an assortment of colorful square coasters with different funny sayings written on them'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.
'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.

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Seriously hilarious, laugh-out-loud, coasters & napkins to get the party started. You've got to read them all 🤣

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      A blue square NYE Quit Coaster by Drinks On Me displays: I was going to give up all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered, no one likes a quitter—a funny bar cart or housewarming gift.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      NYE Quit Coaster
      $5.50
      The NYE Wearing Coaster by Drinks On Me features white cursive text on a blue background with a thick dark blue border and rounded corners—perfect for anyone seeking funny drink coaster ideas for New Year's Eve.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      NYE Wearing Coaster
      $5.50
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      A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Blah Blah Coaster
      $5.50
      The Jan 2nd Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue border and gray confetti background with the message: “Dear New Years Resolution, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd.” Perfect for laughs or gifting!.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Jan 2nd Coaster
      $5.50
      The Christmas Coaster Bundle- Version 1 by Drinks On Me features festive coasters—perfect as stocking stuffers or a fun holiday gift for anyone who loves to celebrate with a sense of humor.
      The Drinks On Me Christmas Coaster Bundle- Version 1 features a white Naughty mug and six witty holiday coasters, shown on a red and green backdrop—a perfect, cheerful stocking stuffer for the festive season.
      Christmas Coaster Bundle- Version 1
      $48.00
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      A white mug with "NAUGHTY" in red holds whipped cream with sprinkles. Behind it are red and green coasters from the Drinks On Me Christmas Coaster Bundle: Version 2, including one with a funny holiday travel quote—ideal hostess gifts or stocking stuffers.
      The Drinks On Me Christmas Coaster Bundle: Version 2 features six humorous holiday coasters paired with a festive white mug reading "Naughty" in red and green—perfect as a stocking stuffer or cheerful hostess gift.
      Christmas Coaster Bundle: Version 2
      $48.00
      The Clark CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green recycled paper card with a white Clark Griswold quote about Santa, plus an orange CARD banner.
      Someone holds a Clark CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me that says, “FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as 1 glass,” while writing on a recycled paper card at their desk.
      Clark CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
      The Music CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design, bold white text, green border, and an orange CARD label—perfect for friends who love holiday humor.
      Someone writes on a Drinks On Me Music CHRISTMAS Card with a colorful pen for friends, while holding another card that says, "FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as 1 glass.
      Music CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
      The Attempt CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a green greeting card with red border, checkboxes (Naughty, Nice, An attempt was made—checked), an orange "CARD" banner, and it's made in the USA.
      A person holds a Drinks On Me Attempt CHRISTMAS Card made in the USA with the text "FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass," while getting ready to write on it at a desk.
      Attempt CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
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      The Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me is a red and white funny card featuring Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, as a young man thinks: what this girl needs is a drum solo. Orange CARD label on corner. A unique milestone greeting!.
      Someone writes on a Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me with a colorful pen. The front reads, "Fun Fact: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as 1 glass." This card is made in the USA. A blank card sits nearby.
      Drum Solo CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
      The Peace CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features white text on red recycled paper: Three wise women would’ve asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be Peace On Earth. CARD appears in orange.
      A person holds a Peace CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me while writing on a blank card at a table beside a lamp.
      Peace CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
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      Two festive “Hard to Shop” CHRISTMAS napkins by Drinks On Me—fun bar cart accessories or white elephant gifts! One says, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red,” and another pokes fun at being hard to shop for.
      Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
      Hard to shop CHRISTMAS Napkin
      $6.95
      Drinks On Me Xmas Counted Napkin—set of two square Christmas-themed coasters with hilarious sayings, perfect as funny cocktail napkins or best-selling holiday party napkins for your next get-together.
      Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
      Xmas Counted Napkin
      $6.95
      The Related CHRISTMAS Napkin by Drinks On Me features two festive cocktail napkins: one with a Clark Griswold quote in green and red, and another with witty white text on red—ideal for humorous holiday celebrations.
      Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
      Related CHRISTMAS Napkin
      $6.95
      Drinks On Me's Lose Phone CHRISTMAS Napkin set includes two square cards with funny messages—ideal cocktail napkins or bar décor. The red card says, "Do not drink and wrap presents..." and the green card jokes about losing your phone.
      Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
      Lose Phone CHRISTMAS Napkin
      $6.95
      The Attempt Was Made Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border listing Naughty, Nice, and An attempt was made—with a checkmark. A hilarious drink coaster or quirky bar cart accent.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Attempt Was Made Coaster
      $5.50
      The Related Christmas Coaster by Drinks On Me is a red square with a green border and the text: “The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people.” Perfect for bar carts or gifts!.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Related Christmas Coaster
      $5.50
      Text on a white background with a red border reads: Mary, tired after getting Jesus to sleep, is approached by a young man thinking she needs a drum solo. The Drum Solo Christmas Coaster by Drinks On Me—funny bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Drum Solo Christmas Coaster
      $5.50
      The Clark Coaster Christmas Coaster from Drinks On Me features white text on green with a red border, displaying a funny Clark Griswold quote—ideal as a humorous bar or drink coaster and perfect for housewarming gifts.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Clark Coaster Christmas Coaster
      $5.50
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      Gonna lay under the tree to remind my family I’m a gift—just like those Xmas Gift Coasters from Drinks On Me that everyone loves as housewarming gifts.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Xmas Gift Coaster
      $5.50
      The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth.
      The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white geometric pattern with red dots, a vertical red stripe, and the funny quote: “Three wise women would’ve asked for directions...and there would be Peace On Earth.”.
      CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel
      $13.99
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      The CHRISTMAS Related Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features red and green stripes, polka dots, and red text: “The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people.” A perfect funny kitchen gift!.
      A festive CHRISTMAS Related Dish Towel from Drinks On Me features green polka dots, a large red stocking, and red text: "The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people.
      CHRISTMAS Related Dish Towel
      $13.99
      The CHRISTMAS Hard to Shop Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features green fabric with white polka dots, red and white grid accents, and the saying: "Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. You know where the liquor store is." Perfect for any kitchen!.
      The CHRISTMAS Hard to shop Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features red and white circular grids over green polka dots, with a green stripe reading: Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. A fun, humorous kitchen towel—perfect as a funny housewarming gift.
      CHRISTMAS Hard to shop Dish Towel
      $13.99
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      The CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white circle design with a funny red panel listing reindeer and drinks—adding festive kitchen humor for a unique housewarming gift.
      The CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features festive green circles, bold red shapes, and a vertical strip with reindeer and drink names—adding humor to your kitchen and making it a great housewarming gift.
      CHRISTMAS Blitzen Dish Towel
      $13.99
      The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red center, white snowflakes, green trim, and "Merry Drunk Im Christmas" in white text. A festive drink tag is attached, making it a humorous kitchen gift.
      A festive card with red and white snowflakes, a thick green ribbon, and “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” in the center—perfect for pairing with the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel for a fun holiday gift.
      CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel
      $13.99
      Add cheer to your Christmas table with Sophistiplate’s 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk, featuring a red center, green border, playful pink and white lettering, and festive stars—perfect for your holiday party!.
      A glass of white wine sits beside Sophistiplate's 'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins (26pk), featuring a red center, green border, playful lettering, and star accents—ideal for festive holiday gatherings or your party napkin collection.
      'Team Naughty' Cocktail Napkins/26pk
      $6.00
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      The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Naughty, 14oz, is a white ceramic mug with red "NAUGHTY" lettering, a large green N-shaped handle, and a bright red interior for a fun touch.
      The Sophistiplate Ceramic Message Mug Naughty, 14oz, features a festive letter N, green handle, and red "NAUGHTY" text. It's filled with whipped cream and sprinkles, displayed on wood near white flowers.
      Ceramic Message Mug Naughty, 14oz
      $15.00 $13.50 Save 10%
      The Book Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and white text: "To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday." A fun note for your bar cart or as a quirky drink coaster.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Book Coaster
      $5.50
      The Blitzen Coaster by Drinks On Me features reindeer and spirits—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen—on a red background with green border; a funny housewarming or bar cart gift.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Blitzen Coaster
      $5.50
      The Wondering Eyes Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with white text and a bold red border, making it a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Wondering Eyes Coaster
      $5.50
      Text on a red background with a green border reads: "Jingle all the way! Nobody likes a half-ass jingler" in cream font—Drinks On Me’s Half Ass (coaster) Coaster, perfect as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Half Ass (coaster) Coaster
      $5.50
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      The Tip Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red box with green border and the text: “Holiday Tip: Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a cookie, but it’s actually the flu.” A funny bar cart accessory or housewarming gift.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Tip Coaster
      $5.50
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      A red square coaster from Drinks On Me features beige text: “I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit. But I can’t get the damn bottle open”—a funny Bottle Open Coaster for your bar cart or as a cheerful drink accessory.
      A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
      Bottle Open Coaster
      $5.50
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      The Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features red handwritten text on a green background with the funny message: “Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body…” Made in the USA. Orange label says CARD.
      Someone holds a Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me and writes on blank paper with a colorful pencil at their desk.
      Dear Santa CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99
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      Drinks On Me Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card: A green card for friends with a red border says "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka. I'm filled with vodka." An orange corner label reads funny birthday card.
      A person holding a Drinks On Me Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card with a humorous message about refilling wine glasses, while writing at a desk with a lamp—a perfect funny greeting card for friends or parents.
      Spirit/Vodka CHRISTMAS Card
      $4.99