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The Wisdom Highlights Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect as funny drinkware decor or a quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shouldnt-say-that 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/shouldn_tsay.jpg?v=1772751600 Shouldn't Say That Coaster White text on a dark green background reads: I've reached that age where my brain goes from You probably shouldn’t say that. to What the hell, let’s see what happens. The light blue-bordered Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 by Drinks On Me is a perfect gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-cups-water-a-day 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1026eightcupswater.jpg?v=1755555117 8 Cups Water a Day Coaster The 8 Cups Water a Day Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pale green design with pink border and reads: Funny how drinking 8 cups of water is hard, but 8 beers and 6 shots go down fast—great for gifts or parties!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-drinking 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/youdrinking.jpg?v=1755566169 You Drinking? Coaster Text on a teal and beige background reads: The officer said, You drinking? I said, You buying? We just laughed. I need bail money. Get the Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? by Drinks On Me—a hilarious gift for friends or as a funny coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drunk-me 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1023drunkme.jpg?v=1755566169 Drunk Me Coaster Text on a square teal-bordered coaster from Drinks On Me: “Listen, if drunk me said or did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Get the “Are You Drunk?” Coaster Bundle—perfect as a funny gift for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/superpower 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/superpower.jpg?v=1755556603 Superpower Coaster Text on a yellow Superpower Coaster by Drinks On Me with a blue border: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said." A funny drink coaster, perfect for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/my-bed-is-a-magical-place 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/magicalplace.jpg?v=1755555088 My Bed is a Magical Place Coaster The My Bed is a Magical Place Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a light green border and humorous text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/best-sellers-coaster-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_60.jpg?v=1747335056 Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers A stack of colorful, funny coasters from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers sits on top; the first reads, “One minute you’re young and fun. The next, you’re turning down the stereo to see better”—a quirky party gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-best-sellers-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_28_5649b7c5-87e6-436d-8bc5-f8e678653001.png?v=1747335979 Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 The Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 by Drinks On Me features colorful, funny coasters—top one says, “I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens.’” Perfect for gifting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-are-you-drunk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_29.png?v=1747336316 Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? 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It’s a participation trophy, but a trophy nonetheless”—a fun addition to any bar cart or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-marriage 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles.png?v=1747347495 Coaster Bundle: Marriage A stack of colorful coasters from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Marriage, with a top red coaster reading: I just bought my husband a Get better soon card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better—perfect as a funny gift for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-socially-selective 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_1.png?v=1747352452 Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective A stack of colorful square coasters from the Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective by Drinks On Me, with the front one reading "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning."—perfect as unique party gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-no-filter 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_2.png?v=1747352954 Coaster Bundle: No Filter Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: No Filter features colorful, funny coasters. The top one reads “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick... Just sayin’,” in white on pink with a green border—perfect for gifting friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hell 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165310.png?v=1755555066 Hell Coaster The Hell Coaster by Drinks On Me features yellow text on a red background: "This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell. I gotta change..." Centered in a dark red border, it’s a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dinner-time 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165409.png?v=1755555059 Dinner Time Coaster The Drinks On Me Dinner Time Coaster features a yellow square with a green border and the text: "I’m not saying I’m old, I’m just saying my dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close"—a perfect quirky gift or funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nervous-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165437.png?v=1755555051 Nervous Coaster The Nervous Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a green background with a pink border: "Please don’t ride with me if you’re going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the road." A funny, quirky drink coaster for any bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-waters-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165514.png?v=1755555044 12 Waters Coaster The Drinks On Me 12 Waters Coaster features a teal square with a yellow border and white text: "Jesus walks into a bar: Just 12 waters please! *winks at disciples*". A perfect funny and quirky drink coaster for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peace-sign-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_165534.png?v=1755555036 Peace Sign Coaster Green square with pink border and yellow text: "Someone just gave me half a peace sign. Weird." The Peace Sign Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny accessory for your bar cart or a quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-parenting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_4.png?v=1747355100 Coaster Bundle: Parenting The Coaster Bundle: Parenting by Drinks On Me features colorful, funny coasters—top one reads "How To Piss Off Your Teenager." 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A playful choice for drink coaster collectors or unique bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tan-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_173005.png?v=1755554997 Tan Coaster The Tan Coaster by Drinks On Me is a pink square with an orange border and white text: I’m A Better Person When I’m Tan—ideal as a funny drink coaster or playful gift for your bar cart or housewarming occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/believe-in-something-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_173040.png?v=1755554990 Believe in Something Coaster The Drinks On Me "Believe in Something Coaster" features blue text on a light blue background with a darker blue border—an amusing, unique accessory for your bar cart or a great housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whoaremembers-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-05-15_175334.png?v=1755554982 Whoremembers Coaster The Whoremembers Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a blue border and bold pink text. This funny coaster is the perfect housewarming gift or bar cart accessory for friends who love clever humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-best-friends 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Drinks_on_Me_Bundles_c6f05869-1b6e-4f9d-a6ed-e3d0249c38cf.jpg?v=1754345824 Coaster Bundle: Best Friends The Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me features vibrant, funny coasters—top one says “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.” The perfect gift to celebrate friendship. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6100 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/80_0eefc02d-a7ba-4970-8e3f-44c7ace08b81.png?v=1774952095 CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red and white snowflake pattern, green accents, and the witty text: "Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6101 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/78_03713972-8bf5-4dd5-a1a9-f4221dc4fe13.png?v=1774948394 CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6102 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/79_b51b4352-fbe7-4c2c-8815-dd3238894a10.png?v=1774949275 CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white circle design with a funny red panel listing reindeer and drinks—adding festive kitchen humor for a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6103 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/76_6f89c749-97a1-4ee0-8772-2a55768aac76.png?v=1774949287 CHRISTMAS Hard to shop Dish Towel The CHRISTMAS Hard to Shop Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features green fabric with white polka dots, red and white grid accents, and the saying: "Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. 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Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6123 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/72_e0120db2-a322-4010-b033-837ad397fb8e.png?v=1774942562 Dishwasher Dish Towel The Dishwasher Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a rectangular design in orange, red, and yellow with kitchen humor: "In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/6124 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/73_aad50b22-52a5-4a15-b7da-07967b008c9d.png?v=1774942549 Wine Talking Dish Towel The Drinks On Me Wine Talking Dish Towel is a pink and teal kitchen towel with the funny saying: I said I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it's me... talking to the wine. 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Made of 100% cotton—perfect as a sarcastic kitchen gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/internet-stopped-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9017A_29cc9fc6-2a1d-469e-8392-212ce3869d26.jpg?v=1747784256 Internet Stopped Card The Internet Stopped Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring the text: “Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Green background, purple border, orange CARD tag. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glitter-body-spray-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9016A_a06b9b9d-e8ad-44c2-8ec2-69de160ba8d5.jpg?v=1747784260 Glitter Body Spray Card The Glitter Body Spray Card by Drinks On Me features the message: "I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won’t stop stripping & I have to call it cinnamon." Made with recycled paper—great as a funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/indiana-jones-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9015A_0c21090c-39b5-4ec2-ad4d-0867b0bdbc4d.jpg?v=1747784265 Indiana Jones Card The Indiana Jones Card by Drinks On Me is a teal and beige funny birthday card featuring the joke about using Google Maps instead of paper maps with your dad. Ideal for parents' birthdays. Includes an orange label that says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/she-hugged-me-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9014A_84accc76-600b-4067-a6d1-9b5b411f486f.jpg?v=1747784269 She Hugged Me Card The She Hugged Me Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper greeting card with the message "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me." Features an orange "CARD" label and a light teal background, great for birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/been-a-struggle-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9013A_d6e982c6-f862-460a-9d90-92f88ef325c5.jpg?v=1747784273 Been a Struggle Card The Been a Struggle Card by Drinks On Me features pink text on a light blue background reading "My housekeeping style is best described as There appears to have been a struggle." An orange label says CARD—perfect for funny or milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/karmasutra-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9012A_1c09e3ac-cac9-42a0-84f7-cc7be43ce666.jpg?v=1747784278 Karmasutra Card The Karmasutra Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card with an orange border, beige center, and the text: "Karmasutra: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways." A diagonal orange banner says CARD at the top left. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/same-person-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9011A_ae2fa107-83bc-4ef7-b302-c1f5d5f2f8d3.jpg?v=1747784282 Same Person Card The Drinks On Me "Same Person Card" is a green greeting card with a pink border that reads: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music blasts—I'm not the same person I was last night. Features an orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/professional-help-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9010A_13282933-5526-4624-af59-5045891460df.jpg?v=1747784287 Professional Help Card The Professional Help Card by Drinks On Me features a square design with a blue border, yellow center, and the text: I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Great as a humorous birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-moods-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9009A_b1b8bcdb-00c1-4eba-ad90-cb25e89a019b.jpg?v=1747784291 Two Moods Card The Drinks On Me 'Two Moods Card' is a funny birthday card for friends with "I have two moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I’ll cut you." It features an orange CARD banner and a playful purple and light gray background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bouquet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9008A_e0e4092a-91b3-4d2d-9a3c-e64bfa9de9f2.jpg?v=1747784296 Bouquet Card Bouquet Card by Drinks On Me: A yellow milestone birthday card with green border and bold text—“At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Features an orange CARD label; perfect for friends’ birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/scariest-hood 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9007A_9d09a181-9f20-43e4-9453-7342747d97f3.jpg?v=1747784300 Scariest Hood Card A pink square card from Drinks On Me reads, "Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through," in grey text. With a CARD label and light blue background, the Scariest Hood Card makes a funny birthday card for parents or milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-can-dance 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9006A_14ad3fdd-d86f-4f2f-9035-34ac87d69d9e.jpg?v=1747784304 You Can Dance Card The You Can Dance Card by Drinks On Me features a green square with “Trust me, you can dance” -Vodka, an orange CARD label, and a light gray background. Printed on recycled paper, it’s the perfect funny birthday card for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-cups-water 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9005A_fad5b604-6a6d-46d5-a468-c496c4af0bfd.jpg?v=1747784308 8 Cups Water Card A graphic birthday card by Drinks On Me, the 8 Cups Water Card, features pink text on light green: "Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots go down easy." Orange corner label reads CARD. Made in USA—perfect for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-drinking-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9004A_b2581c3c-7ee9-465f-aa18-620ba40a9c5b.jpg?v=1747784313 You Drinking? The "You Drinking?" birthday card by Drinks On Me features blue text on beige with a funny police joke and an orange CARD label—perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drunk-me-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9003A_6181fd11-96fa-4c6c-ac56-ddd57921809b.jpg?v=1747784318 Drunk Me Card The Drunk Me Card by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange “CARD” label. A funny birthday card, it reads: If drunk me did or said something, take it up with drunk me—sober me wasn’t there!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/superpower-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9002A_cb48dc35-75b5-4a53-82e4-2e1d5e2db847.jpg?v=1747784323 Superpower Card A yellow square Superpower Card by Drinks On Me features the text: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking & not hear a damn thing you said," with a purple border and an orange CARD label—perfect as a funny birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wait-to-retire 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9001A_4cb8c2a3-d985-4414-95fc-fa5e73a68fbb.jpg?v=1747784329 Wait to Retire Card The Wait to Retire Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with orange borders and the text: "I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/are-you-drunk-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9000A_2b454515-f5e5-4338-8489-b0505a838242.jpg?v=1747784335 Are You Drunk Card The "Are You Drunk Card" by Drinks On Me features the question ARE YOU DRUNK? with YES/NO checkboxes and a big, wobbly X below for a funny twist—perfect for parenting humor or as a witty milestone birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/half-ass-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9142A_ff21e747-a2cc-4136-bcb4-92ec901fbe84.jpg?v=1747784339 Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card The Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card made in the USA. It features beige text, "Jingle all the way! Nobody likes a half-ass jingler," a green border, and an orange CARD label in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-red-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9141A_d1cb6878-05d7-47cb-8567-32a347d9595b.jpg?v=1747784344 Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card The Drinks On Me Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card features a green background, red border, and recycled paper. It reads: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I'll drink the red. Orange corner label says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dear-santa-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9140A_02a43bbc-9624-4034-9dd4-c4564634cb27.jpg?v=1747784349 Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card The Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features red handwritten text on a green background with the funny message: “Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body…” Made in the USA. Orange label says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/music-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9139A_98b44ec9-404b-4189-a3d8-0ef142dfdeaf.jpg?v=1747784353 Music CHRISTMAS Card The Music CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design, bold white text, green border, and an orange CARD label—perfect for friends who love holiday humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spirit-vodka-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9138A_8e602f7b-fb1e-4326-a3c0-30e4fa9bd53b.jpg?v=1747784358 Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card Drinks On Me Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card: A green card for friends with a red border says "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka. I'm filled with vodka." An orange corner label reads funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/merry-drunk-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9137A_d20336fb-1f64-4d06-a972-479637caa18e.jpg?v=1747784362 Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card The Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red card with green borders and bold white “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” text. An orange CARD banner decorates the top left, making it a fun birthday card for anyone who enjoys humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drum-solo-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9136A_01e2ba11-fd8c-4642-8a57-1933fa000727.jpg?v=1747784367 Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card The Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red and white funny card featuring Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, as a young man thinks: what this girl needs is a drum solo. Orange CARD label on corner. A unique milestone greeting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grinch-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9135A_7948e8ac-2fcb-4169-995f-917351c989f2.jpg?v=1747784372 Grinch CHRISTMAS Card The Grinch CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me: A white card with a red border and orange "CARD" label. Front text: “Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair—a perfect funny birthday card!”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drink-and-wrap-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9134A_e92818c5-f44b-4510-9ef3-2067b441226b.jpg?v=1747784376 Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card The Drinks On Me "Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card" features a funny message: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m gonna need that back. Green with red border, orange "CARD" label—great for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/attempt-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9133A_8eff3b0c-d3c4-44df-b0fb-122a7e78348c.jpg?v=1747784381 Attempt CHRISTMAS Card The Attempt CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card with red border, checkboxes (Naughty, Nice, An attempt was made—checked), an orange "CARD" banner, and it's made in the USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blitzen-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9132A_34dab197-c302-4c86-b623-6836d91bbd54.jpg?v=1747784385 Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card The Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red center, green border, and reindeer names—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen. An orange “CARD” banner adds a festive touch; ideal for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peace-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9131A_22d548b5-dfb4-4a38-88c8-12f0d0d5e8ca.jpg?v=1747784389 Peace CHRISTMAS Card The Peace CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features white text on red recycled paper: Three wise women would’ve asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be Peace On Earth. CARD appears in orange. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/clark-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9130A_76af64db-9a5a-401f-b958-6d8262db9300.jpg?v=1747784394 Clark CHRISTMAS Card The Clark CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper card with a white Clark Griswold quote about Santa, plus an orange CARD banner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/related-christmas 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9129A_82895b6e-0304-4181-845b-601af0e6ece2.jpg?v=1747784398 Related CHRISTMAS Card The Related CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design with a green border, orange "CARD" corner label, and reads: "The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people." Printed on recycled paper. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mirror-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9128A_60406afe-6ea7-4b5d-b4d4-4ccc26303f7e.jpg?v=1747784402 Mirror Card The Mirror Card by Drinks On Me features a teal border, coral text that jokes about watching one's drinking, and an orange CARD label—making it the perfect funny birthday greeting for a milestone celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/susan-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9127A_bc6a79f8-fb9a-43c5-9a9c-948e65f458f1.jpg?v=1747784407 Susan Card The Susan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring orange text on teal: "Every weekend I say to myself, Susan, you have to stop drinking wine. Thankfully, I’m not Susan." Great for friends who love a laugh! Orange CARD banner in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/go-to-parties-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9126A_9fc23dcf-b69a-4903-8c5d-5f69b970ea2e.jpg?v=1747784413 Go to Parties Card The Go to Parties Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with blue text: "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." Orange CARD label and lime green border make it a hilarious birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/do-you-run-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9125A_89200920-2878-4211-9f73-6af324384aca.jpg?v=1747784418 Do You Run Card The Do You Run Card by Drinks On Me features a pink square with dark purple text: “Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.” Fun birthday or greeting card for friends! Orange "CARD" label on teal background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dating-after-42 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9124A_1f29d0b8-cea3-41c3-828a-c7117940d115.jpg?v=1747784425 Dating After 40 Card The Dating After 40 Card by Drinks On Me features a yellow center, purple border, and the funny message: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—perfect for over the hill birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/childhood-injuries 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9123A_61d8a3d9-1139-4d35-9063-4bd0101bfa26.jpg?v=1747784430 Childhood Injuries Card The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chicken-pot-pie-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9122A_a73a236b-7755-41ca-9431-25056436e717.jpg?v=1747784434 Chicken Pot Pie Card The Chicken Pot Pie Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card for friends with a green border, yellow center, bold purple CHICKEN POT PIE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS text, and an orange CARD banner—perfect for a funny birthday greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/8-hours-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9121A_1289b910-7feb-4ea1-8750-4096d35c36b0.jpg?v=1747784439 8 Hours Card A square graphic with a pink border and blue center features the text: I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit. An orange label reads CARD—the 8 Hours Card by Drinks On Me, a funny birthday card made in USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/honey-nut-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9120A_8d8fdf85-651c-489f-b664-475a37a20ede.jpg?v=1747784444 Honey Nut Card The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mom-sleep-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9119A_c35b5bab-db25-43ed-a442-540c8a77e07a.jpg?v=1747784448 Mom Sleep Card The Mom Sleep Card by Drinks On Me features a green square on a pink background with “MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.” An orange “CARD” banner adds flair—a funny birthday card perfect for moms. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pooh-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9117A_6f991d5e-b9d4-4f49-a6d4-9f15a07a57fc.jpg?v=1747784456 Pooh Card The Pooh Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a graphic reading, “As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.” It features an orange 'CARD' banner and a blue border on a salmon pink background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fired-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9116A_81fafab1-faa7-4979-a9fb-5b0510892c72.jpg?v=1747784460 Fired Card The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kindess 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9115A_257b7271-73ee-4361-bdad-bdc4bcc61f1a.jpg?v=1747784464 Kindess Card The Kindess Card by Drinks On Me features “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than expected” in pink on a light background with an orange CARD label—an ideal funny birthday greeting card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-naked-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9114A_f55c30c3-e508-4522-9d79-089e2d2495e9.jpg?v=1747784468 Garden Naked Card The Garden Naked Card by Drinks On Me features yellow-green text on a teal card: "Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Printed on recycled paper. An orange triangle says CARD. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grudges-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9113A_9e32a987-1403-46cf-92ec-8df35cbf3bd6.jpg?v=1747784473 Grudges Card The Grudges Card by Drinks On Me features bold red text on an orange, peach-accented background. Printed on recycled paper, this funny milestone birthday card reads: I don’t hold grudges, but I do remember assholes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chapstick-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9113_9205fbd4-75da-4fea-96b3-1342dab203cd.jpg?v=1747784477 Chapstick Card Text on a pink background with a green border reads: “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’” in white font—a hilarious Drinks On Me Chapstick Card, perfect for birthdays and friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hr-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9112A_67f1a8f2-5eb3-4eb4-8bbb-11b625c6a35a.jpg?v=1747784481 HR Card The Drinks On Me HR Card is a funny orange birthday card with white text: HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now… Shown on a blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mothers-love-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9111A_13d0b568-c2dc-4830-bbba-d705292b9e46.jpg?v=1747784485 Mothers Love Card A square Mothers Love Card by Drinks On Me with a blue background, teal border, and orange "CARD" label. Text: Sometimes, a mother’s love means flipping your kid the bird after they’ve already left the room. Perfect funny birthday card for mom. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/swim-up-bar-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9110A_0b44c3ef-1a3a-446f-bc43-313482e7c7ef.jpg?v=1747784489 Swim Up Bar Card The Swim Up Bar Card by Drinks On Me features a funny greeting: "Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again." It has a green border and an orange "CARD" label in the corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/30-years 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9109A_ba995cda-7f0a-4272-8452-30c2c1c3e360.jpg?v=1747784494 30 Years Card The 30 Years Card by Drinks On Me features the funny quote: “Someone said ‘30 years ago’ and I thought of the 1970’s, but they meant 1992. Now I need a moment.” Light blue with purple border and orange CARD label. Perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/yogurt-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9108A_26d81245-6d31-4bb2-b303-13e251e60efd.jpg?v=1747784498 Yogurt Card The Yogurt Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a blue design that reads: I hate when people eat yogurt and spend 30 minutes scraping the container. It’s yogurt, not cocaine. An orange stripe says CARD in the top left corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/outdoorsy-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9107A_731c7f69-cbbf-46ba-afca-c8c13a4277f3.jpg?v=1747784502 Outdoorsy Card The Outdoorsy Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square birthday card featuring the text "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy," with an orange CARD label—ideal for milestone celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cup-of-ambition-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9106A_0ac0efce-b449-4c2f-8354-7b98c5442299.jpg?v=1747784506 Cup of Ambition Card The Cup of Ambition Card by Drinks On Me is a square greeting card featuring a pink border, dark mauve center, and the text: “It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and pour myself a cup of ambition.” Funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/parent-in-80s-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9105A_79d27c4e-ca20-40f5-a97a-8f34099ff88c.jpg?v=1747784510 Parent in 80's Card A teal Parent in 80's Card by Drinks On Me with pink border humorously compares today's parents ("text me when you get there...") to 80s parents ("Bye"). The perfect funny birthday card for parents! Features "CARD" in the orange corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/unplug-life-support-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9104A_eb36b722-37ee-4ded-942b-56baba392122.jpg?v=1747784514 Unplug Life Support Card A square, funny birthday card by Drinks On Me called "Unplug Life Support Card" with a pink center, orange border, and orange corner CARD label. Reads: I now know how it ends—one of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-parent-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9103A_d04ef41c-24e3-4bcf-9e88-786fe7727136.jpg?v=1747784518 Good Parent Card The Good Parent Card by Drinks On Me is a purple milestone birthday card with white text: "I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I'm going to need some different kids." Orange CARD label—funny choice for parents' birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amateur-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9102A_af869067-e2d2-457c-9a04-0c9cbc101667.jpg?v=1747784522 Amateur Card A purple square "Amateur Card" by Drinks On Me with white text: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. Features an orange CARD label—great as a funny birthday or greeting card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winner-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9101A_1dacb2f0-0676-49bd-89ee-6598f4848251.jpg?v=1747784526 Winner Card The Drinks On Me Winner Card is a green recycled paper card with brown text: "If you combine wine and dinner you get Winner," set on a pink border. An orange tag reads CARD. Perfect funny birthday or greeting card for any wine lover. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/1-glass-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9100A_2782f0ed-0cd6-4219-97d7-3d9d2c5e4211.jpg?v=1747784531 1 Glass Card The 1 Glass Card by Drinks On Me is a maroon greeting card with a yellow border and orange CARD banner. Printed on recycled paper, it reads: FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass. Perfect for birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/childhood-punishments 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9097A_f0808049-8432-47b7-b7e0-821278cd4008.jpg?v=1747784544 Childhood Punishments Card The Childhood Punishments Card by Drinks On Me is a purple, funny birthday card with white text listing: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party, and says: My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. CARD in the orange corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/potatoes 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9096A_a6961325-9511-498a-bfc8-023b629a784e.jpg?v=1747784548 Potatoes Card The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fireball-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9095A_58d29faf-b15a-4b28-8cdd-3a96adb37b60.jpg?v=1747784552 Fireball Card The Fireball Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card with white text: “‘That candle smells like Fireball.’ ‘Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky.’” Orange “CARD” label; purple background; perfect funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/me-at-work 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9094A_1d2db5e9-d7ab-484f-b853-7ae1ae28dae2.jpg?v=1747784556 Me at Work Card Teal square with orange border from Drinks On Me, featuring "Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober." Funny birthday card. Orange corner label reads "CARD." Product: Me at Work Card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-morning-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9093A_fe740252-c991-4a24-8901-9a6f904c2337.jpg?v=1747784560 Good Morning Card The Good Morning Card by Drinks On Me is a green square birthday card with blue text: "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning." It features an orange "CARD" label and a teal border, perfect as a funny birthday greeting for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autocorrect-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9092A_3cac1ea3-b6fd-413b-951e-2ab990baa439.jpg?v=1747784564 Autocorrect Card A square graphic from Drinks On Me's Autocorrect Card features a pink center, blue border, orange "CARD" label in the top left, and blue text: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema"—a hilarious birthday card for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/treat-you-like-family 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9091A_01d25e9e-9305-4371-ac6e-9633912b4705.jpg?v=1747784569 Treat You Like Family Card The Treat You Like Family Card by Drinks On Me features blue text on a tan background: "Saw a store with a sign, We treat you like family! Yup, NOT going in there." A funny birthday card for friends with an orange CARD ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/talking-to-wine 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9090A_497a11de-b9b1-4288-af3b-b44a122e143b.jpg?v=1747784573 Talking to Wine Card The Talking to Wine Card by Drinks On Me features a funny birthday message: "I said, I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it’s me… talking to the wine." Orange label, blue/teal design. Printed on recycled cardstock. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/marriage-deck-of-cards 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9089A_13dc04a3-5d07-4d77-8038-5aa201b1db2d.jpg?v=1747784577 Marriage Deck of Cards Drinks On Me Marriage Deck of Cards: a pink graphic greeting card with the joke—“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you need two hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish for a club and spade.” Perfect funny birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lay-on-beach 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9088A_89c9f16f-45b3-4401-a406-6f964748de32.jpg?v=1747784581 Lay on Beach Card A teal square card from Drinks On Me, named "Lay on Beach Card," features white text: "Really in the mood to lay on the beach with a few million in the bank." An orange label says "funny birthday card" and it has a light peach border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jesus-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9087A_6f4d18ca-69bd-40e9-ac6d-49ba88c7d8ba.jpg?v=1747784585 Jesus Card The "Jesus Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card showing a cop and lady with a wine joke, an orange CARD label in the top left, and it's printed on recycled paper for eco-friendly laughs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/starbucks-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9086A_31835934-277d-4e66-9fdc-8a5434f416cc.jpg?v=1747784589 Starbucks Card Add humor to birthdays with the Drinks On Me Starbucks Card: “I make my own coffee, yell my name wrong, then light $5 on fire instead of going to Starbucks.” Features an orange "CARD" corner banner. Perfect funny card for friends!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/financial-plan-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9085A_3052f536-9bc7-49d5-902e-9cc1b4c5337c.jpg?v=1747784593 Financial Plan Card The Financial Plan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny milestone birthday card featuring the words: "Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes," with CARD in an orange banner on a green and blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stranger 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9084A_662a5597-7412-432e-889b-cee5e7b665a6.jpg?v=1747784597 Stranger Card The Stranger Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text: “Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them saying, what the fuck are you doing?” An orange label reads CARD on a light green background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/powerful-woman 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9083A_08cbd92c-7ab6-417b-ab41-50f3925261c8.jpg?v=1747784601 Powerful Woman Card The Powerful Woman Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square greeting card with white text and a teal border, humorously stating, "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom." Great as a funny birthday card or gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/now-i-wait-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9082A_1080e999-e96a-4ed9-87ad-83b3cae8c516.jpg?v=1747784605 Now I Wait Card The Now I Wait Card by Drinks On Me features a pink design with "Do what you love and money will follow" plus fun birthday antics. Orange border, "CARD" in the top left corner. Made in the USA. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bank-account-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9081A_bb72e1d8-44ae-4085-abb4-17407cddf857.jpg?v=1747784610 Bank Account Card The Bank Account Card from Drinks On Me features an orange square with a corner label reading CARD and the funny message: “Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?” Perfect for milestone birthdays, set on a teal background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alcohol-poisoning-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9080A_e11eeca2-4e40-451e-a2c0-f5bec90506ca.jpg?v=1747784614 Alcohol Poisoning Card The Alcohol Poisoning Card by Drinks On Me is a green milestone birthday card with orange borders and a CARD banner that reads, "Remember the day when you’d tell your parents you were at a sleepover, but you were really dying of alcohol poisoning in a field. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lie-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9079A_7c9ff1b8-b500-4c48-a21d-d82892bf4f3a.jpg?v=1747784619 Lie Card A graphic for the Lie Card by Drinks On Me features the text: My therapist says I lie too much which is bullshit—I don’t even have a therapist. It has an orange “CARD” label, perfect as a funny birthday card, with a teal background and purple border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/zoom-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9078A_d0352f3f-59ac-4f86-9f81-464831328ef3.jpg?v=1747784624 Zoom Card A blue square graphic with an orange CARD label. Center text: Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference. The Zoom Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday or greeting card for friends with a sense of humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cup-of-tea-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9077A_fa86391a-a319-4eac-b836-184d9c7c2968.jpg?v=1747784628 Cup of Tea Card The Cup of Tea Card by Drinks On Me is a pink recycled birthday card with white text: "I’m not everyone’s cup of tea... But I drink coffee so fuck them." Features an orange CARD label and maroon border. 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That’s the sperm that won?" An orange CARD label accents the top left. A hilarious way to celebrate a friend's birthday!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jolene-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9066A_aadce079-efac-4546-bfee-ef5a2bc15391.jpg?v=1747784674 Jolene Card The Jolene Card by Drinks On Me features a pink design with white text: "Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?" Includes an orange "CARD" label—great as a funny or milestone birthday card!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mr-rogers-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9065A_5cb13b87-dd90-4e32-92f1-3accc672967d.jpg?v=1747784678 Mr. Rogers Card The Mr. Rogers Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with an orange background, red border, and "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood" in white text plus a CARD banner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-do-porn-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9064A_04f48fc4-0af4-42a0-af9b-8b7bd010edca.jpg?v=1747784682 I Do Porn Card The I Do Porn Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text, “When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn,” an orange CARD label, and a mint green background—ideal for bold birthday humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/life-coach-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9063A_ebd39385-339d-4d0f-b2ae-40359711625d.jpg?v=1747784686 Life Coach Card The Life Coach Card by Drinks On Me features bold text on a turquoise square with a purple background: “Stop being an asshole. 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I need to dress accordingly." with a CARD label on an orange corner and teal background—perfect for a funny or milestone birthday greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lucky-son-of-a-bitch-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9060A_c5293707-43be-4bb2-8c08-5a909e9c61ca.jpg?v=1747784700 Lucky Son of a Bitch Card The Lucky Son of a Bitch Card by Drinks On Me features bold, funny text: "Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and think, wow… He is one lucky son of a bitch." 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Nope, nothing.” message, and an orange “CARD” ribbon—perfect for friends or as a milestone birthday greeting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shits-and-giggles-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9057A_335921c8-8d14-4eb9-b871-82279fe6798e.jpg?v=1747784716 Shits and Giggles Card The Shits and Giggles Card by Drinks On Me is a green square funny birthday card with bold black text: "Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits..." It has an orange "CARD" banner on a dark blue background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wwine-honk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9056A_bd314767-f952-43ea-a965-98546bbde93b.jpg?v=1747784720 Wine Honk Card The Wine Honk Card by Drinks On Me features the text, "By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk" on a pink background with a dark red box and small orange 'CARD' label—ideal for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/get-better-soon-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9055A_e41b6076-6962-4211-9b8e-f08cf8079303.jpg?v=1747784724 Get Better Soon Card Celebrate with the Get Better Soon Card by Drinks On Me, featuring the funny message: "I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better," plus a red center, blue border, and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fix-the-noise 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9054A_5f8eda3e-37f1-49b6-b799-5685a6a05419.jpg?v=1747784729 Fix the Noise Card The Fix the Noise Card by Drinks On Me features an orange and pink background with a funny message: "Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out," plus "CARD" in a small orange triangle at the top left. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holy-water-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9053A_98232fb0-60dc-406e-be5e-0d6653468564.jpg?v=1747784733 Holy Water Card The Holy Water Card by Drinks On Me features an orange border and reads: "What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin? Asking for a friend." A humorous choice, perfect for milestone birthdays!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/two-faults-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9052A_45a4acbc-0e93-4be6-a3a8-04a22307cc09.jpg?v=1747784737 Two Faults Card The Two Faults Card by Drinks On Me is a humorous birthday card featuring the message: "My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about." It has a green background, blue border, and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/called-pretty-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9051A_56ec2728-59d2-4334-86dc-614fad001877.jpg?v=1747784741 Called Pretty Card The Called Pretty Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with white text, a green border, and an orange "CARD" label—perfect as a funny birthday card for milestone birthdays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holes-closed-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9050A_40f3c4cc-23e9-430b-aa09-893e66e16e98.jpg?v=1747784746 Holes Closed Card A purple box with white text says, “I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.” An orange CARD label sits in the corner. The pink background features Drinks On Me’s Holes Closed Card, a best-selling funny birthday card. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/protein-shakes 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9049A_27b9a389-911a-456e-91c0-6f2e0a78e3ce.jpg?v=1747784750 Protein Shakes Card The Protein Shakes Card by Drinks On Me features yellow recycled paper, red text that says, "Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas," an orange CARD label, and a green border for a funny birthday card design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cremation-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9048A_8a73f889-c3ac-44f1-b0c1-5a2f0bd5b8de.jpg?v=1747784754 Cremation Card The Cremation Card by Drinks On Me features white text on a blue background with an orange "CARD" label. Set against green, it's the perfect funny birthday greeting for friends who appreciate a dark sense of humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wealthy-dog-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9047A_e6ed29e1-270d-4dee-b9de-323aef399caf.jpg?v=1747784759 Wealthy Dog Card The Wealthy Dog Card by Drinks On Me features a purple border, orange text that reads “All I want to do is settle down with a very wealthy dog,” an orange CARD banner, and is printed on recycled paper for an eco-friendly touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/umbrella-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9046A_93e282d2-eee2-4c47-bde4-557c87f62028.jpg?v=1747784763 Umbrella Card The Umbrella Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card made in the USA. 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An orange CARD label adds a witty touch—perfect for anyone who loves funny birthday cards. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/orange-juice-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9031A_03fd7f8a-8b5a-46b0-8f22-e0306631d5e0.jpg?v=1747784831 Orange Juice Card The Orange Juice Card by Drinks On Me features a light green background, yellow border, and an orange "CARD" label. It reads: “Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?”—a hilarious birthday greeting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/recent-study-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9030A_b1886097-0db6-4021-a531-37dd60cba4f9.jpg?v=1747784836 Recent Study Card The Recent Study Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a witty message on cream, green border, and orange "CARD" ribbon. Printed on recycled paper greeting card stock. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/growing-up-in-the-80s-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9029A_75d70e9c-4492-41e9-9944-f161d651c8b0.jpg?v=1747784840 Growing Up in the 80's Card The Growing Up in the 80's Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card for parents with a pink border and an orange label that says "CARD." It reads: My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s… So I took their phones away & turned off the internet. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/broke-best-friend-2 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9028A_5abda7e2-2cb9-4d8d-9ebf-488bc269b354.jpg?v=1747784845 Broke Best Friend Card Drinks On Me’s Broke Best Friend Card features a light purple border, cream center, and the message: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." A fun birthday card for parents. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-put-a-wine-glass 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9027A_8d56610e-d473-4695-b0fb-e6f0987377c3.jpg?v=1747784849 Ran Out of Coffee Card The Ran Out of Coffee Card by Drinks On Me features the funny text: "I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today." Orange label: CARD, blue border—a perfect birthday card for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/copy-of-walk-into-a-store 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9026A_1925a9cd-2b99-44ab-a73f-d13bca35e805.jpg?v=1747784854 Put a Wine Glass Card The Put a Wine Glass Card by Drinks On Me features a pink border, cream center, and reads: A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it. 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"I Came, I Saw Card" by Drinks On Me. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/overthink-mom-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9023A_86a54a12-85a3-44c8-84f5-d654ea618401.jpg?v=1747784867 Overthink Mom Card The "Overthink Mom Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with the text: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them - Mom, on recycled paper, featuring a teal border and orange CARD label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/not-coming-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9022A_0a4dc65d-1984-447c-abbc-64a32c4f821c.jpg?v=1747784871 Not Coming Card The Not Coming Card by Drinks On Me features a green background, teal border, and orange "CARD" banner. 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Here’s the revised sentence using your provided product data: Celebrate Thanksgiving in style with the Turkey & Gourds Table Setting by Sophistiplate, a fall-themed party-in-a-box that includes designer disposable plates adorned with turkeys and pumpkins, gold chargers, a floral centerpiece featuring pink roses, a plaid tablecloth, and matching napkins—all beautifully coordinated to create stunning Thanksgiving table decor when viewed from above. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/holly_berryy.jpg?v=1762819843 Holly Berry Table Setting A festive Christmas table features red, gold, and green reindeer and monogram plates, gold utensils, crystal glasses, and a centerpiece of white calla lilies and roses on the Rosanne Beck Holly Berry Trellis Table Runner (20x12"). https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/gingerbread_main.jpg?v=1762408445 Gingerbread Table Setting Create a festive table with the Gingerbread: Christmas Table for 8 set, featuring gingerbread-themed disposable plates, striped napkins, gold cutlery, and a red-and-white floral centerpiece on a holiday-patterned white cloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/joyful_christmas_main.jpg?v=1756417328 Joyful Christmas Table Setting The Joyful Christmas Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes red, green, and gold disposable plates, Merry & Bright and Joy napkins, gold cutlery, red candles, and a festive centerpiece—perfect for holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_d71a5939-8304-4ab9-87f4-1492b7988c00.png?v=1778537183 XOXO Table Setting Create a romantic Valentine’s Day table with Sugarplum XOXO Dinner Plates (8pk), gold accents, heart-shaped dishes, striped placemats, pink utensils, floral centerpieces, and napkins decorated with red hearts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_no_die-cuts.jpg?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Table Setting The Sophistiplate LLC Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features bunny and floral designer plates, green floral napkins, gold utensils, clear glasses, and a pastel flower centerpiece on pink gingham over burlap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_1.jpg?v=1773853114 Lavender Fields Table Setting The Lavender Fields Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer lavender plates, gold utensils, pink napkins, and lush green-white floral centerpieces on a white tablecloth with a green lattice runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-die-cut-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Boo_Bold_Table_Setting.png?v=1750054692 Boo Bold Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Sugarplum’s Boo Bold Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) feature a cream ghost shape with wavy edge, gold eyes, and gold foil details—ideal spooky touch for Halloween parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Boo_Bold_Table_Setting_3.png?v=1750055010 Boo Bold Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Boo Bold Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) by Sugarplum feature an orange pumpkin with light yellow outlines and a brown-tan stem on a white background—ideal for festive party settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boo-bold-cocktail-napkins-a-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily 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The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Boos & Booze"/8pk feature black cups with gold lettering and a pumpkin face—perfect reusable party cups for your next Halloween celebration!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-frost-flex-cups-8pk-tipsy-bright 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_bf8d7370-bf2f-48d9-8040-2b099fb80d03.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Tipsy & Bright"/8pk Sophistiplate's Frost Flex Cups "Tipsy & Bright"/8pk feature turquoise cups with colorful lettering and fun illustrations, plus matching Sugar Plum lids—making them ideal reusable partyware for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-frost-flex-cups-8pk-making-spirits-bright 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_e7ea3c79-c58e-4dec-9f65-2d4b2683fc78.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups "Spirits Bright"/8pk Celebrate with Sophistiplate's Frost Flex Cups “Spirits Bright” 8-pack—red reusable cups featuring festive white and gold champagne glasses. 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The top cup displays a round label with "Sugar Plum" in gold lettering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-lets-party 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/25_6aa175d3-d812-4a0f-adc6-6b8cbd31ffbc.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups " Let's Party"/8pk A stack of bright blue 16 oz Frost Flex Cups "Let's Party" by Sophistiplate, featuring colorful "LETS PARTY!" text. Comes in an 8-pack—perfect reusable cups for all your cocktail cheers and party moments. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-party-time 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/33_e0ae7ae5-0d70-4075-b6ed-ad90b76da717.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups " Party Time"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Party Time"/8pk features teal reusable cups with "Party time" in gold and white, plus round lids labeled Sugar Plum—perfect for adding a festive touch to any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-stop-and-smell-the-rose 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_765c8506-c738-410d-92ad-34db8b93867c.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups " Smell the Rosé"/8pk Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Smell the Rosé"/8pk feature pink frosted, reusable plastic cups with gold lettering and a white Sugar Plum lid—perfect party cups for your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-happy-birthday 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/23_b02950ad-6e8f-4b0e-8268-7f1ab5c06604.png?v=1750061412 Frost Flex Cups "Happy Birthday"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Happy Birthday" 8pk features reusable frosted cups with gold cursive lettering and colorful stars—ideal for birthday parties or cocktails, finished with a Sugar Plum label. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-frost-flex-cups-8pk-ill-be-there-in-a-prosecco 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/31_9446e479-a3b9-44b1-9f47-e3c549c7e931.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Be There In A Prosecco"/8pk Sophistiplate's Frost Flex Cups "Be There In A Prosecco" 8pk are orange reusable party cups with gold lettering—perfect for serving Prosecco at any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-thankful 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_b8e349c0-8b6a-4c14-b3a1-cec8cfbee4c4.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Thankful"/8pk A stack of orange Frost Flex Cups “Thankful” by Sophistiplate (8pk) features a white pumpkin and “thankful” text; a round top label reads Sugar Plum and Thankful. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-gobble-till-you-wobble 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_d76e5ddc-cad7-4969-b02f-515360d06a4f.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Gobble Til You Wobble"/8pk A stack of red Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups (8pk) with "Gobble Til You Wobble" in yellow and white—perfect for your Thanksgiving gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-lets-get-basted 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9_f0e41c30-6824-47fb-a1ae-dda654a0e55e.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Lets Get Basted"/8pk The Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups "Lets Get Basted"/8pk feature a clear design with an orange turkey graphic and phrase, perfect as reusable Thanksgiving party cups. Comes stacked with Sugar Plum on the top lid. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-frost-flex-cups-8pk-talk-turkey-to-me 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/27_929beea1-f47f-4939-afd6-9e3d48907998.png?v=1750061411 Frost Flex Cups "Talk Turkey to Me"/8pk A set of eight Sophistiplate Frost Flex Cups features "Talk Turkey To Me" with colorful turkey feathers—festive reusable cups perfect for Thanksgiving parties. The top cup has a Sugar Plum sticker. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_3ac8e371-6919-4b7b-8e1c-4044328f059c.png?v=1750136595 Gilded Harvest Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round, scalloped edge with a light yellow border, blue center, and white pumpkin surrounded by orange and white leaves—ideal for fall parties or Thanksgiving dinners. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_61574810-f7f7-4113-8694-13f28cdcc7b6.png?v=1750138640 Gilded Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a scalloped gold rim, acorns, and oak leaves in autumn hues on a light blue background—perfect for pairing with blue and orange tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-harvest-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_72131427-7667-4ccb-8301-3195c074b35b.png?v=1750135743 Gilded Harvest Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Gilded Harvest Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a light blue background with orange, yellow, and white leaves and brown acorns—perfect fall party napkins for seasonal gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_11_93e3312a-9d32-41cf-bf8a-d30107a7e6a6.jpg?v=1789050367 Turkey & Gourds Dinner Plates/8pk Add festive charm to your holiday table with the Sophistiplate Turkey & Gourds Dinner Plates (8pk), featuring a detailed illustration of a turkey with colorful feathers surrounded by an ornate gold and brown border—perfect for Thanksgiving gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_13_17a3560d-8cbf-414d-846d-f80bca10ddb8.jpg?v=1789050367 Turkey & Gourds Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk A decorative plate with a scalloped gold edge features a painted turkey in the center, surrounded by an ornate border of acorns, leaves, and scroll designs—perfect for pairing with Sophistiplate’s Turkey & Gourds Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8-pack) to create an elegant holiday table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_12_ec9b7cdf-8c50-47b8-ab62-9c1abfebd5de.jpg?v=1789050367 Turkey & Gourds Salad Plates/8pk Add an elegant touch to your autumn gatherings with Sophistiplate’s Turkey & Gourds Salad Plates (8-pack). Each decorative plate features a gold scalloped edge and showcases illustrations of orange and white pumpkins, turkey, fall leaves, acorns, and branches in warm seasonal hues. These charming disposable salad plates are the perfect accent for your Thanksgiving table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_14_2ed2487f-6c46-4369-ba83-8d792705dae6.jpg?v=1789050367 Turkey & Gourds Guest Towels/20pk Introducing Sophistiplate’s Turkey & Gourds Guest Towels (20pk): featuring elegant scalloped edges and a festive autumn design with orange pumpkins, leaves, swirling vines, and dainty bows in warm hues on a creamy background—perfect for harvest celebrations and fall gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_15_66440c64-eafe-42f2-b96a-7857167897d6.jpg?v=1789050367 Turkey & Gourds Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a festive touch to your fall gatherings with Sophistiplate’s Turkey & Gourds Cocktail Napkins. This set of 26 decorative napkins features an elegant design of orange and white pumpkins adorned with a plaid bow, surrounded by autumn leaves, acorns, and branches on a cream background with a brown scalloped edge. Perfect as pumpkin cocktail napkins or chic scalloped napkins to infuse your celebrations with seasonal charm. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/5-missed-calls-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1435_6b4f14a5-a4ec-4e29-a9bf-567d256339f9.jpg?v=1755554974 5 Missed Calls Coaster Blue text on light blue with a yellow border reads: "If you ever need me, I’m always just 5 missed calls and 6 text messages away." The Drinks On Me '5 Missed Calls Coaster' is a funny gift for housewarmings or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alexa-gym-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1436_0ba59dab-4fb6-4c6f-8c21-a83d53449ee1.jpg?v=1755554966 Alexa Gym Coaster The Alexa Gym Coaster by Drinks On Me features a funny message about gym reminders and gin, on a navy background with a teal border—perfect as a humorous bar cart accessory or a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/annoying-person-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1437_174cbd5a-bc5d-4d65-8a9a-660fde4b7e7e.jpg?v=1755554958 Annoying Person Coaster The Annoying Person Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a pink border and yellow text: "If your mother is not the most annoying person you know, she is not your mother." A funny bar cart and housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/texting-for-seniors-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1438_e94ab8a7-859e-4ad0-9c7e-18230a15f495.jpg?v=1755554951 Texting for Seniors Coaster The Drinks On Me "Texting for Seniors Coaster" is a blue square coaster with funny abbreviations like BFF—Best Friend Fell—and ROFLACGU—Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up, making it a perfect senior gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rolled-carpet-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1439_751b7b85-91c1-4b36-8572-9840973a8683.jpg?v=1755554939 Rolled Carpet Coaster The Rolled Carpet Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a light center and dark border. Text inside says: Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods... Perfect funny coaster or housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/reloading-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1440_84bed8ca-1a62-4480-8878-31a7bdca1bb5.jpg?v=1755554931 Reloading Coaster The Reloading Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue background with yellow text: "She said she missed me. Normally that would be good, but she's reloading." A funny bar cart accessory for coaster lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cigarette-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1441_fbc78c09-3423-4f71-9c1f-e7b549d08a3d.jpg?v=1755554923 Cigarette Coaster The Cigarette Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue sign with a green border that says, “No wifi pretend its 1973!” Ideal as a funny drink coaster or retro bar cart accessory for hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dont-want-kids-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1442_013cd383-12bf-44f1-96c9-3f7f86c7b098.jpg?v=1755554915 Don't Want Kids Coaster The Don't Want Kids Coaster by Drinks On Me features text on a teal background with a red border: "my wife and I decided we don’t want kids—we’ll tell them tonight." A playful housewarming gift for fans of unique humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/drive-home-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1443_85ad1304-1b33-4c7d-92c6-4611b8d8d3dd.jpg?v=1755554908 Drive Home Coaster The Drive Home Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a purple border and brown text: A poem about work—Coffee, Blah Blah Blah, Drive Home, Wine. This funny drink coaster is ideal for hostess gifts or as a bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/english-word-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1444_33b03e29-3bdb-4f73-9dfc-3025f3b4015b.jpg?v=1755554901 English Word Coaster Drinks On Me's English Word Coaster features white text on a magenta background: "If you can't think of a word say, I forget the English word for it." A funny housewarming gift and clever drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gender-reveal-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1445_37575b99-4f8f-4801-8c15-0b768d07a1df.jpg?v=1755554893 Gender Reveal Coaster The Gender Reveal Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a pink border and white text that reads, Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?—a quirky gift or fun bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/marriage-tips-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1446_0354fb62-c0bf-4830-a51d-5f3a0497af62.jpg?v=1755554886 Marriage Tips Coaster The Marriage Tips Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a teal border and white text: “If your husband leaves his clothes on the floor it means he doesn’t want them. It’s ok to toss them out." Fun for drinks or your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-window-seat-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1447_ab437f51-d00c-4760-989f-53bc24fe7137.jpg?v=1755554878 Xmas Window Seat Coaster The Xmas Window Seat Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on green with a red border: “If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”—a great gift for travelers or paired with other funny coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-window-shots-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1448_19c3fe82-99be-428a-b53e-b0925ac3f6cc.jpg?v=1755554871 Xmas Shots Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Shots Coaster features white text on green with a red border: "In case you were wondering how many shots it takes to get through Christmas dinner with my family, the answer is eight." Great for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-punctuation-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1449_a32d960a-8f4b-44d3-bf26-a495d03cc94c.jpg?v=1755554863 Xmas Punctuation Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Punctuation Coaster features a text joke in red lettering on white with a green border: "I'm giving up drinking till Christmas. Bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas." Fun gift for any home!