The You Drinking? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote, floral design, and is made of 100% cotton—making it the perfect humorous kitchen gift.
The Drinks On Me “You Drinking?” Dish Towel features vertical pink dot stripes over a blue abstract shape with witty white text on pink: The officer said, You drinking? I said, You buying? A perfect sarcastic gift!.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The "You Drinking? Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me features a funny quote perfect for the kitchen: "The officer said, You drinking? I said, You buying? We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money." Great as a humorous gift; other patterned towels are nearby.
A modern stainless steel oven has the Drinks On Me "You Drinking?" dish towel with a funny quote hanging on its handle. A beige pot sits on the stove, and a small floral arrangement is on the right counter.
A modern stainless steel oven with a Drinks On Me “You Drinking?” dish towel hangs on the door, a beige Dutch oven sits on the stovetop, with a champagne bottle and floral arrangement on the white countertop in a bright kitchen.
The You Drinking? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote, floral design, and is made of 100% cotton—making it the perfect humorous kitchen gift.
The Drinks On Me “You Drinking?” Dish Towel features vertical pink dot stripes over a blue abstract shape with witty white text on pink: The officer said, You drinking? I said, You buying? A perfect sarcastic gift!.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The "You Drinking? Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me features a funny quote perfect for the kitchen: "The officer said, You drinking? I said, You buying? We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money." Great as a humorous gift; other patterned towels are nearby.
A modern stainless steel oven has the Drinks On Me "You Drinking?" dish towel with a funny quote hanging on its handle. A beige pot sits on the stove, and a small floral arrangement is on the right counter.
A modern stainless steel oven with a Drinks On Me “You Drinking?” dish towel hangs on the door, a beige Dutch oven sits on the stovetop, with a champagne bottle and floral arrangement on the white countertop in a bright kitchen.

You Drinking? Dish Towel

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"The Officer Said, “You Drinking?” I Said “You Buying?” We Just Laughed And Laughed. I Need Bail Money."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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Barbara Frisch
Mistake,No

Fun dish towel!

Barbara Frisch review photo
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Anonymous
Love the title

Love the towel…bought it for a friend!

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Anonymous
Hallelujah!! Just in time!!

Perfect for me to gift!! Expresses unsaid sentiments perfectly! Plus, it's a great fabric.

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Anonymous
PMS Towel

Love the saying on this towel. So cute and funny!

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Anonymous
I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family

I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family. Everyone who has received one has laughed and fallen in love with the quirky humor.

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Cyber shopper
Love this towel

Love this towel. This is one of their funniest sayings. Can’t wait to give these as gifts.

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Kathleen Sexton
Love the towels

Well made item. Colors pop. Wish you would sell on RueLala again!

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Natalie Baeza
Smother towel

Love it! So funny and my husband got a kick out
Of it too.

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Heather McLewee
Dish Towel

This is so, so cute and very nice quality. Very pleased and would buy more. Would be a great gift!

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Debb Davis
Great

My visiting friend got a big laugh from my towel

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Norma Davis
Laugh while drying dishes

I saw this dish towel in my local Hallmark store and couldn't stop laughing. So cheeky! I know a lot of people who would enjoy the humor, so I ordered more as gifts.

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Barbara Frisch
Help!

Fun dish towel!

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