an assortment of colorful square coasters with different funny sayings written on them'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.
'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.

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Seriously hilarious, laugh-out-loud, coasters & napkins to get the party started. You've got to read them all 🤣

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The Now I Wait Card by Drinks On Me features a pink design with "Do what you love and money will follow" plus fun birthday antics. Orange border, "CARD" in the top left corner. Made in the USA.
Now I Wait Card
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The Powerful Woman Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square greeting card with white text and a teal border, humorously stating, "Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom." Great as a funny birthday card or gift.
Powerful Woman Card
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The Stranger Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square design with pink text: “Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them saying, what the fuck are you doing?” An orange label reads CARD on a light green background.
Stranger Card
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The Financial Plan Card by Drinks On Me is a funny milestone birthday card featuring the words: "Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes," with CARD in an orange banner on a green and blue background.
Financial Plan Card
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Add humor to birthdays with the Drinks On Me Starbucks Card: “I make my own coffee, yell my name wrong, then light $5 on fire instead of going to Starbucks.” Features an orange "CARD" corner banner. Perfect funny card for friends!.
Starbucks Card
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The "Jesus Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card showing a cop and lady with a wine joke, an orange CARD label in the top left, and it's printed on recycled paper for eco-friendly laughs.
Jesus Card
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A teal square card from Drinks On Me, named "Lay on Beach Card," features white text: "Really in the mood to lay on the beach with a few million in the bank." An orange label says "funny birthday card" and it has a light peach border.
Lay on Beach Card
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Drinks On Me Marriage Deck of Cards: a pink graphic greeting card with the joke—“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you need two hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish for a club and spade.” Perfect funny birthday card!.
Marriage Deck of Cards
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The Talking to Wine Card by Drinks On Me features a funny birthday message: "I said, I love you. He asked, is that you or the wine talking? I said, it’s me… talking to the wine." Orange label, blue/teal design. Printed on recycled cardstock.
Talking to Wine Card
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The Treat You Like Family Card by Drinks On Me features blue text on a tan background: "Saw a store with a sign, We treat you like family! Yup, NOT going in there." A funny birthday card for friends with an orange CARD ribbon.
Treat You Like Family Card
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A square graphic from Drinks On Me's Autocorrect Card features a pink center, blue border, orange "CARD" label in the top left, and blue text: "Autocorrect has become my worst enema"—a hilarious birthday card for friends!.
Autocorrect Card
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The Good Morning Card by Drinks On Me is a green square birthday card with blue text: "Here we fucking go again. I mean good morning." It features an orange "CARD" label and a teal border, perfect as a funny birthday greeting for friends.
Good Morning Card
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Teal square with orange border from Drinks On Me, featuring "Me at work: I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober." Funny birthday card. Orange corner label reads "CARD." Product: Me at Work Card.
Me at Work Card
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The Fireball Card by Drinks On Me is a red square greeting card with white text: “‘That candle smells like Fireball.’ ‘Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky.’” Orange “CARD” label; purple background; perfect funny birthday card.
Fireball Card
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The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!.
Potatoes Card
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The Bad Influence Card by Drinks On Me is a blue, funny birthday card with "We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence" and an orange "CARD" label, perfect for milestone birthdays, shown on a purple background.
Bad Influence Card
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The 1 Glass Card by Drinks On Me is a maroon greeting card with a yellow border and orange CARD banner. Printed on recycled paper, it reads: FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass. Perfect for birthdays!.
1 Glass Card
$4.99
The Drinks On Me Winner Card is a green recycled paper card with brown text: "If you combine wine and dinner you get Winner," set on a pink border. An orange tag reads CARD. Perfect funny birthday or greeting card for any wine lover.
Winner Card
$4.99
A purple square "Amateur Card" by Drinks On Me with white text: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. Features an orange CARD label—great as a funny birthday or greeting card for friends.
Amateur Card
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The Good Parent Card by Drinks On Me is a purple milestone birthday card with white text: "I want to be a good parent. I just feel like I'm going to need some different kids." Orange CARD label—funny choice for parents' birthdays.
Good Parent Card
$4.99
A teal Parent in 80's Card by Drinks On Me with pink border humorously compares today's parents ("text me when you get there...") to 80s parents ("Bye"). The perfect funny birthday card for parents! Features "CARD" in the orange corner.
Parent in 80's Card
$4.99
The Cup of Ambition Card by Drinks On Me is a square greeting card featuring a pink border, dark mauve center, and the text: “It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and pour myself a cup of ambition.” Funny birthday card.
Cup of Ambition Card
$4.99
The Outdoorsy Card by Drinks On Me is a pink square birthday card featuring the text "If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes, call me outdoorsy," with an orange CARD label—ideal for milestone celebrations.
Outdoorsy Card
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The Yogurt Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a blue design that reads: I hate when people eat yogurt and spend 30 minutes scraping the container. It’s yogurt, not cocaine. An orange stripe says CARD in the top left corner.
Yogurt Card
$4.99
The Swim Up Bar Card by Drinks On Me features a funny greeting: "Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again." It has a green border and an orange "CARD" label in the corner.
Swim Up Bar Card
$4.99
The Drinks On Me HR Card is a funny orange birthday card with white text: HR said I’m not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now… Shown on a blue background.
HR Card
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Text on a pink background with a green border reads: “Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick ... Just sayin’” in white font—a hilarious Drinks On Me Chapstick Card, perfect for birthdays and friends.
Chapstick Card
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The Grudges Card by Drinks On Me features bold red text on an orange, peach-accented background. Printed on recycled paper, this funny milestone birthday card reads: I don’t hold grudges, but I do remember assholes.
Grudges Card
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The Garden Naked Card by Drinks On Me features yellow-green text on a teal card: "Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Printed on recycled paper. An orange triangle says CARD.
Garden Naked Card
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The Kindess Card by Drinks On Me features “This whole kill them with kindness thing is taking way longer than expected” in pink on a light background with an orange CARD label—an ideal funny birthday greeting card for friends.
Kindess Card
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The Fired Card by Drinks On Me is a funny orange birthday card with white text: “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & got caught drinking on the job.” Ideal for milestone birthdays, with "CARD" in the corner on a yellow background.
Fired Card
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The Pooh Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a graphic reading, “As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.” It features an orange 'CARD' banner and a blue border on a salmon pink background.
Pooh Card
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Drinks On Me's Procrastination Card features a purple square with white text: “Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus nothing to do today.” Ideal as a funny birthday or recycled greeting card.
Procrastination Card
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The Mom Sleep Card by Drinks On Me features a green square on a pink background with “MOM SLEEP. It’s like regular sleep but without the sleep.” An orange “CARD” banner adds flair—a funny birthday card perfect for moms.
Mom Sleep Card
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The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!.
Honey Nut Card
$4.99