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nice-day-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1450_e9ac456e-49fa-4535-8967-9c8a8a85274d.jpg?v=1755554856 Nice Day Coaster Text on a teal background reads: "When I say Have a nice day remember that the fucker is silent." This bold Nice Day Coaster by Drinks On Me makes a hilarious bar accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/90-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1451_b9c7d5ea-034e-4363-8dfb-5aba91434d9b.jpg?v=1755554848 90% Coaster Text graphic with a dark brown background and light pink border. The 90% Coaster by Drinks On Me features playful pink text: "90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works." Fun for quirky housewarming gifts or drink coasters. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/first-divorce-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1452_f150c3a8-4be4-4de9-b184-00f8f9477a5c.jpg?v=1755554840 First Divorce Coaster The First Divorce Coaster by Drinks On Me features black text on a pink square with a green border: "Don’t worry if you haven’t gotten married by 30. You just skipped your first divorce." Perfect as a housewarming gift or for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/push-ups-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1453_66302ada-bbce-48d4-8fcc-180839181be7.jpg?v=1755554833 Push Ups Coaster Bright orange background and green border highlight the Drinks On Me Push Ups Coaster. Features humorous text about doing 7 orange push-ups—perfect for adding a quirky touch to your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tinder-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1454_cea20751-732a-4795-a34d-a8a813a9f34a.jpg?v=1755554825 Tinder Coaster The Tinder Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with an orange border and white text: I just came across my husband’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about his lies. A funny, unique bar accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rehome-dog-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1455_53f5d731-04a7-4190-93d5-254a780407f2.jpg?v=1755554816 Rehome Dog Coaster The Rehome Dog Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a green border and white text about re-homing a barking terrier—perfect for adding humor to your drinkware collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-extrovert-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1456_1ecea95e-8662-4224-816e-931350311d56.jpg?v=1755554809 Xmas Introvert Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Introvert Coaster is a white square with a red border and green text: “How to host an introvert holiday party: 1. Buy snacks 2. Invite no one”—a funny, unique housewarming or bar cart gift for introverts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-oh-no-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1457.jpg?v=1773390254 Xmas Oh No Coaster The Xmas Oh No Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a yellow-green border and white text: The Stages Of Christmas Shopping: 1. Plenty Of Time 2. Oh No. It's a funny bar cart accessory or quirky hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-dead-tree-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1458.jpg?v=1773390242 Xmas Dead Tree Coaster The Xmas Dead Tree Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square design with a green border and white text: "Christmas... The only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks." A funny, festive coaster or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-mrs-claus-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1459.jpg?v=1755554786 Xmas Mrs. Claus Coaster The Xmas Mrs. Claus Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on dark green with a red border, humorously noting Mrs. Claus does the work while Santa gets credit—perfect for bar cart accessories or unique hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/im-old-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/i_m_old.png?v=1756890295 I'm Old Napkin The Drinks On Me "I'm Old Napkin" features witty sayings about retirement and dinner, making it a perfect accessory for your bar cart or a fun addition to birthday parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rainstorm-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/rainstorm.png?v=1756940452 Rainstorm Napkin Add a humorous touch to your bar with Drinks On Me's Rainstorm Napkin—one says "I'm a trophy husband" and the other features a witty rainstorm mix-up, perfect for birthday parties or entertaining guests. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tequila-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/tequila.png?v=1756941351 Tequila Napkin Bring humor to your bar cart with Drinks On Me’s Tequila Napkin. These vibrant pink and orange cocktail napkins feature witty quotes, making them perfect for birthday parties and sure to keep guests entertained. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/no-wifi-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/no_wifi.png?v=1756939130 No Wifi Napkin Two Drinks On Me "No Wifi Napkin" cocktail napkins are shown: one jokes, "At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom," and the other reads, "The coffee shop had a sign that said no wifi, pretend it's 1973!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/allergic-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/allergic.png?v=1756889318 Allergic Napkin The Drinks On Me "Allergic Napkin" set features two square cards with humorous bar messages—perfect as cocktail napkins or quirky accessories. One says, “We don’t want kids… We’ll tell them tonight.” The other: “Got rid of the kids, dog was allergic.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blah-blah-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/blah_blah.png?v=1756889564 Blah Blah Napkin Drinks On Me Blah Blah Napkin set includes two square cocktail napkins with witty work quotes—fun for birthday parties or bar carts. Designs read: “Bank teller: your account is overdrawn...” and “A poem about work: Coffee Blah Blah Wine.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-window-set-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/xmas_window_sesy.png?v=1756942275 Xmas Window Set Napkin The Xmas Window Set Napkin by Drinks On Me features two stacks: one reads "Naughty or Nice? Decisions, Decisions." in green, the other "I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" in red—great for bar carts or white elephant gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-giving-up-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/xmas_giving_up.png?v=1756942173 Xmas Giving Up Napkin Drinks On Me’s Xmas Giving Up Napkin is a festive holiday accessory for your bar cart, featuring playful red and green text about giving up drinking or punctuation—perfect for lighthearted Christmas gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkins-happy-4th-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-450_8e797721-80c7-472d-a9ad-8057f53e2ae1.png?v=1750184205 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Happy 4th/20pk Sophistiplate’s Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature blue stars, gold accents, and "Happy Fourth of July" in stylish lettering—perfect for adding festive flair to your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkins-fireworks-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-4501.png?v=1750184216 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Fireworks/20pk Celebrate in style with Sophistiplate's Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins Fireworks/20pk—blue 3-ply napkins with metallic gold stars and “fireworks and FREEDOM” in bold red and white lettering. Perfect for any patriotic occasion!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/santa-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_fea12244-f249-46cc-8cb2-31e92ea108c2.png?v=1750446629 Santa Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A red and yellow box of Simply Serv'd Santa Large Cocktail Picks/30pk features a Santa Claus design atop 30 wooden party picks with red decorative tops, all visible through a clear window. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nutcracker-christmas-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_279d36ce-186a-470b-8a34-1ab14164e0dd.png?v=1750446603 Nutcracker Christmas Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A 30-pack of Simply Serv’d Nutcracker Christmas Large Cocktail Picks, each with a nutcracker face. The eco-friendly, compostable picks are visible through the red packaging’s clear window. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-tree-large-cocktail-picks-30pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_8c719b1e-378e-4fff-bbe1-156bae87cd24.png?v=1750446580 Christmas Tree Large Cocktail Picks/30pk A green and yellow Simply Serv'd box labeled "Christmas Tree Large Cocktail Picks/30pk" displays 30 compostable party picks with green Christmas tree toppers, visible through two clear front windows. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookie-tray-gifting-kit-nutcracker-6pkg 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2025_05_Sophistiplate-Products402260_PREVIEW.jpg?v=1750222046 Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Nutcracker/6pkg The Sugarplum Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Nutcracker/6pkg includes 6 nutcracker-shaped trays, 6 festive tags, 6 clear bags, and red & white baker’s twine—ideal for holiday treat exchanges. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_35_20936d38-dd85-4a68-b9c7-f9df464f1e32.jpg?v=1764623303 Holly Berry Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Dinner Plates (8pk) feature festive reindeer art with a wreath, green laurel, and red-and-white striped border with gold trim—ideal for adding cheer to your disposable holiday plates collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SSP-458.jpg?v=1764622539 Holly Berry Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Salad Plates (8pk) feature a delightful reindeer adorned with a red and white bow, set against a scalloped white background and surrounded by festive holly, red berries, and ribbon—a perfect choice for those seeking elegant holly berry plates to elevate their holiday table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SAB-458.jpg?v=1750449018 Holly Berry Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round, scalloped edge with a red border and green holly pattern—ideal festive tableware for your holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/14_29cba65e-c7c6-40bb-b659-353bcb3366e3.png?v=1750225324 Holly Berry Guest Towels/20pk Add festive Christmas flair to your table with Sophistiplate's Holly Berry Guest Towels (20pk), featuring a holly berry and green leaf lattice pattern with red scalloped trim—the perfect decorative napkin for holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_dffe7254-0804-4f4b-9c23-2415c3d0022b.png?v=1750225324 Holly Berry Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Holly Berry Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a charming reindeer with a green wreath and red bow, set on napkins with red scalloped edges, holly border, and a light green checkered background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_230d8ac5-0833-4a58-86b5-dfc9720326d8.png?v=1750233545 Gingerbread Dinner Plates/8pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Dinner Plates (8pk) feature wavy red and white striped edges and a gingerbread house with candies and peppermint swirls—festive paper plates perfect for your holiday celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/12_71293444-56ad-4b51-bb50-7074c68a8d7f.png?v=1750234082 Gingerbread Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum Gingerbread Salad Plates (8pk) feature a smiling gingerbread person with a candy cane, colorful candies, and a scalloped white design with a red border—festive disposable plates perfect for your Christmas party table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_11145f34-7067-471d-957d-b79f51f84e6a.png?v=1750234465 Gingerbread Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) feature a festive gingerbread house with candy canes, lollipops, gumdrops, icing details, and cheerful yellow windows under a snowy roof. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_4e80c139-42e2-470b-84b9-17e93ec791cc.png?v=1750232271 Gingerbread Guest Towels/20pk Sugarplum Gingerbread Guest Towels (20pk) feature gingerbread people, a candy-filled house, candy canes, and colorful candies on white with a scalloped edge—perfect for festive Christmas gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_3d39e1ca-4720-42c7-b1e6-76e5aab6d5b4.png?v=1750232272 Gingerbread Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add cheer to your holiday party with Sugarplum Gingerbread Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring a smiling gingerbread man with a red bow tie, surrounded by candy canes, lollipops, gumdrops, and a red scalloped border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmasdinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_f9e47885-1b6b-4fc3-8ba6-e1e2b1042b4a.png?v=1750240698 Joyful Christmas Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round scalloped edge, alternating red, green, white & gold borders, and a plain white center—ideal as festive yet elegant disposable holiday plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_3c7f03dd-3ff8-4271-b209-5c7f92849451.png?v=1750240840 Joyful Christmas Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Salad Plates/8pk feature a round scalloped edge with red, green, white, and gold sections around the rim and a plain white center—ideal for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_1091464c-de34-4236-86e0-5bcb5a33fd7c.png?v=1750240964 Joyful Christmas Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Joyful Christmas Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round ceramic design with scalloped edges, alternating red, green, and gold sections on the rim, and a white center with a thin red border—ideal for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_c7810078-f429-4705-9534-6d5c99545b96.png?v=1750239168 Joyful Christmas Guest Towels/20pk Add festive cheer to your table with Sophistiplate’s Joyful Christmas Guest Towels (20pk)—red napkins with gold text, green and red diagonal stripe border, and scalloped edge. Perfect for holiday gatherings!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joyful-christmas-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_48140c49-3b2c-469d-aed4-568c4aa41f4a.png?v=1750241522 Joyful Christmas Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your holiday table with Sophistiplate's Joyful Christmas Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring green napkins with "Joy" in gold script, gold trim, and a red scalloped edge accented in gold. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_1.png?v=1750302197 Lavender Fields Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate's Lavender Fields Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a gold rim and elegant lavender floral design on a light purple background—perfect for garden parties or as stylish tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_31e9ea98-cd8f-427d-93de-7216f2302a3f.png?v=1750302324 Lavender Fields Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Lavender Fields Salad Plates (8pk) feature round lavender plates with gold scalloped edges and a floral pattern of purple and green leaves on the rim. Ideal for garden parties or elegant disposable tableware. Center is plain lavender. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_725ce351-3219-4baa-b470-a585ebf00146.jpg?v=1753117254 Lavender Fields Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate’s Lavender Fields Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk boast watercolor lavender florals and a scalloped gold-trimmed edge, perfectly matching other pieces in the collection for an elegant table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_b383f594-9b3f-46f1-a2f6-147fa2092348.png?v=1750299274 Lavender Fields Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Lavender Fields Guest Towels (20pk) feature a watercolor lavender bouquet tied with a white ribbon, making them the perfect spring table decor to pair with floral paper napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fieldscocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_0696d751-019c-4e84-8aec-efef36278404.png?v=1750299275 Lavender Fields Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Lavender Fields Cocktail Napkins/26pk by Sophistiplate feature a light pink background with purple and green lavender sprigs, perfect for adding a coordinated floral touch to any spring gathering or party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_a02334d5-6a94-44d2-963c-8c69ae3f0ffb.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Dinner Plates/8pk The Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile by Sophistiplate LLC features designer plates with a green rabbit and lavender bow among flowers, finished with a lavender border and gold rim—perfect for your Easter celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-462eastertoilesaladplate.jpg?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate LLC "Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile" features round porcelain plates with gold wavy rims, light green borders, and elegant green floral designs—ideal for elevating your Easter table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-assorted-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_4d55ac4a-5f30-4eb5-bfaa-9fc631583647.png?v=1750316102 Easter Toile Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Easter Toile Assorted Die Cut Salad Plates 8pk features egg-shaped plates with gold rims and white floral patterns in green and lavender, overlapping for an elegant touch perfect for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_02981c0c-5c45-4060-b5a9-879c331e9ae3.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate LLC’s Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features a green rectangular cloth adorned with white blooming flowers—perfect for festive gatherings or pairing with designer paper plates for a fresh Easter look. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/22_4305181c-790a-43cc-becd-696e8b3c2d8b.png?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile by Sophistiplate LLC features square napkins with green borders, a rabbit in purple bow, plus floral accents—ideal for elevating your Easter table with matching designer paper plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_a55e6404-822d-44c0-9174-30b512dab41e.jpg?v=1753117236 XOXO Dinner Plates/8pk Sugarplum XOXO Dinner Plates (8pk) feature round white disposable plates with gold scalloped edges and a light pink XOXO pattern—perfect for adding charm to your Valentine’s Day table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_80660162-1217-4784-a0c2-28bd57191b2e.jpg?v=1753117217 XOXO Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum XOXO Salad Plates/8pk feature round, light pink disposable plates with scalloped gold edges and bold white XO letters—perfect for Valentine’s Day or as chic pink party plates for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-die-cut-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_a70be529-3503-437d-9f83-cb66b7bfdf27.jpg?v=1753117201 XOXO Die Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Sugarplum XOXO Die Cut Salad Plates (8pk) are pink, heart-shaped plates with white X’s and O’s, a glossy finish, and raised edge—perfect as Valentine’s Day or disposable party plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-die-cut-lunch-napkins-16pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_6fa592fc-efcc-4981-b677-1273a7d9002b.jpg?v=1753117118 XOXO Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk A pink, heart-shaped napkin featuring a white heart outline from the Sugarplum XOXO Die Cut Lunch Napkins/16pk, perfect for Valentine's Day celebrations, shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_3.jpg?v=1756182017 XOXO Lunch Napkins/20pk Sugarplum XOXO Lunch Napkins (20pk) feature a light pink design with white Xs and Os—perfect for adding a cute touch to your Valentine’s Day celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-cocktail-napkin-tray-clear 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_416b02ca-c3ee-4197-a847-7cfcf8bf636b.png?v=1751579851 Acrylic Cocktail Napkin Tray - Clear The Sophistiplate Acrylic Cocktail Napkin Tray - Clear is a square, open-top acrylic tray ideal for holding cocktail napkins on modern tabletops and is shown against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-guest-towel-napkin-tray-clear 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_fd6f8c93-549b-443c-a525-f23abd100e80.png?v=1751578856 Acrylic Guest Towel Napkin Tray - Clear The Sophistiplate Acrylic Guest Towel Napkin Tray - Clear is a sleek, rectangular acrylic tray with an open top, ideal for bathrooms or guest towels; shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-filling-so-grateful 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/22_bf8360c2-97c7-4aed-b0d4-b8731446ce06.jpg?v=1750441509 'Filling So Grateful' Cocktail Napkins/26pk 'Sophistiplate’s ‘Filling So Grateful’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a pumpkin pie slice with whipped cream on red and gold text. Ideal for autumn parties or Thanksgiving celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-its-giving-friends 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/21_2200b1d7-4453-4fa3-8e87-40ad6729ff6f.jpg?v=1750441503 'It's Giving Friends' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'It's Giving Friends' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a cream color, red border, and bold orange lettering—ideal for autumn gatherings or festive Thanksgiving celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/give-thanks-cocktail-napkins-26pk-give-thanks 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/20_7cb13bf2-34ed-4223-a7ae-c9dd0e6a5d88.jpg?v=1750441494 'Give Thanks' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'Give Thanks' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature yellow napkins with “give THANKS” in white and orange plus an orange maple leaf—perfect for Thanksgiving or autumn parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-lets-get-merry 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_99d60dd8-a42e-4f31-aa8a-41772d03202f.jpg?v=1750441490 'Let's Get Merry' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your celebration with Sophistiplate's 'Let's Get Merry' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful Christmas ornaments and gold script text—perfect for holiday parties and cocktail gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-cocktails 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/18_b999a0f7-5953-4b41-9277-8d7e498f94e9.jpg?v=1750441482 'It's Beginning to Look...' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'It's Beginning to Look...' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) are pink with two festive glasses, fruit, and herbs. Red and gold lettering adds a holiday touch—perfect as Christmas napkins or seasonal party supplies. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-happy-ho-ho-holidays 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_2b47e8df-c2ec-4a4e-b41f-779cc8b96521.jpg?v=1750441476 'Ho-Ho Holidays' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'Ho-Ho Holidays' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a green design with white and gold stylized tree shapes and "HAPPY HO-HO HOLIDAYS!"—the perfect festive touch for your Christmas party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-he-sees-you-with-youre-sleeping 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/16_3439c147-54b3-43fb-85a9-f7fdeaae4867.jpg?v=1750441472 'He Sees You...' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'He Sees You...' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a smiling Santa, gold and white lettering—"He sees you when you are drinking"—plus gold stars and a green border for festive holiday flair. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-sleigh-my-name 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_68b8593f-cb7b-4a1a-bda3-0d590e257409.jpg?v=1750441468 'Sleigh My Name' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a playful touch to your next celebration with Sophistiplate's 'Sleigh My Name' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful bubble letters and yellow star accents—perfect Christmas party essentials. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-falalalala 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/13_216fbb53-cb1f-457d-9506-a3569fc36047.jpg?v=1751579512 'Falalalala' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Falalalala' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature "FALA LALA LALA" in bold, colorful letters and a gold foil border—festive Christmas napkins perfect for your next holiday gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-team-naughty 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/14_1fc49182-719a-4107-8dd9-82bfbb21e2fa.jpg?v=1750441455 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add cheer to your Christmas table with Sophistiplate’s 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring a red center, green border, playful pink and white lettering, and festive stars—perfect for your holiday party!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-get-lit 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/12_cb897c35-43ef-40fe-8d81-06481ec37765.jpg?v=1750441442 'Get Lit!' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add festive flair to your holiday table with Sophistiplate’s 'Get Lit!' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful Christmas lights and gold foil lettering—perfect for your Christmas napkin collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-tis-the-season-to-be-tipsy 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_2bf9abec-ec2a-4e6d-bd25-967e166e6a7b.jpg?v=1750441438 'Tis the Season to be Tipsy' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'Tis the Season to be Tipsy' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature playful white script, red with white snowflakes—perfect for adding festive cheer to your holiday party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/birthday-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-birthday-vibes 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/10_b79c1a3a-6839-4217-9f37-cb8d2c04e081.jpg?v=1750441432 'Birthday Vibes' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Birthday Vibes' Cocktail Napkins/26pk feature gold script, a gold scalloped border, and a colorful checkered edge—perfect for brightening any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-a-tini-bit-order 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9_e9977ab3-87db-4b91-8db5-3081c0c8ef25.jpg?v=1750441428 'A Tini Bit Older' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate 'A Tini Bit Older' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a martini glass with three olives and the phrase "a tini bit older"—ideal as birthday cocktail napkins or fun party napkins for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-talk-dirty-to-me 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/talkdirtytomecocktailnapkin.jpg?v=1750436810 'Talk Dirty to Me' Cocktail Napkins/26pk The 'Talk Dirty to Me' Cocktail Napkins/26pk by Sophistiplate feature "TALK DIRTY To me" in yellow, gold, and pink beside a green martini glass with olives—fun party napkins perfect for elevating your cocktail hour. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-great-minds-drinks-alike 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/8_5c3cd0c1-d438-4e47-98d5-3e1dd31810a3.jpg?v=1750441419 'Great Minds Drinks Alike' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s ‘Great Minds Drinks Alike’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature gold-outlined drink glasses and “great minds drink alike” in gold cursive on green, with white star and dot accents—perfect for happy hour. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-are-we-drunk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_e4559bf9-a202-408d-9008-afd8c0010ae1.jpg?v=1750439053 'Are We Drunk?' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Bring smiles to happy hour with Sophistiplate’s 'Are We Drunk?' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful “ARE WE DRUNK? Yes, No, We might be” text and a checkmark next to “We might be.” Perfect party fun!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-i-have-mixed-drinks-about-feelings 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_c794f8bd-d950-4985-bc3d-6810b6529069.jpg?v=1750439048 'Mixed Drinks About Feelings' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add fun to your happy hour with Sophistiplate's 'Mixed Drinks About Feelings' Cocktail Napkins. This 26-pack features pink napkins with playful multicolor lettering—perfect for your cocktail party collection!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-why-limit-happy-to-an-hour 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_d6a989ba-0161-4e32-9149-1027a9037f2a.jpg?v=1750439044 'Why Limit Happy to an Hour' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Elevate your happy hour with Sophistiplate's 'Why Limit Happy to an Hour' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring black and gold foil lettering on white. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-cheers 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_3d67f812-02e5-4e3c-a026-808965641cac.jpg?v=1750439037 'Cheers' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate 'Cheers' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature white napkins with "Cheers" in gold foil script and a colorful blue, green, yellow, and orange border—perfect for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-corks-are-for-quitters 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_def424a9-42d4-4a2e-bd83-7f585d2e3eae.jpg?v=1750439032 'Corks are for Quitters' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s 'Corks are for Quitters' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature bold, multicolored “CORKS” and “QUITTERS,” plus a white “ARE FOR” banner—perfectly pink for wine nights. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-i-need-a-huge-margarita 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_5ea8f12c-9c70-478d-b78a-b6fc710e3f8c.jpg?v=1750439028 'I Need a Huge Margarita' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate’s ‘I Need a Huge Margarita’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature green napkins with white text and a margarita glass illustration—fun, festive accents perfect for your next happy hour gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-cheers-cocktail-napkins-26pk-one-tequila-two-tequila 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_96bdcd2b-3ee2-4ab7-9313-dda9ccc3bcc8.jpg?v=1750439019 'One Tequila, Two Tequila' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate's 'One Tequila, Two Tequila' Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature colorful text and a tequila glass with lime—fun party or happy hour napkins for your next celebration!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/birthday-cocktails-cocktail-napkins-26pk-happy-birthday 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/BBCN-445_dd82389e-879b-4aa0-8242-4b7914be0e84.png?v=1750322330 'Happy Birthday' Cocktail Napkins/26pk Brighten up your birthday celebration with Sophistiplate’s ‘Happy Birthday’ Cocktail Napkins (26pk)—featuring bold, multicolored “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” lettering on a light blue backdrop with a cheerful yellow border. Both fun and functional, these napkins are the perfect festive addition to your party décor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xoxo-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_17c03680-d076-4ddf-9a17-c1ac9fd91bda.jpg?v=1753117162 XOXO Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Sophistiplate XOXO Cocktail Napkins/20pk feature a white design with a large pink X and O, the O accented by a red heart—perfect Valentine’s Day napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-light-blue-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-gilded-pumpkin-16-x-10 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_1.png?v=1750455740 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader | Gilded Pumpkin The Maple 16 x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue features a gilded pumpkin illustration, gold cheese spreader tied at the handle, and ribbon—ideal as a laser-engraved festive charcuterie or cheese board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-turkey-9-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_2.png?v=1750456201 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Turkey The Maple 9" x 6" Artisan Maple Paddle Board features an engraved turkey with fanned tail feathers on grass and a handle, ideal for use as a charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stemless-wine-glass-turkey-21oz 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_5.png?v=1750489855 Stemless Wine Glass | Turkey | 21oz The Maple Stemless Wine Glass | Turkey | 21oz features an etched design of a turkey standing on foliage. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-rectangle-in-white-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-nutcracker-16-x-10 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_5_8328175a-6ca6-4b95-9190-4f6caa4b489a.png?v=1750491362 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in White with Gold Spreader| Nutcracker The Maple 16" x 10" Acacia Heirloom Board in White features three engraved nutcrackers, includes a gold spreader, and is topped with a striped ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-nutcracker 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R2412TH075-GNG-504.png?v=1750491479 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Nutcracker The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader features a Nutcracker design, striped ribbon accent, and makes a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-red-color-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-merry-bright-34-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_6.png?v=1750491825 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Red with Gold Spreader | Merry & Bright The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board features a red section with “Merry & Bright” in gold script, a gold-tipped handle tied with a ribbon, and comes with a gold spreader. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-santa-holly-9-x-8 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-205.png?v=1750515937 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Santa Holly | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Santa Holly | 9" x 6" features an engraved image of Santa in a holly hat, perfect for festive charcuterie or cheese serving. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-tennis-love-9-x-7 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/C-906ART-M-GNG-263_143134cf-15ed-4cdc-9712-fe7b07323eec.png?v=1750517620 Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Tennis LOVE | 9" x 6" The Maple Artisan Maple Paddle Board | Tennis LOVE | 9" x 6" features “LOVE” with a heart-shaped tennis ball and racket V, perfect as a cutting or cheese serving board topped with herbed cheese. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/19-x-14-rubber-wood-thick-handle-round-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/R1914TH075-GNG-409.png?v=1739232820 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Round Board with Gold Spreader | Gather The Maple 19" x 14" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Round Board with gold spreader features engraved “Gather with friends and family” text—an ideal housewarming gift for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/24-x-12-rubber-wood-thick-handle-cutting-board-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_5d2a1fbc-a557-4a2d-abc9-f7fe37121443.png?v=1750501860 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board with Gold Spreader | Yes Chef The Maple 24" x 12" Rubber Wood Thick Handle Board features a “YES, CHEF!” engraving and comes with a gold spreader tied with a striped ribbon—ideal as a personalized charcuterie board against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-with-handle-round-gold-spreader-tied-with-gray-white-ribbon-20-x-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_c50232af-4dbd-413c-b518-33fb27a8e4a5.png?v=1750659535 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader The Maple 20" x 16" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue features a stylish wood-and-blue design and comes with a gold spreader—perfect for an elegant charcuterie display at any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-light-blue-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_0a1fe439-11d3-4eaf-8b1f-346648069b89.png?v=1750659582 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Light Blue with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board in Light Blue displays three crackers, a cheese wedge, and a grape tomato. A gold spreader is tied to its handle with string. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-heirloom-board-skinny-in-pink-color-with-gold-spreader-and-ribbon-34-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_36465e31-da16-4c11-abc0-d8174c67a267.png?v=1750669642 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board In Pink with Gold Spreader The Maple 34" x 6" Acacia Heirloom Board in Pink features a gold spreader and displays nuts, sliced fig, and a wedge of cheese spaced out on its handcrafted surface. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-green-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-15-x-12 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageHorizontalforSite_ba8ca059-7e22-4af2-808a-2f25c8f23a0d.png?v=1750674730 15" x 12" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader A 15" x 12" Green Acacia Bevel Board w/ Spreader by Maple elegantly displays cheese with red berries, crackers, and green grapes, all neatly arranged in separate corners on this stylish wooden charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-long-green-w-gold-spreader-ribbon-20-x-7 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_1_6be6b4ec-f6bc-432c-a7dd-6857a0d5e726.png?v=1750675095 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in Green The Maple 20" x 7" Acacia Bevel Board in Green showcases a small goat cheese log, three thin crackers, and a red pepper, all stylishly arranged and spaced apart on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winter-blossom-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-433A.jpg?v=1765077118 Feeling a little Salty Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum Feeling a little Salty Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature an illustration of a margarita with a lime slice and salted rim, plus the playful text "Feeling a little salty"—perfect for summer parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-nutcracker-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_6c01b2fc-1e0b-4169-bd49-458d93ce26ec.png?v=1750715160 Winter Blossom Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sugarplum’s Winter Blossom Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a watercolor floral design with red and white blooms, green leaves, and red berries on a cream background—ideal winter napkins for festive holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-nutcracker-cocktail-napkins-26pk-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_283b7d96-a283-44aa-8c1a-350521227490.png?v=1750715304 Whimsical Nutcracker Cocktail Napkins/26pk Three whimsical nutcracker figures in ornate uniforms stand side by side on a white background with gold trim and string lights, perfect for Sugarplum's Whimsical Nutcracker Cocktail Napkins/26pk for festive holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whimsical-die-cut-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_a1a01124-c741-47ee-b484-38573896c6f7.png?v=1750715449 Whimsical Nutcracker Die Cut Guest Towels/16pk The Whimsical Nutcracker Die Cut Guest Towels by Sugarplum feature a colorful nutcracker in a red jacket, blue pants and hat, black boots, and gold trim—perfect for festive holiday gatherings. 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A funny gift or drink coaster, it jokes that due to inflation, eating out now costs more—perfect for friends who love humor!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/a-lot-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1364.jpg?v=1755554746 A Lot Coaster Text in a yellow font on a pink background with a green border reads: “I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.” The A Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect for funny coaster fans and bar cart collectors. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/advent-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1205.jpg?v=1755554737 Advent Coaster Red square with green text: I opened the first door on my Drinks On Me Advent Coaster and a tiny pile of dirty laundry fell out. Green border—great for fans of funny drink coaster humor or clever housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/algebra-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1353.jpg?v=1755554730 Algebra Coaster The Algebra Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a blue border and purple "Algebra" text, making it a funny housewarming gift or quirky bar cart accessory for math lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amuse-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1181.jpg?v=1755554722 Amuse Coaster The Amuse Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold orange-pink text on a dark blue background with a purple border: "I amuse the shit out of myself"—a funny drink coaster or quirky hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/anxiety-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1339.jpg?v=1755554715 Anxiety Coaster The Drinks On Me Anxiety Coaster features a green square with a red border and white text: “It’s finally time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety”—a perfect bar cart accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ate-mud-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1316.jpg?v=1755554707 Ate Mud Coaster The Drinks On Me Ate Mud Coaster features a pink square with an orange border and the witty text: “Today’s 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. Me? When I was 3, I ate mud.” A fun gift or quirky drink coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/b-to-an-f-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1264.jpg?v=1755554700 B to an F Coaster The Drinks On Me B to an F Coaster features a light blue box with a purple border and the witty text: “‘I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list.’ ‘Just change the ‘B’ to an ‘F’ and you’ll feel much better about it.’”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/banana-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1407.jpg?v=1755554693 Banana Coaster The Banana Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a pink border and pink text: "Never make eye contact when eating a banana." A hilarious gift for housewarmings or quirky bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bank-account-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1232.jpg?v=1755554686 Bank Account Coaster The Bank Account Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange background, blue border, and witty travel-themed text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or housewarming gift for your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/be-back-never-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1377.jpg?v=1755554678 Be Back Never Coaster Drinks On Me’s Be Back Never Coaster features a yellow square with a light blue border and white text: Gone to the beach. 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A funny drink coaster perfect for sharing laughs or as a housewarming gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/beach-only-worry-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1374.jpg?v=1755554655 Beach Only Worry Coaster The Beach Only Worry Coaster by Drinks On Me features a light blue square with a green border and the quote: “Only worry in the world… is the tide gonna reach my chair.” Perfect for bar cart decor or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bingle-jells-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1250.jpg?v=1755554647 Bingle Jells Coaster The Drinks On Me Bingle Jells Coaster features a green border with red and green text: “Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells”—a funny, quirky accessory for your bar cart or as a drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blah-blah-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1246.jpg?v=1755554639 Blah Blah Coaster A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blitzen-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1200.jpg?v=1755554631 Blitzen Coaster The Blitzen Coaster by Drinks On Me features reindeer and spirits—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen—on a red background with green border; a funny housewarming or bar cart gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bon-jovi-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1309.jpg?v=1755554623 Bon Jovi Coaster The Bon Jovi Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border, blue background, and the quote: “BON JOVI must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.” Perfect for adding playful style to your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/boobs-are-bigger-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1108.jpg?v=1755554614 Boobs Are Bigger Coaster The Drinks On Me Boobs Are Bigger Coaster features a pink square with a purple border and funny text: I love you with all my boobs. A quirky bar cart accessory or housewarming gift for those who appreciate humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/book-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1340.jpg?v=1755554606 Book Coaster The Book Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and white text: "To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday." A fun note for your bar cart or as a quirky drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/book-club-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1242.jpg?v=1755554598 Book Club Coaster The Drinks On Me Book Club Coaster features a maroon square design with "My book club only reads wine labels" in light pink—perfect as a funny hostess gift or drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/born-to-be-wild-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1409.jpg?v=1755554589 Born to Be Wild Coaster The Drinks On Me "Born to Be Wild Coaster" features yellow text on a purple background with a coral border—reads: I was born to be wild. But only til about 8:30ish, Maybe 9pm tops—perfect for your bar cart or as a funny gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bosss-funeral-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1404.jpg?v=1751517504 Boss's Funeral Coaster A navy blue box with white text reads: SCENE. At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin: Who’s thinking outside the box now, Carol? The Drinks On Me Boss's Funeral Coaster—framed in mauve—is a hilarious quirky gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bottle-open-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1341.jpg?v=1773389929 Bottle Open Coaster A red square coaster from Drinks On Me features beige text: “I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit. But I can’t get the damn bottle open”—a funny Bottle Open Coaster for your bar cart or as a cheerful drink accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/brag-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1255.jpg?v=1751517455 Brag Coaster A beige square Brag Coaster by Drinks On Me features a thick orange border and the text: “If you cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag,”—a funny gift or housewarming accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/burning-sage-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1263.jpg?v=1773389906 Burning Sage Coaster The Burning Sage Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green border, pale blue center, and the funny quote: "Burning sage and the kids start whining I can’t breathe. I bet you can’t. demons." A quirky drink coaster and housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/buy-the-shoes-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1078.jpg?v=1773389864 Buy the Shoes Coaster The Buy the Shoes Coaster by Drinks On Me features "LIFE IS SHORT. BUY THE SHOES." in bold red on a white square with a thick red border—making it a funny drink coaster and clever housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/buying-organic-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1058.jpg?v=1751517392 Buying Organic Coaster The Buying Organic Coaster by Drinks On Me features the funny message: "I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, but when I get home they’re just regular donuts"—a great gift or quirky addition to your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cable-repairman-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1403.jpg?v=1751517360 Cable Repairman Coaster Drinks On Me's Cable Repairman Coaster features a teal square with a green border and witty white text: "Cable repairman was on the street and asked me what time it was. I told him between 8am and 1pm." Great for quirky drink spills or your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/call-cops-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1317.jpg?v=1751517285 Call Cops Coaster Text in a blue box with a coral border reads: If you’re going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don’t think this relationship is going to work—Call Cops Coaster by Drinks On Me, a funny bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/campfire-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1222.jpg?v=1751517254 Campfire Coaster The Drinks On Me Campfire Coaster features a hilarious campfire story meme about calling friends before cellphones—perfect as a funny hostess gift or for bringing laughs to your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cant-decide-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1075.jpg?v=1773389845 Can't Decide Coaster The Can't Decide Coaster by Drinks On Me features a bright green border, white background, and the funny quote: "Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep"—a fun addition to your bar cart or drinkware accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/captain-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1371.jpg?v=1773389821 Captain Coaster The Captain Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a green border and bold light blue "CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP SHOW" text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or playful bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cat-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1412.jpg?v=1773389789 Cat Coaster A red square Cat Coaster by Drinks On Me with a green border features white text: "My kids want a cat for Christmas... I usually do a turkey but whatever they want." A funny gift and perfect addition to any bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/check-out-ass-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1269.jpg?v=1751517142 Check Out Ass Coaster The Drinks On Me "Check Out Ass Coaster" features text on a green background with an orange border: "I rolled my eyes so hard, I checked out my own ass." A funny bar cart accessory or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chicken-pot-pie-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1326.jpg?v=1751517127 Chicken Pot Pie Coaster Text on a yellow and green background reads: Drinks On Me Chicken Pot Pie Coaster—funny, quirky, perfect for serving laughs with your drinks or as a housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chill-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1328.jpg?v=1773389769 Chill Coaster The Chill Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a green border, light purple center, and blue text: "My favorite part of teenage driving lessons is almost dying then being told to Chill"—a hilarious bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/clean-to-music-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1410_51238e64-2f8b-453c-82da-44b84657da78.jpg?v=1751517049 Clean to Music Coaster A blue square with a yellow-orange border features the Clean to Music Coaster by Drinks On Me, printed with "You know you’re getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to"—a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-beach-99-problems-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1383.jpg?v=1751517031 Beach 99 Problems Coaster The Beach 99 Problems Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a green border and white text—it's a fun bar cart accessory or playful housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cocktail-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1199.jpg?v=1751517007 Cocktail Coaster The Drinks On Me Cocktail Coaster is a green sign with a red border and “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails” in playful green text—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookie-on-floor-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1352.jpg?v=1773389756 Cookie on Floor Coaster The Cookie on Floor Coaster by Drinks On Me features purple text on a green background with a dark blue border: "If you drop a cookie on the floor and pick it up, does it count as a squat?" A fun gift for funny coaster collectors!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cost-a-lot-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1299.jpg?v=1773389745 Cost a Lot Coaster The Cost a Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me has a red square design with a green border and light green text: "Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas"—a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/could-get-worse-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1094.jpg?v=1751516922 Could Get Worse Coaster The Drinks On Me Could Get Worse Coaster features a thick red border, pale pink center, and black text saying "IT PROBABLY COULD GET WORSE"—a quirky drink coaster or fun bar cart accessory for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/counted-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1413.jpg?v=1751516907 Counted Coaster The Drinks On Me Counted Coaster features a red sign with a green border and white text: "She wondered if being good at being naughty counted?"—a quirky gift or fun addition to your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/crazy-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1408.jpg?v=1773389726 Crazy Coaster The Crazy Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a yellow border and brown text: I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no—a funny drink coaster, perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/creature-stirring-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1416.jpg?v=1773389706 Creature Stirring Coaster The Creature Stirring Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and red cursive text: "Not a creature was stirring... Except for mom who was busting her ass to make it happen." 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Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money." A hilarious drink coaster or unique housewarming gift for anyone with humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/docking-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1372.jpg?v=1751517795 Docking Coaster A teal square Docking Coaster by Drinks On Me with a dark blue border reads: Sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. 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It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over the years." Great as a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory, with a blue border framing the design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eyebrows-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1431.jpg?v=1751518041 Eyebrows Coaster The Eyebrows Coaster by Drinks On Me features a peach background, coral border, and the text: "Bank teller: your account is overdrawn. Me: Well, so are your eyebrows but here we are." 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I don't. Great as a funny coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/foreplay-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1397.jpg?v=1751518332 Foreplay Coaster The Foreplay Coaster by Drinks On Me features a bold, playful message—"Foreplay is nice. But have you tried voluntary housework?"—in blue with a teal border, making it a funny gift or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/found-20-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1398.jpg?v=1751518351 Found $20 Coaster The Found $20 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a green border and yellow text: I found $20 in a car park and thought, what would Jesus do? 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Perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or as a quirky drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/glitter-body-spray-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1063.jpg?v=1751518579 Glitter Body Spray Coaster The Glitter Body Spray Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with the text: I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won’t stop stripping & I have to call it cinnamon—great for bar carts or quirky housewarming gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/go-to-parties-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1332.jpg?v=1751518593 Go to Parties Coaster The Go to Parties Coaster by Drinks On Me features blue text on a purple background with a green border, saying: "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS. I'M A DRUNK, WE GO TO PARTIES." A fun bar cart accessory or hostess gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-place-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1391.jpg?v=1751518609 Good Place Coaster The Good Place Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with a thick yellow border and white text: "I want everyone to know I’m in a really good place right now. I mean, I’m in the liquor store parking lot." 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If they only knew I'm just trying to put my socks on..." Funny for drinks or housewarming gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/grocery-store-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1389.jpg?v=1773388888 Grocery Store Coaster The Drinks On Me Grocery Store Coaster features a green square design with a dark green rounded border and tan text: “Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.” Funny bar cart accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/guitar-player-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1210.jpg?v=1751518727 Guitar Player Coaster The Guitar Player Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square image with a blue border, purple center, and green text: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Sleep with the guitar player—perfect for your bar cart!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/half-ass-coaster-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1194.jpg?v=1751518759 Half Ass (coaster) Coaster Text on a red background with a green border reads: "Jingle all the way! Nobody likes a half-ass jingler" in cream font—Drinks On Me’s Half Ass (coaster) Coaster, perfect as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/happiness-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1107.jpg?v=1751518778 Happiness Coaster Add the Happiness Coaster by Drinks On Me to your bar cart! 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CHEERIO.”—ideal for housewarmings or quirky bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-get-awesome-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1029.jpg?v=1773388848 I Get Awesome Coaster The "I Get Awesome Coaster" by Drinks On Me features purple text on a light blue background with a purple border—a hilarious drink coaster, ideal for bar cart accessories or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-perform-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1017.jpg?v=1751520224 I Perform Coaster The I Perform Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold green text on a beige square with a green border—reading "I DONT SING IN THE CAR. I PERFORM."—a funny drink coaster perfect for unique housewarming gifts or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/id-do-you-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1105.jpg?v=1773388825 I'd Do You Coaster Drinks On Me’s "I’d Do You Coaster" features a pink border, light purple background, and bold red text: “Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. Except you, I’d do you.” A fun gift or quirky addition to your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/if-youre-40-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1088.jpg?v=1751520199 If You're 40 Coaster The If You're 40 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green background, pink border, and pink text: "If you’re 40+, it’s time to leave them young girls alone and get you a woman that understands the signs of a stroke." 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Sincerely, January 2nd.” Perfect for laughs or gifting!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jingle-bell-rock-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1344.jpg?v=1773388804 Jingle Bell Rock Coaster The Jingle Bell Rock Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green sign with a red border that reads: "I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my jingle bell rock." Perfect funny bar cart accessory or gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/jogging-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1304.jpg?v=1755555525 Jogging Coaster Green square with light yellow text: "Just saw 3 people jogging outside & it inspired me to get up & close the blinds," surrounded by a thick lavender border. 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Green text on white with a thick red border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kids-walking-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1351.jpg?v=1773388763 Kids Walking Coaster The Kids Walking Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a green border and yellow text: “Sorry I’m late—my kids were walking from the house to the car.” A funny bar cart accessory or hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kung-fu-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1040.jpg?v=1751520024 Kung Fu Coaster The Kung Fu Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a thick red border and red typewriter text: Surely Not Everyone Was Kung-Fu Fighting. A funny, quirky drink coaster for gifts or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/late-4-times-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1367.jpg?v=1751519996 Late 4 Times Coaster The Drinks On Me Late 4 Times Coaster features a blue square with an orange border and pink text: Boss: you’ve been late 4 times. Me: must be Thursday. A funny drink coaster or housewarming gift for your bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lay-on-beach-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1244.jpg?v=1751519980 Lay on Beach Coaster Text on a turquoise background with a beige border reads: "Lay on the beach with a few million in the bank"—perfect for housewarming gifts or as a funny drink coaster. 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Great as a housewarming gift or funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/listen-to-body-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1361.jpg?v=1751519925 Listen to Body Coaster The Listen to Body Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a light yellow center, lavender border, and the funny phrase: Them: "You need to listen to your body." Body: "You're old and you want pizza." 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A funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lose-your-shoe-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1022.jpg?v=1773388713 Lose Your Shoe Coaster The Lose Your Shoe Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a mint-green square with a pink border: "Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, YOU’RE DRUNK." Perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lost-my-mind-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1065.jpg?v=1773388042 Lost My Mind Coaster A square image with a pink center and blue border features blue text: “I've not lost my mind. Half of it just wandered off and the other half went looking for it.” Lost My Mind Coaster by Drinks On Me—perfect funny gift or drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/love-your-personality-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1109.jpg?v=1751519743 Love Your Personality Coaster The Love Your Personality Coaster by Drinks On Me features a beige center, pink border, and red text—it’s a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory, perfect for unique housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/marriage-deck-of-cards-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1260.jpg?v=1751519730 Marriage Deck of Cards Coaster White text on pink reads: "Marriage is like a deck of cards..."—a witty Marriage Deck of Cards Coaster by Drinks On Me, perfect for your bar cart or as a fun gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/may-i-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1236.jpg?v=1751519707 May I Coaster A text-based meme: A student asks to boost their grade, the prof replies, "Um… it's May!" 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Great for bar carts or as a funny gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/new-job-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1252.jpg?v=1751519561 New Job Coaster White text on a red background reads: The problem with office Christmas parties is having to look for a new job the next day. Green border. New Job Coaster by Drinks On Me—a funny coaster and perfect housewarming gift for friends with humor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/niceish-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1346.jpg?v=1773387935 Niceish Coaster The Drinks On Me Niceish Coaster features a green square with a red border and the phrase "Naughty is such a strong word. Let’s go with nice-ish." in red—ideal as a humorous coaster or unique bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/no-music-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1347.jpg?v=1751519267 No Music Coaster The Drinks On Me No Music Coaster features a red square with a green border and cream text: "If you want me to stop listening to Christmas music in November all you have to do is ask so I can say no." Great for bar carts or as a hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/now-i-wait-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1233.jpg?v=1773387871 Now I Wait Coaster The Now I Wait Coaster by Drinks On Me is a pink square with an orange border, white text that reads “Do what you love and money will follow,” plus a funny message about pizza, wine, napping, and dog selfies—perfect for housewarming or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nye-quit-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1337.jpg?v=1751519228 NYE Quit Coaster A blue square NYE Quit Coaster by Drinks On Me displays: I was going to give up all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered, no one likes a quitter—a funny bar cart or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nye-wearing-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1338.jpg?v=1751519210 NYE Wearing Coaster The NYE Wearing Coaster by Drinks On Me features white cursive text on a blue background with a thick dark blue border and rounded corners—perfect for anyone seeking funny drink coaster ideas for New Year's Eve. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/or-on-top-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1106.jpg?v=1773387859 Or on Top Coaster The Or on Top Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a pink border and white text: "I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top."—the perfect funny drink coaster for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/outside-events-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1190.jpg?v=1751519172 Outside Events Coaster The Outside Events Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold dark pink text on a pink background with a green border that reads: Please. DO not invite me to outside events. Its hot and I’m fat. A funny housewarming gift or bar cart accessory!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/owe-me-3-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1101.jpg?v=1751519147 Owe Me $3 Coaster Green text on a light green background reads: my child: mom you owe me $3 me: you owe me $250k and a new stomach. 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It’s the perfect funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory—great for unforgettable housewarming gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/poem-for-mornings-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1057.jpg?v=1773387826 Poem for Mornings Coaster The Poem for Mornings Coaster by Drinks On Me features a beige square with a maroon border and funny coffee-themed text—perfect as a coffee coaster or bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pooh-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1321.jpg?v=1751519070 Pooh Coaster The Pooh Coaster by Drinks On Me features a coral square with white text and a blue border: "As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich." A witty bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/powerpoint-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1357.jpg?v=1751519053 Powerpoint Coaster The Drinks On Me Powerpoint Coaster features a quote on blue with a red border: “My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation”—a funny gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/prayers-needed-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1293.jpg?v=1751519030 Prayers Needed Coaster The Prayers Needed Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a pink border and reads: Prayers needed. Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job—great for bar carts or quirky housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/press-send-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1394.jpg?v=1751519010 Press Send Coaster The Press Send Coaster by Drinks On Me is a lavender square with a light green border and bold dark purple text: “Sometimes I read a text and think what a psycho. Then I press send.”