comes on." Perfect for any bar cart or as a hilarious gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/giveashitometer 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1176givashit.jpg?v=1755555492 Giveashitometer Coaster Text on a tan background with a red border reads: Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing. Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: No Filter is a hilarious gift for friends who love sarcasm or to add fun to your own kitchen!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shits-and-giggles 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1174.jpg?v=1773390685 Shits and Giggles Coaster The Shits and Giggles Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green background, dark border, and the phrase "It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits..."—a hilarious bar cart accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-honk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1173winehonk.jpg?v=1755555477 Wine Honk Coaster The Drinks On Me Wine Honk Coaster features white text on a maroon square with a light pink border—perfect as a funny housewarming gift or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/get-better-soon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1170getbettersoon.jpg?v=1755557281 Get Better Soon Coaster White text on a red square reads: I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better. The Drinks On Me Get Better Soon Coaster features a thick blue border and rounded corners—perfect quirky gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fixed-that-noise 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1169fixthenoise.jpg?v=1755555463 Fixed That Noise Coaster Text on an orange background with a pink border reads: Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out. The Fixed That Noise Coaster by Drinks On Me is the perfect funny addition to your bar cart accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holy-water 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1167holywater.jpg?v=1755555456 Holy Water Coaster The Holy Water Coaster by Drinks On Me features red text on light beige with a thick gray border—perfect as a funny housewarming gift or conversation starter. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-faults 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1160twofaults.jpg?v=1755555449 Two Faults Coaster Text on a green background reads: My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about. Two Faults Coaster by Drinks On Me, with a blue border—funny gift or unique drink accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holes-closed 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1158holesclosed.jpg?v=1755555442 Holes Closed Coaster The Holes Closed Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a bright pink border and white text: “I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.” Funny bar cart or drink accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/protein-shake 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1155proteinshakes.jpg?v=1755566169 Protein Shake Coaster The Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a green border and red text, "Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas." A fun gift for friends who love humor and drinks!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/leave-by-9 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1153leaveby9.jpg?v=1755555428 Leave by 9 Coaster The Leave by 9 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with rounded corners, a bright pink border, and centered pink text—perfect as a funny drink coaster for your bar cart or as a quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wealthy-dog 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1151wealthydog.jpg?v=1755555420 Wealthy Dog Coaster The Wealthy Dog Coaster by Drinks On Me features a light purple square with a thick dark purple border and red text: “All I want to do is settle down with a very wealthy dog”—a hilarious choice for bar cart accessories or funny drink coaster options. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/liver 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1150liver.jpg?v=1755555413 Liver Coaster The Liver Coaster by Drinks On Me is a blue square with a green border and bold, light pink text: SHUT UP LIVER, YOU ARE FINE!—a funny drink coaster perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/karma-delivery 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1145.jpg?v=1773390673 Karma Delivery Coaster Drinks On Me's Karma Delivery Coaster features a pink square with a green border and blue text: “I’m pretty sure my dream job would be Karma delivery person.” Perfect for bar carts or unique housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alarm-clock 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1144alarm.jpg?v=1755555399 Alarm Clock Coaster The Alarm Clock Coaster by Drinks On Me features a gray square with teal border and green text: “They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster.” A perfect funny gift or quirky coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/add-to-cart 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1118addtocart.jpg?v=1755555503 Add to Cart Coaster A pastel meme in bright pink and purple on beige with a blue border reads: therapist: what do we do when sad? me: add to cart. Perfect for your Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Best Friends—add fun to any table!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/snack-bitch 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/snackbitch.jpg?v=1755555384 Snack Bitch Coaster The Drinks On Me Snack Bitch Coaster is a teal square with a dark blue border and white text: "I used to be cool. Now, I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch"—a funny gift for housewarmings or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/strangle-you 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/strangle.jpg?v=1755555377 Strangle You Coaster The Strangle You Coaster by Drinks On Me features a lavender square with a thick pink border and red text: “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.” It's a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dob 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1102DOB.jpg?v=1772751600 DOB Coaster A cream square coaster with green borders and pink text jokes that entering your birth date on a phone feels like spinning Wheel of Fortune—a top pick from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2, making a hilarious gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/piss-off 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/pissoff.jpg?v=1755555363 Piss Off Coaster The Drinks On Me Piss Off Coaster features a blue border, pink background, and "How To Piss Off Your Teenager"—a funny bar cart accessory or housewarming gift for anyone with teens. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/diaper 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1098.jpg?v=1773390659 Diaper Coaster A pink square Diaper Coaster by Drinks On Me features a thick blue border and blue text: "Girl, unless he wears a diaper you can’t change him." A funny drink coaster and perfect bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/orange-juice 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1095.jpg?v=1773390622 Orange Juice Coaster The Orange Juice Coaster by Drinks On Me features orange text on a light green square with a yellow border: "Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?" Perfect for bar cart accessories or hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spite 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/spite.jpg?v=1755555341 Spite Coaster The Spite Coaster by Drinks On Me features a gray box with yellow border and the witty text: "Apparently, Spite is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you?" – a fun gift or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/recent-study 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/recentstudy.jpg?v=1755555333 Recent Study Coaster The Drinks On Me "Recent Study Coaster" features a green-bordered message: "A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it." A perfect funny coaster or bar cart accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/growing-up-in-the-80s 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1091.jpg?v=1773390613 Growing Up in the 80s Coaster The Drinks On Me "Growing Up in the 80s Coaster" features cream and pink colors with a funny quote about life before the internet—ideal as a quirky drink coaster or fun bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/broke-best-friend 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1089daughter.jpg?v=1755567093 Broke Best Friend Coaster Purple text on beige reads: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." Framed by purple with rounded corners, Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers makes a perfect party gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ran-out-of-coffee 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ranoutofcoffee.jpg?v=1755555311 Ran Out of Coffee Coaster Text on a light background with a blue border reads: I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today—a funny Ran Out of Coffee Coaster by Drinks On Me, perfect for your bar cart or as hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/put-a-wine-glass 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/truefriend.jpg?v=1755567093 Put a Wine Glass Coaster A beige square with a pink border reads: A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it. This bold red coaster from Drinks On Me’s Best Sellers bundle makes a hilarious party gift or fun addition to any set. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/walk-into-a-store 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1084.jpg?v=1773390601 Walk Into a Store Coaster The Walk Into a Store Coaster by Drinks On Me features purple text on a cream background: "It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag." Fun for your bar cart or as a quirky gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-came-i-saw 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Icame.jpg?v=1755555289 I Came, I Saw Coaster The I Came, I Saw Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with a beige border and witty white text about distraction and needing to pee—making it a perfect funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/overthink-mom 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/overthinking.jpg?v=1755555281 Overthink Mom Coaster The Overthink Mom Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border and the quote: "It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them - Mom." A hilarious drink coaster or clever housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/not-coming 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/notcoming.jpg?v=1755556603 Not Coming Coaster A green square with a dark blue border reads: LISTEN, I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I’M NOT COMING—part of the Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective by Drinks On Me, perfect for funny coasters or unique party gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/left-unsaid 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/leftunsaid.jpg?v=1755567093 Left Unsaid Coaster Pink and purple square graphic reads: Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. Add humor to your table or gift with the Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers by Drinks On Me. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/force-you-to-be-right 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1076forcetoberight.jpg?v=1755555260 Force You to Be Right Coaster The Force You to Be Right Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a thick purple border and light purple text: "It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right." A funny gift or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-wonder-what-my-cat-named-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/catnamed.jpg?v=1755555252 I Wonder What My Cat Named Me Coaster The "I Wonder What My Cat Named Me Coaster" by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with white text—a funny bar cart accessory or quirky housewarming gift for cat lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bad-habits 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1073badhabits.jpg?v=1755555525 Bad Habits Coaster A red-bordered square with pink background features "ARE THEY STILL BAD HABITS IF I LIKE THEM?" in bold red—a Drinks On Me funny coaster from the Coaster Bundle: Fitness, perfect as a quirky gift or for your own collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-wonder-what-my-dog-named-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1071.jpg?v=1773390300 I Wonder What My Dog Named Me Coaster The Drinks On Me "I Wonder What My Dog Named Me Coaster" is a light blue square coaster with a thick blue border and witty text—ideal for funny housewarming gifts or unique bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/see-you-in-the-morning 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/tuckedkids.jpg?v=1755555229 See You in the Morning Coaster The See You in the Morning Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal design with white text and makes a funny housewarming gift or conversation-starting drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/well-played-karma 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/karma.jpg?v=1755555221 Well Played Karma Coaster Purple square with orange border and orange text: My kid is turning out just like me. well played, karma. Well-played. The final "Well-played." is in bold—a great pick for Sophistiplate LLC's Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2, ideal for funny Mother's Day gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/call-you-right-back 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/back_of_coaster_349ce44d-ef6e-4941-b4ef-6f8a47996e74.jpg?v=1755555214 Call You Right Back Coaster The Call You Right Back Coaster by Drinks On Me is a square cork coaster with white edges, featuring a black sunburst design and “Call You Right Back” at the center. Perfect as a bar cart accessory. Made in the USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/internet-stopped 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/internet.jpg?v=1755555212 Internet Stopped Coaster The Drinks On Me Internet Stopped Coaster features a funny purple quote on a light background—"Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people"—great for bar carts or hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/words-wrong 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/wordswrong.jpg?v=1755555205 Words Wrong Coaster Yellow text on a blue background reads: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. The Drinks On Me Words Wrong Coaster, featuring a thick yellow border, makes a fun housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/buying-organic 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1044sameperson.jpg?v=1755555198 Same Person Coaster A green box with a bright pink border features text: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. Same Person Coaster by Drinks On Me—funny drink coaster or quirky gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/clean-house 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1055bestfriends.jpg?v=1755555503 Clean House Coaster The Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me features a blue square with yellow border and the phrase, "Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." Perfect for sharing laughs and protecting surfaces. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/indiana-jones 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/indiana.jpg?v=1755555183 Indiana Jones Coaster The Indiana Jones Coaster by Drinks On Me features a funny sign: "Was driving with my dad and he told me to get the map from the glove box. Easy there, Indiana Jones—I’ll just Google it." Perfect as a unique housewarming gift or drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/she-hugged-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/shehuggedme.jpg?v=1755557281 She Hugged Me Coaster The She Hugged Me Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square coaster with light blue text: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me." 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Add laughs to your table with the Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/professional-help 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/professionalhelp.jpg?v=1755555153 Professional Help Coaster The Professional Help Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square lime green center, blue border, and blue text: "I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough." Fun for drinks or as a quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-moods 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1041.jpg?v=1773390277 Two Moods Coaster The Drinks On Me Two Moods Coaster features a white square design with a blue border and bold text: "I have two moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I’ll cut you"—a fun bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/funeral-bouquet 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1039funeral.jpg?v=1755558433 Funeral Bouquet Coaster A yellow square coaster with a green border reads: "At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next." Get this quirky Coaster Bundle: Growing Old from Drinks On Me—perfect for funny gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wisdom-highlights 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/wisdomhighlights.jpg?v=1755555131 Wisdom Highlights Coaster Text on a blue background with an orange border reads: I don't have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights. The Wisdom Highlights Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect as funny drinkware decor or a quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shouldnt-say-that 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/shouldn_tsay.jpg?v=1772751600 Shouldn't Say That Coaster White text on a dark green background reads: I've reached that age where my brain goes from You probably shouldn’t say that. to What the hell, let’s see what happens. 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Get the Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? by Drinks On Me—a hilarious gift for friends or as a funny coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drunk-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1023drunkme.jpg?v=1755566169 Drunk Me Coaster Text on a square teal-bordered coaster from Drinks On Me: “Listen, if drunk me said or did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Get the “Are You Drunk?” Coaster Bundle—perfect as a funny gift for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/superpower 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/superpower.jpg?v=1755556603 Superpower Coaster Text on a yellow Superpower Coaster by Drinks On Me with a blue border: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said." 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The next, you’re turning down the stereo to see better”—a quirky party gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-best-sellers-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_28_5649b7c5-87e6-436d-8bc5-f8e678653001.png?v=1747335979 Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 The Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 by Drinks On Me features colorful, funny coasters—top one says, “I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens.’” Perfect for gifting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-are-you-drunk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_29.png?v=1747336316 Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? 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I mean good morning."—perfect as unique party gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-no-filter 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_2.png?v=1747352954 Coaster Bundle: No Filter Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: No Filter features colorful, funny coasters. The top one reads “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick... Just sayin’,” in white on pink with a green border—perfect for gifting friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hell 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165310.png?v=1755555066 Hell Coaster The Hell Coaster by Drinks On Me features yellow text on a red background: "This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell. I gotta change..." 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A funny, quirky drink coaster for any bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-waters-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165514.png?v=1755555044 12 Waters Coaster The Drinks On Me 12 Waters Coaster features a teal square with a yellow border and white text: "Jesus walks into a bar: Just 12 waters please! *winks at disciples*". A perfect funny and quirky drink coaster for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peace-sign-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165534.png?v=1755555036 Peace Sign Coaster Green square with pink border and yellow text: "Someone just gave me half a peace sign. Weird." The Peace Sign Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny accessory for your bar cart or a quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-parenting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_4.png?v=1747355100 Coaster Bundle: Parenting The Coaster Bundle: Parenting by Drinks On Me features colorful, funny coasters—top one reads "How To Piss Off Your Teenager." 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A playful choice for drink coaster collectors or unique bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tan-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_173005.png?v=1755554997 Tan Coaster The Tan Coaster by Drinks On Me is a pink square with an orange border and white text: I’m A Better Person When I’m Tan—ideal as a funny drink coaster or playful gift for your bar cart or housewarming occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/believe-in-something-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_173040.png?v=1755554990 Believe in Something Coaster The Drinks On Me "Believe in Something Coaster" features blue text on a light blue background with a darker blue border—an amusing, unique accessory for your bar cart or a great housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whoaremembers-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_175334.png?v=1755554982 Whoremembers Coaster The Whoremembers Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a blue border and bold pink text. This funny coaster is the perfect housewarming gift or bar cart accessory for friends who love clever humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-best-friends 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_c6f05869-1b6e-4f9d-a6ed-e3d0249c38cf.jpg?v=1754345824 Coaster Bundle: Best Friends The Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me features vibrant, funny coasters—top one says “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.” The perfect gift to celebrate friendship. