The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me is a purple and green dish towel featuring the witty quote, “Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?” Polka dot design—clean up with a smile!.
Abstract green and purple striped background with a vertical purple rectangle. Text: Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know… Half an hour? The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me—a funny dish towel or kitchen gift!.
The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me hangs on a stainless steel oven with a teapot, featuring the funny quote: "Someone asked how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?"—a hilarious kitchen gift! White cabinets and flowers in background.
A kitchen scene with the Drinks On Me "Half Hour Towel"—a funny dish towel that reads, "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?"—plus a white kettle and vase of white flowers.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me is a purple and green dish towel featuring the witty quote, “Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?” Polka dot design—clean up with a smile!.
Abstract green and purple striped background with a vertical purple rectangle. Text: Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know… Half an hour? The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me—a funny dish towel or kitchen gift!.
The Half Hour Towel by Drinks On Me hangs on a stainless steel oven with a teapot, featuring the funny quote: "Someone asked how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?"—a hilarious kitchen gift! White cabinets and flowers in background.
A kitchen scene with the Drinks On Me "Half Hour Towel"—a funny dish towel that reads, "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don’t know... Half an hour?"—plus a white kettle and vase of white flowers.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.

Half Hour Towel

$13.99
/

Estimated Shipping Widget will be displayed here!

"Someone Asked How Much I Usually Spend On A Bottle Of Wine. I Don’t Know... Half An Hour?"

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

You may also like

Back to All Napkins