Add humor to your kitchen with the Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me, featuring a purple, green, and white polka dot and swirl design. The towel reads: #WHOREMEMBERS—ideal for housewarmings and fans of witty décor!.
A purple background with white spirals and bold green circles frames a lavender strip reading: #WHOREMEMBERS. The Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me is a hilarious housewarming or kitchen gift for those who love cheeky humor.
Two images show a stove with the Drinks On Me 8 Hours Dish Towel, featuring a pink and green design, hanging on the oven door. The towel reads, “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.” White flowers and a kettle are on the counter.
Add humor to your kitchen with the Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me, featuring a purple, green, and white polka dot and swirl design. The towel reads: #WHOREMEMBERS—ideal for housewarmings and fans of witty décor!.
A purple background with white spirals and bold green circles frames a lavender strip reading: #WHOREMEMBERS. The Whoremembers Towel by Drinks On Me is a hilarious housewarming or kitchen gift for those who love cheeky humor.
Two images show a stove with the Drinks On Me 8 Hours Dish Towel, featuring a pink and green design, hanging on the oven door. The towel reads, “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.” White flowers and a kettle are on the counter.

Whoremembers Towel

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"#Whoremembers If You Read That As “Whore Members” Then I Hope We’re Friends."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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