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6100 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/80_0eefc02d-a7ba-4970-8e3f-44c7ace08b81.png?v=1774952095 CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red and white snowflake pattern, green accents, and the witty text: "Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6101 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/78_03713972-8bf5-4dd5-a1a9-f4221dc4fe13.png?v=1774948394 CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6102 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/79_b51b4352-fbe7-4c2c-8815-dd3238894a10.png?v=1774949275 CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white circle design with a funny red panel listing reindeer and drinks—adding festive kitchen humor for a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6103 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/76_6f89c749-97a1-4ee0-8772-2a55768aac76.png?v=1774949287 CHRISTMAS Hard to shop Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Hard to Shop Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features green fabric with white polka dots, red and white grid accents, and the saying: "Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. 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Out of patience, fucks, and money”—a humorous kitchen gift for any housewarming. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6134 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/67_df0757fb-073d-4a19-a6d7-fe244596223c.png?v=1774912394 Smother Dish Towel The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the funny message: "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect novelty housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6135 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDP_Main_Image.png?v=1774912381 8 Hours Dish Towel The 8 Hours Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue, yellow, and geometric patterns with the funny quote: "I don't mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit." Made of 100% cotton—perfect as a sarcastic kitchen gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/internet-stopped-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9017A_29cc9fc6-2a1d-469e-8392-212ce3869d26.jpg?v=1747784256 Internet Stopped Card The Internet Stopped Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring the text: “Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Green background, purple border, orange CARD tag. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glitter-body-spray-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9016A_a06b9b9d-e8ad-44c2-8ec2-69de160ba8d5.jpg?v=1747784260 Glitter Body Spray Card The Glitter Body Spray Card by Drinks On Me features the message: "I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won’t stop stripping & I have to call it cinnamon." Made with recycled paper—great as a funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/indiana-jones-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9015A_0c21090c-39b5-4ec2-ad4d-0867b0bdbc4d.jpg?v=1747784265 Indiana Jones Card The Indiana Jones Card by Drinks On Me is a teal and beige funny birthday card featuring the joke about using Google Maps instead of paper maps with your dad. Ideal for parents' birthdays. Includes an orange label that says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/she-hugged-me-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9014A_84accc76-600b-4067-a6d1-9b5b411f486f.jpg?v=1747784269 She Hugged Me Card The She Hugged Me Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper greeting card with the message "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me." Features an orange "CARD" label and a light teal background, great for birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/been-a-struggle-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9013A_d6e982c6-f862-460a-9d90-92f88ef325c5.jpg?v=1747784273 Been a Struggle Card The Been a Struggle Card by Drinks On Me features pink text on a light blue background reading "My housekeeping style is best described as There appears to have been a struggle." An orange label says CARD—perfect for funny or milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/karmasutra-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9012A_1c09e3ac-cac9-42a0-84f7-cc7be43ce666.jpg?v=1747784278 Karmasutra Card The Karmasutra Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card with an orange border, beige center, and the text: "Karmasutra: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways." A diagonal orange banner says CARD at the top left. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/same-person-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9011A_ae2fa107-83bc-4ef7-b302-c1f5d5f2f8d3.jpg?v=1747784282 Same Person Card The Drinks On Me "Same Person Card" is a green greeting card with a pink border that reads: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music blasts—I'm not the same person I was last night. Features an orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/professional-help-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9010A_13282933-5526-4624-af59-5045891460df.jpg?v=1747784287 Professional Help Card The Professional Help Card by Drinks On Me features a square design with a blue border, yellow center, and the text: I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Great as a humorous birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-moods-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9009A_b1b8bcdb-00c1-4eba-ad90-cb25e89a019b.jpg?v=1747784291 Two Moods Card The Drinks On Me 'Two Moods Card' is a funny birthday card for friends with "I have two moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I’ll cut you." It features an orange CARD banner and a playful purple and light gray background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bouquet 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9008A_e0e4092a-91b3-4d2d-9a3c-e64bfa9de9f2.jpg?v=1747784296 Bouquet Card Bouquet Card by Drinks On Me: A yellow milestone birthday card with green border and bold text—“At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Features an orange CARD label; perfect for friends’ birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/scariest-hood 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9007A_9d09a181-9f20-43e4-9453-7342747d97f3.jpg?v=1747784300 Scariest Hood Card A pink square card from Drinks On Me reads, "Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through," in grey text. With a CARD label and light blue background, the Scariest Hood Card makes a funny birthday card for parents or milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-can-dance 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9006A_14ad3fdd-d86f-4f2f-9035-34ac87d69d9e.jpg?v=1747784304 You Can Dance Card The You Can Dance Card by Drinks On Me features a green square with “Trust me, you can dance” -Vodka, an orange CARD label, and a light gray background. Printed on recycled paper, it’s the perfect funny birthday card for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-cups-water 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9005A_fad5b604-6a6d-46d5-a468-c496c4af0bfd.jpg?v=1747784308 8 Cups Water Card A graphic birthday card by Drinks On Me, the 8 Cups Water Card, features pink text on light green: "Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots go down easy." Orange corner label reads CARD. Made in USA—perfect for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-drinking-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9004A_b2581c3c-7ee9-465f-aa18-620ba40a9c5b.jpg?v=1747784313 You Drinking? The "You Drinking?" birthday card by Drinks On Me features blue text on beige with a funny police joke and an orange CARD label—perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drunk-me-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9003A_6181fd11-96fa-4c6c-ac56-ddd57921809b.jpg?v=1747784318 Drunk Me Card The Drunk Me Card by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange “CARD” label. A funny birthday card, it reads: If drunk me did or said something, take it up with drunk me—sober me wasn’t there!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/superpower-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9002A_cb48dc35-75b5-4a53-82e4-2e1d5e2db847.jpg?v=1747784323 Superpower Card A yellow square Superpower Card by Drinks On Me features the text: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking & not hear a damn thing you said," with a purple border and an orange CARD label—perfect as a funny birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wait-to-retire 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9001A_4cb8c2a3-d985-4414-95fc-fa5e73a68fbb.jpg?v=1747784329 Wait to Retire Card The Wait to Retire Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with orange borders and the text: "I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/are-you-drunk-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9000A_2b454515-f5e5-4338-8489-b0505a838242.jpg?v=1747784335 Are You Drunk Card The "Are You Drunk Card" by Drinks On Me features the question ARE YOU DRUNK? with YES/NO checkboxes and a big, wobbly X below for a funny twist—perfect for parenting humor or as a witty milestone birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/half-ass-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9142A_ff21e747-a2cc-4136-bcb4-92ec901fbe84.jpg?v=1747784339 Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card The Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card made in the USA. It features beige text, "Jingle all the way! Nobody likes a half-ass jingler," a green border, and an orange CARD label in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-red-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9141A_d1cb6878-05d7-47cb-8567-32a347d9595b.jpg?v=1747784344 Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card The Drinks On Me Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card features a green background, red border, and recycled paper. It reads: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I'll drink the red. Orange corner label says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dear-santa-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9140A_02a43bbc-9624-4034-9dd4-c4564634cb27.jpg?v=1747784349 Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card The Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features red handwritten text on a green background with the funny message: “Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body…” Made in the USA. Orange label says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/music-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9139A_98b44ec9-404b-4189-a3d8-0ef142dfdeaf.jpg?v=1747784353 Music CHRISTMAS Card The Music CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design, bold white text, green border, and an orange CARD label—perfect for friends who love holiday humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spirit-vodka-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9138A_8e602f7b-fb1e-4326-a3c0-30e4fa9bd53b.jpg?v=1747784358 Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card Drinks On Me Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card: A green card for friends with a red border says "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka. I'm filled with vodka." An orange corner label reads funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/merry-drunk-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9137A_d20336fb-1f64-4d06-a972-479637caa18e.jpg?v=1747784362 Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card The Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red card with green borders and bold white “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” text. An orange CARD banner decorates the top left, making it a fun birthday card for anyone who enjoys humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drum-solo-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9136A_01e2ba11-fd8c-4642-8a57-1933fa000727.jpg?v=1747784367 Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card The Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red and white funny card featuring Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, as a young man thinks: what this girl needs is a drum solo. Orange CARD label on corner. A unique milestone greeting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grinch-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9135A_7948e8ac-2fcb-4169-995f-917351c989f2.jpg?v=1747784372 Grinch CHRISTMAS Card The Grinch CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me: A white card with a red border and orange "CARD" label. Front text: “Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair—a perfect funny birthday card!”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-and-wrap-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9134A_e92818c5-f44b-4510-9ef3-2067b441226b.jpg?v=1747784376 Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card The Drinks On Me "Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card" features a funny message: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m gonna need that back. Green with red border, orange "CARD" label—great for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/attempt-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9133A_8eff3b0c-d3c4-44df-b0fb-122a7e78348c.jpg?v=1747784381 Attempt CHRISTMAS Card The Attempt CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card with red border, checkboxes (Naughty, Nice, An attempt was made—checked), an orange "CARD" banner, and it's made in the USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blitzen-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9132A_34dab197-c302-4c86-b623-6836d91bbd54.jpg?v=1747784385 Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card The Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red center, green border, and reindeer names—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen. An orange “CARD” banner adds a festive touch; ideal for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peace-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9131A_22d548b5-dfb4-4a38-88c8-12f0d0d5e8ca.jpg?v=1747784389 Peace CHRISTMAS Card The Peace CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features white text on red recycled paper: Three wise women would’ve asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be Peace On Earth. CARD appears in orange. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/clark-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9130A_76af64db-9a5a-401f-b958-6d8262db9300.jpg?v=1747784394 Clark CHRISTMAS Card The Clark CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper card with a white Clark Griswold quote about Santa, plus an orange CARD banner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/related-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9129A_82895b6e-0304-4181-845b-601af0e6ece2.jpg?v=1747784398 Related CHRISTMAS Card The Related CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design with a green border, orange "CARD" corner label, and reads: "The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people." Printed on recycled paper. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mirror-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9128A_60406afe-6ea7-4b5d-b4d4-4ccc26303f7e.jpg?v=1747784402 Mirror Card The Mirror Card by Drinks On Me features a teal border, coral text that jokes about watching one's drinking, and an orange CARD label—making it the perfect funny birthday greeting for a milestone celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/susan-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9127A_bc6a79f8-fb9a-43c5-9a9c-948e65f458f1.jpg?v=1747784407 Susan Card The Susan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring orange text on teal: "Every weekend I say to myself, Susan, you have to stop drinking wine. Thankfully, I’m not Susan." Great for friends who love a laugh! Orange CARD banner in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/go-to-parties-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9126A_9fc23dcf-b69a-4903-8c5d-5f69b970ea2e.jpg?v=1747784413 Go to Parties Card The Go to Parties Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with blue text: "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." Orange CARD label and lime green border make it a hilarious birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/do-you-run-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9125A_89200920-2878-4211-9f73-6af324384aca.jpg?v=1747784418 Do You Run Card The Do You Run Card by Drinks On Me features a pink square with dark purple text: “Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.” Fun birthday or greeting card for friends! Orange "CARD" label on teal background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dating-after-42 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9124A_1f29d0b8-cea3-41c3-828a-c7117940d115.jpg?v=1747784425 Dating After 40 Card The Dating After 40 Card by Drinks On Me features a yellow center, purple border, and the funny message: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—perfect for over the hill birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/childhood-injuries 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9123A_61d8a3d9-1139-4d35-9063-4bd0101bfa26.jpg?v=1747784430 Childhood Injuries Card The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chicken-pot-pie-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9122A_a73a236b-7755-41ca-9431-25056436e717.jpg?v=1747784434 Chicken Pot Pie Card The Chicken Pot Pie Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card for friends with a green border, yellow center, bold purple CHICKEN POT PIE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS text, and an orange CARD banner—perfect for a funny birthday greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-hours-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9121A_1289b910-7feb-4ea1-8750-4096d35c36b0.jpg?v=1747784439 8 Hours Card A square graphic with a pink border and blue center features the text: I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit. An orange label reads CARD—the 8 Hours Card by Drinks On Me, a funny birthday card made in USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/honey-nut-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9120A_8d8fdf85-651c-489f-b664-475a37a20ede.jpg?v=1747784444 Honey Nut Card The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mom-sleep-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9119A_c35b5bab-db25-43ed-a442-540c8a77e07a.jpg?v=1747784448 Mom Sleep Card The Mom Sleep Card by Drinks On Me features a green square on a pink background with “MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.” An orange “CARD” banner adds flair—a funny birthday card perfect for moms. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/procrastination-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9118A_36fbd27b-be83-4b56-a3c0-d904706439a8.jpg?v=1747784452 Procrastination Card Drinks On Me's Procrastination Card features a purple square with white text: “Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus nothing to do today.” Ideal as a funny birthday or recycled greeting card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pooh-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9117A_6f991d5e-b9d4-4f49-a6d4-9f15a07a57fc.jpg?v=1747784456 Pooh Card The Pooh Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a graphic reading, “As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.” It features an orange 'CARD' banner and a blue border on a salmon pink background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fired-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9116A_81fafab1-faa7-4979-a9fb-5b0510892c72.jpg?v=1747784460 Fired Card The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kindess 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9115A_257b7271-73ee-4361-bdad-bdc4bcc61f1a.jpg?v=1747784464 Kindess Card The Kindess Card by Drinks On Me features “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than expected” in pink on a light background with an orange CARD label—an ideal funny birthday greeting card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-naked-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9114A_f55c30c3-e508-4522-9d79-089e2d2495e9.jpg?v=1747784468 Garden Naked Card The Garden Naked Card by Drinks On Me features yellow-green text on a teal card: "Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Printed on recycled paper. An orange triangle says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grudges-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9113A_9e32a987-1403-46cf-92ec-8df35cbf3bd6.jpg?v=1747784473 Grudges Card The Grudges Card by Drinks On Me features bold red text on an orange, peach-accented background. Printed on recycled paper, this funny milestone birthday card reads: I don’t hold grudges, but I do remember assholes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chapstick-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9113_9205fbd4-75da-4fea-96b3-1342dab203cd.jpg?v=1747784477 Chapstick Card Text on a pink background with a green border reads: “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’” in white font—a hilarious Drinks On Me Chapstick Card, perfect for birthdays and friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hr-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9112A_67f1a8f2-5eb3-4eb4-8bbb-11b625c6a35a.jpg?v=1747784481 HR Card The Drinks On Me HR Card is a funny orange birthday card with white text: HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now… Shown on a blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mothers-love-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9111A_13d0b568-c2dc-4830-bbba-d705292b9e46.jpg?v=1747784485 Mothers Love Card A square Mothers Love Card by Drinks On Me with a blue background, teal border, and orange "CARD" label. Text: Sometimes, a mother’s love means flipping your kid the bird after they’ve already left the room. Perfect funny birthday card for mom. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/swim-up-bar-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9110A_0b44c3ef-1a3a-446f-bc43-313482e7c7ef.jpg?v=1747784489 Swim Up Bar Card The Swim Up Bar Card by Drinks On Me features a funny greeting: "Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again." It has a green border and an orange "CARD" label in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/30-years 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9109A_ba995cda-7f0a-4272-8452-30c2c1c3e360.jpg?v=1747784494 30 Years Card The 30 Years Card by Drinks On Me features the funny quote: “Someone said ‘30 years ago’ and I thought of the 1970’s, but they meant 1992. Now I need a moment.” Light blue with purple border and orange CARD label. Perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/yogurt-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9108A_26d81245-6d31-4bb2-b303-13e251e60efd.jpg?v=1747784498 Yogurt Card The Yogurt Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a blue design that reads: I hate when people eat yogurt and spend 30 minutes scraping the container. It’s yogurt, not cocaine. An orange stripe says CARD in the top left corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/outdoorsy-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9107A_731c7f69-cbbf-46ba-afca-c8c13a4277f3.jpg?v=1747784502 Outdoorsy Card The Outdoorsy Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square birthday card featuring the text "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy," with an orange CARD label—ideal for milestone celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cup-of-ambition-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9106A_0ac0efce-b449-4c2f-8354-7b98c5442299.jpg?v=1747784506 Cup of Ambition Card The Cup of Ambition Card by Drinks On Me is a square greeting card featuring a pink border, dark mauve center, and the text: “It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and pour myself a cup of ambition.” Funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/parent-in-80s-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9105A_79d27c4e-ca20-40f5-a97a-8f34099ff88c.jpg?v=1747784510 Parent in 80's Card A teal Parent in 80's Card by Drinks On Me with pink border humorously compares today's parents ("text me when you get there...") to 80s parents ("Bye"). The perfect funny birthday card for parents! Features "CARD" in the orange corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/unplug-life-support-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9104A_eb36b722-37ee-4ded-942b-56baba392122.jpg?v=1747784514 Unplug Life Support Card A square, funny birthday card by Drinks On Me called "Unplug Life Support Card" with a pink center, orange border, and orange corner CARD label. Reads: I now know how it ends—one of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-parent-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9103A_d04ef41c-24e3-4bcf-9e88-786fe7727136.jpg?v=1747784518 Good Parent Card The Good Parent Card by Drinks On Me is a purple milestone birthday card with white text: "I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I'm going to need some different kids." Orange CARD label—funny choice for parents' birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amateur-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9102A_af869067-e2d2-457c-9a04-0c9cbc101667.jpg?v=1747784522 Amateur Card A purple square "Amateur Card" by Drinks On Me with white text: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. Features an orange CARD label—great as a funny birthday or greeting card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winner-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9101A_1dacb2f0-0676-49bd-89ee-6598f4848251.jpg?v=1747784526 Winner Card The Drinks On Me Winner Card is a green recycled paper card with brown text: "If you combine wine and dinner you get Winner," set on a pink border. An orange tag reads CARD. Perfect funny birthday or greeting card for any wine lover. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1-glass-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9100A_2782f0ed-0cd6-4219-97d7-3d9d2c5e4211.jpg?v=1747784531 1 Glass Card The 1 Glass Card by Drinks On Me is a maroon greeting card with a yellow border and orange CARD banner. Printed on recycled paper, it reads: FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass. Perfect for birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bad-influence-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9099A_bf237581-dbdc-4497-b95a-287b071dbc44.jpg?v=1747784535 Bad Influence Card The Bad Influence Card by Drinks On Me is a blue, funny birthday card with "We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence" and an orange "CARD" label, perfect for milestone birthdays, shown on a purple background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/young-and-fun-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9098A_4e629524-f438-4e40-b434-9b6ec0abd73d.jpg?v=1747784540 Young and Fun Card The Young and Fun Card by Drinks On Me features a pink background, blue border, and reads: "One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better." Ideal as an over the hill birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/childhood-punishments 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9097A_f0808049-8432-47b7-b7e0-821278cd4008.jpg?v=1747784544 Childhood Punishments Card The Childhood Punishments Card by Drinks On Me is a purple, funny birthday card with white text listing: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party, and says: My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. CARD in the orange corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/potatoes 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9096A_a6961325-9511-498a-bfc8-023b629a784e.jpg?v=1747784548 Potatoes Card The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fireball-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9095A_58d29faf-b15a-4b28-8cdd-3a96adb37b60.jpg?v=1747784552 Fireball Card The Fireball Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card with white text: “‘That candle smells like Fireball.’ ‘Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky.’” Orange “CARD” label; purple background; perfect funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/me-at-work 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9094A_1d2db5e9-d7ab-484f-b853-7ae1ae28dae2.jpg?v=1747784556 Me at Work Card Teal square with orange border from Drinks On Me, featuring "Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober." Funny birthday card. Orange corner label reads "CARD." Product: Me at Work Card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-morning-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9093A_fe740252-c991-4a24-8901-9a6f904c2337.jpg?v=1747784560 Good Morning Card The Good Morning Card by Drinks On Me is a green square birthday card with blue text: "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning." It features an orange "CARD" label and a teal border, perfect as a funny birthday greeting for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autocorrect-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9092A_3cac1ea3-b6fd-413b-951e-2ab990baa439.jpg?v=1747784564 Autocorrect Card A square graphic from Drinks On Me's Autocorrect Card features a pink center, blue border, orange "CARD" label in the top left, and blue text: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema"—a hilarious birthday card for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/treat-you-like-family 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9091A_01d25e9e-9305-4371-ac6e-9633912b4705.jpg?v=1747784569 Treat You Like Family Card The Treat You Like Family Card by Drinks On Me features blue text on a tan background: "Saw a store with a sign, We treat you like family! Yup, NOT going in there." A funny birthday card for friends with an orange CARD ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/talking-to-wine 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9090A_497a11de-b9b1-4288-af3b-b44a122e143b.jpg?v=1747784573 Talking to Wine Card The Talking to Wine Card by Drinks On Me features a funny birthday message: "I said, I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it’s me… talking to the wine." Orange label, blue/teal design. Printed on recycled cardstock. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/marriage-deck-of-cards 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9089A_13dc04a3-5d07-4d77-8038-5aa201b1db2d.jpg?v=1747784577 Marriage Deck of Cards Drinks On Me Marriage Deck of Cards: a pink graphic greeting card with the joke—“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you need two hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish for a club and spade.” Perfect funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lay-on-beach 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9088A_89c9f16f-45b3-4401-a406-6f964748de32.jpg?v=1747784581 Lay on Beach Card A teal square card from Drinks On Me, named "Lay on Beach Card," features white text: "Really in the mood to lay on the beach with a few million in the bank." An orange label says "funny birthday card" and it has a light peach border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jesus-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9087A_6f4d18ca-69bd-40e9-ac6d-49ba88c7d8ba.jpg?v=1747784585 Jesus Card The "Jesus Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card showing a cop and lady with a wine joke, an orange CARD label in the top left, and it's printed on recycled paper for eco-friendly laughs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/starbucks-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9086A_31835934-277d-4e66-9fdc-8a5434f416cc.jpg?v=1747784589 Starbucks Card Add humor to birthdays with the Drinks On Me Starbucks Card: “I make my own coffee, yell my name wrong, then light $5 on fire instead of going to Starbucks.” Features an orange "CARD" corner banner. Perfect funny card for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/financial-plan-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9085A_3052f536-9bc7-49d5-902e-9cc1b4c5337c.jpg?v=1747784593 Financial Plan Card The Financial Plan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny milestone birthday card featuring the words: "Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes," with CARD in an orange banner on a green and blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stranger 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9084A_662a5597-7412-432e-889b-cee5e7b665a6.jpg?v=1747784597 Stranger Card The Stranger Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text: “Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them saying, what the fuck are you doing?” An orange label reads CARD on a light green background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/powerful-woman 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9083A_08cbd92c-7ab6-417b-ab41-50f3925261c8.jpg?v=1747784601 Powerful Woman Card The Powerful Woman Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square greeting card with white text and a teal border, humorously stating, "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom." 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Perfect funny greeting card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/talk-to-self-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9076A_5baf8152-0fc0-4fa0-be35-4273ea876641.jpg?v=1747784632 Talk to Self Card Drinks On Me’s Talk to Self Card is a teal square birthday card on recycled paper with dark gray text: “me: sometimes I talk to myself me: omg same” on blue. Features an orange ‘CARD’ label in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pissed-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9075A_2a3a162c-d3db-44c8-9c8c-9cd07d3d849a.jpg?v=1747784636 Pissed Card The Pissed Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card featuring "Wife: I’m Pissed! Husband: Again or still?" and an orange CARD ribbon in the top left. Great as a humorous birthday gift or milestone greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-dear-house-guest 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9074A_8a5b8ab1-ec63-4bc1-8cea-a074f8758489.jpg?v=1747784640 Voodoo Doll Card The Voodoo Doll Card by Drinks On Me is a funny greeting card on recycled paper, featuring the text: “My wife yelled from upstairs, ‘Do you ever get a shooting pain like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll of you?’ I said, ‘No...’ She replied: ‘How about now?’”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dear-house-guest-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9073A_68cd3225-65f2-44a5-8ae3-3dfe5c3a8ee6.jpg?v=1747784644 Dear House Guest Card The Dear House Guest Card by Drinks On Me features blue text on light blue and reads: Dear house guests, if we get drunk Saturday night and invite you to stay til Tuesday—We don't mean it. An orange corner label says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/french-fries-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9072A_fda92553-5804-4194-884e-866cf32a5fd1.jpg?v=1747784649 French Fries Card A square French Fries Card by Drinks On Me features a blue center, pink border, and text: If she eats her French fries with a fork, she’s probably not going to do that thing you like. An orange label reads CARD—a funny birthday card for milestones. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smartass-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9071A_adccb047-3ce7-4046-b8cc-80f21cf2c953.jpg?v=1747784653 Smartass Card The Smartass Card by Drinks On Me features the text: “Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.” A funny birthday card with an orange CARD banner on teal, ideal for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fall-off 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9070A_6c680627-ab68-47d4-ad38-bbca3bb25c7f.jpg?v=1747784657 Fall Off Card The Fall Off Card by Drinks On Me is a blue-bordered, funny birthday card with a dark blue center that reads: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Great as an over the hill card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cart-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9068A_7208a53d-791e-45a2-a8f3-f18fb68a2400.jpg?v=1747784661 Cart Card The Drinks On Me Cart Card features bold pink text on blue with a purple border and an orange CARD label, making it the perfect funny birthday or celebration card for anyone who "means business" at the liquor store. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cart-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9069A_01bde8f4-fd3b-456f-aa3f-234a6b92642d.jpg?v=1747784665 Song Lyrics Card The Song Lyrics Card by Drinks On Me is a blue milestone birthday card with white text about 80s song lyrics, finished with an orange border and a CARD label—a funny birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sperm-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9067A_b8acf399-c39b-44ea-9427-e8386abad902.jpg?v=1747784670 Sperm Card The Sperm Card by Drinks On Me is a green milestone birthday card with white text: "Sometimes I look at people and think Really? That’s the sperm that won?" An orange CARD label accents the top left. A hilarious way to celebrate a friend's birthday!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jolene-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9066A_aadce079-efac-4546-bfee-ef5a2bc15391.jpg?v=1747784674 Jolene Card The Jolene Card by Drinks On Me features a pink design with white text: "Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?" Includes an orange "CARD" label—great as a funny or milestone birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mr-rogers-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9065A_5cb13b87-dd90-4e32-92f1-3accc672967d.jpg?v=1747784678 Mr. Rogers Card The Mr. Rogers Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with an orange background, red border, and "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood" in white text plus a CARD banner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-do-porn-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9064A_04f48fc4-0af4-42a0-af9b-8b7bd010edca.jpg?v=1747784682 I Do Porn Card The I Do Porn Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text, “When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn,” an orange CARD label, and a mint green background—ideal for bold birthday humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/life-coach-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9063A_ebd39385-339d-4d0f-b2ae-40359711625d.jpg?v=1747784686 Life Coach Card The Life Coach Card by Drinks On Me features bold text on a turquoise square with a purple background: “Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach.” An orange label reads “CARD.” A funny milestone or birthday greeting for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/negative-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9062A_8faa17af-0f41-4d7a-a8b3-8f2f93269d1f.jpg?v=1747784690 Negative Card The Negative Card by Drinks On Me is a funny green birthday card with white text: "I had my patience tested. I'm negative." It features an orange CARD label on the top left and is made from quality recycled greeting card materials. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drinks-dranks 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9061A_d7bcddc9-8218-4b1a-8b1c-3f4b9fd985b4.jpg?v=1747784695 Drinks Dranks Card A pink square card from Drinks On Me reads "Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly." with a CARD label on an orange corner and teal background—perfect for a funny or milestone birthday greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lucky-son-of-a-bitch-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9060A_c5293707-43be-4bb2-8c08-5a909e9c61ca.jpg?v=1747784700 Lucky Son of a Bitch Card The Lucky Son of a Bitch Card by Drinks On Me features bold, funny text: "Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and think, wow… He is one lucky son of a bitch." Ideal milestone birthday card for your husband!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/what-the-fuck 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9059A_bcaeb1d5-e7b8-4b32-b1a2-26ee44cc3eea.jpg?v=1747784705 What the Fuck Card The Drinks On Me "What the Fuck Card" features a blue square design with the phrase "I whisper what the f**k to myself at least twenty times a day" and an orange label reading CARD—perfect for funny or over-the-hill birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/givashitometer 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9058A_9d52213d-3cb0-474e-88f9-986499055f34.jpg?v=1747784711 Givashitometer Card The Givashitometer Card by Drinks On Me features an orange border, “Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing.” message, and an orange “CARD” ribbon—perfect for friends or as a milestone birthday greeting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shits-and-giggles-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9057A_335921c8-8d14-4eb9-b871-82279fe6798e.jpg?v=1747784716 Shits and Giggles Card The Shits and Giggles Card by Drinks On Me is a green square funny birthday card with bold black text: "Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits..." It has an orange "CARD" banner on a dark blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wwine-honk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9056A_bd314767-f952-43ea-a965-98546bbde93b.jpg?v=1747784720 Wine Honk Card The Wine Honk Card by Drinks On Me features the text, "By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk" on a pink background with a dark red box and small orange 'CARD' label—ideal for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/get-better-soon-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9055A_e41b6076-6962-4211-9b8e-f08cf8079303.jpg?v=1747784724 Get Better Soon Card Celebrate with the Get Better Soon Card by Drinks On Me, featuring the funny message: "I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better," plus a red center, blue border, and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fix-the-noise 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9054A_5f8eda3e-37f1-49b6-b799-5685a6a05419.jpg?v=1747784729 Fix the Noise Card The Fix the Noise Card by Drinks On Me features an orange and pink background with a funny message: "Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out," plus "CARD" in a small orange triangle at the top left. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holy-water-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9053A_98232fb0-60dc-406e-be5e-0d6653468564.jpg?v=1747784733 Holy Water Card The Holy Water Card by Drinks On Me features an orange border and reads: "What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend." A humorous choice, perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-faults-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9052A_45a4acbc-0e93-4be6-a3a8-04a22307cc09.jpg?v=1747784737 Two Faults Card The Two Faults Card by Drinks On Me is a humorous birthday card featuring the message: "My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about." It has a green background, blue border, and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/called-pretty-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9051A_56ec2728-59d2-4334-86dc-614fad001877.jpg?v=1747784741 Called Pretty Card The Called Pretty Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with white text, a green border, and an orange "CARD" label—perfect as a funny birthday card for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holes-closed-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9050A_40f3c4cc-23e9-430b-aa09-893e66e16e98.jpg?v=1747784746 Holes Closed Card A purple box with white text says, “I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.” An orange CARD label sits in the corner. The pink background features Drinks On Me’s Holes Closed Card, a best-selling funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/protein-shakes 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9049A_27b9a389-911a-456e-91c0-6f2e0a78e3ce.jpg?v=1747784750 Protein Shakes Card The Protein Shakes Card by Drinks On Me features yellow recycled paper, red text that says, "Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas," an orange CARD label, and a green border for a funny birthday card design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cremation-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9048A_8a73f889-c3ac-44f1-b0c1-5a2f0bd5b8de.jpg?v=1747784754 Cremation Card The Cremation Card by Drinks On Me features white text on a blue background with an orange "CARD" label. Set against green, it's the perfect funny birthday greeting for friends who appreciate a dark sense of humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wealthy-dog-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9047A_e6ed29e1-270d-4dee-b9de-323aef399caf.jpg?v=1747784759 Wealthy Dog Card The Wealthy Dog Card by Drinks On Me features a purple border, orange text that reads “All I want to do is settle down with a very wealthy dog,” an orange CARD banner, and is printed on recycled paper for an eco-friendly touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/umbrella-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9046A_93e282d2-eee2-4c47-bde4-557c87f62028.jpg?v=1747784763 Umbrella Card The Umbrella Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card made in the USA. 