Two Faults Card

"My Wife Says I Have Only Two Faults. I Don’t Listen And Some Other Shit She Was Yammering On About."

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny birthday card. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card says exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.

Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is the permission to laugh at themselves.

Product Details

• Includes 1 greeting card with envelope
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Recycled paper
• Made in the USA
• Additional postage required to mail
• Inside blank
• White envelope with colored border included

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts for parents and friends
• Mom and dad birthday cards
• Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th, and beyond)
• “Over the hill” birthday celebrations
• Pairing with a funny gift, bottle of wine, or cocktail napkins
• Anyone who appreciates parenting humor and a good laugh
• Last-minute birthday gift solution

Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, pairing with a bottle of wine, or mailing to someone who deserves a good laugh. This card also makes a hilarious standalone gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a card that actually says something worth reading.