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The Best Friends Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and green design with the quote: "Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." Made of 100% cotton—perfect kitchen humor or housewarming gift!.
Best Friends Dish Towel
$13.99
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A purple box with white text says, “I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.” An orange CARD label sits in the corner. The pink background features Drinks On Me’s Holes Closed Card, a best-selling funny birthday card.
Holes Closed Card
$4.99
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Text on a pink background with a green border reads: “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’” in white font—a hilarious Drinks On Me Chapstick Card, perfect for birthdays and friends.
Chapstick Card
$4.99
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The Growing Up in the 80's Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card for parents with a pink border and an orange label that says "CARD." It reads: My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s… So I took their phones away & turned off the internet.
Growing Up in the 80's Card
$4.99
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The Voodoo Doll Card by Drinks On Me is a funny greeting card on recycled paper, featuring the text: “My wife yelled from upstairs, ‘Do you ever get a shooting pain like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll of you?’ I said, ‘No...’ She replied: ‘How about now?’”.
Voodoo Doll Card
$4.99
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The Mr. Rogers Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with an orange background, red border, and "Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood" in white text plus a CARD banner.
Mr. Rogers Card
$4.99
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Add a humorous touch to your bar with Drinks On Me's Rainstorm Napkin—one says "I'm a trophy husband" and the other features a witty rainstorm mix-up, perfect for birthday parties or entertaining guests.
Rainstorm Napkin
$6.95
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The Drinks On Me Grocery Store Coaster features a green square design with a dark green rounded border and tan text: “Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.” Funny bar cart accessory!.
Grocery Store Coaster
$5.50
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A red square coaster from Drinks On Me features beige text: “I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit. But I can’t get the damn bottle open”—a funny Bottle Open Coaster for your bar cart or as a cheerful drink accessory.
Bottle Open Coaster
$5.50
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The Tis the Season Cocktail Napkins (20pk) from Hester & Cook feature “‘Tis the Season” in red script, surrounded by green holly, berries, and red snowflakes on light beige—perfect for festive holiday gatherings.
Tis the Season Cocktail Napkins/20pk
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The Superbowl Set by Sophistiplate includes wings, chips with salsa and guacamole, popcorn, pretzel bites, beers, designer disposable plates, a field-themed tablecloth, and “It’s Tailgate time All-Star” napkins—your perfect football party-in-a-box!.
The Superbowl Set
$108.50 $99.60 Save 8%
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The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background.
Fired Card
$4.99
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The You Drinking? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote, floral design, and is made of 100% cotton—making it the perfect humorous kitchen gift.
You Drinking? Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Sophistiplate Blush and White Cocktail Spoons - 50pk feature white spoon ends with long, slender pink handles—ideal for parties as reusable or disposable cutlery. Pictured here on a plain white background.
Blush and White Cocktail Spoons - 50pk
$20.00
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The Spite Card by Drinks On Me is a gray recycled paper greeting card with orange text: "Apparently, Spite is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you?" An orange CARD label adds a witty touch—perfect for anyone who loves funny birthday cards.
Spite Card
$4.99
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A yellow box labeled "Chef’s Selection Pesto Set" by Bella Cucina holds three jars of gourmet pesto and spreads—each a different flavor. The perfect addition to any charcuterie board or appetizer spread.
Chef’s Selection Pesto Set
$50.00
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The Called Pretty Card by Drinks On Me features a purple square with white text, a green border, and an orange "CARD" label—perfect as a funny birthday card for milestone birthdays.
Called Pretty Card
$4.99
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The Cremation Card by Drinks On Me features white text on a blue background with an orange "CARD" label. Set against green, it's the perfect funny birthday greeting for friends who appreciate a dark sense of humor.
Cremation Card
$4.99
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Brighten your kitchen with the "Childhood Punishments Towel" by Drinks On Me—featuring green and orange polka dots and a witty list of punishments turned adult goals. A perfect sarcastic dish towel for humor lovers!.
Childhood Punishments Towel
$13.99
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The Flight Attendant Coaster by Drinks On Me features a coral background, blue border, and white text: The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying trash to everyone’s face—perfect for bar carts!.
Flight Attendant Coaster
$5.50
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The "Jesus Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card showing a cop and lady with a wine joke, an orange CARD label in the top left, and it's printed on recycled paper for eco-friendly laughs.
Jesus Card
$4.99
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The Related CHRISTMAS Card by Drinks On Me features a red design with a green border, orange "CARD" corner label, and reads: "The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people." Printed on recycled paper.
Related CHRISTMAS Card
$4.99
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The Drinks On Me "Same Person Card" is a green greeting card with a pink border that reads: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music blasts—I'm not the same person I was last night. Features an orange CARD label.
Same Person Card
$4.99
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The image shows the United States flag, inspiring coastal party decor like Sophistiplate's Party in the USA Cocktail Napkins (26pk)—perfect for adding a patriotic touch to your gathering.
Party in the USA Cocktail Napkins/26pk
$6.00
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The Ran Out of Coffee Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features pink and white stripes, a teal center, and the saying: "I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.
Ran Out of Coffee Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Drinks On Me Wine Talking Dish Towel is a pink and teal kitchen towel with the funny saying: I said I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it's me... talking to the wine. A perfect humorous kitchen gift.
Wine Talking Dish Towel
$13.99
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The Powerful Woman Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square greeting card with white text and a teal border, humorously stating, "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom." Great as a funny birthday card or gift.
Powerful Woman Card
$4.99
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The Dating After 40 Card by Drinks On Me features a yellow center, purple border, and the funny message: “Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell”—perfect for over the hill birthdays.
Dating After 40 Card
$4.99
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The Now I Wait Card by Drinks On Me features a pink design with "Do what you love and money will follow" plus fun birthday antics. Orange border, "CARD" in the top left corner. Made in the USA.
Now I Wait Card
$4.99
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The Fall Off Card by Drinks On Me is a blue-bordered, funny birthday card with a dark blue center that reads: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Great as an over the hill card.
Fall Off Card
$4.99
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Blue box with green border features “Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body” in bold and regular white font—a funny Drinks On Me Cremation Coaster and quirky addition to your bar cart accessories.
Cremation Coaster
$5.50
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The Drinks On Me "We Had Kids Coaster" features an orange square with a beige border and white cursive text, making it a hilarious housewarming gift or the perfect match for other funny coaster sets.
We Had Kids Coaster
$5.50
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The Lucky Son of a Bitch Card by Drinks On Me features bold, funny text: "Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and think, wow… He is one lucky son of a bitch." Ideal milestone birthday card for your husband!.
Lucky Son of a Bitch Card
$4.99
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The Drinks On Me 1900's Towel is a pink cotton dish towel with playful patterns and the text: "Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s." A funny and charming housewarming gift for any kitchen.
1900's Towel
$13.99
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The Maple Personalized Thermal Ash Serving Board - Cheese & Charcuterie Board 24", engraved with “The Green Family”, is shown with sliced citrus, peppers, and veggie skewers. A “Personalize This Item!” label appears in the top right corner.
Personalized Thermal Ash Serving Board - Cheese & Charcuterie Board 24"
$90.00
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