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An orange corner label says CARD—perfect as a funny birthday or unique greeting card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alarm-clock-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9043A_d90b3025-b62a-4139-a4a9-7cd86c2192a0.jpg?v=1747784776 Alarm Clock Card The Alarm Clock Card by Drinks On Me is a recycled paper greeting card with a gray background, teal border, and orange label reading CARD. It humorously says an alarm clock should sound like a dog about to puke—nothing gets you up faster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dig-bick-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9042A_6cf1b9ab-455b-4269-a66f-467d9dddd514.jpg?v=1747784780 Dig Bick Card The Dig Bick Card by Drinks On Me features an orange square with the text “I gotta dig bick. You read that wrong,” a small CARD banner, and a teal background—making it a hilarious greeting or birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/taco-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9041A_3e733d1d-d9c2-47b7-910a-0f447a44b432.jpg?v=1747784784 Taco Card The Taco Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with text listing qualities like hot and mouth-watering, ending with "He’s not your man. He is a taco." Designed on a pink background with blue border and an orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/add-to-cart-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9040A_6bd53655-a0ea-4c2e-a2ee-f63214ff7203.jpg?v=1747784789 Add to Cart Card The Add to Cart Card by Drinks On Me features the dialogue "therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: add to cart therapist: no" in pink text on beige, with a blue border and orange CARD label. Perfect funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/snack-bitch-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9039A_741d9789-9671-4f96-b40f-f301ecc97c2a.jpg?v=1747784794 Snack Bitch Card The Snack Bitch Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square with white text: "I used to be cool. Now, I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch." An orange corner label says CARD—perfect for any parent!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/every-womans-dream-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9038A_dbf30eb1-be45-43df-8216-84a0c8b24727.jpg?v=1747784799 Every Womans Dream Card Drinks On Me’s Every Womans Dream Card is a pink greeting card with white text: “Every woman’s dream… take me in your arms, throw me into bed and clean the house while I sleep.” Orange corner banner reads CARD. A funny birthday card for women!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boobs-are-bigger-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9037A_8ace31c2-defb-4879-bb8e-1b9caabb837c.jpg?v=1747784804 Boobs Are Bigger Card The Boobs Are Bigger Card by Drinks On Me is a pink greeting card with a purple border and the funny message: "I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger." Great as a quirky birthday card or gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dob-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9036A_4f75410b-c702-435c-bc9e-7bc067715862.jpg?v=1747784809 DOB Card The DOB Card by Drinks On Me features orange and green borders with a witty message about entering your birth year on a smartphone. A hilarious over-the-hill birthday card, perfect for celebrating getting older!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/piss-off-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9035A_44003723-9e11-436f-9fa0-a9908f32a00d.jpg?v=1747784813 Piss Off Card The Piss Off Card by Drinks On Me is a funny greeting card for teens that lists five ways to annoy them: say good morning, sing an 80s song, say I love you in public, tag them online, and just breathe. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6-months-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9034A_7815854e-6651-4b4c-ab09-445bb0a22bfa.jpg?v=1747784818 6 Months Card The 6 Months Card by Drinks On Me is a square, humorous birthday card featuring an orange "CARD" label and the message: "It’s 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out why. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/diaper-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9033A_e9a28c0f-463a-4aaf-b66e-4293bc9be01e.jpg?v=1747784822 Diaper Card The Diaper Card by Drinks On Me features a blue border, peach background, and the saying "Girl, unless he wears a diaper you can't change him." An orange corner banner says CARD. This funny birthday card is perfect for celebrating in style!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spite-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9032A_4c25a043-8023-4c69-977e-1d6eade05866.jpg?v=1747784827 Spite Card The Spite Card by Drinks On Me is a gray recycled paper greeting card with orange text: "Apparently, Spite is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you?" 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Printed on recycled paper greeting card stock. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/growing-up-in-the-80s-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9029A_75d70e9c-4492-41e9-9944-f161d651c8b0.jpg?v=1747784840 Growing Up in the 80's Card The Growing Up in the 80's Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card for parents with a pink border and an orange label that says "CARD." It reads: My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s… So I took their phones away & turned off the internet. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/broke-best-friend-2 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9028A_5abda7e2-2cb9-4d8d-9ebf-488bc269b354.jpg?v=1747784845 Broke Best Friend Card Drinks On Me’s Broke Best Friend Card features a light purple border, cream center, and the message: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." A fun birthday card for parents. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-put-a-wine-glass 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9027A_8d56610e-d473-4695-b0fb-e6f0987377c3.jpg?v=1747784849 Ran Out of Coffee Card The Ran Out of Coffee Card by Drinks On Me features the funny text: "I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today." Orange label: CARD, blue border—a perfect birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-walk-into-a-store 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9026A_1925a9cd-2b99-44ab-a73f-d13bca35e805.jpg?v=1747784854 Put a Wine Glass Card The Put a Wine Glass Card by Drinks On Me features a pink border, cream center, and reads: A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it. Funny birthday or wine greeting card with an orange CARD banner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/walk-into-a-store-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9025A_5e8a822e-7db8-4a8f-a599-5e83e8b874c4.jpg?v=1747784858 Walk Into a Store Card A graphic on the Walk Into a Store Card by Drinks On Me features pink text on a cream background: "It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag." Funny birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-came-i-saw-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9024A_891e4523-fb88-4c68-8151-becc065907d8.jpg?v=1747784862 I Came, I Saw Card A red box with white text says: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee. An orange label reads CARD. "I Came, I Saw Card" by Drinks On Me. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/overthink-mom-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9023A_86a54a12-85a3-44c8-84f5-d654ea618401.jpg?v=1747784867 Overthink Mom Card The "Overthink Mom Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with the text: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them - Mom, on recycled paper, featuring a teal border and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/not-coming-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9022A_0a4dc65d-1984-447c-abbc-64a32c4f821c.jpg?v=1747784871 Not Coming Card The Not Coming Card by Drinks On Me features a green background, teal border, and orange "CARD" banner. It reads: Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming—perfect funny birthday greeting card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-cat-named-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9021A_53657dca-84f7-46f2-b561-651e4476df68.jpg?v=1747784877 Left Unsaid Card Pink square "Left Unsaid Card" by Drinks On Me features a humorous quote about things better left unsaid, perfect as a funny birthday or milestone greeting. 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The label says “ML x Meg Honey Dipper.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-jolly-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGJLY14.png?v=1750042030 Ceramic Message Mug Jolly, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Jolly, 14oz, features "JOLLY" in red and green, a ceramic handle shaped like a red letter J with a green ribbon, and a bright red interior. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-message-mug-merry-14oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGMER14.png?v=1750042030 Ceramic Message Mug Merry, 14oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Merry, 14oz, features “MERRY” in red and pink with a large red M as the handle and a pink interior. 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Both microwave and dishwasher safe, this unique mug brings convenience and style to your everyday routine. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-pink-bow-on-handle-mug-12oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MUGPBW12.png?v=1750042030 Ceramic Pink Bow on Handle Mug, 12oz The Sophistiplate Ceramic Pink Bow on Handle Mug, 12oz, features a plain white design with a charming pink bow-shaped handle for a playful yet functional touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-turkey-and-gourds 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-TDNC_jpg.jpg?v=1750451897 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Turkey and Gourds The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Turkey and Gourds features a round acacia wood board wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon and a fall-themed napkin showing turkeys and gourds for an autumn touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-feather-grove 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-FGNC_jpg.jpg?v=1750451897 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Feather Grove The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Feather Grove features an acacia wood charcuterie board wrapped in clear plastic with a black and white striped bow, plus a square napkin with pheasant and floral design—ideal for elegant appetizer displays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-golden-apple 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBMED-WHT-GLD-GANC_jpg.jpg?v=1750451895 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Golden Apple The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Golden Apple includes an acacia charcuterie board, gold-handled cheese spreader, and gold-apple white napkins—wrapped in clear plastic and striped ribbon—perfect for serving appetizers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-holly-berry 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBMED-GRN-GLD-HBNC_jpg.jpg?v=1750451897 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Holly Berry The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Holly Berry includes an acacia cheese board, festive napkin with a reindeer and green background, and a dark green item, all elegantly wrapped with a black-and-white striped bow. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/boo_bold_2.jpg?v=1756252909 Boo Bold Table Setting A festive Halloween table with a Hester & Cook Orange & Black Stripe Runner (20x25"), black and gold plates, pumpkin and ghost-shaped plates, floral centerpiece, gold cutlery, themed napkins, and black cups. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/gilded_harvest_final.jpg?v=1763168568 Gilded Harvest Table Setting Create a stunning fall tablescape with Sophistiplate’s Gilded Harvest Table Setting—designer gold and blue plates with leaf motifs, plaid napkins, gold utensils, and floral centerpieces on a burlap tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/final.jpg?v=1762298530 Turkey & Gourds Table Setting The Turkey & Gourds Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer disposable plates with turkey and pumpkin motifs, gold cutlery, pink rose floral centerpiece, plaid placemats, autumn napkins, and a burlap tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/holly_berryy.jpg?v=1762819843 Holly Berry Table Setting A festive Christmas table features red, gold, and green reindeer and monogram plates, gold utensils, crystal glasses, and a centerpiece of white calla lilies and roses on the Rosanne Beck Holly Berry Trellis Table Runner (20x12"). https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/gingerbread_main.jpg?v=1762408445 Gingerbread Table Setting Create a festive table with the Gingerbread: Christmas Table for 8 set, featuring gingerbread-themed disposable plates, striped napkins, gold cutlery, and a red-and-white floral centerpiece on a holiday-patterned white cloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/joyful_christmas_main.jpg?v=1756417328 Joyful Christmas Table Setting The Joyful Christmas Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes red, green, and gold disposable plates, Merry & Bright and Joy napkins, gold cutlery, red candles, and a festive centerpiece—perfect for holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_d71a5939-8304-4ab9-87f4-1492b7988c00.png?v=1778537183 XOXO Table Setting Create a romantic Valentine’s Day table with Sugarplum XOXO Dinner Plates (8pk), gold accents, heart-shaped dishes, striped placemats, pink utensils, floral centerpieces, and napkins decorated with red hearts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_no_die-cuts.jpg?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Table Setting The Sophistiplate LLC Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features bunny and floral designer plates, green floral napkins, gold utensils, clear glasses, and a pastel flower centerpiece on pink gingham over burlap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_1.jpg?v=1773853114 Lavender Fields Table Setting The Lavender Fields Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer lavender plates, gold utensils, pink napkins, and lush green-white floral centerpieces on a white tablecloth with a green lattice runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-die-cut-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Boo_Bold_Table_Setting.png?v=1750054692 Boo Bold Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Sugarplum’s Boo Bold Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) feature a cream ghost shape with wavy edge, gold eyes, and gold foil details—ideal spooky touch for Halloween parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Boo_Bold_Table_Setting_3.png?v=1750055010 Boo Bold Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Boo Bold Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) by Sugarplum feature an orange pumpkin with light yellow outlines and a brown-tan stem on a white background—ideal for festive party settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-cocktail-napkins-a-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_cc5ea1a6-e97f-4641-bcbb-0a177a698c0c.png?v=1750054167 Boo Bold Cocktail Napkins A/26pk Sugarplum’s Boo Bold Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a pink design with a black and orange checkered border and metallic gold “BOOS & BOOZE” text—perfect for your next Halloween party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-cocktail-napkins-b-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Boo_Bold_Table_Setting_4.png?v=1750059279 Boo Bold Cocktail Napkins B/26pk Add festive 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plus matching Sugar Plum lids—making them ideal reusable partyware for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-frost-flex-cups-8pk-making-spirits-bright 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_e7ea3c79-c58e-4dec-9f65-2d4b2683fc78.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups "Spirits Bright"/8pk Celebrate with Sophistiplate's Frost Flex Cups “Spirits Bright” 8-pack—red reusable cups featuring festive white and gold champagne glasses. Includes a Sugar Plum coaster, perfect for Christmas cocktails and holiday parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-frost-flex-cups-8pk-bottoms-up 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_574d10ff-c40e-4042-8887-160c4bc4e9be.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups "Bottoms Up"/8pk Sophistiplate’s Frost Flex Cups "Bottoms Up" 8pk feature green cups with red and white “BOTTOMS UP,” playful upside-down elf legs, and lids printed with “Sugar Plum Party”—the perfect reusable cups for festive celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-frost-flex-cups-8pk-merry-drunk-im-christmas 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_69cc490d-03d3-49df-a032-73b730926976.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "I'm Christmas"/8pk An 8-pack of Frost Flex Cups from Sophistiplate, featuring “I’m Christmas” in festive colors—durable and perfect for serving holiday cocktails at your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-why-limit-happy-hour 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_41f22ad6-63b5-4a6c-8a99-28ab28277e95.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Happy Hour"/8pk A stack of Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Happy Hour"/8pk features reusable clear cups with "WHY LIMIT happy TO AN HOUR?" in black and gold, topped with a round Sugar Plum lid—perfect for your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-cheers-to-pour-decisions 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_0528b25d-4d48-43db-a7e2-e99009a2a77f.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Pour Decisions"/8pk Set of eight pink Frost Flex Cups from Sophistiplate, each with “Cheers to POUR Decisions” in black and pink text and topped with a “Sugar Plum” lid—perfect party cups for your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-cheers 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/29_bdceddc4-4369-4918-91f1-c58e3429789a.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Cheers"/8pk A stack of Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Cheers"/8pk, featuring clear reusable cups with "Cheers" in gold on the side. The top cup displays a round label with "Sugar Plum" in gold lettering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-lets-party 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/25_6aa175d3-d812-4a0f-adc6-6b8cbd31ffbc.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups " Let's Party"/8pk A stack of bright blue 16 oz Frost Flex Cups "Let's Party" by Sophistiplate, featuring colorful "LETS PARTY!" text. Comes in an 8-pack—perfect reusable cups for all your cocktail cheers and party moments. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-party-time 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/33_e0ae7ae5-0d70-4075-b6ed-ad90b76da717.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups " Party Time"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Party Time"/8pk features teal reusable cups with "Party time" in gold and white, plus round lids labeled Sugar Plum—perfect for adding a festive touch to any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-stop-and-smell-the-rose 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_765c8506-c738-410d-92ad-34db8b93867c.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups " Smell the Rosé"/8pk Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Smell the Rosé"/8pk feature pink frosted, reusable plastic cups with gold lettering and a white Sugar Plum lid—perfect party cups for your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-happy-birthday 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/23_b02950ad-6e8f-4b0e-8268-7f1ab5c06604.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups "Happy Birthday"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Happy Birthday" 8pk features reusable frosted cups with gold cursive lettering and colorful stars—ideal for birthday parties or cocktails, finished with a Sugar Plum label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-ill-be-there-in-a-prosecco 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/31_9446e479-a3b9-44b1-9f47-e3c549c7e931.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Be There In A Prosecco"/8pk Sophistiplate's Frost Flex Cups "Be There In A Prosecco" 8pk are orange reusable party cups with gold lettering—perfect for serving Prosecco at any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-thankful 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_b8e349c0-8b6a-4c14-b3a1-cec8cfbee4c4.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Thankful"/8pk A stack of orange Frost Flex Cups “Thankful” by Sophistiplate (8pk) features a white pumpkin and “thankful” text; a round top label reads Sugar Plum and Thankful. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-gobble-till-you-wobble 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_d76e5ddc-cad7-4969-b02f-515360d06a4f.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Gobble Til You Wobble"/8pk A stack of red Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups (8pk) with "Gobble Til You Wobble" in yellow and white—perfect for your Thanksgiving gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-lets-get-basted 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9_f0e41c30-6824-47fb-a1ae-dda654a0e55e.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Lets Get Basted"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Lets Get Basted"/8pk feature a clear design with an orange turkey graphic and phrase, perfect as reusable Thanksgiving party cups. Comes stacked with Sugar Plum on the top lid. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-talk-turkey-to-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/27_929beea1-f47f-4939-afd6-9e3d48907998.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Talk Turkey to Me"/8pk A set of eight Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups features "Talk Turkey To Me" with colorful turkey feathers—festive reusable cups perfect for Thanksgiving parties. The top cup has a Sugar Plum sticker. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-die-cut-placemat 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_de1a05bb-ccd0-4c67-aac6-69b7e1d104f9.png?v=1760999242 Gilded Harvest Die Cut Placemats/16ct Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Die Cut Placemats (16ct) feature a cream base with scalloped edges, an autumn leaf and gold acorn border in gold, orange, and light blue, and a blank center—perfect for elegant fall table settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_3ac8e371-6919-4b7b-8e1c-4044328f059c.png?v=1750136595 Gilded Harvest Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round, scalloped edge with a light yellow border, blue center, and white pumpkin surrounded by orange and white leaves—ideal for fall parties or Thanksgiving dinners. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_016681db-0b5c-4c3f-9fce-b500c0208985.png?v=1750137347 Gilded Harvest Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Salad Plates (8pk) feature a round, scalloped edge with an orange border, gold trim, and a gold foil leaf design in orange, yellow, and light blue on cream—ideal for autumn gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_61574810-f7f7-4113-8694-13f28cdcc7b6.png?v=1750138640 Gilded Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a scalloped gold rim, acorns, and oak leaves in autumn hues on a light blue background—perfect for pairing with blue and orange tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_72131427-7667-4ccb-8301-3195c074b35b.png?v=1750135743 Gilded Harvest Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a light blue background with orange, yellow, and white leaves and brown acorns—perfect fall party napkins for seasonal gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/8_d48d3c95-5af5-4b6e-9891-b8c7a670eaef.png?v=1750149351 Turkey & Gourds Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Turkey & Gourds Dinner Plates/8pk feature a vibrant turkey with colorful feathers at the center, ornate brown patterns, and a gold border—ideal disposable plates for your Thanksgiving celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_d566928e-0c03-45c0-8a09-53e48d12859b.png?v=1750156325 Turkey & Gourds Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate's Turkey & Gourds Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a festive turkey design with autumn accents—perfect for serving appetizers or desserts at your Thanksgiving table and pairing with gold-accented partyware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_38c946f5-4c56-42ab-820a-8f44c07392c3.png?v=1750157012 Turkey & Gourds Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Turkey & Gourds Salad Plates (8pk) feature a scalloped gold rim and a festive design with two pumpkins, leaves, berries, and acorns. Perfect disposable plates for Thanksgiving or other autumn celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-guest-towels-20pk-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_d8e4f1f1-50b5-45fb-b411-8e02bfb5daae.png?v=1750135743 Gilded Harvest Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Guest Towels (20pk) are cream-colored napkins adorned with a brown pumpkin, gold foil accents, and orange, gold, and white autumn leaves on the bottom left corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_f95e4a57-6337-4fa3-885f-a21b28af4b97.png?v=1750146216 Turkey & Gourds Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate Turkey & Gourds Guest Towels (20pk) feature a festive harvest design with pumpkins, leaves, bows, and swirls on cream—perfect for autumn gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_3f3618be-683d-4c86-94c2-1d6b3454b2dc.png?v=1750157648 Turkey & Gourds Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add charm to your autumn table with Sophistiplate’s Turkey & Gourds Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring festive turkeys, gourds, and fall accents—perfect for seasonal entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/5-missed-calls-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1435_6b4f14a5-a4ec-4e29-a9bf-567d256339f9.jpg?v=1755554974 5 Missed Calls Coaster Blue text on light blue with a yellow border reads: "If you ever need me, I’m always just 5 missed calls and 6 text messages away." The Drinks On Me '5 Missed Calls Coaster' is a funny gift for housewarmings or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alexa-gym-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1436_0ba59dab-4fb6-4c6f-8c21-a83d53449ee1.jpg?v=1755554966 Alexa Gym Coaster The Alexa Gym Coaster by Drinks On Me features a funny message about gym reminders and gin, on a navy background with a teal border—perfect as a humorous bar cart accessory or a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/annoying-person-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1437_174cbd5a-bc5d-4d65-8a9a-660fde4b7e7e.jpg?v=1755554958 Annoying Person Coaster The Annoying Person Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a pink border and yellow text: "If your mother is not the most annoying person you know, she is not your mother." A funny bar cart and housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/texting-for-seniors-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1438_e94ab8a7-859e-4ad0-9c7e-18230a15f495.jpg?v=1755554951 Texting for Seniors Coaster The Drinks On Me "Texting for Seniors Coaster" is a blue square coaster with funny abbreviations like BFF—Best Friend Fell—and ROFLACGU—Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up, making it a perfect senior gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rolled-carpet-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1439_751b7b85-91c1-4b36-8572-9840973a8683.jpg?v=1755554939 Rolled Carpet Coaster The Rolled Carpet Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a light center and dark border. Text inside says: Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods... Perfect funny coaster or housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reloading-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1440_84bed8ca-1a62-4480-8878-31a7bdca1bb5.jpg?v=1755554931 Reloading Coaster The Reloading Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue background with yellow text: "She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she's reloading." A funny bar cart accessory for coaster lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cigarette-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1441_fbc78c09-3423-4f71-9c1f-e7b549d08a3d.jpg?v=1755554923 Cigarette Coaster The Cigarette Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue sign with a green border that says, “No wifi pretend its 1973!” Ideal as a funny drink coaster or retro bar cart accessory for hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dont-want-kids-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1442_013cd383-12bf-44f1-96c9-3f7f86c7b098.jpg?v=1755554915 Don't Want Kids Coaster The Don't Want Kids Coaster by Drinks On Me features text on a teal background with a red border: "my wife and I decided we don’t want kids—we’ll tell them tonight." A playful housewarming gift for fans of unique humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drive-home-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1443_85ad1304-1b33-4c7d-92c6-4611b8d8d3dd.jpg?v=1755554908 Drive Home Coaster The Drive Home Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a purple border and brown text: A poem about work—Coffee, Blah Blah Blah, Drive Home, Wine. This funny drink coaster is ideal for hostess gifts or as a bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/english-word-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1444_33b03e29-3bdb-4f73-9dfc-3025f3b4015b.jpg?v=1755554901 English Word Coaster Drinks On Me's English Word Coaster features white text on a magenta background: "If you can't think of a word say, I forget the English word for it." A funny housewarming gift and clever drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gender-reveal-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1445_37575b99-4f8f-4801-8c15-0b768d07a1df.jpg?v=1755554893 Gender Reveal Coaster The Gender Reveal Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a pink border and white text that reads, Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?—a quirky gift or fun bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/marriage-tips-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1446_0354fb62-c0bf-4830-a51d-5f3a0497af62.jpg?v=1755554886 Marriage Tips Coaster The Marriage Tips Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a teal border and white text: “If your husband leaves his clothes on the floor it means he doesn’t want them. It’s ok to toss them out." Fun for drinks or your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-window-seat-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1447_ab437f51-d00c-4760-989f-53bc24fe7137.jpg?v=1755554878 Xmas Window Seat Coaster The Xmas Window Seat Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on green with a red border: “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”—a great gift for travelers or paired with other funny coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-window-shots-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1448_19c3fe82-99be-428a-b53e-b0925ac3f6cc.jpg?v=1755554871 Xmas Shots Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Shots Coaster features white text on green with a red border: "In case you were wondering how many shots it takes to get through Christmas dinner with my family, the answer is eight." Great for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-punctuation-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1449_a32d960a-8f4b-44d3-bf26-a495d03cc94c.jpg?v=1755554863 Xmas Punctuation Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Punctuation Coaster features a text joke in red lettering on white with a green border: "I'm giving up drinking till Christmas. Bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas." Fun gift for any home!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nice-day-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1450_e9ac456e-49fa-4535-8967-9c8a8a85274d.jpg?v=1755554856 Nice Day Coaster Text on a teal background reads: "When I say Have a nice day remember that the fucker is silent." This bold Nice Day Coaster by Drinks On Me makes a hilarious bar accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/90-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1451_b9c7d5ea-034e-4363-8dfb-5aba91434d9b.jpg?v=1755554848 90% Coaster Text graphic with a dark brown background and light pink border. The 90% Coaster by Drinks On Me features playful pink text: "90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works." Fun for quirky housewarming gifts or drink coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/first-divorce-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1452_f150c3a8-4be4-4de9-b184-00f8f9477a5c.jpg?v=1755554840 First Divorce Coaster The First Divorce Coaster by Drinks On Me features black text on a pink square with a green border: "Don’t worry if you haven’t gotten married by 30. You just skipped your first divorce." Perfect as a housewarming gift or for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/push-ups-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1453_66302ada-bbce-48d4-8fcc-180839181be7.jpg?v=1755554833 Push Ups Coaster Bright orange background and green border highlight the Drinks On Me Push Ups Coaster. Features humorous text about doing 7 orange push-ups—perfect for adding a quirky touch to your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tinder-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1454_cea20751-732a-4795-a34d-a8a813a9f34a.jpg?v=1755554825 Tinder Coaster The Tinder Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with an orange border and white text: I just came across my husband’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about his lies. A funny, unique bar accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rehome-dog-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1455_53f5d731-04a7-4190-93d5-254a780407f2.jpg?v=1755554816 Rehome Dog Coaster The Rehome Dog Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a green border and white text about re-homing a barking terrier—perfect for adding humor to your drinkware collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-extrovert-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1456_1ecea95e-8662-4224-816e-931350311d56.jpg?v=1755554809 Xmas Introvert Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Introvert Coaster is a white square with a red border and green text: “How to host an introvert holiday party: 1. Buy snacks 2. Invite no one”—a funny, unique housewarming or bar cart gift for introverts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-oh-no-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1457.jpg?v=1773390254 Xmas Oh No Coaster The Xmas Oh No Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a yellow-green border and white text: The Stages Of Christmas Shopping: 1. Plenty Of Time 2. Oh No. It's a funny bar cart accessory or quirky hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-dead-tree-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1458.jpg?v=1773390242 Xmas Dead Tree Coaster The Xmas Dead Tree Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square design with a green border and white text: "Christmas... The only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks." A funny, festive coaster or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-mrs-claus-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1459.jpg?v=1755554786 Xmas Mrs. Claus Coaster The Xmas Mrs. Claus Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on dark green with a red border, humorously noting Mrs. Claus does the work while Santa gets credit—perfect for bar cart accessories or unique hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/im-old-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/i_m_old.png?v=1756890295 I'm Old Napkin The Drinks On Me "I'm Old Napkin" features witty sayings about retirement and dinner, making it a perfect accessory for your bar cart or a fun addition to birthday parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rainstorm-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/rainstorm.png?v=1756940452 Rainstorm Napkin Add a humorous touch to your bar with Drinks On Me's Rainstorm Napkin—one says "I'm a trophy husband" and the other features a witty rainstorm mix-up, perfect for birthday parties or entertaining guests. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tequila-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/tequila.png?v=1756941351 Tequila Napkin Bring humor to your bar cart with Drinks On Me’s Tequila Napkin. These vibrant pink and orange cocktail napkins feature witty quotes, making them perfect for birthday parties and sure to keep guests entertained. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/no-wifi-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/no_wifi.png?v=1756939130 No Wifi Napkin Two Drinks On Me "No Wifi Napkin" cocktail napkins are shown: one jokes, "At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom," and the other reads, "The coffee shop had a sign that said no wifi, pretend it's 1973!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/allergic-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/allergic.png?v=1756889318 Allergic Napkin The Drinks On Me "Allergic Napkin" set features two square cards with humorous bar messages—perfect as cocktail napkins or quirky accessories. 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Decisions, Decisions." in green, the other "I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" in red—great for bar carts or white elephant gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-giving-up-napkin 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/xmas_giving_up.png?v=1756942173 Xmas Giving Up Napkin Drinks On Me’s Xmas Giving Up Napkin is a festive holiday accessory for your bar cart, featuring playful red and green text about giving up drinking or punctuation—perfect for lighthearted Christmas gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkins-happy-4th-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-450_8e797721-80c7-472d-a9ad-8057f53e2ae1.png?v=1750184205 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Happy 4th/20pk Sophistiplate’s Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature blue stars, gold accents, and "Happy Fourth of July" in stylish lettering—perfect for adding festive flair to your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkins-fireworks-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-4501.png?v=1750184216 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Fireworks/20pk Celebrate in style with Sophistiplate's Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Fireworks/20pk—blue 3-ply napkins with metallic gold stars and “fireworks and FREEDOM” in bold red and white lettering. Perfect for any patriotic occasion!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/santa-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_fea12244-f249-46cc-8cb2-31e92ea108c2.png?v=1750446629 Santa Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A red and yellow box of Simply Serv'd Santa Large Cocktail Picks/30pk features a Santa Claus design atop 30 wooden party picks with red decorative tops, all visible through a clear window. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nutcracker-christmas-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_279d36ce-186a-470b-8a34-1ab14164e0dd.png?v=1750446603 Nutcracker Christmas Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A 30-pack of Simply Serv’d Nutcracker Christmas Large Cocktail Picks, each with a nutcracker face. The eco-friendly, compostable picks are visible through the red packaging’s clear window. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-tree-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_8c719b1e-378e-4fff-bbe1-156bae87cd24.png?v=1750446580 Christmas Tree Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A green and yellow Simply Serv'd box labeled "Christmas Tree Large Cocktail Picks/30pk" displays 30 compostable party picks with green Christmas tree toppers, visible through two clear front windows. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookie-tray-gifting-kit-nutcracker-6pkg 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2025_05_Sophistiplate-Products402260_PREVIEW.jpg?v=1750222046 Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Nutcracker/6pkg The Sugarplum Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Nutcracker/6pkg includes 6 nutcracker-shaped trays, 6 festive tags, 6 clear bags, and red & white baker’s twine—ideal for holiday treat exchanges. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_35_20936d38-dd85-4a68-b9c7-f9df464f1e32.jpg?v=1764623303 Holly Berry Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Dinner Plates (8pk) feature festive reindeer art with a wreath, green laurel, and red-and-white striped border with gold trim—ideal for adding cheer to your disposable holiday plates collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SAB-458.jpg?v=1750449018 Holly Berry Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round, scalloped edge with a red border and green holly pattern—ideal festive tableware for your holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/14_29cba65e-c7c6-40bb-b659-353bcb3366e3.png?v=1750225324 Holly Berry Guest Towels/20pk Add festive Christmas flair to your table with Sophistiplate's Holly Berry Guest Towels (20pk), featuring a holly berry and green leaf lattice pattern with red scalloped trim—the perfect decorative napkin for holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_dffe7254-0804-4f4b-9c23-2415c3d0022b.png?v=1750225324 Holly Berry Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a charming reindeer with a green wreath and red bow, set on napkins with red scalloped edges, holly border, and a light green checkered background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_230d8ac5-0833-4a58-86b5-dfc9720326d8.png?v=1750233545 Gingerbread Dinner Plates/8pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Dinner Plates (8pk) feature wavy red and white striped edges and a gingerbread house with candies and peppermint swirls—festive paper plates perfect for your holiday celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/12_71293444-56ad-4b51-bb50-7074c68a8d7f.png?v=1750234082 Gingerbread Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum Gingerbread Salad Plates (8pk) feature a smiling gingerbread person with a candy cane, colorful candies, and a scalloped white design with a red border—festive disposable plates perfect for your Christmas party table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_11145f34-7067-471d-957d-b79f51f84e6a.png?v=1750234465 Gingerbread Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) feature a festive gingerbread house with candy canes, lollipops, gumdrops, icing details, and cheerful yellow windows under a snowy roof. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_4e80c139-42e2-470b-84b9-17e93ec791cc.png?v=1750232271 Gingerbread Guest Towels/20pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Guest Towels (20pk) feature gingerbread people, a candy-filled house, candy canes, and colorful candies on white with a scalloped edge—perfect for festive Christmas gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_3d39e1ca-4720-42c7-b1e6-76e5aab6d5b4.png?v=1750232272 Gingerbread Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add cheer to your holiday party with Sugarplum Gingerbread Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring a smiling gingerbread man with a red bow tie, surrounded by candy canes, lollipops, gumdrops, and a red scalloped border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmasdinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_f9e47885-1b6b-4fc3-8ba6-e1e2b1042b4a.png?v=1750240698 Joyful Christmas Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round scalloped edge, alternating red, green, white & gold borders, and a plain white center—ideal as festive yet elegant disposable holiday plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_3c7f03dd-3ff8-4271-b209-5c7f92849451.png?v=1750240840 Joyful Christmas Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Salad Plates/8pk feature a round scalloped edge with red, green, white, and gold sections around the rim and a plain white center—ideal for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_1091464c-de34-4236-86e0-5bcb5a33fd7c.png?v=1750240964 Joyful Christmas Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round ceramic design with scalloped edges, alternating red, green, and gold sections on the rim, and a white center with a thin red border—ideal for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_c7810078-f429-4705-9534-6d5c99545b96.png?v=1750239168 Joyful Christmas Guest Towels/20pk Add festive cheer to your table with Sophistiplate’s Joyful Christmas Guest Towels (20pk)—red napkins with gold text, green and red diagonal stripe border, and scalloped edge. Perfect for holiday gatherings!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_48140c49-3b2c-469d-aed4-568c4aa41f4a.png?v=1750241522 Joyful Christmas Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your holiday table with Sophistiplate's Joyful Christmas Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring green napkins with "Joy" in gold script, gold trim, and a red scalloped edge accented in gold. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_1.png?v=1750302197 Lavender Fields Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate's Lavender Fields Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a gold rim and elegant lavender floral design on a light purple background—perfect for garden parties or as stylish tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_31e9ea98-cd8f-427d-93de-7216f2302a3f.png?v=1750302324 Lavender Fields Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Lavender Fields Salad Plates (8pk) feature round lavender plates with gold scalloped edges and a floral pattern of purple and green leaves on the rim. Ideal for garden parties or elegant disposable tableware. Center is plain lavender. