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The Do You Run Card by Drinks On Me features a pink square with dark purple text: “Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.” Fun birthday or greeting card for friends! Orange "CARD" label on teal background.
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The Dating After 40 Card by Drinks On Me features a yellow center, purple border, and the funny message: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—perfect for over the hill birthdays.
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The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays.
Childhood Injuries Card
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The Chicken Pot Pie Card by Drinks On Me is a square birthday card for friends with a green border, yellow center, bold purple CHICKEN POT PIE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS text, and an orange CARD banner—perfect for a funny birthday greeting.
Chicken Pot Pie Card
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A square graphic with a pink border and blue center features the text: I don’t mind coming to work, but waiting 8 hours to go home is bullshit. An orange label reads CARD—the 8 Hours Card by Drinks On Me, a funny birthday card made in USA.
8 Hours Card
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The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!.
Honey Nut Card
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The Mom Sleep Card by Drinks On Me features a green square on a pink background with “MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.” An orange “CARD” banner adds flair—a funny birthday card perfect for moms.
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Drinks On Me's Procrastination Card features a purple square with white text: “Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus nothing to do today.” Ideal as a funny birthday or recycled greeting card.
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The Pooh Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a graphic reading, “As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.” It features an orange 'CARD' banner and a blue border on a salmon pink background.
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The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background.
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The Kindess Card by Drinks On Me features “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than expected” in pink on a light background with an orange CARD label—an ideal funny birthday greeting card for friends.
Kindess Card
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The Garden Naked Card by Drinks On Me features yellow-green text on a teal card: "Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Printed on recycled paper. An orange triangle says CARD.
Garden Naked Card
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The Grudges Card by Drinks On Me features bold red text on an orange, peach-accented background. Printed on recycled paper, this funny milestone birthday card reads: I don’t hold grudges, but I do remember assholes.
Grudges Card
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Text on a pink background with a green border reads: “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’” in white font—a hilarious Drinks On Me Chapstick Card, perfect for birthdays and friends.
Chapstick Card
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The Drinks On Me HR Card is a funny orange birthday card with white text: HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now… Shown on a blue background.
HR Card
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A square Mothers Love Card by Drinks On Me with a blue background, teal border, and orange "CARD" label. Text: Sometimes, a mother’s love means flipping your kid the bird after they’ve already left the room. Perfect funny birthday card for mom.
Mothers Love Card
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The Swim Up Bar Card by Drinks On Me features a funny greeting: "Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again." It has a green border and an orange "CARD" label in the corner.
Swim Up Bar Card
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The 30 Years Card by Drinks On Me features the funny quote: “Someone said ‘30 years ago’ and I thought of the 1970’s, but they meant 1992. Now I need a moment.” Light blue with purple border and orange CARD label. Perfect for milestone birthdays!.
30 Years Card
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The Yogurt Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a blue design that reads: I hate when people eat yogurt and spend 30 minutes scraping the container. It’s yogurt, not cocaine. An orange stripe says CARD in the top left corner.
Yogurt Card
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The Outdoorsy Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square birthday card featuring the text "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy," with an orange CARD label—ideal for milestone celebrations.
Outdoorsy Card
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The Cup of Ambition Card by Drinks On Me is a square greeting card featuring a pink border, dark mauve center, and the text: “It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and pour myself a cup of ambition.” Funny birthday card.
Cup of Ambition Card
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A teal Parent in 80's Card by Drinks On Me with pink border humorously compares today's parents ("text me when you get there...") to 80s parents ("Bye"). The perfect funny birthday card for parents! Features "CARD" in the orange corner.
Parent in 80's Card
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A square, funny birthday card by Drinks On Me called "Unplug Life Support Card" with a pink center, orange border, and orange corner CARD label. Reads: I now know how it ends—one of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
Unplug Life Support Card
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The Good Parent Card by Drinks On Me is a purple milestone birthday card with white text: "I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I'm going to need some different kids." Orange CARD label—funny choice for parents' birthdays.
Good Parent Card
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A purple square "Amateur Card" by Drinks On Me with white text: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. Features an orange CARD label—great as a funny birthday or greeting card for friends.
Amateur Card
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The Drinks On Me Winner Card is a green recycled paper card with brown text: "If you combine wine and dinner you get Winner," set on a pink border. An orange tag reads CARD. Perfect funny birthday or greeting card for any wine lover.
Winner Card
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The 1 Glass Card by Drinks On Me is a maroon greeting card with a yellow border and orange CARD banner. Printed on recycled paper, it reads: FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass. Perfect for birthdays!.
1 Glass Card
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The Bad Influence Card by Drinks On Me is a blue, funny birthday card with "We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence" and an orange "CARD" label, perfect for milestone birthdays, shown on a purple background.
Bad Influence Card
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The Young and Fun Card by Drinks On Me features a pink background, blue border, and reads: "One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better." Ideal as an over the hill birthday card.
Young and Fun Card
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The Childhood Punishments Card by Drinks On Me is a purple, funny birthday card with white text listing: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party, and says: My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. CARD in the orange corner.
Childhood Punishments Card
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The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!.
Potatoes Card
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The Fireball Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card with white text: “‘That candle smells like Fireball.’ ‘Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky.’” Orange “CARD” label; purple background; perfect funny birthday card.
Fireball Card
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Teal square with orange border from Drinks On Me, featuring "Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober." Funny birthday card. Orange corner label reads "CARD." Product: Me at Work Card.
Me at Work Card
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The Good Morning Card by Drinks On Me is a green square birthday card with blue text: "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning." It features an orange "CARD" label and a teal border, perfect as a funny birthday greeting for friends.
Good Morning Card
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A square graphic from Drinks On Me's Autocorrect Card features a pink center, blue border, orange "CARD" label in the top left, and blue text: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema"—a hilarious birthday card for friends!.
Autocorrect Card
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