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A purple square with white text reads: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party. My childhood punishments are now adult goals—find this quirky coaster in the Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective!.
Punishments Coaster
$5.50
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Text on a pink background with blue border reads: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema." The Autocorrect Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny bar cart accessory and makes a unique housewarming gift.
Autocorrect Coaster
$5.50
Drinks On Me's Klondike Coaster features green and yellow text: "I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I’d do some shady shit for a margarita and some tacos." Great as a funny drink coaster or hostess gift for your bar cart!.
Klondike Coaster
$5.50
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The Drinks On Me True Friend Napkin set features one pink napkin with green text, "A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it," and one green napkin with white text, "At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin...
True Friend Napkin
$6.95
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The Drinks On Me Housekeeping Napkin features a green border and the quote, “My housekeeping style is best described as There appears to have been a struggle.” Perfect for bar carts or as a hostess gift.
Housekeeping Napkin
$6.95
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A stack of turquoise Drinks On Me Milk Carton Napkins with a witty missing person message sits beside a purple-bordered cocktail napkin joking about ignoring people while appearing attentive.
Milk Carton Napkin
$6.95
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The Mr. Rogers Napkin by Drinks On Me features a humorous quote: "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." Perfect for parties and laughs with your guests!.
Mr. Rogers Napkin
$6.95
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Drinks On Me’s Zoom Napkin set features two colorful square napkins: one with a witty Zoom joke and another with an Indiana Jones map story—ideal for quirky birthday gifts or fun cocktail parties.
Zoom Napkin
$6.95
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Set of two "Recent Study" napkins by Drinks On Me—funny cocktail napkins with witty sayings, perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or livening up your next birthday party.
Recent Study Napkin
$6.95
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The Best Friend Napkin set by Drinks On Me features two square napkins: one says, "Best friends don’t care if your house is clean..." and the other, "Some things are better left unsaid...". Fun bar cart accessories!.
Best friend Napkin
$6.95
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Add witty flair to any birthday or bar cart with Drinks On Me’s "Well played Napkin" set—two colorful napkins featuring the texts: "My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma," and "Really? That’s the sperm that won?.
Well played Napkin
$6.95
Bring fun to your bar cart with the Song Lyrics Napkin by Drinks On Me. Featuring witty 80s song lyric and wine jokes, these playful cocktail napkins make perfect birthday gifts or conversation starters for any gathering.
Song lyrics Napkin
$6.95
Two funny "Get better soon Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me—great for white elephant gifts or your bar cart. One jokes about husband upgrades; the other swaps coffee for tequila with witty text in colorful designs.
Get better soon Napkin
$6.95
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Set of two square "Shouldn't say that Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me features witty text—one with "I’ve reached that age..." and the other with passive aggression—funny additions to any birthday party or bar cart.
Shouldn't say that Napkin
$6.95
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Drinks On Me’s “She Hugged Me” napkins—set of 2 funny square cocktail napkins with witty quotes—make a great bar cart accessory or gag gift.
She hugged me Napkin
$6.95
Add humor to your bar cart with Drinks On Me’s "Eight cups of water Napkin" set—one says, “FUNNY HOW DRINKING 8 CUPS OF WATER A DAY SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE...,” the other jokes, “Anyone getting to the point where Jolene could just take your man?”.
Eight cups of water Napkin
$6.95
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Two square Drinks On Me “You drinking?” funny cocktail napkins—ideal for parties or bar carts. One jokes about needing bail money; the other asks if they’re still “bad habits” if you like them.
You drinking? Napkin
$6.95
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The Drinks On Me DOB Napkin set includes two square cocktail napkins with witty quotes: the blue napkin jokes about entering your DOB on a phone, while the lavender says, “I think I may need professional help...” Fun party supplies!.
DOB Napkin
$6.95
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The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC includes two funny square napkins: "My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s..." and "I whisper what the f**k to myself at least twenty times a day." Perfect for Mother's Day!.