—a funny housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/push-up-today-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1036.jpg?v=1751518990 Push Up Today Coaster Add humor to your bar with the Drinks On Me “Push Up Today Coaster”—a quirky accessory featuring red text on light green: “I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down... had to get back up, so close enough.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rainstorm-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1425.jpg?v=1755557281 Rainstorm Coaster The Rainstorm Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny housewarming gift or drink coaster: "My wife thinks it’s weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It’d be less weird if she’d let me in. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rock-bottom-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1056.jpg?v=1751516683 Rock Bottom Coaster Centered light green text reads, “Well apparently rock bottom has a basement,” on the Rock Bottom Coaster by Drinks On Me. 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A funny drink coaster perfect for bar cart accessories or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/search-for-chocolate-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1032.jpg?v=1751516517 Search for Chocolate Coaster The Drinks On Me Search for Chocolate Coaster features a purple square with a tan border and the funny quote: “Currently helping my child search for their chocolate that I ate last night”—perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sell-nudes-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1399.jpg?v=1751516496 Sell Nudes Coaster Drinks On Me’s “Sell Nudes Coaster” features a purple square with a green border and funny white text: "Times are tough, so once again, I will be selling my nudes. $5 to get one, $25 not to get one." Great gag gift or coaster!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shag-carpet-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1396.jpg?v=1751516476 Shag Carpet Coaster The Shag Carpet Coaster by Drinks On Me features an orange square with white text on a light green background—a humorous addition to bar cart accessories or a fun housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shit-in-my-soul-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1189.jpg?v=1751516461 Shit in My Soul Coaster The "Shit in My Soul Coaster" by Drinks On Me features a green square with a yellow border and white text: “Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.” Great for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shitty-you-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1311.jpg?v=1751516438 Shitty You Coaster The Shitty You Coaster by Drinks On Me features pink text on a green square with a teal border—perfect as a funny drink coaster and quirky addition to your bar cart or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/size-8-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1358.jpg?v=1751516415 Size 8 Coaster The Drinks On Me "Size 8 Coaster" features playful pink and orange text: “If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8.” A funny hostess gift or accessory for any bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smack-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1366.jpg?v=1773387734 Smack Coaster Drinks On Me’s Smack Coaster features a blue square with a light blue center and the phrase: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over putting on their underwear—funny, perfect for gifts or your bar cart. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smile-while-teeth-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1035.jpg?v=1751516372 Smile While You Still Have Teeth Coaster The Smile While You Still Have Teeth Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a blue border and bold blue text—an amusing addition to your bar cart or the perfect funny drink coaster for your home. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/smother-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1355.jpg?v=1773387703 Smother Coaster The Drinks On Me Smother Coaster features a funny quote on red with a green border: "Keep your marriage fresh—write love notes like I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect gift for housewarmings or laughs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sorry-canot-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1382.jpg?v=1773387681 Sorry Can't Coaster The Sorry Can't Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold, uppercase “SORRY. CANT. BEACH. BYE.” text on a blue square—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/sorry-you-missed-it-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1333.jpg?v=1751516040 Sorry You Missed It Coaster The Sorry You Missed It Coaster by Drinks On Me is a blue square with a green border and yellow text: "The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it." A funny coaster, perfect for housewarming gifts or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spirit-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1348.jpg?v=1751516020 Spirit Coaster Drinks On Me’s Spirit Coaster features a green square with a red border and green text: "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka." A funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/spread-legs-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1148.jpg?v=1751516000 Spread Legs Coaster The Drinks On Me "Spread Legs Coaster" features a humorous quote on a pink background with a blue border—perfect for bar cart accessories or hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/step-out-of-car-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1025.jpg?v=1751515974 Step Out of Car Coaster The Step Out of Car Coaster by Drinks On Me features yellow text on a red background: "Cop, Please step out of the car. Me, I'm too drunk, you get in." 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Perfect for quirky bar carts or as a funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/super-lazy-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1209.jpg?v=1773386819 Super Lazy Coaster A purple square with an orange border reads: I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy, but I’m wearing a cape—perfect for fans of funny bar accessories. 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It might look like a cookie, but it’s actually the flu.” A funny bar cart accessory or housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/trust-fart-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1258.jpg?v=1751515608 Trust Fart Coaster The Trust Fart Coaster by Drinks On Me features a light blue square with a purple border and “After 40, Never trust a fart” in white cursive—a funny gift for housewarmings or bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1256.jpg?v=1773386755 Turkey Coaster The Turkey Coaster by Drinks On Me is a yellow square with an orange border and red text: There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving—even if it’s just not being a turkey. 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Great for quirky housewarming gifts or anyone craving funny drink coaster vibes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/whisper-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1175.jpg?v=1751515375 Whisper Coaster The Whisper Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a green border and white text: I don't fart. I whisper in my panties—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory for housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-pairing-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1406.jpg?v=1751515355 Wine Pairing Coaster The Wine Pairing Coaster by Drinks On Me is a maroon square with a light pink border and cursive text: I like a wine that pairs well with cheese and difficult relatives—perfect as a funny housewarming or bar cart gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/winner-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_206de8dc-4eca-47ea-9c05-c1339fac00f3.jpg?v=1774251322 Winner Coaster A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wondering-eyes-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1193.jpg?v=1751515321 Wondering Eyes Coaster The Wondering Eyes Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with white text and a bold red border, making it a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-gift-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1343.jpg?v=1751515238 Xmas Gift Coaster Gonna lay under the tree to remind my family I’m a gift—just like those Xmas Gift Coasters from Drinks On Me that everyone loves as housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-miracle-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1300.jpg?v=1751515258 Xmas Miracle Coaster The Drinks On Me Xmas Miracle Coaster is a green square with a red border, featuring centered, bold, light-colored all-caps text: "A Christmas miracle is when you say no to a glass of wine"—perfect as a funny drink coaster. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/yoga-class-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1275.jpg?v=1755555525 Yoga Class? Coaster Bold peach text reading "Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass" stands out on dark blue with a purple border—these funny coasters from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Fitness make the perfect gift or conversation starter for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/yogurt-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1294.jpg?v=1751515185 Yogurt Coaster Text on a teal square reads: “I hate when people are eating yogurt and spend 30 minutes going apeshit scraping the container for every last drop. It’s fucking yogurt. Not cocaine.” The Yogurt Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-can-dance-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1028.jpg?v=1751515166 You Can Dance Coaster The You Can Dance Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a light purple border and playful white text: “Trust me, you can dance” -Vodka—a funny bar cart accessory and perfect conversation starter. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/roll-your-eyes-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/roll_your_eyes.png?v=1756940603 When Someone Tells Me I Look Familiar I Tell Them I Do Porn - Cocktail Napkins | As Seen on Real Housewives of Rhode Island The Drinks On Me "Roll Your Eyes Napkin" set features two witty cocktail napkins: one says, “I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?” and the other reads, “When someone says I look familiar, I tell them I do porn.” Perfect for parties or bar carts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-counted-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/xmas_counted.png?v=1756942000 Xmas Counted Napkin Drinks On Me Xmas Counted Napkin—set of two square Christmas-themed coasters with hilarious sayings, perfect as funny cocktail napkins or best-selling holiday party napkins for your next get-together. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-wood-cutting-cheeseboard-w-gold-handles-18-x-12 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1812HDRD-ACA-GLD-OPN.jpg?v=1752464552 Acacia Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard w/ Gold Handles | 18 x 12" The Maple Acacia Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard w/ Gold Handles (18 x 12”) displays a wedge of herbed cheese, crispbread, and a meat, cheese, and veggie skewer—all artfully arranged on its elegant surface. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/walnut-wood-round-lazy-susan-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Copyof16LAZY-WAL-Front1500.jpg?v=1752469830 Walnut Wood Round Lazy Susan | 16" The Maple Walnut Wood Round Lazy Susan, 16", features rich, dark brown grain patterns and a round, flat design, shown from above on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/handled-walnut-bread-board-20-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Copyof206RE-WAL-FRONT1500.jpg?v=1752471349 Handled Walnut Bread Board | 20" x 6" The Maple Handled Walnut Bread Board (20" x 6") features a rectangular shape with a rounded handle and hanging hole, perfect for serving appetizers, shown on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/live-edge-walnut-single-handle-charcuterie-board-24-x-13 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2412LEHB-_MAIN_PRODUCT.jpg?v=1752471619 Live Edge Walnut Single Handle Charcuterie Board | 24" x 12" The Maple Live Edge Walnut Single Handle Charcuterie Board (24" x 12") displays a cheese wedge, soft cheese with red pepper slices, seed crackers, and green grapes arranged neatly on top. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-honeybee-9-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_3633ba07-001a-45b4-87a9-877a024f8bae.png?v=1755275321 9" x 6" Maple Wood Board | Honeybee The Maple 9" x 6" Maple Wood Board | Honeybee features a handle and displays an engraved bee surrounded by a floral wreath in the center. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-shana-tova-with-honeybee-9-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_4.jpg?v=1755275280 9"x6" Maple Wood Board | Shana Tova The Maple 9"x6" Maple Wood Board | Shana Tova is perfect as a cheese or charcuterie tray, featuring a handle and an engraved bee with “Shana Tova” in English and Hebrew in the bottom right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/artisan-maple-paddle-board-customizable-last-name-with-honeybee-9-x-6 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/906ART-Version3_a3fa549d-bab0-4155-b4d1-07853f2dc40b.png?v=1753152338 9" x 6" Maple Wood Board | Personalized with Honeybee The 9" x 6" Maple Wood Board by Maple is engraved with a honeybee and personalized with your name in the corner—ideal as a charming cheese board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/14-x-8-acacia-modern-rectangle-board-shana-tova-with-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_6.jpg?v=1755275296 14"x8" Acacia Wood Board | Shana Tova The Maple 14"x8" Acacia Wood Board features "Shana Tova" in English and Hebrew with a bee design, perfect for serving cheese topped with herbs and seedy crackers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/14-x-8-acacia-modern-rectangle-board-customizable-last-name-with-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_5.jpg?v=1755275305 14" x 8" Acacia Wood Board | Personalized with Honeybee A wedge of herb cheese and seeded crackers sit on Maple’s 14" x 8" Acacia Wood Board, personalized with "The Russells" and a detailed honeybee illustration in the lower right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-honeybee-9-75-x-8 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ABBMED-WHT-SPRDR-GLD-Ver1.png?v=1753152111 Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Gold Spreader Knife | Honeybee | 9.75 x 8" The Maple Acacia Bevel Board White w/ Gold Spreader Knife | Honeybee (9.75 x 8") features a gold bee and floral design, topped with a striped ribbon—perfect for serving charcuterie and cheese in style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acacia-bevel-board-white-w-ribbon-gold-spreader-knife-780-honeybee-with-shana-tova-9-75-x-8 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2026-08-10at2.35.58PM.png?v=1786397767 Bevel Board w/ Spreader Knife | Shana Tova | 9.75 x 8" Celebrate Rosh Hashanah with the Maple Bevel Board w/ Spreader Knife | Shana Tova | 9.75 x 8″. This round acacia wood charcuterie board features a wooden and white design, beautifully engraved with a bee and “Shana Tova.” It comes topped with a striped bow and includes a gold spreader—perfect for festive gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gold-bella-plastic-5-cocktail-forks-12pc 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/products/Untitleddesign_89_b92d3be0-7735-44f3-a57f-965205559e1b.png?v=1588804599 Gold Bella Plastic 6" Cocktail Forks/12pc The Sophistiplate Gold Bella Plastic 6" Cocktail Forks (12pc) feature white plastic prongs and a shiny gold handle—ideal for stylish, reusable party utensils. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-napkin-tray-clear-with-cocktail-napkin-clear-golden-apple-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-409.png?v=1754334026 Golden Apple Cocktail Napkins with Acrylic Tray The Sophistiplate Golden Apple Cocktail Napkins with Acrylic Tray features stylish white and silver napkins neatly arranged in a clear acrylic tray, elegantly finished with a white ribbon bow and a gold accent—an exquisite addition to any modern tabletop décor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-napkin-tray-clear-with-cocktail-napkin-clear-honeybee-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-229.png?v=1754334034 Honeybee Cocktail Napkins with Acrylic Tray The Sophistiplate Honeybee Cocktail Napkins with Acrylic Tray features white cocktail napkins adorned with a gold bee motif, elegantly arranged in a clear acrylic tray with a honeycomb pattern and tied with a white ribbon—an ideal addition to any modern tabletop. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/acrylic-napkin-tray-clear-with-guest-towel-honeybee-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-229.png?v=1754334222 Honeybee Guest Towels with Acrylic Tray The Sophistiplate Honeybee Guest Towels with Acrylic Tray features a clear rectangular acrylic tray adorned with a white ribbon and includes cards embellished with black stripes, a honeycomb pattern, and a gold bee design—an elegant way to display guest towel napkins in your bathroom. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-fitness 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/DrinksonMeBundles_1.jpg?v=1754346718 Coaster Bundle: Fitness A stack of colorful cards featuring the top card: "So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?"—a funny touch from Drinks On Me, perfect with the Coaster Bundle: Fitness as a fun gift for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-honey 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/white_honeybee_mobile.jpg?v=1773860840 Gilded Honey Table Setting A tabletop set featuring Sophistiplate Honeybee Salad Plates (8pk), gold-striped paper plates with ruffled edges, bee-themed napkins, matching cups, and floral centerpieces, all elegantly displayed on a yellow and white striped table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-guest-towel-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-200-458_png_5a789503-abe0-4870-9a4f-861761d33faf.jpg?v=1755543565 Christmas Guest Towels with Tray Holly Berry https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-360_33247278-19c8-4572-a5b8-0937c9d18b62.png?v=1755564440 Easter Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Easter Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray includes pink floral rabbit napkins tied with a white satin ribbon in a clear acrylic tray—an elegant, modern addition to your tabletop. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/floral-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-200-443_png_4a302a3e-826c-4734-8ff8-66df17ca570e.jpg?v=1755579686 Floral Guest Towel with Napkin Tray (Ceramic + Acrylic) A set of Sophistiplate Floral Guest Towels in a ceramic and acrylic napkin tray, featuring pink dahlia designs, neatly arranged for an elegant touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/floral-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-248_png_b0048902-951e-4cd0-9c57-b5f0c8f13a19.jpg?v=1755580754 Floral Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Floral Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray features floral-patterned napkins with purple hydrangeas and green leaves in a clear tray—ideal for modern tabletops. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/valentines-day-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-313_4876f256-9755-43b5-aba1-7aab10d6557d.png?v=1755590673 Valentines Day Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Valentines Day Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray holds heart-printed napkins in pink, red, and gold, tied with a white ribbon—an elegant touch to any modern tabletop. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-103_17386451-44f2-4b3a-a253-2a6c51cbe49d.png?v=1755591645 Eco Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Eco Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray features white napkins with gray stripes neatly arranged in an acrylic tray and finished with a white satin bow, offering an elegant touch to any modern tabletop. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-394_png_85542f1d-fd8c-49aa-b3cf-211e3c501e0c.jpg?v=1755594334 Christmas Cocktail Napkins with Tray Sophistiplate’s Christmas Cocktail Napkins with Tray feature a festive green wreath and red berries design—beautifully tied with a white ribbon in an Acrylic Napkin Tray, ideal for elevating your modern tabletop or pairing with cocktail napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/birthday-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-276_dc5c37aa-fece-44b1-9ca4-bed53ac97cfb.png?v=1755596041 Birthday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray (Ceramic + Acrylic) The Sophistiplate Birthday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray (Ceramic + Acrylic) displays festive party-themed guest towel napkins featuring gift and dessert designs, elegantly tied with a white ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-307_png_5e69706d-f244-4845-b2de-f26c7953b9b0.jpg?v=1755597911 Thanksgiving Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Thanksgiving Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray features autumn-themed napkins with blue and orange pumpkins and leaves, tied with a white ribbon—a stylish touch for any modern table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/halloween-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-100-455A_2639b40c-297c-4019-984b-11eac97197f0.png?v=1755599157 Halloween Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Halloween Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray features pink napkins with a black and orange checkered border, elegant gold writing, and comes in a clear acrylic tray tied with a white ribbon—perfect for modern tabletop decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/everyday-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-200-444_png_d195ca4c-90a8-4042-879f-82bafe1357e9.jpg?v=1762198753 Everyday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray (Ceramic + Acrylic) The Sophistiplate Everyday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray features a white ceramic tray holding black and white geometric napkins, elegantly tied with a white ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/everyday-cocktail-napkin-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKCTR-200-444_png_eb5fcc01-7966-45f8-9d4c-4ef8b3b62c9d.jpg?v=1756161550 Everyday Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Everyday Cocktail Napkin with Napkin Tray features a wavy ceramic holder displaying stylish cocktail napkins in black, white, and gold stripes, neatly tied with a white satin ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/personalized-maple-wood-cutting-cheeseboard-test 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/products/2014hd.jpg?v=1660753760 Personalized Maple Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard (Test) Personalized Maple Wood Cutting + Cheeseboard by Maple, engraved with THE MILLERS, jason ♥ lindsey, and APRIL 11, 2012. Cheese, crackers, and peppers are displayed on this custom charcuterie board. "Personalize This Item!" icon shown top right. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12x8-maple-wood-board-shana-tova 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_77826d73-7364-4496-a6d3-14baeb7efaa2.jpg?v=1756407226 12"x 8" Maple Wood Board | Shana Tova The Maple 12"x8" maple wood board features a handle with leather loop and “Shana Tova” in English and Hebrew, plus a bee engraved in the corner. Perfect for serving cheese or charcuterie. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-x-8-maple-wood-board-personalized-with-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_e4541c31-92e6-4bde-b688-e02e3b440772.jpg?v=1757002127 12" x 8" Maple Wood Board | Personalized with Honeybee The Maple 12" x 8" Maple Wood Board features a handle, leather loop, and “The Seehoffs” engraved above a honeybee illustration—personalized and perfect as a charcuterie board for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-x-8-maple-wood-board-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_4cd8c298-91be-4742-9f59-1b5253d1e1e9.jpg?v=1756407226 12" x 8" Maple Wood Board | Honeybee The Maple 12" x 8" Maple Wood Board | Honeybee features a handle, leather loop, and engraved bee with floral wreath—ideal as a charming cheese or charcuterie board for gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-x-9-arched-maple-board-shana-tova 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_83e45c60-721d-4a75-9787-baf6627e5fd6.jpg?v=1756407439 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board | Shana Tova The 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board by Maple is a lightweight hard rock maple cutting board with curved edges, engraved with a bee and “Shana Tova” in English and Hebrew, ideal as a unique charcuterie board. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-x-9-arched-maple-board-personalized-with-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_503e1d77-f333-47e0-af8b-ea6354ef267e.jpg?v=1757002086 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board | Personalized with Honeybee The Maple 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board features natural wood grain and an engraved honeybee illustration with “The Rosenbergs” in elegant script on the lower right corner. Personalization available. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/12-x-9-arched-maple-board-honeybee 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_df82ea9c-6bfa-419a-935c-25068ff8fca7.jpg?v=1756407512 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board | Honeybee The 12" x 9" Arched Maple Board | Honeybee by Maple features an engraved bee at the center with a circular floral wreath—ideal as a cheese or charcuterie board for elegant entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ultimate-rosh-table-golden-apple 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Gilded_Honeybee_14.jpg?v=1786129931 Rosh Tablescape for 16 Guests: Golden Apple Here’s a rewritten version using the provided product data: Create a stunning tablescape with the Rosh Tablescape for 16 Guests: Golden Apple by Sophistiplate LLC, featuring gold-accented designer paper plates with stylish geometric patterns, coordinating gold cutlery, and elegant floral centerpieces in blush and burgundy tones. Top of the image displays: BUNDLE & SAVE 15%. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blue-calico-cocktail-napkins 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_d1cf60e6-fd49-491f-9eff-6dd9c4b02252.jpg?v=1757538219 Blue Calico Paper Cocktail Napkins/20pk Blue Calico Paper Cocktail Napkins by Hester & Cook feature a detailed white floral and leaf design on a blue background, bringing vintage elegance to any gathering. Pack includes 20 napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/blue-calico-guest-towel-napkins 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_0b82b85c-854f-4389-adf7-12714e870429.jpg?v=1757538219 Blue Calico Paper Guest Towels/16 pack Hester & Cook's Blue Calico Paper Guest Towels (16 pack) feature a blue background with an intricate white floral pattern of flowers, leaves, and vines densely covering the rectangular sheet. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-calico-paper-cocktail-napkins-20pk-copy 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_66245eae-651f-4292-a91e-eab255bfbba5.jpg?v=1757538559 Green Calico Paper Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Green Calico Paper Cocktail Napkins (20pk) by Hester & Cook feature a vintage square design with detailed white flowers and leaves on a green background—an elegant, botanical choice for any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-calico-paper-guest-towels-16-pack 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-09-10at5.07.52PM.png?v=1757538602 Green Calico Paper Guest Towels/16 pack Hester & Cook’s Green Calico Paper Guest Towels (16 pack) feature a dense green and white floral pattern of vines, leaves, and blooms—an elegant botanical touch for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-table-setting-for-8 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/turkey_and_gourds_final.jpg?v=1760397550 Turkey & Gourds Table Setting Bundle A festive table is set with Rosanne Beck Turkey & Gourds Placemats, autumn plates, gold-rimmed chargers, floral centerpieces with pink roses, fall napkins, and a burlap tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-white-gold 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main.jpg?v=1735522320 Eco White & Gold Table Setting The Eco White & Gold Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features cream eco-friendly plates, gold cutlery, clear glasses, and decorative napkins on a lace runner with white and blush floral centerpieces for a formal table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-cream-sage-table-setting-for-8 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_4c05e703-ea88-4cd4-891a-554b492d86a5.jpg?v=1775846182 Eco Cream & Sage Table Setting The Eco Cream & Sage Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features layered green and cream eco-friendly plates on rustic placemats, a white floral table runner, small white lamps, and greenery accents for a stylish dining experience. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/orange-black-stripe-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-09-25at4.13.04PM.png?v=1758841991 Orange & Black Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Orange & Black Stripe Runner (20x25”) features bold horizontal stripes and comes partially unrolled—ideal for a unique paper table runner or creative gift wrap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autumn-plaid-runner-20-x-26 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-09-25at4.14.33PM.png?v=1758842084 Autumn Plaid Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Autumn Plaid Runner (20x25") features a brown, yellow, and orange plaid—ideal for creative gift wrapping or as a festive paper table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/brown-painted-check-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-09-25at4.19.30PM.png?v=1758842377 Brown Painted Check Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Brown Painted Check Runner (20x25") features a stylish brown and white grid pattern, ideal for creative table settings or gift wrapping. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/regal-pumpkin-placemat-12-sheets 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-09-25at4.21.17PM.png?v=1758842527 Regal Pumpkin Placemat - 12 Sheets The Regal Pumpkin Placemat - 12 Sheets by Hester & Cook features an intricate rust-orange floral pattern on cream, with a scalloped edge, adding vintage charm and pairing perfectly with stylish disposable tableware. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pumpkin-burleigh-stripe-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_a717a335-43de-44c7-b8ea-f94d81a0e8aa.jpg?v=1758842924 Pumpkin Burleigh Stripe Cocktail Napkins/20pk Pumpkin Burleigh Stripe Cocktail Napkins by Hester & Cook feature vertical orange and beige stripes with detailed floral accents—ideal for adding a refined, cohesive touch to any setting. Pack includes 20 napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autumn-arrangement-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_c4f7bf1a-f941-4a6d-b64d-a4547674309f.jpg?v=1758842924 Autumn Arrangement Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Autumn Arrangement Cocktail Napkins (20pk) by Hester & Cook feature a hand-drawn orange poppy surrounded by muted florals—perfect for adding elegance to your gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autumn-arrangement-guest-napkins-16pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_d8aaf2fe-e098-47de-a434-d77fa8320904.jpg?v=1758843093 Autumn Arrangement Guest Napkins/16pk Inspired by Hester & Cook's Autumn Arrangement Guest Napkins/16pk, this design features hand-drawn orange poppies, yellow thistles, and brown leaves with vintage detailing on a light beige background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-placemat-10pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2026-11-02at4.43.32PM.png?v=1793666622 Turkey & Gourds Placemat/10pk Octagonal Turkey & Gourds Placemat/10pk featuring a watercolor illustration of three pumpkins, leaves, and berries inside a decorative brown border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-bow-place-card 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-10-13_at_1.17.07_PM.png?v=1761586169 Turkey & Gourds Bow Place Card/10pk A folded Rosanne Beck Turkey & Gourds Bow Place Card with "Willow" in black cursive, featuring a brown and white checkered bow and small gourds—ideal for buffet labels or special events. Comes in a 10-pack. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-cookie-round-placemats-10pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_97a78900-c697-430b-9e88-413bf24f00a8.jpg?v=1760387832 Gingerbread Cookie Round Placemats/10pk Rosanne Beck’s Gingerbread Cookie Round Placemats (10pk) feature a festive gingerbread person on a plate with a candy-filled border—ideal for adding holiday charm to your Christmas table décor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-trellis-table-runner-20-x-12 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_15_4ff27d1c-165a-4b88-a90f-4534312261d6.jpg?v=1760388577 Holly Berry Trellis Table Runner - 20x12" The Rosanne Beck Holly Berry Trellis Table Runner (20x12") features a festive green leafy and pink floral pattern on white, perfect for adding charm to your Christmas table decor. Disposable for easy cleanup. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wreath-place-card-10pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_c5fa9088-dfd7-4ce9-9af9-a029dcc7c10d.jpg?v=1760389233 Holly Wreath Place Card/10pk The Rosanne Beck Holly Wreath Place Card (10pk) features a white card with a red border, a green wreath with red and white bow on the left, and space for names—ideal as buffet labels or place cards. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/turkey-gourds-the-ultimate-thanksgiving-tablescape 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge.jpg?v=1793570080 Turkey & Gourds: Thanksgiving Table for 16 Sophistiplate LLC Turkey & Gourds: Thanksgiving Table for 16 place settings on a plaid table runner featuring designer disposable plates decorated with turkeys and pumpkins, matching napkins, and a floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-the-ultimate-thanksgiving-table 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge_5.jpg?v=1793570103 Bright & Thankful: Thanksgiving Table for 16 Overhead view of a Bright & Thankful: Thanksgiving Table for 16 featuring heavy duty paper plates, pumpkin and leaf napkins, gold-rimmed chargers, and a central bouquet of sunflowers and roses. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/test-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/orange-frame-place-card-12ct 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled-3_f8bf1119-00c7-4a18-83cc-c83d6b42af73.jpg?v=1761936656 Orange Frame Place Card/12ct The Hester & Cook Orange Frame Place Card (12ct) is displayed upright on a stand. Featuring a plain white background with an orange border, it's ideal for use as place cards or buffet labels. