The Go to Parties Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a funny pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the quote, "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." A hilarious kitchen gift!.
The Drinks On Me “Go to Parties Dish Towel” features a pink brick wall pattern, a vertical blue center stripe, and the text: “I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.” A perfect humorous kitchen gift!.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The Go to Parties Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a funny pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the quote, "I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties." A hilarious kitchen gift!.
The Drinks On Me “Go to Parties Dish Towel” features a pink brick wall pattern, a vertical blue center stripe, and the text: “I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.” A perfect humorous kitchen gift!.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.

Go to Parties Dish Towel

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"I’m Not An Alcoholic, Alcoholics Go To Meetings. I’m A Drunk, We Go To Parties."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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