Growing up in 80's Napkin
$6.95
The Drinks On Me Please leave Napkin set includes two humorous napkins: one says "Please, leave by 9" (white on teal) and the other reads "Sometimes I stare at my husband... He is one lucky son of a bitch"—great for bar carts or white elephant gifts.
Please leave Napkin
$6.95
The Holy Water Napkin set by Drinks On Me includes two square cocktail napkins—one green with a purple border joking about sizzling holy water, and one purple with a green border poking fun at margaritas. Fun bar cart or white elephant gifts!.
Holy water Napkin
$6.95
Drinks On Me's "Same person Napkin"—a funny cocktail napkin with witty text, perfect for bar carts or as a hilarious white elephant gift for anyone who loves car humor!.
Same person Napkin
$6.95
The Internet Napkin by Drinks On Me is a funny, colorful cocktail napkin with the quote: "Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people." Perfect for parties or gifting.
Internet Napkin
$6.95
The Drinks On Me Talk to self Napkin set includes two funny cocktail napkins—one pink with green trim and one green with pink trim—making them perfect for white elephant gifts or quirky bar cart accessories.
Talk to self Napkin
$6.95
The Drunk Me Napkin set by Drinks On Me includes two funny cocktail napkins—one blue with “Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me...”, and one pink with “Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks?”.
Drunk Me Napkin
$6.95
Two napkins from the Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC are shown—one lists five funny ways to annoy your teen, the other features a humorous quote about distraction, making this a perfect Mother's Day or funny mom gift!.
Piss off teenager Napkin
$6.95
Drinks On Me Shortcut Napkin set features two square cards with witty quotes—one about temptation and one about Dollar Tree shopping. Perfect as funny cocktail or party napkins and great bar cart accessories!.
Shortcut Napkin
$6.95
The Drinks On Me Pissed Napkin set includes two funny square cocktail napkins—one with a witty "I'm Pissed!" exchange and one about OJ tasting funny without champagne—perfect for birthday gifts or bar carts.
Pissed Napkin
$6.95
The Drinks On Me Karma Delivery Napkin set features two square cocktail napkins—one with a Karma delivery joke, the other about wine label book clubs—in teal and blue. Ideal as bar cart accessories or gifts to add humor to any gathering.
Karma delivery Napkin
$6.95
Add a pop of humor to your bar cart with Drinks On Me's "Broke Best Friend Napkin" set—two playful cocktail napkins in pink and lavender, perfect as quirky white elephant gifts or fun party accessories.
Broke best friend Napkin
$6.95
Drinks On Me Refill Wine Napkins: Set of two pink and teal cocktail napkins with funny wine quotes—ideal for birthdays or bar carts. Quotes include “If you combine wine and dinner you get Winner" and "Refill a wine glass before it’s empty—it’s still 1 glass.”.
Refill Wine Napkin
$6.95
Drinks On Me's Body Part Napkins feature two colorful, witty cocktail napkins—one jokes about a “smoking hot body” after cremation, the other pokes fun at aging and falling body parts. Perfect for milestone birthdays or bar carts.
Body part Napkin
$6.95
Drinks On Me’s Weekend Goal Napkin set includes two funny square napkins—one says “I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I’M NOT COMING,” the other “Weekend Goal: Move *just* enough…” Fun blue and purple designs, perfect for your bar cart.
Weekend goal Napkin
$6.95
Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me's Alcohol Poisoning Napkins. Blue with green borders, the top reads "Welcome to the Shitshow." Perfect for bar carts or birthdays—these funny cocktail napkins spark laughs and unforgettable memories.
Alcohol poisoning Napkin
$6.95
Set of two pink Drinks On Me “Wine talking Napkin” cards: one jokes that marriage is like a deck of cards, the other features a playful conversation about love and wine. Both have teal borders—great companions to your favorite witty cocktail napkins.
Wine talking Napkin
$6.95