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/autumn-blossom-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_17f9b87c-9f24-4d4e-a9fc-079969b2f7ec.jpg?v=1761945826 Autumn Blossom Table Setting An Autumn Blossom Table Setting by Sophistiplate featuring designer disposable plates with scalloped gold rims on a woven charger and checkered tablecloth, with floral napkins, a floral centerpiece, and gold-handled cutlery. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pumpkin-garden-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PUMPKINGARDEN.jpg?v=1761949626 Pumpkin Garden Table Setting Sophistiplate Pumpkin Garden Table Setting featuring a white designer disposable plate with gold trim on an orange floral charger, with white and gold cutlery, a patterned napkin, and a floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pumpkin-burleigh-stripe-guest-towels 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_17.jpg?v=1761949395 Pumpkin Burleigh Stripe Guest Towels/16pk Featuring vertical orange and cream stripes with intricate floral designs, Hester & Cook's Pumpkin Burleigh Stripe Guest Towels (16pk) add a stylish floral touch to any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/everyday-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray-copy 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-362_972516d3-6742-49b7-bda9-8ef2651f0885.png?v=1762198753 Everyday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Everyday Guest Towel with Napkin Tray neatly displays patterned blue and white paper napkins with red strawberries, all tied with a white ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-398_1e52d204-8dfc-4935-ac6b-5325e2c94604.png?v=1755543565 Christmas Guest Towels with Tray The Sophistiplate Christmas Guest Towels with Tray features festive holiday napkins with gold and silver nutcracker designs, artfully stacked in a clear acrylic tray and tied with a white satin ribbon for an elegant display. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-360_0b15ae06-8a2d-4b6f-bcbb-d0d81b3c64fb.png?v=1755563866 Easter Guest Towel with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Easter Guest Towel with Napkin Tray features pastel blue floral napkins tied with a white ribbon, elegantly arranged in a clear rectangular acrylic tray. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/floral-guest-towel-with-napkin-tray-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKGTR-100-248_png_620f5b3e-8327-4161-a970-d3920099db7a.jpg?v=1755579686 Floral Guest Towel with Napkin Tray The Sophistiplate Floral Guest Towel with Napkin Tray (Ceramic + Acrylic) holds light blue napkins featuring purple hydrangeas and green leaves, elegantly tied with a white ribbon. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-ultimate-christmas-tablescape-holly-berry 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge_9.jpg?v=1793571075 Holly Berry: Christmas Table for 16 A Holly Berry: Christmas Table for 16 tablescape for sixteen featuring decorative heavy duty paper plates with reindeer and holly motifs, red-handled cutlery, green lattice-patterned napkins, and a floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/simply-eco-compostable-table-setting-cream-copy 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ivoryharvest.jpg?v=1789163511 Ivory Harvest Table Setting A Sophistiplate LLC Disposable Plates and Tableware Set (94-188 Pcs) - Ivory Harvest featuring ivory scalloped-edge plates, napkins with pumpkin and turkey illustrations, and a floral centerpiece on a plaid table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ivory-harvest-thanksgiving-table-for-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge_18.jpg?v=1793818482 Ivory Harvest: Thanksgiving Table for 16 An Ivory Harvest: Thanksgiving Table for 16 place setting featuring decorative compostable plates with turkey and pumpkin motifs, solid off-white scalloped plates, napkins, and cutlery arranged on a plaid table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gold-peppermint-stripe-runner 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-11-11at4.09.21PM.png?v=1762906168 Gold Peppermint Stripe Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Gold Peppermint Stripe Runner (20x25") features diagonal gold and white stripes, making it ideal for gift wrapping or as a stylish paper table runner, shown partially unrolled on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/moss-painted-check-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2025-11-11at5.20.06PM.jpg?v=1762911096 Moss Painted Check Runner - 20" x 25' The Hester & Cook Moss Painted Check Runner (20" x 25') features a green and white checkered pattern, perfect for festive gift wrapping or as a decorative table runner. Shown partially unrolled on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/merry-bright-christmas-table-for-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge_7.jpg?v=1793571053 Merry & Bright: Christmas Table for 16 Overhead view of a Merry & Bright: Christmas Table for 16 set with heavy-duty paper plates featuring tree and stocking illustrations, red-and-white striped napkins, a floral centerpiece, and a label reading BUNDLE & SAVE 25%. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bundle_SaveBadge_10.jpg?v=1793571166 Vintage Santa: Christmas Table for 16 Overhead view of a Vintage Santa: Christmas Table for 16 featuring Santa-shaped paper plates, Christmas tree napkins, gold-rimmed plates, white cutlery, and a floral centerpiece, with a banner reading BUNDLE & SAVE 25%. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/red-burleigh-stripe-guest-towels-16pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_28_aecc1c39-d082-4bd2-84db-1f306a60b8de.jpg?v=1763496646 Red Burleigh Stripe Guest Towels/16pk Add vintage elegance to your table with Hester & Cook’s Red Burleigh Stripe Guest Towels (16pk), featuring red and white vertical stripes with floral details—perfect for pairing with other floral napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/red-burleigh-stripe-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design_27.jpg?v=1763496923 Red Burleigh Stripe Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Red Burleigh Stripe Cocktail Napkins by Hester & Cook feature a vintage-inspired square design with vertical red and cream stripes, alternating floral and solid bands, perfect for elegant gatherings. Pack of 20. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/red-burleigh-placemat-12ct 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_29_deecf1bb-9861-4706-952b-0f2a7681b6d2.jpg?v=1763497032 Red Burleigh Placemat - 12ct The Hester & Cook Red Burleigh Placemat (12ct) features a bold red border, white floral patterns, and scalloped edges—perfect for adding decorative flair to any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peppermint-stripe-guest-towels-16pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_30.jpg?v=1763504703 Peppermint Stripe Guest Towels/16pk Hester & Cook Peppermint Stripe Guest Towels (16pk) feature a rectangular design with diagonal red and white stripes, creating a classic candy cane look on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/peppermint-stripe-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_31.jpg?v=1763504776 Peppermint Stripe Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Peppermint Stripe Cocktail Napkins/20pk by Hester & Cook features a square design with diagonal red and white stripes, perfect for festive gatherings and adding a touch of elegance to your table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mug-hot-cocoa-gift-set 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-12-01_at_5.32.58_PM.png?v=1764639261 Mom Mug + Cocoa Gift Set The Mom Mug + Cocoa Gift Set by Sophistiplate LLC features a charming mug and Bang Candy Company Cocoa Mix—an ideal hot cocoa gift set and a delightful present for Mom. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-white-blue-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_374303a4-7ce4-49f8-97d4-9986f56faa68.jpg?v=1764635732 Eco White & Blue Table Setting The Eco White & Blue Table Setting by Sophistiplate features eco-friendly cream plates, gold and blue cutlery, blue patterned napkins, wine glasses, and a centerpiece of white and pale pink flowers on a woven runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SDP-423.jpg?v=1764662880 Let's Mardi Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Let's Mardi Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round scalloped edge with alternating gold, green, purple, and yellow sections on the border, a white center, and gold-dotted inner rim—festive for any Mardi Gras celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SSP-423.jpg?v=1764663059 Let's Mardi Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Let's Mardi Salad Plates (8pk) feature round scalloped edges, a white center with gold dots, and a festive border in gold, green, purple, and yellow—perfect Mardi Gras plates for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/SAB-423.jpg?v=1764663254 Let's Mardi Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Celebrate Mardi Gras with Sophistiplate’s Let’s Mardi Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk), featuring scalloped edges, vibrant yellow, green, purple, and gold sections plus a white center—ideal for serving festive treats at your party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot2026-01-14at9.25.59AM.png?v=1768411572 Let's Mardi Guest Towels/20pk The Let's Mardi Guest Towels/20pk by Sophistiplate feature a rectangular pattern with alternating purple, green, and yellow diamond shapes, accented by yellow fleur-de-lis on a white background—perfect festive napkins for your Mardi Gras celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-422.jpg?v=1764668075 Rococo Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Rococo Cocktail Napkins/26pk feature a floral pattern with pink, yellow, and red flowers, green leaves, a butterfly, and a hummingbird on white with a pink border—perfect for stylish entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage.jpg?v=1768248523 Let's Mardi Table Setting The Let's Mardi Table Setting by Sophistiplate features designer paper plates in gold, purple, and green, gold utensils, floral centerpieces, argyle napkins, “Mardi Gras” cards, and a gold-striped runner for a stunning disposable tablescape. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_3.jpg?v=1773853864 Rococo Table Setting The Rococo Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold cutlery, designer pink and floral disposable plates, pastel floral napkins, and lush white, yellow, and blue flowers for an elegant tablescape on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-422.jpg?v=1764666500 Rococo Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate’s Rococo Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a pink and gold scalloped rim with a vibrant floral design—ideal as elegant party plates or wavy-edge dinnerware for your next stylish celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-422.jpg?v=1764666508 Rococo Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Rococo Salad Plates (8pk) feature a round, wavy edge with a gold rim, pink center adorned with colorful flowers and green leaves, and a cream border with a gold diamond pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-422.jpg?v=1764666518 Rococo Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate’s Rococo Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a scalloped edge, gold and light blue border, and floral with butterfly and bee motifs on cream—ideal elegant party tableware for special occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_7f2ceb9c-7b68-47f9-b6bb-21c5f54155a7.png?v=1778587602 Rococo Guest Towels/20pk Charming illustration of pink and white flowers, green leaves, a butterfly, and a bee on blue with a pink border—perfect for Sophistiplate Rococo Guest Towels/20pk. Ideal for adding elegance to any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-433C.jpg?v=1765077118 Life's a Beach make some Waves Napkins/26pk Enjoy summer with Sophistiplate's "Life's a Beach make some Waves" napkins (26pk), featuring bold sun and waves artwork—perfect, colorful additions to your coastal cocktail napkin collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lets-mardi-cocktail-napkins-26pk-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-423.jpg?v=1764663640 Let's Mardi Cocktail Napkins/26pk A gold crown above “Let’s Mardi” in purple, yellow, green, and light purple on a white background decorates the Sophistiplate Let's Mardi Cocktail Napkins (26pk), perfect for Mardi Gras celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_7.png?v=1777496278 Tidal Wave Table Setting Create a nautical-themed tablescape with the Sophistiplate Tidal Wave Table Setting, featuring seashell, starfish, and anchor motifs, coordinating blue-and-white accents, gold utensils, and woven placemats. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-426.jpg?v=1764669365 Tidal Wave Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Tidal Wave Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round white design with scalloped edges, blue and gold stripes, and a central blue seashell—ideal for coastal-themed or stylish seashell dinnerware collections. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-426.jpg?v=1764669256 Tidal Wave Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Tidal Wave Salad Plates (8pk) feature a wavy edge, blue and yellow starfish center, gold rim, and blue border with white knots—ideal coastal-themed tableware for ocean-inspired parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-426.jpg?v=1764668968 Tidal Wave Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Pair Sophistiplate’s Tidal Wave Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk), featuring blue and white stripes, a central anchor, and a gold scalloped edge, with your nautical tableware for the perfect seaside party touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_1_26370472-a9ca-4d7f-92eb-17b7e8af2714.png?v=1778588383 Tidal Wave Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate's Tidal Wave Guest Towels (20pk) feature vertical light blue and white stripes, a dark blue rope motif along one edge, and blue tassels on the short side—ideal for a coordinated seaside look with coastal napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tidal-wave-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-426.jpg?v=1764668882 Tidal Wave Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Tidal Wave Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a blue starfish on a white, scalloped shape with blue trim and a rope pattern—perfect coastal accents for your next gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/partyintheusa1.png?v=1779143791 Party in the USA Table Setting The Party in the USA Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC includes gold-rimmed American flag plates, gold and red cutlery, patriotic napkins, and a white flower centerpiece—ideal for Fourth of July or as a party in a box. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDP-425.jpg?v=1764842079 Party in the USA Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Party in the USA Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a blue scalloped edge, gold border, and white stars—ideal for patriotic gatherings or as festive Fourth of July plates to brighten your celebration table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FSP-425.jpg?v=1764841956 Party in the USA Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Party in the USA Salad Plates (8pk) feature a solid blue center, gold edges, and red and white striped rims—perfect patriotic disposable plates for serving treats at your next celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FAB-425.jpg?v=1764842125 Party in the USA Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Serve treats in style with Sophistiplate’s Party in the USA Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk), featuring a round white design, scalloped gold rim, and festive blue stars—perfect for adding flair to any patriotic celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-425_9a143eec-67ba-49b8-a186-1e1893051116.jpg?v=1764841978 Party in the USA Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate's Party in the USA Guest Towels (20pk) feature a white background with red, blue, and gold stars plus festive blue and gold borders—ideal party napkins for patriotic events or USA-themed celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/woodland-harvest-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_c2e86143-4a99-4a63-b54a-7ff74b1af589.png?v=1788971225 Woodland Harvest Table Setting A fall-themed table setting with 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features an illustrated grouse surrounded by autumn leaves on a burgundy background, reminiscent of the elegant Sophistiplate Woodland Harvest Salad Plates (8pk)—perfect for elevating your Thanksgiving table alongside turkey paper plates and other Thanksgiving disposable plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/woodland-harvest-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-427.jpg?v=1764900820 Woodland Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate’s Woodland Harvest Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8-pack) feature a scalloped gold and red rim and showcase an illustration of a quail in flight surrounded by autumn leaves and plants. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/woodland-harvest-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_30.png?v=1791834075 Woodland Harvest Guest Towels/20pk Woodland Harvest Guest Towels/20pk featuring a folded paper towel with a cream, green, and maroon plaid pattern and a cluster of autumn leaves in one corner, perfect for fall bathroom decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/woodland-harvest-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-427.jpg?v=1764905864 Woodland Harvest Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add an elegant touch to your fall gatherings with Sophistiplate’s Woodland Harvest Cocktail Napkins (26 pack), featuring watercolor-style illustrations of pheasants among golden grasses and plants, bordered by a brown frame—perfect for Thanksgiving or autumn parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_f5884b8f-991c-4896-b444-5bcfe1fe4430.png?v=1789499534 Home for the Holidays Table Setting Set a festive Christmas table with gold chargers, red and white striped placemats, gold cutlery, red napkins, and elegant white floral centerpieces. For the perfect holiday touch, use Sophistiplate’s Home for the Holidays Dinner Plates (8 pack), featuring charming Christmas tree designs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-429.jpg?v=1764901856 Home for the Holidays Dinner Plates/8pk Bring cheerful style to your holiday gatherings with the Sophistiplate Home for the Holidays Dinner Plates (8pk). These round plates feature a red, green, and gold border adorned with pine branches, holly, and red bows for a festive touch. The center is plain white, making them perfect for showcasing your Christmas dinners with elegance. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-429.jpg?v=1764901843 Home for the Holidays Salad Plates/8pk Serve up seasonal cheer with the Sophistiplate Home for the Holidays Salad Plates, a pack of 8 round disposable plates featuring a charming Christmas tree in the center, surrounded by green holly leaves and red berries, and finished with an elegant wavy edge—perfect for festive gatherings!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-429.jpg?v=1764901833 Home for the Holidays Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Home for the Holidays Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk features round plates with wavy red edges, adorned with festive holly leaves, pine needles, white and red berries on a crisp white background. Perfect for Christmas parties, each bowl has a plain center bordered by elegant green and gold rings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-429_820dfb3c-6db6-4065-9d62-5730cf6d0033.jpg?v=1764901816 Home for the Holidays Guest Towels/20pk Add a welcoming seasonal touch to your gatherings with Home for the Holidays Guest Towels by Sophistiplate. These festive napkins feature a red and green border surrounding a bouquet of pine branches, berries, and greenery tied with a large red ribbon at the center—perfect for pairing with coordinating holiday napkins to create a cheerful atmosphere. Each pack includes 20 guest towels. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-429.jpg?v=1764901790 Home for the Holidays Cocktail Napkins/26pk The Sophistiplate Home for the Holidays Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a decorated Christmas tree with a gold star on top, centered on a white background. With a border of holly and red berries and a green outer edge, these festive napkins are the perfect addition to your Christmas party supplies. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hanukkah-toile-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_e3d89086-c2a6-4ed3-86ef-ea816d4ad321.png?v=1778534240 Hanukkah Toile Table Setting A Hanukkah-themed table setting featuring blue and white floral patterned plates and Hanukkah Toile Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk decorated with menorahs and Stars of David, paired with gold-rimmed plates and blue-handled cutlery. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hanukkah-toile-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-428.jpg?v=1764914461 Hanukkah Toile Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Hanukkah Toile Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round design adorned with blue floral patterns, a gold edge, and a central blue Star of David—ideal for serving Hanukkah meals or enhancing your collection of blue and white holiday plates with an elegant touch. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hanukkah-toile-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-428.jpg?v=1764914459 Hanukkah Toile Salad Plates/8pk Bring elegance to your table with Sophistiplate’s Hanukkah Toile Salad Plates (8pk), featuring blue floral patterns, a gold rim, and a central menorah illustration with nine glowing candles. These decorative plates are perfect for festive gatherings and celebrations, beautifully complementing any Hanukkah spread. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hannukah-toile-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-428_402adb17-485e-4e9f-93c3-04a00a43afaf.jpg?v=1764914400 Hanukkah Toile Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate Hanukkah Toile Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk shaped like a star with a blue and gold border and a white center featuring blue floral vines. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hannukah-toile-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-428_04dcb7df-f8b8-4c23-a600-333f6f949027.jpg?v=1764914431 Hanukkah Toile Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate Hanukkah Toile Guest Towels/20pk featuring a blue Star of David on a blue and white floral background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hanukkah-toile-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-428_11a5167f-f45c-4124-bfe9-0728ae7f1aac.jpg?v=1764914436 Hanukkah Toile Cocktail Napkins/26pk A blue and gold menorah with nine lit candles is centered on a Sophistiplate Hanukkah Toile Cocktail Napkin, which features a decorative blue floral border inspired by classic blue and white toile. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_9.png?v=1778266158 Classic Grad Table Setting The Sophistiplate Classic Grad Table Setting features black and gold paper plates, “Congrats Grad!” signs, gold utensils, bow-tied napkins, and white floral centerpieces—perfect for stylish graduation party decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDP-424.jpg?v=1764917657 Classic Grad Dinner Plates/8pk Celebrate in style with Sophistiplate’s Classic Grad Dinner Plates (8pk)—scalloped black plates with gold trim, featuring a gold cap, “Congrats GRAD!” in white and gold, and star accents. Perfect disposable graduation plates for your party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FSP-424.jpg?v=1764917578 Classic Grad Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Classic Grad Salad Plates (8pk) feature a round, scalloped-edge design with a black background, gold graduation caps and tassels, and a gold rim—ideal chic tableware for your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDC-424.jpg?v=1764917653 Classic Grad Salad Plates/8pk Celebrate your grad with Sophistiplate’s Classic Grad Salad Plates (8pk)—black and gold plates featuring “Congrats Grad!” in white and gold letters plus a gold tassel. These disposable plates are perfect for easy cleanup at your graduation party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-424.jpg?v=1764917585 Classic Grad Guest Towels/20pk A white rolled-up diploma reading "Congrats!", tied with a metallic gold bow on a black background—perfect for celebrating with Sophistiplate Classic Grad Guest Towels/20pk. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-424.jpg?v=1764917503 Classic Grad Cocktail Napkins/26pk Sophistiplate Classic Grad Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a black design with a gold border, gold graduation cap, and “Let’s Celebrate!” in white script—ideal for elegant graduation party or cocktail napkin use. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/classic-grad-cocktail-napkins-b-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-424A.png?v=1764917557 Classic Grad Cocktail Napkins A/26pk Celebrate in style with Sophistiplate's Classic Grad Cocktail Napkins (26pk)—black napkins featuring a gold cap and tassel, plus "Happy Graduation!" in bold white script with a gold border. Perfect for any graduation party!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pearl-white-6-inch-wood-party-pick-30pk-gift-box 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PPL-452.jpg?v=1771627686 Pearl White 6" Wood Party Pick/30pk A box of Simply Serv'd Pearl White 6" Wood Party Pick (30pk) is shown, with three picks displayed outside. Each pick features a white pearl-like top for decoration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pearl-pink-6-inch-wood-party-pick-30pk-gift-box 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PPL-453.jpg?v=1774718467 Pearl Pink 6" Wood Party Pick/30pk A pink and gold Simply Serv'd box labeled "Pearl Pink 6\" Wood Party Pick/30pk" contains 30 compostable wood party picks with pink pearl-like beads. Three large picks are displayed next to the box. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/red-white-blue-stars-6-inch-wood-party-pick-30pk-gift-box 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2025_11_Sophistiplate-Products_Picks1920_WEB.jpg?v=1764943369 Red White Blue Stars 6" Wood Party Pick/30pk Three large Simply Serv'd Red White Blue Stars 6" Wood Party Picks are fanned out on a white background, each topped with a red, white, or blue star from left to right. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_50.jpg?v=1768350682 Timeless Blush Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Blush Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round design with a gold rim and light pink floral pattern on white—ideal for elegant gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_51.jpg?v=1768350632 Timeless Blush Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Blush Salad Plates/8pk feature a round ruffled shape, pink floral pattern, and wavy metallic gold rim on white—perfect decorative paper plates for special occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_49.jpg?v=1768350577 Timeless Blush Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk Sophistiplate's Timeless Blush Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature a round design with delicate pink florals and a wavy metallic gold rim, perfect for adding elegance to any setting. Shown from above on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_47_1b57fbcd-d49a-4eee-9c0c-ca21fe1d565f.jpg?v=1768350442 Timeless Blush Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Blush Guest Towels (20pk) feature a pale pink floral pattern with two gold lines, combining elegance and style for any occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitleddesign_48.jpg?v=1768350442 Timeless Blush Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Blush Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a pink floral pattern on a white background, elegantly accented with a gold foil border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-are-the-guac-to-my-chip-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-433B.jpg?v=1765077118 You are the GUAC to my Chip Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum’s “You are the GUAC to my Chip” Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a smiling tortilla chip in sunglasses sitting in guacamole, surrounded by hearts. Cute and perfect for summer parties!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vacay-mode-on-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-433D.jpg?v=1765077118 Vacay mode On Cocktail Napkins /26pk Bring a coastal vibe to your party with Sugarplum's Vacay mode On Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring colorful "vacay MODE ON" text and a gold sun icon—perfect for gatherings when vacation mode is officially activated!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/she-said-yes-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-430A.jpg?v=1765077117 She said Yes Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum’s She said Yes Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature "she said YES" in gold and a diamond ring above "said"—perfect for bridal showers or bachelorette parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bride-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-430B.jpg?v=1765077117 Bride Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum Bride Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature "Bride" in shiny gold script with a diamond above the i—perfect as bridal shower or elegant gold cocktail napkins for your bachelorette party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/last-fling-before-the-ring-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-430C.jpg?v=1765077118 Last Fling before the Ring Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum's Last Fling before the Ring Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature gold napkins with "LAST FLING BEFORE THE RING" text and a pink hand outline—perfect for bachelorette or bridal shower celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/shes-tying-the-knot-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-430D.jpg?v=1765077117 She's tying the Knot Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum’s She’s tying the Knot Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature white gold paper with elegant gold cursive text and a bow illustration—perfect for bachelorette parties or bridal showers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/congrats-grad-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-431A.jpg?v=1765077117 Congrats Grad Cocktail Napkins /26pk Celebrate in style with Sugarplum's Congrats Grad Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring a white napkin with a black graduation cap, "Congrats GRAD" in gold and black lettering, and festive confetti lines—perfect for any graduation party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cheers-graduate-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-431B.jpg?v=1765077118 Cheers Graduate Cocktail Napkins /26pk The Sugarplum Cheers Graduate Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a black square design with gold and white "CHEERS! GRADUATE" text, a gold cap above, and a rolled diploma tied with a gold ribbon—perfect for graduation celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/your-future-is-bright-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-431C.jpg?v=1765077119 Your future is bright Cocktail Napkins /26pk Celebrate graduation with Sugarplum's "Your future is bright" cocktail napkins (26pk), featuring a pink background, colorful text, and a rainbow beam design—perfect for any graduation party!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/best-dad-ever-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-432A.jpg?v=1765077118 Best Dad Ever Cocktail Napkins /26pk Featuring a dark blue background and large “BEST. DAD. EVER.” text—“DAD.” in shiny gold, others in light blue—Sugarplum’s Best Dad Ever Cocktail Napkins (26pk) are perfect for Father’s Day celebrations. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-man-the-myth-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-432B.jpg?v=1765077118 The Man The Myth Cocktail Napkins /26pk Sugarplum's The Man The Myth Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature a light blue background, bold gold DAD in the center, navy blue text above and below—THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND—with gold stars separating each phrase. Perfect for Father's Day!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/best-mom-ever-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-432C.jpg?v=1765077119 Best Mom Ever Cocktail Napkins /26pk Celebrate Mother’s Day with Sugarplum's "Best Mom Ever Cocktail Napkins" (26pk); pink napkins featuring dark pink and gold cursive lettering and a small heart—perfect for your special gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/super-mom-woman-tired-cocktail-napkins-26pk-copy 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-432D.jpg?v=1765077118 Super Mom Woman Tired Cocktail Napkins /26pk The Sugarplum Super Mom Woman Tired Cocktail Napkins (26pk) feature colorful “Super” cursive above bold “MOM. WOMAN. TIRED.”—perfect as fun Mother’s Day napkins or party supplies and a great gift for moms!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cookie-tray-gifting-kit-charming-easter-6pkg 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2025_11_Sophistiplate-Products_CTGK-4301895_WEB.jpg?v=1765441774 Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Charming Easter/6pkg The Sugarplum Cookie Tray Gifting Kit Charming Easter/6pkg features pastel packaging, a bunny and floral design, gift tags with rabbits, pink baker’s twine, and clear bags—ideal for sharing Easter treats. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-blush-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_4.jpg?v=1772233011 Timeless Table Setting: Blush The Timeless Table Setting: Blush by Sophistiplate features pink and gold-rimmed heavy duty paper plates, gold cutlery, pink napkins, clear glasses, and a white and blush floral centerpiece on a white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/timelesssagesquare.jpg?v=1784747599 Timeless Table Setting: Sage Experience an elegant table setting with Sophistiplate’s Timeless Table Setting: Sage, featuring designer disposable plates with floral patterns, gold-rimmed cutlery, napkins, clear cups, and a central arrangement of white and blush flowers on a white tablecloth—all arranged in a symmetrical display. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-471.jpg?v=1768346804 Timeless Sage Dinner Plates/8pk Sophistiplate Timeless Sage Dinner Plates, 8pk—round disposable plates with a gold foil edge and light green botanical pattern on white; ideal for elegant occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-471.jpg?v=1768346733 Timeless Sage Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Sage Salad Plates/8pk feature a light gray floral pattern and gold wavy-edged rim, making them the perfect elegant match for your tray and ideal for any sophisticated event. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WAB-471.jpg?v=1768346528 Timeless Sage Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Timeless Sage Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) by Sophistiplate feature a gold border and green floral pattern on white, perfectly complementing your floral paper plates for elegant table settings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-471.jpg?v=1768346397 Timeless Sage Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Sage Guest Towels (20pk) feature a white rectangular design with delicate light gray floral lines and gold bands, offering an elegant, minimal look ideal for pairing with your favorite floral or elegant napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sage-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-471.jpg?v=1768346227 Timeless Sage Cocktail Napkins/20pk Sophistiplate Timeless Sage Cocktail Napkins (20pk) feature a green floral and botanical design on white with an elegant gold foil border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/timelesssandsquare.jpg?v=1784747579 Timeless Table Setting: Sand Experience the Timeless Table Setting: Sand by Sophistiplate, featuring gold-rimmed designer paper plates, floral-patterned napkins, elegant gold cutlery, clear glasses, and a stunning centerpiece of white and blush flowers beautifully arranged on a crisp white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WDP-472.png?v=1765444153 Timeless Sand Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Sand Dinner Plates/8pk feature round scalloped edges, a gold metallic rim, and a delicate soft beige floral pattern on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-472.png?v=1765444258 Timeless Sand Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Sand Salad Plates/8pk feature a round shape, wavy gold metallic rim, and light floral pattern on white—ideal for elevating any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-appetizer-dessert-bowls-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WSP-472.png?v=1765444258 Timeless Sand Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate Timeless Sand Salad Plates/8pk feature a round shape, wavy gold metallic rim, and light floral pattern on white—ideal for elevating any table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Horizontal_for_Site_4.png?v=1778589442 Timeless Sand Guest Towels/20pk Sophistiplate's Timeless Sand Guest Towels (20pk) feature a white background with light beige floral patterns and elegant gold bands—ideal decorative napkins for adding sophistication to special occasions. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/timeless-sand-cocktail-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-472.png?v=1765443101 Timeless Sand Cocktail Napkins/20pk The Timeless Sand Cocktail Napkins by Sophistiplate feature vintage-style beige floral illustrations on a white background, framed by textured gold borders. Each pack includes 20 elegant napkins perfect for stylish entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-chance-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3002.jpg?v=1765870473 Good Chance- Wine Bag The Good Chance- Wine Bag by Drinks On Me features a yellow polka-dot design, orange handle and tag, and reads "There's a good chance there’s WINE in here"—a playful, reusable option for gifting wine. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/too-old-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3003.jpg?v=1765871077 Too Old- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me Too Old-Wine Bag features blue stripes, a dark blue handle and tag, plus a yellow and white label that reads "Since we're too old for shots"—a funny reusable bag perfect for gifting wine. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-like-wine-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3004.jpg?v=1765871158 I Like Wine- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me “I Like Wine” wine bag is tall with pink-purple stripes, a dark handle, and a funny gold and white label. Includes a matching blank gift tag—perfect hostess gift!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/overpriced-bottle-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3005.jpg?v=1765871260 Overpriced Bottle- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me "Overpriced Bottle" Wine Bag is green with a wavy pattern, white handle, and reads "There's nothing an overpriced bottle of wine can't fix!" Comes with a matching gift tag—ideal for hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fluent-cabernet-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3007.jpg?v=1765871358 Bad Decisions- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me Bad Decisions Wine Bag is a light blue reusable bag with cream handles and “Pairs well with bad decisions” in white and yellow. Includes a matching blank gift tag—great for gifting or as a funny hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/good-friends-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3009.jpg?v=1765871453 Good Friends- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me "Good Friends- Wine Bag" is a tall, pink and purple striped reusable wine bag with a gold handle and matching gift tag—ideal as a funny wine bag or hostess gift. The label reads, “Good friends bring wine.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/joy-bag-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3010.jpg?v=1765871500 Joy Bag- Wine Bag The Joy Bag- Wine Bag by Drinks On Me is a tall, purple reusable bag with wavy lines, yellow handles, and a pink label asking "Can other bags fit this much JOY?"—plus a scalloped-edge gift tag—perfect for any celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/todaying-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3011.jpg?v=1765871614 Today'ing- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me "Today'ing" Wine Bag features tall, reusable design with blue/purple stripes, purple sides, black handles, and a matching tag. Printed with: Because TODAY is TODAYING a little TOO HARD—makes a fun gift or hostess wine bag. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-store-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3012.jpg?v=1765871682 Wine Store- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me Wine Store–Wine Bag features red diagonal stripes, yellow handles, a label saying "I followed my heart and it led me to the wine store," plus a matching blank gift tag in the top right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stay-hydrated-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3013.jpg?v=1765871755 Stay Hydrated- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me Stay Hydrated Wine Bag features light blue with white polka dots, blue panels and handle, a fun "Stay hydrated by adding ice to your wine" label, plus a matching gift tag—perfect for hostess gifting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bought-this-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3015.jpg?v=1765871892 Bought This- Wine Bag The Bought This Wine Bag by Drinks On Me features a green geometric pattern, yellow handle and tag, and a label that reads "I bought this on the way here" in white and yellow—ideal for hostess gifts or any fun occasion. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vineyard-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3016.jpg?v=1765872020 Vineyard- Wine Bag The Vineyard-Wine Bag by Drinks On Me features teal stripes, a gold-edged label reading "It doesn’t take a Village, it takes a Vineyard," and comes with a matching teal gift tag—ideal as a fun hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-helps-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3017.jpg?v=1765872093 Wine Helps- Wine Bag The Wine Helps- Wine Bag by Drinks On Me features a beige polka-dot design, pink handle, and “LIFE happens. WINE helps.” label. It’s ideal for hostess gifts and comes with a matching gift tag in the top right corner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/a-true-friends-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3019.jpg?v=1765872231 A True Friends- Wine Bag The "A True Friends- Wine Bag" by Drinks On Me is a pink, striped, reusable wine bag with a red handle, scalloped label, and matching blank tag—perfect for hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/are-you-drunk-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3020.jpg?v=1765872349 Are You Drunk- Wine Bag The Are You Drunk- Wine Bag by Drinks On Me is a reusable, humorous wine bag with yellow diagonal stripes and a handle, featuring checkboxes for "YES" and "NO"—plus an X outside both—for a quirky hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/someone-asked-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3021.jpg?v=1765872465 Someone Asked- Wine Bag The Someone Asked- Wine Bag by Drinks On Me is a tall orange gift bag with yellow stripes, a red side, and an orange handle. The label reads: "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/fun-fact-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3022.jpg?v=1765872520 Fun Fact- Wine Bag The Drinks On Me Fun Fact-Wine Bag is light green with polka dots and cream handles, labeled “FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as 1 glass.” Includes matching gift tag—perfect for a funny hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-like-wine-that-pairs-well-wine-bags 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3023.jpg?v=1765872579 I Like Wine That Pairs Well - Wine Bag The I Like Wine That Pairs Well - Wine Bag by Drinks On Me is a tall, pink reusable wine bag with a maroon handle and a decorative label. It includes a matching blank label, making it perfect for hostess gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/my-friends-tell-me-im-too-cheap-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MyfriendstellmeI_mtoocheap.png?v=1773960803 My Friends Tell Me I'm Too Cheap Napkin Drinks On Me’s "My Friends Tell Me I’m Too Cheap" cocktail napkins come in green with funny sayings—great for parties. One reads, “I’m too cheap,” and the other says, “More money, more problems? I'm down to test this theory.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cancel-plans-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CancelPlans.png?v=1773960782 Cancel Plans Napkin Drinks On Me's Cancel Plans Napkins feature two square cards with witty quotes—one reads, "Apologies for the delayed response; I was hoping you’d figure it out without me," and the other, "Don’t ever be afraid to cancel plans with me... https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/welcome-to-adulthood-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Welcometoadulthood.png?v=1773960760 Welcome to Adulthood Napkin Set of two square “Drinks On Me” notepads. Includes: "Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to retire" and the brand’s "Welcome to Adulthood Napkin"—perfect for cocktails or as witty bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/friends-dont-let-friends-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FriendsDon_tLetFriends.png?v=1773960748 Friends Don't Let Friends Napkin The Friends Don't Let Friends Napkin set by Drinks On Me includes two funny square cocktail napkins: one says, "I’m a wine enthusiast. The more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." The other reads, "FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK BAD WINE. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/we-have-an-open-door-policy-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/WeHaveAnOpenDoorPolicy.png?v=1773960731 We Have An Open-Door Policy Napkin Add humor to your next party with two "We Have An Open-Door Policy" wine napkins by Drinks On Me. These purple and pink cocktail napkins are perfect bar cart accessories for gatherings or dinner parties. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/of-course-size-matters-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/OfcourseSizeMattters.png?v=1773960710 Of Course Size Matters Napkin Two stacks of Drinks On Me Of Course Size Matters Napkins for wine lovers—one says “SOMEONE PLEASE CALL NINE-WINE-WINE,” the other reads “Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.” Fun bar cart accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-improves-with-age-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/wineimproveswithage.png?v=1773960657 Wine Improves With Age Napkin The Drinks On Me "Wine Improves With Age Napkin" set includes two colorful square cocktail napkins—one gold with purple "I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection." text, and one pink with white "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/you-know-youre-getting-old-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/YouKnowYou_reGettingOld.png?v=1773960645 You Know You're Getting Old Napkin Add humor to your party with this Drinks On Me set: two "You Know You're Getting Old" cocktail napkins—one says, "It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser," the other jokes about birthday cake as a fire hazard. Perfect bar cart accessories!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/my-back-goes-out-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/MyBackGoesOut.png?v=1773960634 My Back Goes Out Napkin Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me’s "My Back Goes Out Napkin" set—two cocktail napkins with purple trim: one quips, “Don’t let another birthday get you down,” the other, “MY BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN I DO.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-rococo-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-RCNC.jpg?v=1765876497 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Rococo The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Rococo Board Gift Kit features a round acacia wood board with a handle, packaged in clear plastic with a striped bow and includes floral-patterned cocktail napkins on the front. Spreader not included. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-hydrangea-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-HYNC.jpg?v=1765876729 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Hydrangea The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit features a round acacia wood board wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon and cocktail napkins adorned with hydrangeas, perfect for an elegant charcuterie setup. Spreader not included. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-tidal-wave-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-TWNC.jpg?v=1765876956 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Tidal Wave The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Tidal Wave features a round acacia wood board with handle, wrapped in clear plastic and a striped ribbon, plus a blue starfish napkin—ideal for appetizers or charcuterie. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-capri-coast-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-CCNC.jpg?v=1765877006 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Capri Coast The Sophistiplate Capri Coast 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit, wrapped in clear plastic with a black and white striped bow, includes a cocktail napkin with painted lemon, green leaves, yellow flowers, and blue accents. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-easter-toile-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-ETNC.jpg?v=1765877266 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Easter Toile The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Easter Toile features an acacia wood board with a handle, wrapped in clear plastic and tied with a striped ribbon, plus a green card showing a white bunny with a purple bow amid flowers and leaves. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-charming-easter-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-CENC.jpg?v=1765877266 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Charming Easter The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Charming Easter Board Gift Kit features a round acacia wood board wrapped in plastic with a black and white ribbon, plus cocktail napkins with a watercolor bunny on pink florals—perfect for gifting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-pink-peonies-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-PINC.jpg?v=1765877477 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Pink Peonies The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit in Pink Peonies includes a round acacia wood charcuterie board with engraved M, wrapped in clear plastic with a striped bow, plus pink peony floral cocktail napkins. Spreader not included. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-woodland-harvest-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-WHNC.jpg?v=1765877571 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Woodland Harvest The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Woodland Harvest Board Gift Kit features a round acacia wood board with handle, wrapped in clear plastic and finished with a striped ribbon and card—ideal as a charcuterie or appetizer serving tray. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-hanukkah-toile-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-HTNC.jpg?v=1765877266 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Hanukkah Toile The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit—Hanukkah Toile features an acacia wood board wrapped in clear plastic with a black-and-white bow and a decorative Hanukkah cocktail napkin displaying a blue menorah and floral border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-home-for-the-holidays-w-o-spreader 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-GLD-HHNC.jpg?v=1765877733 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Home for the Holidays The Sophistiplate 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Home for the Holidays features a wooden charcuterie board with handle, clear plastic wrap, striped ribbon, and a festive napkin with a decorated Christmas tree and green holly border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/friends-tell-me-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1460_621cacc1-e7bf-47f2-9a76-07d74d5697f4.jpg?v=1773355736 Friends Tell Me Coaster The Friends Tell Me Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a dark green center that says: My friends tell me I'm too cheap, but I'm not buying it—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/more-money-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1461.jpg?v=1766735054 More Money Coaster The More Money Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with “More money, more problems? I’d like to test this theory.” in light letters and a lighter green border—ideal as a funny drink coaster or unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cancel-plans-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1462.jpg?v=1766735154 Cancel Plans Coaster Text reads: Don’t ever be afraid to cancel plans with me. I’m always ready to lay down and do nothing—just me and my Cancel Plans Coaster by Drinks On Me. Blue text on a peach background with a blue border. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/delayed-response-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1463.jpg?v=1766735264 Delayed Response Coaster A teal square coaster by Drinks On Me, the Delayed Response Coaster, features a purple border and the text: Apologies for the delayed response; I was hoping you’d figure it out without me. A fun addition to your bar cart or home!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bad-driver-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1464.jpg?v=1766735344 Bad Driver Coaster Drinks On Me’s Bad Driver Coaster features a yellow sign with blue border reading: "You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says: In 400 feet, stop and let me out." Perfect for bar carts or as a unique housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/i-was-a-child-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1465_dd6e169c-bc4f-4fce-91c9-55b74b4fb868_2.jpg?v=1773355582 I Was a Child Coaster The I Was a Child Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square orange design with a red border and the quote: "Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to retire." A funny coaster—great for bar carts or housewarming gifts. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/morning-forecast-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1474.jpg?v=1766736230 Morning Forecast Coaster A brown box with pink borders contains text: Drinks On Me Morning Forecast Coaster—Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee and sarcastic comments. Perfect funny housewarming gift for coffee lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/my-bladder-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1466.jpg?v=1766736367 My Bladder Coaster The My Bladder Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink-bordered square with the text: "What inspires you to get out of bed every day? Me: my bladder mostly." A hilarious and quirky addition to your bar cart or drinkware collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/climbing-everest-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1471.jpg?v=1772751765 Climbing Everest Coaster A green square coaster with a red border from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Birthday features the funny text: “I see people my age climbing Everest. I’m just happy to get my leg through my pants without losing my balance.” Great for gifts or your collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-improves-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1472.jpg?v=1772751765 Wine Improves Coaster The Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Birthday features a pink square with a blue border and bold blue text: "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine." A funny, giftable set perfect for friends. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/im-not-old-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1473.jpg?v=1772751765 Im Not Old Coaster A teal square with rounded corners and a purple border shows white text: I'm not old. I'm aged to perfection. And full bodied—a funny Drinks On Me coaster from the Coaster Bundle: Birthday, perfect as a gift or for your collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/get-older-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1475.jpg?v=1772751765 Get Older Coaster Bold white text on a light green background with a teal border reads, “IT IS EASIER TO GET OLDER THAN IT IS TO GET WISER”—a fun Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Birthday gift for friends or as part of a coaster set. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/my-back-goes-out-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1476.jpg?v=1766737426 My Back Goes Out Coaster The Drinks On Me My Back Goes Out Coaster is a light green, square, funny drink coaster with a blue border and bold gray text: MY BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN I DO—ideal for bar carts or as a unique hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/another-birthday-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1477.jpg?v=1772751765 Another Birthday Coaster A purple square with a pink border shows light blue text: Don’t let another birthday get you down. It’s too hard to get up again—perfect for gifting or laughs with the Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Birthday. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-enthusiast-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1467.jpg?v=1766737608 Wine Enthusiast Coaster The Drinks On Me Wine Enthusiast Coaster features white text on maroon: “I’m a wine enthusiast. The more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.” A fun pink-bordered bar cart accessory or gift for wine lovers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/open-door-policy-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1468.jpg?v=1766737672 Open-door Policy Coaster The Open-door Policy Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple design with a witty message in white text. Perfect for housewarming gifts or as a bar cart accessory, it adds fun humor to any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/balanced-diet-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1469.jpg?v=1766737743 Balanced Diet Coaster The Balanced Diet Coaster by Drinks On Me features the quote "A balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand." Its green, playful design makes it an ideal bar cart accessory or a fun housewarming gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/size-matters-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1470.jpg?v=1766737797 Size Matters Coaster The Drinks On Me Size Matters Coaster features a red-bordered, blue-backed sign with bold white lettering: "Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine."—a humorous bar cart or housewarming gift accessory. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-friendly-table-setting-blush 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ecoblushmain.png?v=1787783273 Eco-Friendly Table Setting- Blush A Disposable Plates and Tableware Set (88-176 Pcs) - Eco Blush table setting for four with scalloped blush pink plates, gold-toned flatware, pink-striped napkins, and matching glassware, centered around a small floral arrangement. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-friendly-table-setting-sage 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_756ff1df-7860-4951-b456-aff4722170a4.jpg?v=1767827260 Eco-friendly Table Setting- Sage Sophistiplate LLC Disposable Plates and Tableware Set (88-176 Pcs) - Eco Sage featuring scalloped plates, white utensils with gold handles, and napkins arranged around a central floral centerpiece on a woven table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/pink-peonies-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PinkPeonies.jpg?v=1767910954 Pink Peonies Table Setting A table is set with pink and gold partyware, gold cutlery, pink glasses, candles, and Sophistiplate's Cocktail Napkin Pink Peonies. Large pink peonies decorate the center atop a striped cream and pink table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/green-lattice-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/IMG_0427.webp?v=1768412615 Green Lattice Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Green Lattice Runner (20x25") showcases a green lattice design on white—a stylish touch for creative gift wrapping or as a fresh alternative to traditional paper table runners. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-cream-blush-table-for-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_cb55f026-4f31-42f6-98fd-b9bb63c262c5.jpg?v=1770053832 Eco Cream & Blush Table Setting for 16 A long outdoor table is styled with Sophistiplate LLC's Eco Cream & Blush Table Setting for 16, including white chairs, party plates, wooden cutlery, striped cups, and floral centerpieces on a pink and white runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_no_die-cuts.jpg?v=1772234825 Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile The Sophistiplate LLC Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features bunny and floral designer plates, green floral napkins, gold utensils, clear glasses, and a pastel flower centerpiece on pink gingham over burlap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lilac-painted-check-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/lilacrunner.webp?v=1770340578 Lilac Painted Check Runner - 20x25" The Hester & Cook Lilac Painted Check Runner (20x25") features a charming pink and white pattern, ideal for gift wrapping or as a vibrant table runner, shown partially unrolled on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-rose-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CopyofPDPHorizontalTemplateGardenRose_1.jpg?v=1771010268 Garden Rose Table Setting Create a spring-inspired look with the Sophistiplate Garden Rose Table Setting, featuring a green plaid runner, white scalloped plates, green and floral napkins, gold and white cutlery, clear glasses, and white/blush floral centerpieces. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-rose-guest-towels-pack-of-16 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Copy_of_PDP_Horizontal_Template_Garden_Rose_2.jpg?v=1771010991 Garden Rose Guest Towels - Pack of 16 Add a touch of spring to your party with Hester & Cook’s Garden Rose Guest Towels—featuring a bright floral pattern with large pink, yellow, and orange flowers and green leaves. Pack of 16. Perfect for napkins or guest towels. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/garden-rose-cocktail-napkins 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Copy_of_PDP_Horizontal_Template_Garden_Rose_4.jpg?v=1771011269 Garden Rose Cocktail Napkins - Pack of 20 The Garden Rose Cocktail Napkins by Hester & Cook feature a seamless floral design with vibrant orange, yellow, and pink flowers—ideal for spring gatherings. Each pack includes 20 napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/chocolate-bunny-place-cards-pack-of-12 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CopyofPDPHorizontalTemplateGardenRose_6.jpg?v=1771012008 Chocolate Bunny Place Cards - Pack of 12 Hester & Cook’s Chocolate Bunny Place Cards (Pack of 12) feature a bunny with a pink ribbon beside a blank card—ideal as charming labels or place cards for your Easter table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/violet-hydrangea-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_98df7d06-9629-45dd-9c99-5a580eb012cc.jpg?v=1771624005 Violet Hydrangea Table Setting Create a spring-inspired Violet Hydrangea Table Setting by Sophistiplate with braided placemats, designer disposable plates, gold cutlery, floral napkins, and white and pale pink flowers atop a pink gingham runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ultimate-easter-tablescape-for-16-violet-hydrangea 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_5d76706a-1c2d-464b-a36f-193cad9adac8.jpg?v=1771624151 Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Violet Hydrangea Create a spring-inspired table with the Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Violet Hydrangea by Sophistiplate LLC, featuring woven placemats, designer plates, gold cutlery, floral napkins, name cards with chocolate bunnies, and a white and pink floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/ultimate-passover-tablescape-timeless 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/GMASET-231_1.jpg?v=1773250103 Passover Tablescape for 16: Timeless The Sophistiplate LLC Passover Tablescape for 16: Timeless features blue and white floral designer paper plates, gold-edged chargers, gold flatware, blue-handled knives, and a baby's breath centerpiece for an elegant and refined look. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/charming-easter-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/CharmingEaster_a747e5bb-70ae-4d69-b2a2-cf5431a41971.jpg?v=1741374564 Charming Easter Table Setting Create a festive look with the Sophistiplate Charming Easter Table Setting, featuring bunny and chick plates, gold cutlery, pink and purple glassware, striped napkins, plus a floral centerpiece with eggs and greenery. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/easter-toile-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_image_no_die-cuts.jpg?v=1772234825 Easter Toile Table Setting The Sophistiplate LLC Ultimate Easter Tablescape for 16: Easter Toile features bunny and floral designer plates, green floral napkins, gold utensils, clear glasses, and a pastel flower centerpiece on pink gingham over burlap. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/lavender-fields-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_1.jpg?v=1773853114 Lavender Fields Table Setting The Lavender Fields Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer lavender plates, gold utensils, pink napkins, and lush green-white floral centerpieces on a white tablecloth with a green lattice runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/rococo-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/PDPMainImage_3.jpg?v=1773853864 Rococo Table Setting The Rococo Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold cutlery, designer pink and floral disposable plates, pastel floral napkins, and lush white, yellow, and blue flowers for an elegant tablescape on a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/capri-coast-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Copy_of_Copy_of_Capri_Coast_full_set.jpg?v=1787788177 Capri Coast Table Setting Create a festive table with the Capri Coast Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC—heavy duty disposable party plates featuring lemon-inspired blue and white patterns, accompanied by white utensils and napkins neatly arranged for effortless and stylish entertaining. A centerpiece of yellow and white flowers completes the vibrant look. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/coaster-bundle-birthday 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/DOMPDP_3.png?v=1772751765 Coaster Bundle: Birthday A stack of colorful Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Birthday cards with funny messages, featuring a purple card that says: Don't let another birthday get you down. It’s too hard to get up again—perfect for friends or your coaster collection. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stunning-seder-tablescape-white-sand 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/seder_table-square.jpg?v=1773259210 Passover Tablescape for 16: Stunning Seder Set a festive Passover table for 16 with the Stunning Seder by Sophistiplate LLC, featuring matzah, matzo ball soup bowls, wine glasses, white flowers, beige napkins on a woven runner, and eco-friendly party plates. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gold-white-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/20_b0ddc637-b897-40d0-a9c4-770e29f08957.jpg?v=1773859310 Gold & White Table Setting The Gold & White Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold and white scalloped designer disposable plates, gold cutlery, white napkins, and crystal glasses. Elegant white rose and greenery floral arrangements complete the table decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/everyday-white-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Screenshot_2025-09-26_at_12.08.48_PM.jpg?v=1773859747 Everyday White Table Setting The Everyday White Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC seats eight and includes gold-rimmed plates, gold cutlery, white napkins, a gold and white striped runner, and floral centerpieces in white, green, and blue. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dahlia-garden-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Product_Image_Template-_Square-7.jpg?v=1773860341 Dahlia Garden Table Setting A top-down view of a table set with floral-patterned plates and Sophistiplate Dahlia Garden Cocktail Napkins/26pk, arranged on a yellow and white striped runner with a central floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-honey-table-setting 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/white_honeybee_mobile.jpg?v=1773860840 Gilded Honey Table Setting A tabletop set featuring Sophistiplate Honeybee Salad Plates (8pk), gold-striped paper plates with ruffled edges, bee-themed napkins, matching cups, and floral centerpieces, all elegantly displayed on a yellow and white striped table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/honeybee-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/products/honeybee600.jpg?v=1773861123 Honeybee Table Setting The Honeybee Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC showcases bee-designed paper plates in black, gold, and white, gold utensils, amber glasses, and white florals symmetrically arranged on a black table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cordoba-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/main_1c295d85-497e-4ed8-bf6f-ec8a2d524d51.jpg?v=1773861534 Cordoba Table Setting Create a chic tablescape with the Cordoba Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC, featuring designer gold, black, and white plates, gold cutlery, geometric napkins, and a vibrant floral centerpiece atop a sleek black runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/preppy-palm-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/ProductImageTemplate-Square-7_523c9582-d899-4c53-956e-c19e6c48bc2b.jpg?v=1773861806 Preppy Palm Table Setting The Preppy Palm Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features gold placemats, palm tree-themed heavy-duty plates, blue-handled cutlery, and floral centerpieces with pink and orange blooms—all perfectly arranged on a white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/greek-key-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_2eb77a38-a9ef-4606-848e-95e1aa317b63.png?v=1773862474 Greek Key Table Setting The Greek Key Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features blue and white Greek key plates, gold chargers, gold and clear flatware, blue patterned napkins, striped glasses, and a centerpiece with white and blue flowers. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/satin-gold-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/satingoldtablesetting.jpg?v=1773862583 Satin Gold Table Setting The Satin Gold Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features designer disposable plates, gold utensils, scalloped napkins, clear glasses, and a white and peach flower centerpiece on a brown textured tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hey-baby-blush-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/HeyBabyBlush.jpg?v=1773864415 Hey Baby Blush Table Setting The Hey Baby Blush Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC includes a striped table runner, onesie-shaped plates, "Oh Girl" napkins, pink cups, gold cutlery, cupcakes, and a wooden serving board for easy party styling. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/hey-baby-blue-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/HeyBabyBlue.jpg?v=1773864548 Hey Baby Blue Table Setting The Hey Baby Blue Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC features a gold and white striped tablecloth, blue and gold baby onesie-shaped plates, blue napkins with gold writing, white-frosted cupcakes, and elegant gold cutlery. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/automatic-flush-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1046automatic.jpg?v=1774249894 Automatic Flush Coaster The Drinks On Me Automatic Flush Coaster features yellow text on a purple background with a thick yellow border, reading: "Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet." Perfect for bar cart accessories. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/umbrella-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1159calledpretty.jpg?v=1774251322 Called Pretty Coaster The Called Pretty Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with a green border and the text: "I got called ‘pretty’ today! Well, actually ‘you’re pretty annoying’—but I focus on the positive." A hilarious drink coaster or unique hostess gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/umbrella-coaster-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1149umbrella.jpg?v=1774250350 Umbrella Coaster The Drinks On Me Umbrella Coaster features a funny quote on a pale green background with a blue border: “‘Give it to me!’ she yelled, ‘I’m so wet, give it to me now!’ She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.”. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/eco-cream-blush 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_499e3792-0e57-4d23-b813-2ba18c4b6c0a.jpg?v=1775171206 Eco Cream & Blush Cutlery Bundle Sophistiplate LLC Disposable Plates and Tableware Set (88-176 Pcs) - Eco Cream place setting for four with cream-colored scalloped compostable plates, bowls, napkins, and gold-handled cutlery on woven placemats. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/mom-bundle-gift-set 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_71eefddd-308f-4b31-b767-60ad04d23d09.png?v=1776370324 Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC features a coffee cup with MOM on it, latte art, and vibrant cards—including one that says, "My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played." Ideal for Mother’s Day gifts!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/party-in-the-usa-table-setting-1 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/partyintheusa1.png?v=1779143791 Party in the USA Table Setting The Party in the USA Table Setting by Sophistiplate LLC includes gold-rimmed American flag plates, gold and red cutlery, patriotic napkins, and a white flower centerpiece—ideal for Fourth of July or as a party in a box. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/modern-patriotic-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/modernpatrioticcocktailnapkins.jpg?v=1777567863 Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins/26pk Celebrate the Fourth with Sophistiplate’s Modern Patriotic Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring red “Happy Fourth of July” and blue “Fireworks and Freedom” designs with gold foil and stars—perfect festive napkins for your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/stars-and-stripes-runner-20-x-25 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/KP8026_58486d99-c21c-4af9-a9d8-eac27ceb8189.webp?v=1778099901 Stars and Stripes Runner - 20" x 25' The Hester & Cook Stars and Stripes Runner (20" x 25') features diagonal red and white stripes with white stars on a blue background—perfect for patriotic gift wrap or a festive table runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cheers-to-dad-gift-bundle-3 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/9_0cf1abe6-386e-4815-b9ce-138c9ee100f5.png?v=1778620859 Cheers to Dad Gift Bundle 1 The Cheers to Dad Gift Bundle 1 by Drinks On Me features a stack of colorful cards, including a funny one about using Google Maps instead of a paper map—a perfect Father’s Day gift for any dad!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/cheers-to-dad-gift-bundle-4 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_188b7f09-b0b3-4dde-b93b-d839fd201a5c.png?v=1778620862 Cheers to Dad Gift Bundle 2 A stack of colorful cards from the Cheers to Dad Gift Bundle 2 by Drinks On Me—perfect for Father’s Day, featuring witty messages like I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I’m going to need some different kids. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/patriotic-french-blue 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/french1.png?v=1779136328 Patriotic French Blue Celebrate with Sophistiplate's 4th of July Table for 16+ in French Blue—includes eco-friendly plates, gold cutlery, blue glassware, and a star-spangled runner with matching floral centerpiece for a festive holiday setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-amber-harvest 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-AHNC.png?v=1780911920 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit: Amber Harvest A set of decorative turkey napkins rests elegantly on the Sophistiplate 9.75″ x 8″ Board Gift Kit: Amber Harvest, an acacia wood charcuterie board, wrapped in clear plastic with a striped ribbon and a wooden tag marked M. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dinner-plate-amber-harvest-8-pkg 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FDP-436.jpg?v=1780990320 Amber Harvest Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Amber Harvest Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a decorative scalloped gold rim, with a vibrant turkey at the center surrounded by elegant floral patterns in rich red, gold, and brown hues—making them the perfect choice for festive autumn gatherings and Thanksgiving dinners. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amber-harvest-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/FSP-436.jpg?v=1780990321 Amber Harvest Salad Plates/8pk Sophistiplate’s Amber Harvest Salad Plates (8pk) feature a scalloped edge with a red border and a charming floral pattern of red and yellow flowers with brown stems and leaves on a cream background—making these elegant disposable plates the perfect addition to your Thanksgiving table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amber-harvest-pumpkin-salad-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Untitled_design.png?v=1780990537 Amber Harvest Pumpkin Salad Plate/8pk Eight decorative disposable pumpkin-shaped salad plates by Sophistiplate, from the Amber Harvest collection; featuring overlapping watercolor-style designs in cream with autumn leaves and orange with brown and yellow foliage—perfect for a harvest party. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amber-harvest-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKG-436_e866755f-e86d-491d-a0bd-078460c7cb2f.jpg?v=1780990558 Amber Harvest Guest Towels/20pk Transform your Thanksgiving table with the Amber Harvest Guest Towels by Sophistiplate, featuring illustrated turkeys with colorful plumage standing among yellow, red, and brown wildflowers on a light background—a festive autumn-themed pattern perfect for holiday napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/amber-harvest-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/NPKC-436_bbefdb13-6889-449c-87b4-288bb390039c.jpg?v=1780990572 Amber Harvest Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a festive touch to your Thanksgiving table or fall party with Sophistiplate’s Amber Harvest Cocktail Napkins. This 26-pack features a decorative design of a colorful turkey surrounded by autumn leaves and flowers in vibrant red, yellow, and orange tones on a cream background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/golden-apple-die-cut-apple-salad-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/DSP-409.jpg?v=1780992315 Golden Apple Die-Cut Salad Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate Golden Apple Die-Cut Salad Plates (8pk) are gold, apple-shaped disposable plates featuring a charming leaf detail at the top. With a glossy finish, these salad plates are ideal for a Golden Apple Table Setting or as Rosh Hashanah plates, and are shown against a white background. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-w-o-spreader-tis-the-season 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-TSNC_0c529a9a-37bc-4e36-8fee-6671e74a7027.png?v=1782117373 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Tis the Season A 9.75″ x 8″ Sophistiplate Board Gift Kit—Tis the Season—is wrapped in clear plastic with a striped bow and features acacia wood, holding red and white striped cocktail napkins with a gold ribbon design. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/9-75-x-8-board-gift-kit-w-o-spreader-midnight-sparkle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/A97508MEDB-MSNC.png?v=1782117518 9.75" x 8" Board Gift Kit w/o spreader: Midnight Sparkle A 9.75″ x 8″ Midnight Sparkle Board Gift Kit by Sophistiplate, beautifully wrapped in clear plastic and tied with a striped ribbon, features a festive card adorned with stacked champagne glasses and the word “Cheers!” in gold. A small wooden tag engraved with the letter “M” is attached to the set, which also includes elegant cocktail napkins for a complete celebratory presentation. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/haunted-halloween-paper-dinner-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/052_0175.png?v=1782119811 Haunted Halloween Paper Dinner Plate/8pk Add a festive flair to your Haunted Halloween Collection with the Sophistiplate Haunted Halloween Paper Dinner Plate 8-pack—featuring round plates with scalloped edges, black and white stripes, orange trim, a cheerful jack-o-lantern, and “Trick or Treat” in bold orange letters for the perfect spooky tableware accent. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/haunted-halloween-paper-salad-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/052_0320.png?v=1782119811 Haunted Halloween Paper Salad Plate/8pk Part of the Haunted Halloween Collection, the Sophistiplate Haunted Halloween Paper Salad Plate/8pk features a scalloped orange edge, black spiderwebs and spiders, and showcases three dancing skeletons holding jack-o-lanterns against a black backdrop sprinkled with purple stars—making it a festive addition to any Halloween table setting. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/haunted-halloween-die-cut-salad-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/052_0394.png?v=1782119811 Haunted Halloween Die Cut Salad Plate/8pk The Sophistiplate Haunted Halloween Die Cut Salad Plate (8pk) features a coffin-shaped black design accented with orange trim, purple spiderwebs, and the phrase “Bone Appétit” in orange text—complete with a skull replacing the O in “Bone.” Part of the Haunted Halloween Collection, this eye-catching piece of party tableware is perfect for serving treats at your celebration. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/haunted-halloween-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/053_0109.png?v=1782119812 Haunted Halloween Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a touch of spooky fun to your Halloween table with Sophistiplate’s Haunted Halloween Cocktail Napkins (26pk): Black napkins adorned with dancing skeletons—some holding or wearing jack-o-lanterns—plus scattered orange and purple stars and a matching orange-and-purple border, perfect for festive party decor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-dinner-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_46592c04-9a0c-4e9f-bd0a-a373c93e027f.png?v=1782122880 Tis the Season Dinner Plates/8pk Add a cheerful touch to your Christmas dinner plates collection with Sophistiplate’s Tis the Season Dinner Plates, featuring a festive red and white radial stripe pattern, elegant scalloped edges trimmed in gold, and a crisp white center—perfect for your holiday table setting. Available in an 8-pack. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-salad-plates-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/6_d6918a8c-4abe-427f-ba01-f5dcef328326.png?v=1782122880 Tis the Season Salad Plates/8pk Serve up holiday cheer with the Sophistiplate Tis the Season Salad Plates (8pk), featuring scalloped edges with gold trim, a decorated Christmas tree and two wrapped gifts at the center, all framed by a red border and green vertical stripes—making them perfect festive paper plates for treats at your next holiday gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-guest-towels-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/19_d6c98892-bc8b-4341-86b7-97d631a63d5a.png?v=1782122879 Tis the Season Guest Towels/20pk The Sophistiplate Tis the Season Guest Towels (20pk) feature a pink rectangular design adorned with repeating red “falala” script. Green and red lines border the bottom edge, making these napkins a festive addition to your holiday gatherings. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-cocktail-napkins-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/15_6dc7d0e4-37a7-42dc-9c3d-7fa7d45c067d.png?v=1782122880 Tis the Season Cocktail Napkins/26pk Add a touch of festive flair to your next Christmas party with the Tis the Season Cocktail Napkins from Sophistiplate. This 26-pack includes decorative holiday napkins featuring vertical stripes in green and pink or red and pink, each topped with a shiny gold bow design—perfect for serving cocktails in style. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-lunch-napkins-20pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/11_11bb5d2d-bbd9-49e8-a36d-955ece419049.png?v=1782122882 Tis the Season Lunch Napkins/20pk Add festive flair to your holiday gatherings and paper tableware collection with Sugarplum’s Tis the Season Lunch Napkins (20pk). These pink napkins feature a charming drawing of Santa’s face adorned with holly decorations, along with “Merry Christmas” written in green across Santa’s beard. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/midnight-sparkle-wavy-paper-salad-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_72ae805c-848d-43eb-a9c8-d2e313df6741.png?v=1782126862 Midnight Sparkle Salad Plates/8pk Round Midnight Sparkle Salad Plates/8pk featuring a black and gold clock face design with the text HAPPY NEW YEAR in the center. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/midnight-sparkle-paper-cocktail-napkin-a-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/3_dc6cb91a-de4c-4774-a56f-9a0b1a69ca8f.png?v=1782126862 Midnight Sparkle Paper Cocktail Napkin Cheers/26pk Midnight Sparkle Paper Cocktail Napkin Cheers/26pk, featuring a black square cocktail napkin with a gold foil illustration of a champagne tower and the word CHEERS! written underneath. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/midnight-sparkle-paper-cocktail-napkin-please-leave-by-12-01-26pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_82329042-a583-4087-949d-ababf9bff947.png?v=1782126863 Midnight Sparkle Paper Cocktail Napkin Please Leave By 12:01 /26pk Midnight Sparkle Paper Cocktail Napkin Please Leave By 12:01 /26pk: a black cocktail napkin with gold lettering that reads, PLEASE LEAVE BY 12:01. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/midnight-sparkle-wine-gift-bags-6pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/5_7f3a1f62-825f-4797-8fff-bc7059b91dd0.png?v=1782126862 Midnight Sparkle Wine Gift Bags/ 1pk Midnight Sparkle Wine Gift Bags/ 1pk: a black paper wine gift bag for holiday parties featuring a gold foil champagne tower, the word CHEERS! in gold, and matching ribbon handles. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/honeybee-white-wavy-paper-dinner-plate-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/2_848f4129-d3e9-4eab-a610-af39bdfd26da.jpg?v=1785871619 White Honeybee Dinner Plates/8pk The Sophistiplate White Honeybee Dinner Plates (8pk) feature a round white design adorned with a gold honeycomb pattern, a central gold bee illustration, and an elegant gold rim—perfect for adding sophisticated style to any gathering. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/honeybee-white-wavy-paper-appetizer-dessert-bowl-8pk 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/4_b90b6afa-fcb0-480b-8650-65a72a78e3c6.jpg?v=1785871591 White Honeybee Appetizer/Dessert Bowls/8pk The Sophistiplate White Honeybee Appetizer/Dessert Bowls (8pk) feature elegant gold wavy edges, a striking gold honeycomb pattern, and a charming gold bee illustration at the center—perfect for elevating any gathering. These stylish disposable paper bowls combine charm with convenience, making them an ideal choice for serving appetizers or desserts at your next event. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-miracle-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7502.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Miracle Napkin XMAS Miracle Napkin with red and green wavy stripes at the top, featuring text that reads, Holiday cheer, brought to you by wine and lowered expectations and I don’t need a Christmas miracle. I need a refill. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-cash-compliments-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7503.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Cash & Compliments Napkin XMAS Cash & Compliments Napkin featuring green and white diagonal stripes, with one panel reading I don’t need holiday spirit. I need everyone to relax, and the other, If Christmas is about giving, I’m accepting cash and compliments. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-holiday-mild-delusion-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7504.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Holiday Mild Delusion Napkin A red and green polka dot XMAS Holiday Mild Delusion Napkin that reads: I don’t overindulge during the holidays. I commit. And I love a HOLIDAY that encourages snacks, naps, and mild DELUSION. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-most-wonderful-time-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7505.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Most Wonderful Time Napkin An XMAS Most Wonderful Time Napkin in red-and-white patterns, featuring two white boxes with the text I bring a lot to the holidays. Mostly opinions. and If this is the most WONDERFUL time of the year, I’d like a follow-up. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-drink-more-festively-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7506.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Drink More Festively Napkin Two square XMAS Drink More Festively Napkin cocktail napkins with a green polka dot border, one reading Christmas really brings out my ability to make a cocktail and an exit and the other I dont drink more during the holidays. I drink more festively. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-alcohol-is-the-answer-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7507.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Alcohol Is The Answer Napkin A paper XMAS Alcohol Is The Answer Napkin with a red and green grid pattern, featuring the text: I’ve reached the age where my favorite holiday gift is silence and I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, but it has excellent timing. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-silent-night-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7508.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Silent Night Napkin Two XMAS Silent Night Napkin cocktail napkins in red and green, featuring the text I’ve waited years for a Christmas that doesn’t involve assembling anything and Silent night clearly skipped my house above a geometric pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-santa-claus-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7509.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Santa Claus Napkin Square Drinks On Me XMAS Santa Claus Napkin with a red and green diagonal stripe border, featuring white text on a green background and orange text on a red background, both with humorous messages about holiday gifts and Santa Claus. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-dear-santa-napkin 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom7510.jpg?v=1782170772 XMAS Dear Santa Napkin Two XMAS Dear Santa Napkin cocktail napkins: a red one reading I wish Santa would publish his naughty list. What a great way to meet people, and a green one with Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/still-on-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1478.jpg?v=1782181426 Still On Coaster Still On Coaster featuring a yellow center, dark red border, and the text: Me: Are we still on for today? Boss: Yes. You dont need to text me every morning. Were still on for work every day. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/kids-these-days-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1480.jpg?v=1782181426 Kids These Days Coaster Kids These Days Coaster: a square drink coaster with a green border and pink center featuring the white text: Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7 and my mom made me walk it off. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/finally-made-it-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1483.jpg?v=1782181426 Finally Made It Coaster Finally Made It Coaster, a square drink coaster with a light blue center and green border, featuring the text: Finally made it past Want to resign Wednesday... Now just Testing-my-patience Thursday and Fully-checked-out Friday to go. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/unstable-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1484.jpg?v=1782181426 Unstable Coaster Square Unstable Coaster with a yellow center and red border, featuring the text: Me: Im unstoppable. Therapist: No, I said youre UNSTABLE. Me: Eh... tomato, potato. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/driving-alone-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1486.jpg?v=1782181426 Driving Alone Coaster Square Driving Alone Coaster with a teal background and white text reading: Cop: So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane. Me: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in the trunk. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/after-65-years-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1487.jpg?v=1782181426 After 65 Years Coaster After 65 Years Coaster, a square coaster with a light blue border and dark green background featuring the text: I asked my Grandpa, after 65 years, you still call Grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. What’s the secret? He said, I forgot her name. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/child-problems-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1485.jpg?v=1782181426 Child Problems Coaster Square Child Problems Coaster with white text reading: Principal: Hey, your child has been causing problems in school. 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SIGN/IF/I/CANT. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/free-marriage-tip-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1481.jpg?v=1782181426 Free Marriage Tip Coaster Square Free Marriage Tip Coaster with a red background and blue border, reading FREE MARRIAGE TIP: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-christmas-list-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1488.jpg?v=1782181426 Xmas Christmas List Coaster Square Xmas Christmas List Coaster with a red center, green border, and text that reads: My Christmas list this year: ALCOHOL. Thats it. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/xmas-drink-festively-coaster 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom1489.jpg?v=1782181427 Xmas Drink Festively Coaster Square Xmas Drink Festively Coaster with a red border, light green background, and text reading I don’t drink more during the holidays. 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You know where the LIQUOR STORE IS, next to a reversible drink sleeve featuring a red and green vertical striped pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/alcohol-kicks-in-regular-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4020.jpg?v=1782184967 Alcohol Kicks In Regular Can Sleeve Alcohol Kicks In Regular Can Sleeve featuring a green and white polka dot pattern and a red center panel that reads, Christmas a time for peace, joy and love... Once the alcohol kicks in!. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/the-grinch-regular-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4021.jpg?v=1782184969 The Grinch Regular Can Sleeve Two The Grinch Regular Can Sleeve reversible drink sleeves side by side: one dark green with the text Just so were clear, THE GRINCH never hated CHRISTMAS, He hated people. Which is fair, and the other with diagonal red and light green stripes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/im-drunk-regular-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4022.jpg?v=1782184966 I'm Drunk Regular Can Sleeve Two I’m Drunk Regular Can Sleeves, one red with the text HO HO HOLY SHIT IM DRUNK and the other with a green geometric triangle pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/christmas-list-regular-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4023.jpg?v=1782184967 Christmas List Regular Can Sleeve Two Christmas List Regular Can Sleeve hostess gifts: one green with the text My Christmas list this year: ALCOHOL. Thats it. and the other featuring green and light green horizontal stripes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/dasher-dancer-slim-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4024.jpg?v=1782184967 Dasher Dancer Slim Can Sleeve Two Dasher Dancer Slim Can Sleeve drink coolers featuring pink and red diagonal stripes, with one sleeve listing the names Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, and Blitzen. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bad-punctuation-slim-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4025.jpg?v=1782184967 Bad Punctuation Slim Can Sleeve Two Bad Punctuation Slim Can Sleeve coolers: one dark green with the text Im giving up drinking till Christmas. BAD PUNCTUATION. Im giving up. Drinking till Christmas. and one with a red and light green geometric triangle pattern. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/big-fat-bank-account-slim-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4026.jpg?v=1782184967 Big Fat Bank Account Slim Can Sleeve Two slim can sleeves: one light green Big Fat Bank Account Slim Can Sleeve with red text, and one with red and pink stripes. This funny set is a humorous drink accessory for the holidays. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/white-christmas-slim-can-sleeve 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom4027.jpg?v=1782184967 White Christmas Slim Can Sleeve Two slim White Christmas Slim Can Sleeve covers: one maroon with the text I’m dreaming of a White Christmas, But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red, and one green with white polka dots. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/a-broke-best-friend-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2001.jpg?v=1782190269 A Broke Best Friend Square Metal Magnet A Broke Best Friend Square Metal Magnet with the text Having a daughter is like having A BROKE BEST FRIEND who thinks youre rich against a background of diagonal pink and lavender stripes. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/principal-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2002.jpg?v=1782190269 Principal Square Metal Magnet Principal Square Metal Magnet featuring a blue sunburst background and the text: PRINCIPAL: Hey, your child has been causing problems in school. ME: My child causes problems at home too, do I ever call you? https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/protein-shakes-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2003.jpg?v=1782190269 Protein Shakes Square Metal Magnet Square lime green Protein Shakes Square Metal Magnet with wavy lines and the quote Trying to make PROTEIN SHAKES, but they keep coming out as MARGARITAS, perfect as a gag gift. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/wine-glass-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2004.jpg?v=1782190269 Wine Glass Square Metal Magnet Wine Glass Square Metal Magnet featuring a purple and light blue checkerboard pattern and the text: A true friend reaches for your hand... AND PUTS A WINE GLASS IN IT. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/are-you-drunk-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2005.jpg?v=1782190269 Are You Drunk Square Metal Magnet Are You Drunk Square Metal Magnet featuring the text Are You Drunk? above Yes and No checkboxes with an X marked below the labels. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/like-fireball-square-metal-magnet 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/dom2006.jpg?v=1782190269 Like Fireball Square Metal Magnet Like Fireball Square Metal Magnet featuring a yellow background with red diagonal stripes and the text: THAT CANDLE SMELLS LIKE FIREBALL. 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Sophistiplate’s Amber Harvest Guest Towels (20pk) add a thoughtful touch to each place setting, perfectly complementing the seasonal décor. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/harvest-blues-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/7_69aca6bb-bf79-430a-946e-4645d4454148.jpg?v=1763168798 Harvest Blues Table Setting Bundle Sophistiplate Cocktail Napkin Harvest Blues/20 pkg square napkins featuring an autumn pattern of orange and blue pumpkins with blue leaves, set on a dining table as holiday napkins. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/woodland-harvest-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_c2e86143-4a99-4a63-b54a-7ff74b1af589.png?v=1788971225 Woodland Harvest Table Setting Bundle A fall-themed table setting with Sophistiplate Woodland Harvest Dinner Plates (8pk), featuring a pheasant pattern, plaid napkins, floral centerpieces, and gold utensils on a checkered table runner atop a wooden table. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/bright-thankful-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Bright_Thankful.png?v=1768884525 Bright & Thankful Table Setting Bundle A top-down view of an autumn table setting featuring white paper plates and Bright & Thankful Cocktail Napkin/20pk napkins with watercolor pumpkins and fall leaves, on a buffalo check runner with a centerpiece of sunflowers and roses. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/home-for-the-holidays-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_f5884b8f-991c-4896-b444-5bcfe1fe4430.png?v=1789499534 Home for the Holidays Table Setting Bundle Set a festive Christmas table with gold chargers, red and white striped placemats, gold cutlery, red napkins, and elegant white floral centerpieces. For the perfect holiday touch, use Sophistiplate’s Home for the Holidays Dinner Plates (8 pack), featuring charming Christmas tree designs. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/merry-bright-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_2e2ef9b3-3cfd-47e9-8c2d-f92d7f058897.png?v=1735522355 Merry & Bright Table Setting Bundle Create a festive Christmas tablescape with Sophistiplate’s Merry and Bright Table Setting, featuring designer plates with holiday motifs, a red and white runner, red cups, white cutlery, and a cheerful floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/tis-the-season-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_eda099c5-6aa4-4bb1-a264-505e2d9d50cd.png?v=1782122881 Tis the Season Table Setting Bundle A festive table setting viewed from above features red, gold, and white decor, Sophistiplate’s Tis the Season Dinner Plates (8pk) with a striped Christmas design, gold cutlery, holiday-themed napkins, and a floral centerpiece. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/vintage-santa-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/Vintage_Santa.png?v=1763418106 Vintage Santa Table Setting Bundle Create a festive table with the Vintage Santa Table Setting from Sophistiplate—designer disposable plates featuring Santa faces (including one saying "hol"), gold cutlery, pink glasses, and a floral centerpiece atop a pastel striped runner. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/holly-berry-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/17_b98aae41-b363-47f7-8c0d-fc5036ccc4bd.jpg?v=1764623373 Holly Berry Table Setting Bundle Create a festive holiday tablescape with the Holly Berry Table Setting by Sophistiplate, featuring designer disposable plates, green placemats, red and gold cutlery, and clear glasses all arranged on a crisp white tablecloth. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gilded-nutcracker-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/1_c4dd9063-3c22-4065-a751-98f46ba5c499.png?v=1762820909 Gilded Nutcracker Table Setting Bundle The Gilded Nutcracker Table Setting by Sophistiplate features festive plates, gold cutlery, striped napkins, and a white-green floral centerpiece—an elegant holiday-inspired disposable tableware set for effortless entertaining. https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/nutcracker-christmas-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/nutcracker_christmas_9f76ade2-8204-4ec6-90e4-a56cef5e380a.jpg?v=1763762357 Nutcracker Christmas Table Setting Bundle nutcracker christmas.jpg https://www.sophistiplate.com/products/gingerbread-table-setting-bundle 2026-11-12T10:48:17-08:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1341/1393/files/gingerbread_main.jpg?v=1762408445 Gingerbread Table Setting Bundle Create a festive table with the Gingerbread: Christmas Table for 8 set, featuring gingerbread-themed disposable plates, striped napkins, gold cutlery, and a red-and-white floral centerpiece on a holiday-patterned white cloth.