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The Don’t Work in Morning Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a pink and white cotton towel with green accents and the text: Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t work in the morning.
Don`t work in Morning Dish Towel
$13.99
The Procrastinations Towel by Drinks On Me features orange and purple polka dots and reads: “Procrastination is totally a good thing...” A funny kitchen towel perfect for humor or housewarming gifts.
Procrastinations Towel
$13.99
The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me is a purple and green dish towel featuring the witty quote, “Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?” Polka dot design—clean up with a smile!.
Half Hour Towel
$13.99
The Ran Out of Coffee Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features pink and white stripes, a teal center, and the saying: "I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
Ran Out of Coffee Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Overthinking Mom Towel by Drinks On Me comes in pink and blue packaging with the quote: “It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them. –Mom.” A perfect gift for moms with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Overthinking Mom Towel
$13.99
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The Ingredients Towel by Drinks On Me features white text on a pink center—“I hate it when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients”—with green and white borders, making it a funny gift or kitchen towel.
Ingredients Towel
$13.99
The True Friend Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features pink and green colors with the text: "A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it." A fun, 100% cotton housewarming gift.
True Friend Dish Towel
$13.99
The Song Lyrics Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a blue and orange abstract design with the funny quote: “My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.” Ideal housewarming gift!.
Song Lyrics Dish Towel
$13.99
The Mr Rogers Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue, green, and white abstract patterns and the saying, "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." 100% cotton—makes a funny kitchen gift.
Mr Rogers Dish Towel
$13.99
The Young and Fun Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous purple kitchen towel with orange edges and abstract pink patterns, featuring the witty text: “One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.”.
Young and Fun Dish Towel
$13.99
The Struggle Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue and green abstract patterns with the text "My housekeeping style is best described as: There appears to have been a struggle." A funny 100% cotton gift for kitchen humor.
Struggle Dish Towel
$13.99
The Drinks On Me Wine Talking Dish Towel is a pink and teal kitchen towel with the funny saying: I said I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it's me... talking to the wine. A perfect humorous kitchen gift.
Wine Talking Dish Towel
$13.99
Add a splash of humor to your kitchen with the Drinks On Me Fireball Dish Towel! This red and purple 100% cotton towel features witty white text—fun gift or perfect for cleaning up with a smile.
Fireball Dish Towel
$13.99
The Drinks On Me Broke Best Friend Dish Towel is a purple, funny kitchen towel with pink trim, 100% cotton label, and reads: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." A perfect humorous gift!.
Broke best friend Dish Towel
$13.99
The Professional Help Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a blue and white cotton kitchen towel reading: "I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough." A witty, charming gift for any kitchen.
Professional Help Dish Towel
$13.99
The Glitter Body Spray Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a fun message about trying to kill a spider with glitter spray—now it strips and is named Cinnamon. Made from 100% cotton, it’s the perfect quirky kitchen or housewarming gift!.
Glitter Body Spray Dish Towel
$13.99
The You Drinking? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote, floral design, and is made of 100% cotton—making it the perfect humorous kitchen gift.
You Drinking? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Leave by 9 Dish Towel from Drinks On Me features playful sarcasm in white text on a purple center with green, teal, and purple abstract shapes. This 100% cotton towel makes a colorful, funny kitchen gift.
Leave by 9 Dish Towel
$13.99
The Superpower Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a blue and teal polka dot border and the funny quote: “My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing”—a perfect housewarming or hostess gift.
Superpower Dish Towel
$13.99
Add coastal charm to your kitchen with the Go to Beach Dish Towel by Drinks On Me. This 100% cotton towel features a geometric green and blue border and witty blue text: “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I’ll go to the beach.”.
Go to Beach Dish Towel
$13.99
The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and white polka dot design with blue kitchen humor: “If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!.
Drunk Me Dish Towel
$13.99
The Dishwasher Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a rectangular design in orange, red, and yellow with kitchen humor: "In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal meth.
Dishwasher Dish Towel
$13.99
The Negative Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features green and purple colors with the phrase "I had my patience tested. I’m negative." Made of 100% cotton, it’s a funny, sarcastic gift sure to bring a smile while you clean!.
Negative Dish Towel
$13.99
The Fired Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features orange and purple polka dots and the text: "I just fired myself from cleaning my house..."—a hilarious kitchen humor housewarming gift!.
Fired Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a red kitchen towel with white and yellow borders, featuring the text: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A playful novelty housewarming gift.
Porn Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Good Morning Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features teal and orange accents, checkered border, and “Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning.” Made from 100% cotton, this funny towel makes a perfect kitchen gift that cleans with humor!.
Good Morning Dish Towel
$13.99
The Go to Parties Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a funny pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the quote, "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." A hilarious kitchen gift!.
Go to Parties Dish Towel
$13.99
The Hugged Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue and green colors with white text: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me." Made of 100% cotton, this towel makes a humorous kitchen gift.
Hugged Me Dish Towel
$13.99
The Chicken Pot Pie Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a teal and yellow humorous kitchen towel with bold text: "CHICKEN POT PIE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS." The label notes it's 100% cotton.
Chicken Pot Pie Dish Towel
$13.99
The Drinks On Me Pissed Dish Towel features a bold orange rectangle with teal patterns and the text: Wife: I’m Pissed! Husband: Again or still? Made from 100% cotton, this sarcastic kitchen towel brings humor to cleanup.
Pissed Dish Towel
$13.99
The Do you Run? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a leafy green and purple border with bold white text on blue: "Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money”—a humorous kitchen gift for any housewarming.
Do you Run? Dish Towel
$13.99
The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the funny message: "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect novelty housewarming gift!.
Smother Dish Towel
$13.99
The 8 Hours Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue, yellow, and geometric patterns with the funny quote: "I don't mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit." Made of 100% cotton—perfect as a sarcastic kitchen gift.
8 Hours Dish Towel
$13.99
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The CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red and white snowflake pattern, green accents, and the witty text: "Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair.
CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel
$13.99
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Add humor to your kitchen with the Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me, featuring a purple, green, and white polka dot and swirl design. The towel reads: #WHOREMEMBERS—ideal for housewarmings and fans of witty décor!.
Whoremembers Towel
$13.99