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_725ce351-3219-4baa-b470-a585ebf00146.jpg?v=1753117254 Lavender Fields Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate’s Lavender Fields Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk boast watercolor lavender florals and a scalloped gold-trimmed edge, perfectly matching other pieces in the collection for an elegant table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_b383f594-9b3f-46f1-a2f6-147fa2092348.png?v=1750299274 Lavender Fields Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Lavender Fields Guest Towels (20pk) feature a watercolor lavender bouquet tied with a white ribbon, making them the perfect spring table decor to pair with floral paper napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fieldscocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_0696d751-019c-4e84-8aec-efef36278404.png?v=1750299275 Lavender Fields Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Lavender Fields Cocktail Napkins/26pk by Sophistiplate feature a light pink background with purple and green lavender sprigs, perfect for adding a coordinated floral touch to any spring gathering or party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_a02334d5-6a94-44d2-963c-8c69ae3f0ffb.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Dinner Plates/8pk The Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile by Sophistiplate LLC features designer plates with a green rabbit and lavender bow among flowers, finished with a lavender border and gold rim—perfect for your Easter celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-462eastertoilesaladplate.jpg?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate LLC "Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile" features round porcelain plates with gold wavy rims, light green borders, and elegant green floral designs—ideal for elevating your Easter table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-assorted-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_4d55ac4a-5f30-4eb5-bfaa-9fc631583647.png?v=1750316102 Easter Toile Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Easter Toile Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates 8pk features egg-shaped plates with gold rims and white floral patterns in green and lavender, overlapping for an elegant touch perfect for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_02981c0c-5c45-4060-b5a9-879c331e9ae3.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate LLC’s Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features a green rectangular cloth adorned with white blooming flowers—perfect for festive gatherings or pairing with designer paper plates for a fresh Easter look. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/22_4305181c-790a-43cc-becd-696e8b3c2d8b.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile by Sophistiplate LLC features square napkins with green borders, a rabbit in purple bow, plus floral accents—ideal for elevating your Easter table with matching designer paper plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_a55e6404-822d-44c0-9174-30b512dab41e.jpg?v=1753117236 XOXO Dinner Plates/8pk Sugarplum XOXO Dinner Plates (8pk) feature round white disposable plates with gold scalloped edges and a light pink XOXO pattern—perfect for adding charm to your Valentine’s Day table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_80660162-1217-4784-a0c2-28bd57191b2e.jpg?v=1753117217 XOXO Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum XOXO Salad Plates/8pk feature round, light pink disposable plates with scalloped gold edges and bold white XO letters—perfect for Valentine’s Day or as chic pink party plates for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_a70be529-3503-437d-9f83-cb66b7bfdf27.jpg?v=1753117201 XOXO Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum XOXO Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) are pink, heart-shaped plates with white X’s and O’s, a glossy finish, and raised edge—perfect as Valentine’s Day or disposable party plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-die-cut-lunch-napkins-16pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_6fa592fc-efcc-4981-b677-1273a7d9002b.jpg?v=1753117118 XOXO Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk A pink, heart-shaped napkin featuring a white heart outline from the Sugarplum XOXO Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk, perfect for Valentine's Day celebrations, shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_3.jpg?v=1756182017 XOXO Lunch Napkins/20pk Sugarplum XOXO Lunch Napkins (20pk) feature a light pink design with white Xs and Os—perfect for adding a cute touch to your Valentine’s Day celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-cocktail-napkin-tray-clear 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_416b02ca-c3ee-4197-a847-7cfcf8bf636b.png?v=1751579851 Acrylic Cocktail Napkin Tray - Clear The Sophistiplate Acrylic Cocktail Napkin Tray - Clear is a square, open-top acrylic tray ideal for holding cocktail napkins on modern tabletops and is shown against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-cocktail-napkin-tray 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_c26c94f8-a058-447c-8ddb-24409b351931.png?v=1751579280 Ceramic Cocktail Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Ceramic Cocktail Napkin Tray is a white, square holder with wavy scalloped edges and smooth sides, shown angled against a plain background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ceramic-guest-towel-napkin-tray 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_30b3be45-e511-418b-a6b0-96b6fcf344dd.png?v=1751579094 Ceramic Guest Towel Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Ceramic Guest Towel Napkin Tray is a rectangular white ceramic tray with high sides and wavy, scalloped edges, displayed on a plain background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-guest-towel-napkin-tray-clear 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_fd6f8c93-549b-443c-a525-f23abd100e80.png?v=1751578856 Acrylic Guest Towel Napkin Tray - Clear The Sophistiplate Acrylic Guest Towel Napkin Tray - Clear is a sleek, rectangular acrylic tray with an open top, ideal for bathrooms or guest towels; shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-filling-so-grateful 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily 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Ideal for autumn parties or Thanksgiving celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-its-giving-friends 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_2200b1d7-4453-4fa3-8e87-40ad6729ff6f.jpg?v=1750441503 'It's Giving Friends' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'It's Giving Friends' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a cream color, red border, and bold orange lettering—ideal for autumn gatherings or festive Thanksgiving celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-give-thanks 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/20_7cb13bf2-34ed-4223-a7ae-c9dd0e6a5d88.jpg?v=1750441494 'Give Thanks' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'Give Thanks' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature yellow napkins with “give THANKS” in white and orange plus an orange maple leaf—perfect for Thanksgiving or autumn parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-lets-get-merry 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_99d60dd8-a42e-4f31-aa8a-41772d03202f.jpg?v=1750441490 'Let's Get Merry' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your celebration with Sophistiplate's 'Let's Get Merry' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful Christmas ornaments and gold script text—perfect for holiday parties and cocktail gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-cocktails 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_b999a0f7-5953-4b41-9277-8d7e498f94e9.jpg?v=1750441482 'It's Beginning to Look...' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'It's Beginning to Look...' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) are pink with two festive glasses, fruit, and herbs. Red and gold lettering adds a holiday touch—perfect as Christmas napkins or seasonal party supplies. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-happy-ho-ho-holidays 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_2b47e8df-c2ec-4a4e-b41f-779cc8b96521.jpg?v=1750441476 'Ho-Ho Holidays' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'Ho-Ho Holidays' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a green design with white and gold stylized tree shapes and "HAPPY HO-HO HOLIDAYS!"—the perfect festive touch for your Christmas party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-he-sees-you-with-youre-sleeping 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_3439c147-54b3-43fb-85a9-f7fdeaae4867.jpg?v=1750441472 'He Sees You...' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'He Sees You...' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a smiling Santa, gold and white lettering—"He sees you when you are drinking"—plus gold stars and a green border for festive holiday flair. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-sleigh-my-name 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_68b8593f-cb7b-4a1a-bda3-0d590e257409.jpg?v=1750441468 'Sleigh My Name' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a playful touch to your next celebration with Sophistiplate's 'Sleigh My Name' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful bubble letters and yellow star accents—perfect Christmas party essentials. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-falalalala 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_216fbb53-cb1f-457d-9506-a3569fc36047.jpg?v=1751579512 'Falalalala' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Falalalala' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature "FALA LALA LALA" in bold, colorful letters and a gold foil border—festive Christmas napkins perfect for your next holiday gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-team-naughty 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/14_1fc49182-719a-4107-8dd9-82bfbb21e2fa.jpg?v=1750441455 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add cheer to your Christmas table with Sophistiplate’s 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring a red center, green border, playful pink and white lettering, and festive stars—perfect for your holiday party!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-get-lit 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/12_cb897c35-43ef-40fe-8d81-06481ec37765.jpg?v=1750441442 'Get Lit!' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your holiday table with Sophistiplate’s 'Get Lit!' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful Christmas lights and gold foil lettering—perfect for your Christmas napkin collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-tis-the-season-to-be-tipsy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_2bf9abec-ec2a-4e6d-bd25-967e166e6a7b.jpg?v=1750441438 'Tis the Season to be Tipsy' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'Tis the Season to be Tipsy' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature playful white script, red with white snowflakes—perfect for adding festive cheer to your holiday party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/birthday-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-birthday-vibes 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_b79c1a3a-6839-4217-9f37-cb8d2c04e081.jpg?v=1750441432 'Birthday Vibes' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Birthday Vibes' Cocktail Napkins/26pk feature gold script, a gold scalloped border, and a colorful checkered edge—perfect for brightening any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-a-tini-bit-order 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9_e9977ab3-87db-4b91-8db5-3081c0c8ef25.jpg?v=1750441428 'A Tini Bit Older' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'A Tini Bit Older' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a martini glass with three olives and the phrase "a tini bit older"—ideal as birthday cocktail napkins or fun party napkins for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-talk-dirty-to-me 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/talkdirtytomecocktailnapkin.jpg?v=1750436810 'Talk Dirty to Me' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The 'Talk Dirty to Me' Cocktail Napkins/26pk by Sophistiplate feature "TALK DIRTY To me" in yellow, gold, and pink beside a green martini glass with olives—fun party napkins perfect for elevating your cocktail hour. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-great-minds-drinks-alike 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/8_5c3cd0c1-d438-4e47-98d5-3e1dd31810a3.jpg?v=1750441419 'Great Minds Drinks Alike' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s ‘Great Minds Drinks Alike’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature gold-outlined drink glasses and “great minds drink alike” in gold cursive on green, with white star and dot accents—perfect for happy hour. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-are-we-drunk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_e4559bf9-a202-408d-9008-afd8c0010ae1.jpg?v=1750439053 'Are We Drunk?' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Bring smiles to happy hour with Sophistiplate’s 'Are We Drunk?' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful “ARE WE DRUNK? Yes, No, We might be” text and a checkmark next to “We might be.” Perfect party fun!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-i-have-mixed-drinks-about-feelings 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_c794f8bd-d950-4985-bc3d-6810b6529069.jpg?v=1750439048 'Mixed Drinks About Feelings' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add fun to your happy hour with Sophistiplate's 'Mixed Drinks About Feelings' Cocktail Napkins. This 26-pack features pink napkins with playful multicolor lettering—perfect for your cocktail party collection!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-why-limit-happy-to-an-hour 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_d6a989ba-0161-4e32-9149-1027a9037f2a.jpg?v=1750439044 'Why Limit Happy to an Hour' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Elevate your happy hour with Sophistiplate's 'Why Limit Happy to an Hour' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring black and gold foil lettering on white. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-cheers 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_3d67f812-02e5-4e3c-a026-808965641cac.jpg?v=1750439037 'Cheers' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Cheers' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature white napkins with "Cheers" in gold foil script and a colorful blue, green, yellow, and orange border—perfect for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-corks-are-for-quitters 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_def424a9-42d4-4a2e-bd83-7f585d2e3eae.jpg?v=1750439032 'Corks are for Quitters' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s 'Corks are for Quitters' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature bold, multicolored “CORKS” and “QUITTERS,” plus a white “ARE FOR” banner—perfectly pink for wine nights. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-i-need-a-huge-margarita 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_5ea8f12c-9c70-478d-b78a-b6fc710e3f8c.jpg?v=1750439028 'I Need a Huge Margarita' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s ‘I Need a Huge Margarita’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature green napkins with white text and a margarita glass illustration—fun, festive accents perfect for your next happy hour gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-one-tequila-two-tequila 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_96bdcd2b-3ee2-4ab7-9313-dda9ccc3bcc8.jpg?v=1750439019 'One Tequila, Two Tequila' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'One Tequila, Two Tequila' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature colorful text and a tequila glass with lime—fun party or happy hour napkins for your next celebration!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_17c03680-d076-4ddf-9a17-c1ac9fd91bda.jpg?v=1753117162 XOXO Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Sophistiplate XOXO Cocktail Napkins/20pk feature a white design with a large pink X and O, the O accented by a red heart—perfect Valentine’s Day napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-light-blue-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-gilded-pumpkin-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_1.png?v=1750455740 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader | Gilded Pumpkin The Maple 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue features a gilded pumpkin illustration, gold cheese spreader tied at the handle, and ribbon—ideal as a laser-engraved festive charcuterie or cheese board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wood-cutting-cheeseboard-square-mr-mrs-12-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-1212SQNH-M-GNG-07.jpg?v=1750455399 Maple Wood Cutting & Cheeseboard Square | Mr & Mrs | 12 x 12" The Maple 12 x 12" Maple Wood Cutting & Cheeseboard Square, engraved with Mr & Mrs, beautifully displays rosemary cheese, salami slices, and green grapes for an elegant appetizer spread. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-rubber-wood-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-harvest 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite.png?v=1750455683 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Harvest Leaves The Maple 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader—Harvest Leaves features an oak leaf and acorn wreath, a striped bow, and a gold-colored cheese knife, making it perfect as a decorative charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-turkey-9-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_2.png?v=1750456201 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Turkey The Maple 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board features an engraved turkey with fanned tail feathers on grass and a handle, ideal for use as a charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-modern-geo-square-talk-turkey-to-me-12-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_4.png?v=1750489489 12 x 12" Acacia Modern Geo Square | Talk Turkey To Me The Maple 12 x 12" Acacia Modern Geo Square cutting board features "Talk Turkey To Me" engraved and a triangular cut-out, perfect as a cheese or charcuterie serving board for gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/14-x-8-acacia-modern-rectangle-board-gobble-till-you-wobble 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/148NH-GNG-759.png?v=1750489576 14 x 8" Acacia Modern Rectangle Board | Gobble 'Till You Wobble The Maple 14 x 8" Acacia Modern Rectangle Board features "Gobble 'Till You Wobble" engraved in script, shown here with a cheese wedge garnished with rosemary and three seed crackers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stemless-wine-glass-turkey-21oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_5.png?v=1750489855 Stemless Wine Glass | Turkey | 21oz The Maple Stemless Wine Glass | Turkey | 21oz features an etched design of a turkey standing on foliage. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reserve-wine-glass-thankful-19-75oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_4d0beb83-2f6b-4e61-8c35-22ad90b89c5d.png?v=1750489982 Reserve Wine Glass | Thankful | 19.75oz The Maple Reserve Wine Glass | Thankful | 19.75oz features the word "thankful" in cursive on the bowl. This personalized glass is shown empty against a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-serving-board-harvest-blessings-30-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_1_97e01c9e-45ed-4e94-9f4f-605b05176c88.png?v=1750490181 30 x 10" Acacia Serving Board | Harvest Blessings The Maple 30 x 10" Acacia Serving Board displays sliced salami, green and purple grapes, assorted crackers, two cheese wedges, and “harvest blessings” in cursive on the right side. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-santa-holly-9-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_1472351e-239c-44cf-8411-a751175eec5a.png?v=1750515732 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Decks Docks & Flipflops Serve your favorite charcuterie on the Maple 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board, engraved with “Decks Docks & Flipflops.” Topped with cheese and dill crackers, it’s perfect for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-green-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-lets-get-merry-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_f3a595b4-1759-4e94-b758-98a94648c636.png?v=1750490621 20" x 7" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader | Let's Get Merry! The Maple 20" x 7" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader features “Let’s Get Merry!” in gold and is topped with cheese, a gold spreader, red pepper, three crackers, and a striped ribbon around the handle. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-nutcracker-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_5_8328175a-6ca6-4b95-9190-4f6caa4b489a.png?v=1750491362 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in White with Gold Spreader| Nutcracker The Maple 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in White features three engraved nutcrackers, includes a gold spreader, and is topped with a striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-nutcracker 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R2412TH075-GNG-504.png?v=1750491479 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Nutcracker The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader features a Nutcracker design, striped ribbon accent, and makes a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-modern-geo-square-dear-wreath-12-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_4_d9664ae7-898b-494f-a356-0ff7c75501a4.png?v=1750491579 12" x 12" Acacia Modern Geo Square | Dear Wreath A round cheese wheel with rosemary sits on the Maple 12" x 12" Acacia Modern Geo Square | Deer Wreath board, engraved with deer and foliage. A triangular cut-out in the top right corner offers easy handling and elegant style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-red-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-merry-bright-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_6.png?v=1750491825 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Red with Gold Spreader | Merry & Bright The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board features a red section with “Merry & Bright” in gold script, a gold-tipped handle tied with a ribbon, and comes with a gold spreader. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-vintage-santa-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_7.png?v=1750491972 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Gold Spreader | Vintage Santa The Maple 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush features a pink and natural finish, laser-engraved vintage Santa face, gold cheese spreader, and black-and-white ribbon at the handle. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-ribbon-gather-graze 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_8.png?v=1750492177 35" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Gather & Graze The Maple 35" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board features "Gather & Graze" engraving and comes with a gold spreader—ideal for serving cheese, crackers, and fruit while making a charming statement in your kitchen. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-cheeses 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_ad555f94-f78c-49ec-a2f1-3118310cb205.png?v=1750492319 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader | Cheeses The Maple 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader features engraved cheese names—Brie, Cheddar, Swiss, Feta, Mozzarella, and Gouda—and a bow tied around the handle, ideal for kitchen decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/walnut-square-board-graze-12-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_1_bd3b35ec-c3bc-4e63-af9f-8034dd0a696b.png?v=1750492558 12 x 12" Walnut Square Board | Graze The Maple 12 x 12" Walnut Square Board | Graze features a groove around the edge and "GrAZe" engraved in the corner, making it perfect as a stylish charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/personalized-maple-wood-cutting-cheeseboard-charcuterie-script-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_2_ab63e297-f6e1-4990-a1f5-8dff65c24766.png?v=1750492795 16" x 10" Maple Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard | Charcuterie Script The Maple 16" x 10" Maple Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard features a grooved border and elegant "Charcuterie" script in cursive, making it ideal as a stylish charcuterie or cheese board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-acacia-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-meats-and-cheeses 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_8162053d-ce2b-46d2-8d29-3df6eeadb249.png?v=1750492921 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader | Meats and Cheeses The Maple 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Round Cutting Board features engraved cheese and meat names, a striped ribbon, and a gold spreader—perfect for kitchen decor or as a personalized charcuterie board for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-acacia-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-sweet-and-savory 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_4_c252ac4b-91fa-42fd-8ffa-2fb4da241ad2.png?v=1750493040 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader | Sweet & Savory The Maple 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader features "SWEET & SAVORY" engraving, a striped bow, and gold spreader—making it a unique kitchen gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wood-cutting-board-wine-dine-18-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_d02c2b17-b863-4ae8-af0d-1741d8dfb37b.png?v=1750493411 18 x 12" Maple Wood Cutting Board | Wine & Dine The Maple 18 x 12" Maple Wood Cutting Board | Wine & Dine features an engraved border and a crossed fork and knife with "WINE DINE" at the center—ideal as a stylish charcuterie or cheese board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12x12-maple-round-board-bon-appetit 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_5e5ed038-9851-40d4-9ceb-a7368e91a252.png?v=1750501591 12" Maple Round Board - Bon Appetit The Maple 12" Round Board features an engraved oval groove and the words "Bon Appetit" elegantly inscribed in the center. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wood-bread-board-breads-20-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_c83f2774-ce0b-4783-a370-e22c6f468353.png?v=1750501722 Maple Wood Bread Board | Breads | 20" x 6" The Maple Wood Bread Board | Breads by Maple (20" x 6") features a handle, leather loop, and engraved bread names in stylish fonts—ideal as a cheese or charcuterie board for serving Sourdough, Ciabatta, Baguette, and more. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-yes-chef 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_5d2a1fbc-a557-4a2d-abc9-f7fe37121443.png?v=1750501860 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Yes, Chef! The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board features a “YES, CHEF!” engraving and comes with a gold spreader tied with a striped ribbon—ideal as a personalized charcuterie board against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-ribbon-wine 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_98c55862-f877-43b1-8535-47346d2bc973.png?v=1750502932 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board With Gold Spreader | Wine & Dine The Maple 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board features "WINE DINE" and a crossed fork and knife engraving, plus a gold spreader tied with a striped ribbon—combining kitchen decor and functionality. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-eat-15-x-12-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_2e46ac04-99e4-4a32-a2e1-94f14e62af11.png?v=1750503079 15" X 12" Acacia Bevel Board in White with Gold Spreader | My Kitchen My Rules The Maple 15"x12" Acacia Bevel Board in White with Gold Spreader features “My Kitchen My Rules,” a striped bow, and is ideal as a cheese board or kitchen accent with its engraved acacia wood and stylish two-tone design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-in-blush-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-cheers-to-love-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3109ce4d-2ca0-4635-9d51-6c04035fb149.png?v=1750512576 Blush Acacia Heirloom Board w/ Spreader | Cheers to Love! | 16 x 10" The Maple Blush Acacia Heirloom Board (16x10") features “Cheers to Love!” in gold script, a striped ribbon, and an included gold spreader. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-acacia-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-mr-mrs 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_1_95589905-7987-4f49-8a0a-0c9a5c6413ab.png?v=1750512859 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Cutting Board with Gold Spreader | Mr & Mrs The Maple 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Cutting Board with Mr & Mrs script, striped bow, and gold spreader makes a stylish engraved kitchen decor or personalized charcuterie board for special occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-rubber-wood-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-to-have-and-to-hold 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_93e5b6b2-862e-424f-8916-6fd8ba9b877f.png?v=1750513037 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | To Have And To Hold The Maple 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board features "To Have And To Hold," a gold spreader, and a striped ribbon at the handle—making it a charming housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-mr-mrs 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_4_b9dec420-5398-46da-abe9-ae69de48add6.png?v=1750513227 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board with Gold Spreader | Mr & Mrs The Maple 24" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Cutting Board features “Mr & Mrs” engraving, a gold spreader, and a black-and-white striped ribbon, combining elegance and function for your kitchen decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-happily-ever-after 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_5_43b80167-83ac-4e54-8720-e93ffb8cfa81.png?v=1750513429 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Happily Ever After The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with “Happily Ever After” engraving comes with a gold spreader—an elegant, personalized kitchen gift perfect for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-rubber-wood-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-corks-are-for-quitters 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_7_e42900e7-5ec2-44d1-84d4-9cb5d588e4cb.png?v=1750514089 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Corks Are For Quitters The Maple 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board features a gold spreader and is engraved with “Corks are for Quitters”—a fun, personalized piece for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-i-have-mixed-drinks-about-feelings-16-x-10-copy 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_65c3b24d-985c-40ca-b120-025ba6e25352.png?v=1750514940 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board with Gold Spreader | I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings The Maple 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board with Gold Spreader features a striped ribbon, engraved cocktail glass, and "I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings"—perfect for charcuterie or cocktails. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/maple-wood-walnut-cheeseboard-why-limit-happy-to-an-hour-13-x-8 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_2_e8f8c126-7723-4b5a-b37b-ec37076e4d48.png?v=1750515162 Maple Wood Walnut Cheeseboard | Why Limit Happy To An Hour | 13 x 8" The Maple Wood Walnut Cheeseboard by Maple (13 x 8") features “Why Limit Happy To An Hour” engraving—ideal as a whimsical cheese or charcuterie board for entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-santa-holly-9-x-8 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-205.png?v=1750515937 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Santa Holly | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Santa Holly | 9" x 6" features an engraved image of Santa in a holly hat, perfect for festive charcuterie or cheese serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stemless-wine-glass-tailgate-21oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/G-RSW-21-GNG-742.jpg?v=1750516412 Stemless Wine Glass| Tailgate | 21oz The Maple Stemless Wine Glass | Tailgate | 21oz features a white football helmet graphic with "Tailgate All-Star" above and below, perfect for game day. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lexington-double-old-fashion-its-good-12-5oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_0f3d953f-3dc5-4ee4-9ffc-75345a9fb562.png?v=1750516826 Lexington Double Old Fashion | It's Good | 12.5oz The Maple Lexington Double Old Fashion | It's Good | 12.5oz glass features "It's Good" laser-engraved in a football design—an ideal Father's Day gift. Set against a white background, this unique tumbler is perfect for any sports fan. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glass-grand-pilsner-football-20-20oz 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_4e4b8095-892c-4ff2-9ff4-e96d683e19ed.png?v=1750516954 Glass Grand Pilsner | Football | 20oz Enjoy your favorite brew in style with the Maple Glass Grand Pilsner | Football | 20oz—a tall, clear beer glass featuring an etched football on top, a smooth curved design, and a slightly flared base. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-acacia-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-ribbon-football 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_4784af70-217a-43ad-a4bd-e2baca599af0.png?v=1750517031 35" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Football The Maple 35" x 12" Acacia Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader features a football design—ideal as a personalized charcuterie board or stylish kitchen decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-youve-been-served-9-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-269_b9498f0d-6df8-4de6-a944-e88aef617304.png?v=1750517577 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | You've Been Served | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | You've Been Served | 9" x 6" features crossed tennis rackets above “YOU’VE Been SERVED.” A unique cheese or charcuterie board—ideal for tennis lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-tennis-love-9-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-263_143134cf-15ed-4cdc-9712-fe7b07323eec.png?v=1750517620 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Tennis LOVE | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Tennis LOVE | 9" x 6" features “LOVE” with a heart-shaped tennis ball and racket V, perfect as a cutting or cheese serving board topped with herbed cheese. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-designated-dinker-9-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-267_fd298f4b-1e3e-462b-9498-a1958dfdff15.png?v=1750517815 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Designated Dinker | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Designated Dinker | 9" x 6" features engraved crossed pickleball paddles, a pickleball, and DESIGNATED DINKER—ideal for cheese or charcuterie serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-the-greatest-dinker-9-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-268_3406244a-69d2-45e1-8030-ce41670fcfb7.png?v=1750517891 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | The Greatest Dinker | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | The Greatest Dinker | 9" x 6" features engraved paddles, a ball, and THE GREATEST DINKER—perfect as a unique cheese or charcuterie board centerpiece for serving cheese rounds with dill. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-rubber-wood-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R1914TH075-GNG-409.png?v=1739232820 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Round Board with Gold Spreader | Gather The Maple 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Round Board with gold spreader features engraved “Gather with friends and family” text—an ideal housewarming gift for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/35-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-savory-bites 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R3512TH075-GNG-720.png?v=1739231013 35" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Savory Bites A 35" x 12" Maple rubber wood cutting board with thick handle, gold spreader, and ribbon, topped with crackers, heart-shaped cheese slices, cured meat, dried orange slices. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-acacia-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_8162053d-ce2b-46d2-8d29-3df6eeadb249.png?v=1750492921 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Round Cutting Board with Gold Spreader | Cheeses The Maple 19" x 14" Acacia Thick Handle Round Cutting Board features engraved cheese and meat names, a striped ribbon, and a gold spreader—perfect for kitchen decor or as a personalized charcuterie board for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_5d2a1fbc-a557-4a2d-abc9-f7fe37121443.png?v=1750501860 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Yes Chef The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board features a “YES, CHEF!” engraving and comes with a gold spreader tied with a striped ribbon—ideal as a personalized charcuterie board against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_c50232af-4dbd-413c-b518-33fb27a8e4a5.png?v=1750659535 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader The Maple 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue features a stylish wood-and-blue design and comes with a gold spreader—perfect for an elegant charcuterie display at any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-w-handle-rectangle-in-light-blue-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_d1f27126-6842-48c0-a097-cc51ffe90ac6.png?v=1750659564 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue with Gold Spreader A Maple 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue with a gold spreader displays blue cheese, green grapes, and a fruit and nut cracker, all tied with a striped ribbon, set against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-light-blue-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_0a1fe439-11d3-4eaf-8b1f-346648069b89.png?v=1750659582 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue displays three crackers, a cheese wedge, and a grape tomato. A gold spreader is tied to its handle with string. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-in-blush-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_5c792bb2-811a-4876-8e8c-e2ed49527d62.png?v=1750659598 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush with Gold Spreader The Maple 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Blush features a gold spreader, striped ribbon, crackers, green grapes, and blue cheese slice, beautifully arranged on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-in-blush-with-gold-spreader-and-white-ribbon-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_3d737a01-7d7d-4e58-b3d6-7c1d347f00a0.png?v=1750660061 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board n Blush with Gold Spreader The Maple 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board n Blush features a ribbon-tied gold spreader and displays a red chili, three yellow cheese cubes, and a slice of fruit and nut bread—all beautifully arranged. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-pink-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_36465e31-da16-4c11-abc0-d8174c67a267.png?v=1750669642 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Pink with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board in Pink features a gold spreader and displays nuts, sliced fig, and a wedge of cheese spaced out on its handcrafted surface. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-round-in-red-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-20-x-16 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRD-102-GLD-GW.jpg?v=1750669746 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board In Red with Gold Spreader The Maple 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Red with Gold Spreader features a red top, wood bottom, and includes a brass knife—an elegant choice for serving cheese and snacks at your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-red-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-16-x-10 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBRE-102-GLD-GW.jpg?v=1750669859 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board In Red with Gold Spreader A white background showcases Maple’s 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in Red with a gold spreader, topped with crackers, cheese cubes, and a halved fig. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-red-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/AHBSK-102-GLD-GW.jpg?v=1750670007 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Red with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board in Red features a gold spreader and is perfect for serving cheeses, minis, and crackers. Ideal as a laser engraved cheese board for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A34606HDSK-SPRDR-GLD-GW.jpg?v=1750670246 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board with Gold Spreader displays cheddar slices, herbs, strawberries, mixed nuts, a cranberry-topped brie wedge, and a seeded cracker presented in an elegant row. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-green-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-15-x-12 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_ba8ca059-7e22-4af2-808a-2f25c8f23a0d.png?v=1750674730 15" x 12" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader A 15" x 12" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader by Maple elegantly displays cheese with red berries, crackers, and green grapes, all neatly arranged in separate corners on this stylish wooden charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-green-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_1_6be6b4ec-f6bc-432c-a7dd-6857a0d5e726.png?v=1750675095 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in Green The Maple 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in Green showcases a small goat cheese log, three thin crackers, and a red pepper, all stylishly arranged and spaced apart on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-white-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-20-x-7 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_3_8d7e7e0c-f02c-4511-bbfd-43fe2ae4fa8a.png?v=1750686509 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in White | Charcuterie The Maple 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in White | Charcuterie displays a round cheese topped with pomegranate seeds and two crackers on a crisp white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-wheat-wavy-dinner-plates 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-446.jpg?v=1750707620 Harvest Wheat Wavy Dinner Plates The Sophistiplate Harvest Wheat Wavy Dinner Plates feature a decorative wavy edge, coral-red border, gold trim, and gold and white wheat-and-leaf botanical patterns. The cream-colored center adds elegance to these stylish disposable plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winter-blossom-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-433A.jpg?v=1765077118 Feeling a little Salty Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum Feeling a little Salty Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature an illustration of a margarita with a lime slice and salted rim, plus the playful text "Feeling a little salty"—perfect for summer parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-nutcracker-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_6c01b2fc-1e0b-4169-bd49-458d93ce26ec.png?v=1750715160 Winter Blossom Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sugarplum’s Winter Blossom Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a watercolor floral design with red and white blooms, green leaves, and red berries on a cream background—ideal winter napkins for festive holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-nutcracker-cocktail-napkins-26pk-1 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_283b7d96-a283-44aa-8c1a-350521227490.png?v=1750715304 Whimsical Nutcracker Cocktail Napkins/26pk Three whimsical nutcracker figures in ornate uniforms stand side by side on a white background with gold trim and string lights, perfect for Sugarplum's Whimsical Nutcracker Cocktail Napkins/26pk for festive holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-die-cut-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_a1a01124-c741-47ee-b484-38573896c6f7.png?v=1750715449 Whimsical Nutcracker Die Cut Guest Towels/16pk The Whimsical Nutcracker Die Cut Guest Towels by Sugarplum feature a colorful nutcracker in a red jacket, blue pants and hat, black boots, and gold trim—perfect for festive holiday gatherings. Pack of 16. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winter-blossom-guest-towels-20pk 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_3b4c0fd7-ddc5-414b-a786-fa0e72154d1c.png?v=1750715637 Winter Blossom Guest Towels/20pk Add festive charm to your holiday table with Sugarplum Winter Blossom Guest Towels/20pk, featuring a watercolor green Christmas tree, gold stars, and "joyous Noel" in gold script—the perfect Christmas napkins for seasonal decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/white-and-navy-cocktail-forks-case-of-50 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/91UMUS.jpg?v=1751420824 Navy and White Cocktail Forks - 50pk The Sophistiplate Navy and White Cocktail Forks - 50pk feature a BPA-free white head and dark blue tapered handle, adding style to your disposable plastic cutlery collection. Shown on a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/white-and-blush-cocktail-spoons-bulk-case-of-50 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-1212SQNH-REC_1.jpg?v=1771951164 Blush and White Cocktail Spoons - 50pk The Sophistiplate Blush and White Cocktail Spoons - 50pk feature white spoon ends with long, slender pink handles—ideal for parties as reusable or disposable cutlery. Pictured here on a plain white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/satin-gold-table-setting 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/satingoldtablesetting.jpg?v=1773862583 Satin Gold Table Setting The Satin Gold Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer disposable plates, gold utensils, scalloped napkins, clear glasses, and a white and peach flower centerpiece on a brown textured tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/50-in-a-35-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1027.jpg?v=1755554778 50 in a 35 Coaster The Drinks On Me 50 in a 35 Coaster features a white background, red text, and a blue border with the message: "There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35..."