an assortment of colorful square coasters with different funny sayings written on them'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.
'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.

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Seriously hilarious, laugh-out-loud, coasters & napkins to get the party started. You've got to read them all 🤣

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colorful cocktail napkins with funny sayings written on them fanned out

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A green square with a dark blue border reads: LISTEN, I STILL WANT TO BE INVITED BUT I’M NOT COMING—part of the Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective by Drinks On Me, perfect for funny coasters or unique party gifts.
Not Coming Coaster
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The Overthink Mom Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal border and the quote: "It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them - Mom." A hilarious drink coaster or clever housewarming gift!.
Overthink Mom Coaster
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The Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk? by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a green border and red text, "Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas." A fun gift for friends who love humor and drinks!.
Protein Shake Coaster
$5.50
The Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a purple border and the quote, "We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence"—a funny addition to any coaster set.
Bad Influence Coaster
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A yellow sign with a thick blue border reads: LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION... OH WHO AM I KIDDING, FOLLOW ME, I KNOW A SHORTCUT. Add laughs to your table with the Coaster Bundle: Best Friends by Drinks On Me!.
Shortcut Coaster
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A pink square coaster with a green border and white text reads: Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’. The Coaster Bundle: No Filter by Drinks On Me is the perfect sassy gift for friends.
Chapstick Coaster
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A pastel meme in bright pink and purple on beige with a blue border reads: therapist: what do we do when sad? me: add to cart. Perfect for your Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Best Friends—add fun to any table!.
Add to Cart Coaster
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Text on a yellow Superpower Coaster by Drinks On Me with a blue border: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said." A funny drink coaster, perfect for your bar cart.
Superpower Coaster
$5.50
Text on a tan background with a red border reads: Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing. Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: No Filter is a hilarious gift for friends who love sarcasm or to add fun to your own kitchen!.
Giveashitometer Coaster
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A purple square with white text reads: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party. My childhood punishments are now adult goals—find this quirky coaster in the Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective!.
Punishments Coaster
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The Coaster Bundle: No Filter by Drinks On Me features a blue square with rounded corners and a purple border that reads, "I whisper what the f**k to myself at least twenty times a day." Ideal for funny coasters or a gift for friends!.
What the F#ck Coaster
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Blue square with white text and a rounded orange border reads: My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. Coaster Bundle: Growing Old by Drinks On Me—perfect funny gift for friends!.
Lyrics Coaster
$5.50
A green square with a teal border shows the text “Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning.” in blue typewriter font—part of the Coaster Bundle: Socially Selective by Drinks On Me, ideal for funny and unique party gifts.
Good Morning Coaster
$5.50
Purple text on beige reads: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." Framed by purple with rounded corners, Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers makes a perfect party gift.
Broke Best Friend Coaster
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The I Came, I Saw Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with a beige border and witty white text about distraction and needing to pee—making it a perfect funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift.
I Came, I Saw Coaster
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A light blue square with dark blue border says: Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference. From Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2—funny coasters, great as gifts or to enjoy yourself!.
Zoom Coaster
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White text on orange with a red border reads, "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood." A funny coaster from Drinks On Me's Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2—an ideal gift!.
Mr. Rogers Coaster
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Pink and purple square graphic reads: Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. Add humor to your table or gift with the Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers by Drinks On Me.
Left Unsaid Coaster
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The Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2 by Drinks On Me features a witty design: "Are you drunk?" with Yes/No checkboxes and an X below—ideal as funny coasters or a quirky gift for friends.
Are You Drunk? Coaster
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A blue square coaster from Drinks On Me's "Coaster Bundle: Best Sellers 2" features light gray text: Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they? Framed by a gray border—perfect for gifts or laughs with friends.
Hacker Coaster
$5.50
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A vibrant HOOK-r wine bottle tag with a matching coaster, both featuring witty text and sunburst design from Drinks On Me, shown on a plain white background.
The HOOK-r
$8.50
A stack of colorful coasters from Drinks On Me’s Coaster Bundle: Marriage, with a top red coaster reading: I just bought my husband a Get better soon card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better—perfect as a funny gift for friends!.
Coaster Bundle: Marriage
$33.00
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The Force You to Be Right Coaster by Drinks On Me features a yellow square with a thick purple border and light purple text: "It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right." A funny gift or bar cart accessory.
Force You to Be Right Coaster
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Text on a square teal-bordered coaster from Drinks On Me: “Listen, if drunk me said or did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Get the “Are You Drunk?” Coaster Bundle—perfect as a funny gift for friends!.
Drunk Me Coaster
$5.50
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The Dishwasher Coaster by Drinks On Me features a witty design about how people stack the dishwasher, making it a hilarious drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift.
Dishwasher Coaster
$5.50
The Drinks On Me Been a Struggle Coaster features a text graphic with a red border and light blue background that reads: My housekeeping style is best described as There appears to have been a struggle...
Been a Struggle Coaster
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A maroon square with a gold border features pink text: Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900’s—this Drinks On Me Coaster Bundle: Growing Old makes a funny and unique gift for friends.
1900's Coaster
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A yellow square coaster with a green border reads: "At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next." Get this quirky Coaster Bundle: Growing Old from Drinks On Me—perfect for funny gifts!.
Funeral Bouquet Coaster
$5.50
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Yellow text on a blue background reads: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. The Drinks On Me Words Wrong Coaster, featuring a thick yellow border, makes a fun housewarming gift.
Words Wrong Coaster
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The Cookies Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a blue border and text: Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same. Its greenish-yellow font makes it a funny drink coaster or unique bar cart accessory.
Cookies Coaster
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The Ears Sold Coaster by Drinks On Me displays the text: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. in orange on maroon—an amusing accessory for your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster.
Ears Sold Coaster
$5.50
The 8 Cups Water a Day Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pale green design with pink border and reads: Funny how drinking 8 cups of water is hard, but 8 beers and 6 shots go down fast—great for gifts or parties!.
8 Cups Water a Day Coaster
$5.50
The Drinks On Me "Lucky Son of a Bitch Coaster" features a funny quote on pink with a red border—perfect for bar cart accessories or as a unique hostess gift.
Lucky Son of a Bitch Coaster
$5.50
The Drinks On Me "Coaster Bundle: Are You Drunk?" includes a pink square coaster with a mustard yellow border that reads: Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Bible Coaster
$5.50
A red-bordered square with pink background features "ARE THEY STILL BAD HABITS IF I LIKE THEM?" in bold red—a Drinks On Me funny coaster from the Coaster Bundle: Fitness, perfect as a quirky gift or for your own collection.
Bad Habits Coaster
$5.50