"Best Friends Don’t Care If Your House Is Clean. They Care If You Have Wine."
Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters. Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.
Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.
Product Details
100% cotton dish towel
Size: 21" x 28"
Machine washable
Soft, absorbent, and durable
Printed in the USA
Perfect For
Funny housewarming gifts
Funny hostess gifts
White elephant and gift exchanges
Holiday gifting
Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
Everyday kitchen use with personality
This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.
Perfect for me to gift!! Expresses unsaid sentiments perfectly! Plus, it's a great fabric.
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PMS Towel
Love the saying on this towel. So cute and funny!
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Anonymous
I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family
I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family. Everyone who has received one has laughed and fallen in love with the quirky humor.