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Add a retro twist to your party with the No Wifi Napkin by Drinks On Me! Featuring green abstract lines, two text boxes—one with a pole dancing joke, the other saying "no wifi, pretend it’s 1973"—perfect for birthday or cocktail parties.
Two Drinks On Me "No Wifi Napkin" cocktail napkins are shown: one jokes, "At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom," and the other reads, "The coffee shop had a sign that said no wifi, pretend it's 1973!.
Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
By the pool, a wicker tray displays flowers, drinks, limes, and Drinks On Me’s “Piss off teenager” napkins—each pack has 20 double-sided napkins with a unique message on each side. Made in the USA badge appears in the corner.
A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
Add a retro twist to your party with the No Wifi Napkin by Drinks On Me! Featuring green abstract lines, two text boxes—one with a pole dancing joke, the other saying "no wifi, pretend it’s 1973"—perfect for birthday or cocktail parties.

No Wifi Napkin

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Front: "At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom."
 Back: "The Coffee Shop Had A Sign That Said "No Wifi, Pretend Its 1973!" So I Paid 10¢ For My Coffee And Lit A Cigarette."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.

Product Details

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties
• Bar cart accessories
• White elephant and gift exchanges
• Girls’ night and cocktail parties
• Everyday entertaining with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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