The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red center, white snowflakes, green trim, and "Merry Drunk Im Christmas" in white text. A festive drink tag is attached, making it a humorous kitchen gift.
A festive card with red and white snowflakes, a thick green ribbon, and “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” in the center—perfect for pairing with the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel for a fun holiday gift.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features festive red, green, and white hues with the quote “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas”—a humorous kitchen gift or fun addition to your holiday decor.
A stainless steel KitchenAid oven displays a beige pot and the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel, which reads “Merry Drunk Im Christmas.” A vase of flowers and a bottle sit on the nearby counter.
A stainless steel oven displays the CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me in red, green, and white, reading "Merry Drunk I’m Christmas." A beige pot sits on the stove with flowers and a gold-topped bottle nearby.

CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel

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"Merry Drunk I’m Christmas"

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.