Drinks On Me Unplug Napkin set includes two funny square cocktail napkins with parenting quotes—perfect for parties. One says, "Parents Today: text me when you get there..." and the other, "One of my kids will unplug my life support...
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A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
The Drinks On Me Unplug Napkin features two funny text boxes—one comparing parents’ texting now vs. the 80s, and another joking about unplugging life support to charge a phone—with blue, orange, and white designs for hilarious party supplies or cocktail napkins.

Unplug Napkin

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Front: "Parents Today: Text Me When You Get There, Text Me The Names Of The Kids Who Are There, Text Me When You're Coming Home. Parents In The 80s: Bye."
Back: "I Now Know How It Will All End For Me... One Of My Kids Will Unplug My Life Support To Charge Their Phone..."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.

Product Details

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties
• Bar cart accessories
• White elephant and gift exchanges
• Girls’ night and cocktail parties
• Everyday entertaining with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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