—a funny housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6-million-dollars-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1114.jpg?v=1755554771 6 Million Dollars Coaster Text graphic with a green border and cream background displays the message: “Sometimes, I just want someone to say, ‘You’re going to be okay. Here is chocolate and the 6 Million Dollars Coaster by Drinks On Me.’”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6-months-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1099.jpg?v=1755554763 6 Months Coaster The 6 Months Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with green text: “It’s 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow, to find out what’s really going on...” Light blue border, perfect for funny housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/96-is-new-69-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1360.jpg?v=1755554756 96 is New 69 Coaster The 96 is New 69 Coaster by Drinks On Me features blue text on a green square with a red border. A funny gift or drink coaster, it jokes that due to inflation, eating out now costs more—perfect for friends who love humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/a-lot-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1364.jpg?v=1755554746 A Lot Coaster Text in a yellow font on a pink background with a green border reads: “I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.” The A Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect for funny coaster fans and bar cart collectors. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/advent-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1205.jpg?v=1755554737 Advent Coaster Red square with green text: I opened the first door on my Drinks On Me Advent Coaster and a tiny pile of dirty laundry fell out. Green border—great for fans of funny drink coaster humor or clever housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/algebra-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1353.jpg?v=1755554730 Algebra Coaster The Algebra Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a blue border and purple "Algebra" text, making it a funny housewarming gift or quirky bar cart accessory for math lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amuse-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1181.jpg?v=1755554722 Amuse Coaster The Amuse Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold orange-pink text on a dark blue background with a purple border: "I amuse the shit out of myself"—a funny drink coaster or quirky hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/anxiety-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1339.jpg?v=1755554715 Anxiety Coaster The Drinks On Me Anxiety Coaster features a green square with a red border and white text: “It’s finally time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety”—a perfect bar cart accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ate-mud-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1316.jpg?v=1755554707 Ate Mud Coaster The Drinks On Me Ate Mud Coaster features a pink square with an orange border and the witty text: “Today’s 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. Me? When I was 3, I ate mud.” A fun gift or quirky drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/b-to-an-f-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1264.jpg?v=1755554700 B to an F Coaster The Drinks On Me B to an F Coaster features a light blue box with a purple border and the witty text: “‘I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list.’ ‘Just change the ‘B’ to an ‘F’ and you’ll feel much better about it.’”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/banana-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1407.jpg?v=1755554693 Banana Coaster The Banana Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a pink border and pink text: "Never make eye contact when eating a banana." A hilarious gift for housewarmings or quirky bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bank-account-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1232.jpg?v=1755554686 Bank Account Coaster The Bank Account Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange background, blue border, and witty travel-themed text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or housewarming gift for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/be-back-never-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1377.jpg?v=1755554678 Be Back Never Coaster Drinks On Me’s Be Back Never Coaster features a yellow square with a light blue border and white text: Gone to the beach. Be back never—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/be-gin-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1265.jpg?v=1755554670 Be GIN Coaster Drinks On Me Be GIN Coaster features green text on a light green background with a purple border—punny wordplay for gin lovers. Makes a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/beach-body-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1369.jpg?v=1755554662 Beach Body Coaster The Beach Body Coaster by Drinks On Me features a peach background, pink border, and the phrase: How to have a beach body—1. Have a body 2. Go to the beach. A funny drink coaster perfect for sharing laughs or as a housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/beach-only-worry-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1374.jpg?v=1755554655 Beach Only Worry Coaster The Beach Only Worry Coaster by Drinks On Me features a light blue square with a green border and the quote: “Only worry in the world… is the tide gonna reach my chair.” Perfect for bar cart decor or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bingle-jells-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1250.jpg?v=1755554647 Bingle Jells Coaster The Drinks On Me Bingle Jells Coaster features a green border with red and green text: “Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells”—a funny, quirky accessory for your bar cart or as a drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blah-blah-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1246.jpg?v=1755554639 Blah Blah Coaster A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blitzen-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1200.jpg?v=1755554631 Blitzen Coaster The Blitzen Coaster by Drinks On Me features reindeer and spirits—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen—on a red background with green border; a funny housewarming or bar cart gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bon-jovi-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1309.jpg?v=1755554623 Bon Jovi Coaster The Bon Jovi Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border, blue background, and the quote: “BON JOVI must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.” Perfect for adding playful style to your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boobs-are-bigger-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1108.jpg?v=1755554614 Boobs Are Bigger Coaster The Drinks On Me Boobs Are Bigger Coaster features a pink square with a purple border and funny text: I love you with all my boobs. A quirky bar cart accessory or housewarming gift for those who appreciate humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/book-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1340.jpg?v=1755554606 Book Coaster The Book Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and white text: "To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday." A fun note for your bar cart or as a quirky drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/book-club-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1242.jpg?v=1755554598 Book Club Coaster The Drinks On Me Book Club Coaster features a maroon square design with "My book club only reads wine labels" in light pink—perfect as a funny hostess gift or drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/born-to-be-wild-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1409.jpg?v=1755554589 Born to Be Wild Coaster The Drinks On Me "Born to Be Wild Coaster" features yellow text on a purple background with a coral border—reads: I was born to be wild. But only til about 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm tops—perfect for your bar cart or as a funny gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bosss-funeral-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1404.jpg?v=1751517504 Boss's Funeral Coaster A navy blue box with white text reads: SCENE. At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin: Who’s thinking outside the box now, Carol? The Drinks On Me Boss's Funeral Coaster—framed in mauve—is a hilarious quirky gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bottle-open-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1341.jpg?v=1773389929 Bottle Open Coaster A red square coaster from Drinks On Me features beige text: “I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit. But I can’t get the damn bottle open”—a funny Bottle Open Coaster for your bar cart or as a cheerful drink accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/brag-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1255.jpg?v=1751517455 Brag Coaster A beige square Brag Coaster by Drinks On Me features a thick orange border and the text: “If you cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag,”—a funny gift or housewarming accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/burning-sage-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1263.jpg?v=1773389906 Burning Sage Coaster The Burning Sage Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green border, pale blue center, and the funny quote: "Burning sage and the kids start whining I can’t breathe. I bet you can’t. demons." A quirky drink coaster and housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/buy-the-shoes-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1078.jpg?v=1773389864 Buy the Shoes Coaster The Buy the Shoes Coaster by Drinks On Me features "LIFE IS SHORT. BUY THE SHOES." in bold red on a white square with a thick red border—making it a funny drink coaster and clever housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/buying-organic-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1058.jpg?v=1751517392 Buying Organic Coaster The Buying Organic Coaster by Drinks On Me features the funny message: "I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, but when I get home they’re just regular donuts"—a great gift or quirky addition to your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cable-repairman-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1403.jpg?v=1751517360 Cable Repairman Coaster Drinks On Me's Cable Repairman Coaster features a teal square with a green border and witty white text: "Cable repairman was on the street and asked me what time it was. I told him between 8am and 1pm." Great for quirky drink spills or your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/call-cops-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1317.jpg?v=1751517285 Call Cops Coaster Text in a blue box with a coral border reads: If you’re going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don’t think this relationship is going to work—Call Cops Coaster by Drinks On Me, a funny bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/campfire-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1222.jpg?v=1751517254 Campfire Coaster The Drinks On Me Campfire Coaster features a hilarious campfire story meme about calling friends before cellphones—perfect as a funny hostess gift or for bringing laughs to your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cant-decide-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1075.jpg?v=1773389845 Can't Decide Coaster The Can't Decide Coaster by Drinks On Me features a bright green border, white background, and the funny quote: "Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep"—a fun addition to your bar cart or drinkware accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/captain-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1371.jpg?v=1773389821 Captain Coaster The Captain Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a green border and bold light blue "CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP SHOW" text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or playful bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cat-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1412.jpg?v=1773389789 Cat Coaster A red square Cat Coaster by Drinks On Me with a green border features white text: "My kids want a cat for Christmas... I usually do a turkey but whatever they want." A funny gift and perfect addition to any bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/check-out-ass-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1269.jpg?v=1751517142 Check Out Ass Coaster The Drinks On Me "Check Out Ass Coaster" features text on a green background with an orange border: "I rolled my eyes so hard, I checked out my own ass." A funny bar cart accessory or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chicken-pot-pie-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1326.jpg?v=1751517127 Chicken Pot Pie Coaster Text on a yellow and green background reads: Drinks On Me Chicken Pot Pie Coaster—funny, quirky, perfect for serving laughs with your drinks or as a housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chill-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1328.jpg?v=1773389769 Chill Coaster The Chill Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a green border, light purple center, and blue text: "My favorite part of teenage driving lessons is almost dying then being told to Chill"—a hilarious bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/clean-to-music-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1410_51238e64-2f8b-453c-82da-44b84657da78.jpg?v=1751517049 Clean to Music Coaster A blue square with a yellow-orange border features the Clean to Music Coaster by Drinks On Me, printed with "You know you’re getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to"—a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-beach-99-problems-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1383.jpg?v=1751517031 Beach 99 Problems Coaster The Beach 99 Problems Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a green border and white text—it's a fun bar cart accessory or playful housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1199.jpg?v=1751517007 Cocktail Coaster The Drinks On Me Cocktail Coaster is a green sign with a red border and “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails” in playful green text—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookie-on-floor-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1352.jpg?v=1773389756 Cookie on Floor Coaster The Cookie on Floor Coaster by Drinks On Me features purple text on a green background with a dark blue border: "If you drop a cookie on the floor and pick it up, does it count as a squat?" A fun gift for funny coaster collectors!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cost-a-lot-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1299.jpg?v=1773389745 Cost a Lot Coaster The Cost a Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me has a red square design with a green border and light green text: "Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas"—a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/could-get-worse-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1094.jpg?v=1751516922 Could Get Worse Coaster The Drinks On Me Could Get Worse Coaster features a thick red border, pale pink center, and black text saying "IT PROBABLY COULD GET WORSE"—a quirky drink coaster or fun bar cart accessory for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/counted-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1413.jpg?v=1751516907 Counted Coaster The Drinks On Me Counted Coaster features a red sign with a green border and white text: "She wondered if being good at being naughty counted?"—a quirky gift or fun addition to your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/crazy-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1408.jpg?v=1773389726 Crazy Coaster The Crazy Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a yellow border and brown text: I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no—a funny drink coaster, perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/creature-stirring-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1416.jpg?v=1773389706 Creature Stirring Coaster The Creature Stirring Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and red cursive text: "Not a creature was stirring... Except for mom who was busting her ass to make it happen." A funny drink coaster or unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cremation-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1152.jpg?v=1751516856 Cremation Coaster Blue box with green border features “Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body” in bold and regular white font—a funny Drinks On Me Cremation Coaster and quirky addition to your bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/damn-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1336.jpg?v=1751516843 Damn Coaster The Damn Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a pink border, blue background, and bold light green text: DAMN I woke up sexy again—perfect for adding humor to your drinkware or bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/day-12-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1376.jpg?v=1751516827 Day 12 Coaster The Day 12 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a peach border and the text: "Day 12 without the beach: lost hearing in my left eye." A quirky gift for funny drink coaster lovers or housewarmings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/deaf-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1013.jpg?v=1751517651 Deaf Coaster Drinks On Me’s Deaf Coaster features a white background with a bright green border and text: JUST REMEMBER IF WE GET CAUGHT, YOU’RE DEAF AND I DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH. A funny housewarming gift or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dear-santa-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1342.jpg?v=1773389694 Dear Santa Coaster The Dear Santa Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green card with red border and cursive text: “Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body.” A funny coaster or housewarming gift for anyone who loves to laugh. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/diamond-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1414.jpg?v=1751517688 Diamond Coaster The Diamond Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a red border and features a humorous message about a husband confusing his wife’s diamond ring request for Christmas with asking for a vacuum—an ideal funny housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/diddly-squat-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1012.jpg?v=1751517710 Diddly Squat Coaster Orange text on a cream background reads: My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats. The Diddly Squat Coaster by Drinks On Me features an orange border—perfect as a funny gift or drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dig-bick-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1143.jpg?v=1751517731 Dig Bick Coaster The Dig Bick Coaster by Drinks On Me features a bold orange background, teal border, and the witty "I gotta dig bick" with "You read that wrong" below—perfect for bar carts, housewarming gifts, or as a funny addition to your drinkware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dinking-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1386.jpg?v=1773389676 Dinking Coaster The Drinks On Me Dinking Coaster is a green square with an orange border featuring "I have a ~Drinking~ Dinking problem" in pink—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory and perfect for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/do-you-run-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1330.jpg?v=1751517776 Do You Run Coaster The Do You Run Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border, pink background, and bold text: "Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money." A hilarious drink coaster or unique housewarming gift for anyone with humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/docking-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1372.jpg?v=1751517795 Docking Coaster A teal square Docking Coaster by Drinks On Me with a dark blue border reads: Sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. A funny coaster—great as a housewarming gift or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dog-allergic-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1432.jpg?v=1751517812 Dog Allergic Coaster The Dog Allergic Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a dark green border and the text: Got rid of the kids because the dog was allergic—a funny coaster, perfect for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dog-paws-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1229.jpg?v=1751517842 Dog Paws Coaster The Dog Paws Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold pink text on a beige background with a green border—perfect for adding humor to your drinkware or charm to your bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dont-work-in-morning-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1356.jpg?v=1773389657 Don't Work in Morning Coaster The "Don't Work in Morning Coaster" by Drinks On Me features a light green square with dark green text and a light purple border—a funny bar cart accessory or housewarming gift for those who drink like they don’t work in the morning. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-and-wrap-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1204.jpg?v=1751517941 Drink and Wrap Coaster The Drink and Wrap Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and white text: "Do not drink and wrap presents." A funny coaster—great for bar carts, housewarming gifts, or anyone at risk of wrapping mishaps!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-red-coaster 2026-07-21T13:10:22-07:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1251.jpg?v=1751517954 Drink Red Coaster The Drink Red Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and the text: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.” Great as a funny gift or bar cart accessory.