an assortment of colorful square coasters with different funny sayings written on them'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.
'Drinks On Me' text with orange sunburst design.

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Seriously hilarious, laugh-out-loud, coasters & napkins to get the party started. You've got to read them all 🤣

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The Young and Fun Card by Drinks On Me features a pink background, blue border, and reads: "One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better." Ideal as an over the hill birthday card.
Young and Fun Card
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Drinks On Me’s Broke Best Friend Card features a light purple border, cream center, and the message: "Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich." A fun birthday card for parents.
Broke Best Friend Card
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The Song Lyrics Card by Drinks On Me is a blue milestone birthday card with white text about 80s song lyrics, finished with an orange border and a CARD label—a funny birthday card for friends.
Song Lyrics Card
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A square, funny birthday card by Drinks On Me called "Unplug Life Support Card" with a pink center, orange border, and orange corner CARD label. Reads: I now know how it ends—one of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
Unplug Life Support Card
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The Put a Wine Glass Card by Drinks On Me features a pink border, cream center, and reads: A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it. Funny birthday or wine greeting card with an orange CARD banner.
Put a Wine Glass Card
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The 30 Years Card by Drinks On Me features the funny quote: “Someone said ‘30 years ago’ and I thought of the 1970’s, but they meant 1992. Now I need a moment.” Light blue with purple border and orange CARD label. Perfect for milestone birthdays!.
30 Years Card
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The Orange Juice Card by Drinks On Me features a light green background, yellow border, and an orange "CARD" label. It reads: “Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?”—a hilarious birthday greeting.
Orange Juice Card
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The Add to Cart Card by Drinks On Me features the dialogue "therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: add to cart therapist: no" in pink text on beige, with a blue border and orange CARD label. Perfect funny birthday card!.
Add to Cart Card
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The Childhood Punishments Card by Drinks On Me is a purple, funny birthday card with white text listing: 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party, and says: My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. CARD in the orange corner.
Childhood Punishments Card
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A square Mothers Love Card by Drinks On Me with a blue background, teal border, and orange "CARD" label. Text: Sometimes, a mother’s love means flipping your kid the bird after they’ve already left the room. Perfect funny birthday card for mom.
Mothers Love Card
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The Wait to Retire Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with orange borders and the text: "I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
Wait to Retire Card
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The Well Played Karma Card by Drinks On Me is a purple square birthday card with orange borders and an orange "CARD" corner banner. It reads, "My kid is turning out just like me. well played, karma. Well-played." Great for parents or milestone birthdays.
Well Played Karma Card
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Drinks On Me’s Dog Named Me Card is a light blue funny birthday card with “I wonder what my dog named me.” in the center and an orange CARD label—a perfect birthday card for friends who love to laugh.
Dog Named Me Card
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The Cat Named Me Card by Drinks On Me is a blue square greeting card with white text, "I wonder what my cat named me," an orange CARD banner, and is printed on recycled paper.
Cat Named Me Card
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Pink square "Left Unsaid Card" by Drinks On Me features a humorous quote about things better left unsaid, perfect as a funny birthday or milestone greeting. Orange label marks it as a CARD.
Left Unsaid Card
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The Not Coming Card by Drinks On Me features a green background, teal border, and orange "CARD" banner. It reads: Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming—perfect funny birthday greeting card for friends.
Not Coming Card
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The "Overthink Mom Card" by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with the text: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them - Mom, on recycled paper, featuring a teal border and orange CARD label.
Overthink Mom Card
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A red box with white text says: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee. An orange label reads CARD. "I Came, I Saw Card" by Drinks On Me.
I Came, I Saw Card
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A graphic on the Walk Into a Store Card by Drinks On Me features pink text on a cream background: "It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag." Funny birthday card for friends.
Walk Into a Store Card
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The Ran Out of Coffee Card by Drinks On Me features the funny text: "I ran out of coffee this morning. Tequila seemed like a reasonable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today." Orange label: CARD, blue border—a perfect birthday card for friends.
Ran Out of Coffee Card
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The Growing Up in the 80's Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card for parents with a pink border and an orange label that says "CARD." It reads: My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s… So I took their phones away & turned off the internet.
Growing Up in the 80's Card
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The Recent Study Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with a witty message on cream, green border, and orange "CARD" ribbon. Printed on recycled paper greeting card stock.
Recent Study Card
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The Spite Card by Drinks On Me is a gray recycled paper greeting card with orange text: "Apparently, Spite is not an appropriate answer to what motivates you?" An orange CARD label adds a witty touch—perfect for anyone who loves funny birthday cards.
Spite Card
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The Diaper Card by Drinks On Me features a blue border, peach background, and the saying "Girl, unless he wears a diaper you can't change him." An orange corner banner says CARD. This funny birthday card is perfect for celebrating in style!.
Diaper Card
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The 6 Months Card by Drinks On Me is a square, humorous birthday card featuring an orange "CARD" label and the message: "It’s 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out why.
6 Months Card
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The Piss Off Card by Drinks On Me is a funny greeting card for teens that lists five ways to annoy them: say good morning, sing an 80s song, say I love you in public, tag them online, and just breathe.
Piss Off Card
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The DOB Card by Drinks On Me features orange and green borders with a witty message about entering your birth year on a smartphone. A hilarious over-the-hill birthday card, perfect for celebrating getting older!.
DOB Card
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The Boobs Are Bigger Card by Drinks On Me is a pink greeting card with a purple border and the funny message: "I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger." Great as a quirky birthday card or gift.
Boobs Are Bigger Card
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Drinks On Me’s Every Womans Dream Card is a pink greeting card with white text: “Every woman’s dream… take me in your arms, throw me into bed and clean the house while I sleep.” Orange corner banner reads CARD. A funny birthday card for women!.
Every Womans Dream Card
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The Snack Bitch Card by Drinks On Me features a blue square with white text: "I used to be cool. Now, I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch." An orange corner label says CARD—perfect for any parent!.
Snack Bitch Card
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The Taco Card by Drinks On Me is a funny birthday card with text listing qualities like hot and mouth-watering, ending with "He’s not your man. He is a taco." Designed on a pink background with blue border and an orange CARD label.
Taco Card
$4.99
The Dig Bick Card by Drinks On Me features an orange square with the text “I gotta dig bick. You read that wrong,” a small CARD banner, and a teal background—making it a hilarious greeting or birthday card for friends.
Dig Bick Card
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The Alarm Clock Card by Drinks On Me is a recycled paper greeting card with a gray background, teal border, and orange label reading CARD. It humorously says an alarm clock should sound like a dog about to puke—nothing gets you up faster!.
Alarm Clock Card
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A green-bordered, pink-centered Karma Delivery Card by Drinks On Me features blue text: "I’m pretty sure my dream job would be Karma delivery person." An orange corner label says CARD—perfect as a funny birthday or unique greeting card.
Karma Delivery Card
$4.99
The Spread Card by Drinks On Me is a humorous greeting card featuring a pink square with yellow text about quitting alcohol "because of my legs"—"No, they spread." An orange CARD label appears in the top left with a blue border.
Spread Card
$4.99