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Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me's HR Napkin set—teal and orange cocktail napkins featuring funny, vulgar quotes like "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning." and "HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers...
HR Napkin
$6.95
The Hugged Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue and green colors with white text: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me." Made of 100% cotton, this towel makes a humorous kitchen gift.
Hugged Me Dish Towel
$13.99
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A blank table place card by Hester & Cook, featuring pastel yellow and light blue hydrangea flowers with green leaves in the upper left corner. Hydrangea Place Card - Set of 12. Perfect for your next gathering.
Hydrangea Place Card - Set of 12
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The Hydrangea Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes designer floral plates, matching napkins, a serving tray, and is arranged for four with cheese, crackers, grapes, white flowers in vases, forks, spoons, and clear glasses.
Hydrangea Table Setting
$60.50
The Hydrangea Table Setting by Sophistiplate includes designer floral plates, matching napkins, a serving tray, and is arranged for four with cheese, crackers, grapes, white flowers in vases, forks, spoons, and clear glasses.
Hydrangea Table Setting
$60.50
The “I Came I Saw Towel” by Drinks On Me is a funny kitchen towel with a scalloped green edge, blue polka dots, and a sarcastic saying—perfect as a humorous kitchen gift!.
I Came I Saw Towel
$13.99
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A red box with white text says: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee. An orange label reads CARD. "I Came, I Saw Card" by Drinks On Me.
I Came, I Saw Card
$4.99
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The I Came, I Saw Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with a beige border and witty white text about distraction and needing to pee—making it a perfect funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift.
I Came, I Saw Coaster
$5.50
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The I Do Porn Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text, “When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn,” an orange CARD label, and a mint green background—ideal for bold birthday humor.
I Do Porn Card
$4.99
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The I Do Porn Coaster by Drinks On Me features pink text on a blue background with a light green border, reading: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." Great for funny drink coaster collectors or bar cart accessories.
I Do Porn Coaster
$5.50
The "I Get Awesome Coaster" by Drinks On Me features purple text on a light blue background with a purple border—a hilarious drink coaster, ideal for bar cart accessories or housewarming gifts.
I Get Awesome Coaster
$5.50
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The Drinks On Me “I Like Wine” wine bag is tall with pink-purple stripes, a dark handle, and a funny gold and white label. Includes a matching blank gift tag—perfect hostess gift!.
I Like Wine- Wine Bag
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The I Perform Coaster by Drinks On Me features bold green text on a beige square with a green border—reading "I DONT SING IN THE CAR. I PERFORM."—a funny drink coaster perfect for unique housewarming gifts or bar cart accessories.
I Perform Coaster
$5.50
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The I Was a Child Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square orange design with a red border and the quote: "Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to retire." A funny coaster—great for bar carts or housewarming gifts.
I Was a Child Coaster
$5.50
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The "I Wonder What My Cat Named Me Coaster" by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with white text—a funny bar cart accessory or quirky housewarming gift for cat lovers.
I Wonder What My Cat Named Me Coaster
$5.50
The Drinks On Me "I Wonder What My Dog Named Me Coaster" is a light blue square coaster with a thick blue border and witty text—ideal for funny housewarming gifts or unique bar cart accessories.
I Wonder What My Dog Named Me Coaster
$5.50
Drinks On Me’s "I’d Do You Coaster" features a pink border, light purple background, and bold red text: “Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. Except you, I’d do you.” A fun gift or quirky addition to your bar cart.
I'd Do You Coaster
$5.50
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The Drinks On Me "I'm Old Napkin" features witty sayings about retirement and dinner, making it a perfect accessory for your bar cart or a fun addition to birthday parties.
I'm Old Napkin
$6.95
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The Drinks On Me "I'm the Mom Coaster" features a square design with a green border, turquoise center, and purple text: "I hate when I’m waiting for my mom to make dinner & then I realize that I’m the mom." A funny bar cart accessory!.
I'm the Mom Coaster
$5.50
The If You're 40 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green background, pink border, and pink text: "If you’re 40+, it’s time to leave them young girls alone and get you a woman that understands the signs of a stroke." A funny coaster and perfect housewarming gift!.
If You're 40 Coaster
$5.50
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A teal square with rounded corners and a purple border shows white text: I'm not old. I'm aged to perfection. And full bodied—a funny Drinks On Me coaster from the Coaster Bundle: Birthday, perfect as a gift or for your collection.
Im Not Old Coaster
$5.50
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The In Me Coaster by Drinks On Me is a bright pink square with a light pink border and white cursive text—perfect as a funny drink coaster for your bar cart or as a unique housewarming gift.
In Me Coaster
$5.50
The Indiana Jones Card by Drinks On Me is a teal and beige funny birthday card featuring the joke about using Google Maps instead of paper maps with your dad. Ideal for parents' birthdays. Includes an orange label that says CARD.
Indiana Jones Card
$4.99
The Indiana Jones Coaster by Drinks On Me features a funny sign: "Was driving with my dad and he told me to get the map from the glove box. Easy there, Indiana Jones—I’ll just Google it." Perfect as a unique housewarming gift or drink coaster!.
Indiana Jones Coaster
$5.50
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The Ingredients Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a light green border and the text: I hate it when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients—perfect for your bar cart or as a funny drink coaster.
Ingredients Coaster
$5.50
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The Ingredients Towel by Drinks On Me features white text on a pink center—“I hate it when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients”—with green and white borders, making it a funny gift or kitchen towel.
Ingredients Towel
$13.99
The Inspirational Quote Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a blue border and the text "DONT BE A DICK" in dark blue—an ideal funny gift or drink coaster for any home.
Inspirational Quote Coaster
$5.50
The Internet Napkin by Drinks On Me is a funny, colorful cocktail napkin with the quote: "Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people." Perfect for parties or gifting.
Internet Napkin
$6.95
The Internet Stopped Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card featuring the text: “Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Green background, purple border, orange CARD tag.
Internet Stopped Card
$4.99
The Drinks On Me Internet Stopped Coaster features a funny purple quote on a light background—"Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people"—great for bar carts or hostess gifts.
Internet Stopped Coaster
$5.50
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Enjoy a festive tablescape with the Sophistiplate Ivory Harvest Table Setting, featuring floral centerpieces, eco-friendly disposable plates adorned with pumpkin illustrations, a plaid table runner, gold utensils, glasses, and napkins—all elegantly arranged on a burlap tablecloth.
Ivory Harvest Table Setting
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An overhead view of a decorated table set with Sophistiplate LLC’s Ivory Harvest: Thanksgiving Table for 16, featuring floral centerpieces, eco-friendly plates, gold cutlery, plaid tablecloth, and themed napkins.
Ivory Harvest: Thanksgiving Table for 16
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Elevate your event with the Ivory Rococo Table Setting by Sophistiplate—designer disposable plates with gold rims, paired with floral napkins, white cutlery, and lush flower centerpieces showcasing white and yellow blooms atop a light tablecloth—offering a sophisticated party-in-a-box experience.
Ivory Rococo Table Setting
$60.50
The Jan 2nd Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue border and gray confetti background with the message: “Dear New Years Resolution, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd.” Perfect for laughs or gifting!.
Jan 2nd Coaster
$5.50
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The "Jesus Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card showing a cop and lady with a wine joke, an orange CARD label in the top left, and it's printed on recycled paper for eco-friendly laughs.
Jesus Card
$4.99
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