The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays.
A person holds the Drinks On Me Childhood Injuries Card that reads, “FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass”—a funny birthday or over-the-hill card—while writing on a blank card at a desk.
The Childhood Injuries Card by Drinks On Me humorously compares childhood mishaps (tree falls, bike spills, twisted ankles) to adult pains (sleeping wrong, sneezing), with green text on blue and an orange "CARD"—perfect for milestone birthdays.
A person holds the Drinks On Me Childhood Injuries Card that reads, “FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it's empty, it still counts as 1 glass”—a funny birthday or over-the-hill card—while writing on a blank card at a desk.

Childhood Injuries Card

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"Childhood Injuries: Fell Out Of A Tree. Fell Off My Bike. Twisted My Ankle. Adult Injuries: Slept Wrong. Sat Down Too Long. Sneezed Too Hard."

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny birthday card. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card says exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.

Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is the permission to laugh at themselves.

Product Details

  • Includes 1 greeting card with envelope
  • Size: 5" x 5"
  • Material: Recycled paper
  • Made in the USA
  • Additional postage required to mail
  • Inside blank
  • White envelope with colored border included

Perfect For

  • Funny birthday gifts for parents and friends
  • Mom and dad birthday cards
  • Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th, and beyond)
  • “Over the hill” birthday celebrations
  • Pairing with a funny gift, bottle of wine, or cocktail napkins
  • Anyone who appreciates parenting humor and a good laugh
  • Last-minute birthday gift solution

Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, pairing with a bottle of wine, or mailing to someone who deserves a good laugh. This card also makes a hilarious standalone gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a card that actually says something worth reading.

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