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A graphic birthday card by Drinks On Me, the 8 Cups Water Card, features pink text on light green: "Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots go down easy." Orange corner label reads CARD. Made in USA—perfect for milestone birthdays.
8 Cups Water Card
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The "You Drinking?" birthday card by Drinks On Me features blue text on beige with a funny police joke and an orange CARD label—perfect for milestone birthdays!.
You Drinking?
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The Drunk Me Card by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange “CARD” label. A funny birthday card, it reads: If drunk me did or said something, take it up with drunk me—sober me wasn’t there!.
Drunk Me Card
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A yellow square Superpower Card by Drinks On Me features the text: "My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking & not hear a damn thing you said," with a purple border and an orange CARD label—perfect as a funny birthday card for friends.
Superpower Card
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The Wait to Retire Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with orange borders and the text: "I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
Wait to Retire Card
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The "Are You Drunk Card" by Drinks On Me features the question ARE YOU DRUNK? with YES/NO checkboxes and a big, wobbly X below for a funny twist—perfect for parenting humor or as a witty milestone birthday card!.
Are You Drunk Card
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The Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card made in the USA. It features beige text, "Jingle all the way! Nobody likes a half-ass jingler," a green border, and an orange CARD label in the corner.
Half Ass CHRISTMAS Card
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The Drinks On Me Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card features a green background, red border, and recycled paper. It reads: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I'll drink the red. Orange corner label says CARD.
Drink Red CHRISTMAS Card
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The Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features red handwritten text on a green background with the funny message: “Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body…” Made in the USA. Orange label says CARD.
Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card
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The Music CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design, bold white text, green border, and an orange CARD label—perfect for friends who love holiday humor.
Music CHRISTMAS Card
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Drinks On Me Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card: A green card for friends with a red border says "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka. I'm filled with vodka." An orange corner label reads funny birthday card.
Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card
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The Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red card with green borders and bold white “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” text. An orange CARD banner decorates the top left, making it a fun birthday card for anyone who enjoys humor.
Merry Drunk CHRISTMAS Card
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The Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red and white funny card featuring Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, as a young man thinks: what this girl needs is a drum solo. Orange CARD label on corner. A unique milestone greeting!.
Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card
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The Grinch CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me: A white card with a red border and orange "CARD" label. Front text: “Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair—a perfect funny birthday card!”.
Grinch CHRISTMAS Card
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The Drinks On Me "Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card" features a funny message: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m gonna need that back. Green with red border, orange "CARD" label—great for milestone birthdays!.
Drink and Wrap CHRISTMAS Card
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The Attempt CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card with red border, checkboxes (Naughty, Nice, An attempt was made—checked), an orange "CARD" banner, and it's made in the USA.
Attempt CHRISTMAS Card
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The Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red center, green border, and reindeer names—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen. An orange “CARD” banner adds a festive touch; ideal for friends.
Blitzen CHRISTMAS Card
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The Peace CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features white text on red recycled paper: Three wise women would’ve asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be Peace On Earth. CARD appears in orange.
Peace CHRISTMAS Card
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The Clark CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper card with a white Clark Griswold quote about Santa, plus an orange CARD banner.
Clark CHRISTMAS Card
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The Related CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design with a green border, orange "CARD" corner label, and reads: "The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people." Printed on recycled paper.
Related CHRISTMAS Card
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The Mirror Card by Drinks On Me features a teal border, coral text that jokes about watching one's drinking, and an orange CARD label—making it the perfect funny birthday greeting for a milestone celebration.
Mirror Card
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The Susan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring orange text on teal: "Every weekend I say to myself, Susan, you have to stop drinking wine. Thankfully, I’m not Susan." Great for friends who love a laugh! Orange CARD banner in the corner.
Susan Card
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The Go to Parties Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with blue text: "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." Orange CARD label and lime green border make it a hilarious birthday card for friends.
Go to Parties Card
$4.99
The Do You Run Card by Drinks On Me features a pink square with dark purple text: “Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.” Fun birthday or greeting card for friends! Orange "CARD" label on teal background.
Do You Run Card
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The Dating After 40 Card by Drinks On Me features a yellow center, purple border, and the funny message: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—perfect for over the hill birthdays.
Dating After 40 Card
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The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays.
Childhood Injuries Card
$4.99
The Chicken Pot Pie Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card for friends with a green border, yellow center, bold purple CHICKEN POT PIE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS text, and an orange CARD banner—perfect for a funny birthday greeting.
Chicken Pot Pie Card
$4.99
A square graphic with a pink border and blue center features the text: I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit. An orange label reads CARD—the 8 Hours Card by Drinks On Me, a funny birthday card made in USA.
8 Hours Card
$4.99
The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!.
Honey Nut Card
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The Mom Sleep Card by Drinks On Me features a green square on a pink background with “MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.” An orange “CARD” banner adds flair—a funny birthday card perfect for moms.
Mom Sleep Card
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Drinks On Me's Procrastination Card features a purple square with white text: “Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus nothing to do today.” Ideal as a funny birthday or recycled greeting card.
Procrastination Card
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The Pooh Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a graphic reading, “As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.” It features an orange 'CARD' banner and a blue border on a salmon pink background.
Pooh Card
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The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background.
Fired Card
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The Kindess Card by Drinks On Me features “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than expected” in pink on a light background with an orange CARD label—an ideal funny birthday greeting card for friends.
Kindess Card
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The Garden Naked Card by Drinks On Me features yellow-green text on a teal card: "Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Printed on recycled paper. An orange triangle says CARD.
Garden Naked Card
$4.99