Set of two "Procrastinate Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me, with purple borders and orange centers. Each features a witty saying about housework, procrastination, or enjoying a drink—ideal for birthdays or bar carts.
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A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
The Drinks On Me Procrastinate Napkin features a purple and orange abstract design with dotted patterns and witty quotes—perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or cocktail party.
Set of two "Procrastinate Napkin" cocktail napkins by Drinks On Me, with purple borders and orange centers. Each features a witty saying about housework, procrastination, or enjoying a drink—ideal for birthdays or bar carts.
Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
By the pool, a wicker tray displays flowers, drinks, limes, and Drinks On Me’s “Piss off teenager” napkins—each pack has 20 double-sided napkins with a unique message on each side. Made in the USA badge appears in the corner.
A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
The Drinks On Me Procrastinate Napkin features a purple and orange abstract design with dotted patterns and witty quotes—perfect for adding humor to your bar cart or cocktail party.

Procrastinate Napkin

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Front: "I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude & I Got Caught Drinking On The Job"
 Back: "Procrastination Is Totally A Good Thing. You Always Have Something To Do Tomorrow, Plus You Have Nothing To Do Today."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.

Product Details

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties
• Bar cart accessories
• White elephant and gift exchanges
• Girls’ night and cocktail parties
• Everyday entertaining with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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