Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me's Threw Out Back Napkins—one pink with a talking-to-yourself quip, one orange joking about aging and toasters. Fun, colorful napkins for birthdays or cocktails!.
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The Threw Out Back Napkin by Drinks On Me features abstract orange scribbles on a white and purple background with the phrases: “It’s perfectly OK to talk to yourself...” and “Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.”.
Add humor to your party with Drinks On Me's Threw Out Back Napkins—one pink with a talking-to-yourself quip, one orange joking about aging and toasters. Fun, colorful napkins for birthdays or cocktails!.
Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
By the pool, a wicker tray displays flowers, drinks, limes, and Drinks On Me’s “Piss off teenager” napkins—each pack has 20 double-sided napkins with a unique message on each side. Made in the USA badge appears in the corner.
A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
The Threw Out Back Napkin by Drinks On Me features abstract orange scribbles on a white and purple background with the phrases: “It’s perfectly OK to talk to yourself...” and “Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me.”.

Threw Out Back Napkin

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Front: "It's Perfectly OK To Talk To Yourself And It's Perfectly OK To Answer Yourself. But It's Totally Sad That You Have To Repeat What You Said Because You Weren't Listening."
 Back: "Getting Old Sucks Big Time. I Just Threw My Back Out Because The Toaster Startled Me."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.

Product Details

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties
• Bar cart accessories
• White elephant and gift exchanges
• Girls’ night and cocktail parties
• Everyday entertaining with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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