The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the funny message: "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect novelty housewarming gift!.
The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a pink background with white spirals, two vertical lines of large blue circles flanking a pink strip, and the funny text: “Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t.”.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a pink and blue 100% cotton towel with the funny message: "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect novelty housewarming gift!.
The Smother Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a pink background with white spirals, two vertical lines of large blue circles flanking a pink strip, and the funny text: “Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t.”.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.

Smother Dish Towel

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"Keep Your Marriage Fresh By Writing Each Other Love Notes Like “I Considered Smothering You In Your Sleep Last Night”"

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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