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The Milk Carton Napkin by Drinks On Me features a pop art design: blue and purple dots on white up top, with two quote boxes below—one jokes about missing person photos on milk cartons, the other adds humorous text about ignoring people. Perfect for parties!.
A stack of turquoise Drinks On Me Milk Carton Napkins with a witty missing person message sits beside a purple-bordered cocktail napkin joking about ignoring people while appearing attentive.
Piss Off Teenager Napkins by Drinks On Me are scattered on a white table with mini disco balls and drinks, featuring the text “DRINKS ON ME” and “Party Essentials with a Punchline.”.
By the pool, a wicker tray displays flowers, drinks, limes, and Drinks On Me’s “Piss off teenager” napkins—each pack has 20 double-sided napkins with a unique message on each side. Made in the USA badge appears in the corner.
A stack of Drinks On Me’s Growing up in 80's Napkins sits on a white surface with party cards, disco balls, and funny cocktail napkins nearby—perfect for breaking the ice and getting the party started!.
A smiling woman sits outdoors holding a "Piss off teenager" Napkin gift box by Drinks On Me. Text above reads, The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, Coworker.
The Milk Carton Napkin by Drinks On Me features a pop art design: blue and purple dots on white up top, with two quote boxes below—one jokes about missing person photos on milk cartons, the other adds humorous text about ignoring people. Perfect for parties!.

Milk Carton Napkin

$6.95
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Front: "If I Ever Go Missing, I Would Like My Photo Put On Wine Bottles Instead Of Milk Cartons. That Way My Friends Will Know To Look For Me."
 Back: "My Superpower? I Can Look You Dead In The Face While You're Talking & Not Hear A Damn Thing You Said."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.

Product Details

• Includes 20 cocktail napkins all featuring the same hilarious design.
• Size: 5" x 5"
• Material: Premium 3-ply paper
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny birthday gifts and milestone birthday parties
• Bar cart accessories
• White elephant and gift exchanges
• Girls’ night and cocktail parties
• Everyday entertaining with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, these napkins also make a hilarious hostess gift, a funny small gift for friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, or for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

Pairs well with

  • 5 stars: 24 (86%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (4%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (4%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 2 (7%)
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Hope Eckert
Love what I got, need more communication

I really love these napkins and they are nice quality. 2 things that could make it even better: 1. Not have different sayings on both sides as there were several I wanted but I only liked one side so did not order, 2. more communication about where in the process your order is - I got an email confirmation and then nothing for like 2 weeks - I reached out because I wasn’t convinced my Order went through

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Anonymous
Fun!

I love being able to use these napkins when I have my girls’ night.
Great conversation piece as well as being useful.

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Anonymous
Fun!

I love being able to use these napkins when I have my girls’ night.
Great conversation piece as well as being useful.

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Anonymous
Love it!

So perfect for people of a certain age!

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Anonymous
They were a disappointment! I gave them to a

They were a disappointment! I gave them to a friend as part of a hostess gift and each napkin had the same saying… i didmt open them before I gave them to her… terrible

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Michael Sullivan
cocktail Napkins

I love your napkins, I just wish you did more for the holidays Like St Patty Day, Valentine Day and so on.

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Anonymous
Loved the product - horrible shopping experience!

My husband spotted these napkins in the lounge at his office and we thought they were hilarious, so placed an order before Thanksgiving in hopes of giving them as gifts for a Dec. 5th dinner party. It took a full MONTH to receive our order, including multiple emails asking for updates. That was disappointing. That said, we gave them for Christmas and our friends loved them!

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Nancy Hoffhines
Cute and just a little snarky

Cute and just a little snarky. Perfect match for Friday night Whinos gathering.

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Anonymous
Sturdy and funny napkins

Sturdy napkins with great sayings

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Anonymous
Fun cocktail napkins!! My guests love them!

Fun cocktail napkins!! My guests love them!!

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Dottie Saville
I ordered 8 packs of napkins thinking that each package was a mixture of sayings on each napkin

I ordered 8 packs of napkins thinking that each package was a mixture of sayings on each napkin. Each package has the same 2 sayings on all the napkins.

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Anonymous

Stocking stuffer!

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Marilyn Renna
It's a cocktail napkin

It's a cocktail napkin. There isn't too much to say. It has a humorous saying on it and that's about it. Have a great day!

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Adrien Watson
Funny napkins

These napkins are laugh out loud funny. I bought them for gifts, but ended up keeping them

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LeAnne
5 Stars

Funny wonderful napkins sure to entertain and start conversations!

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Leeanne Maronna Davenport
Laugh Out Loud!!

Excellent and make great gifts.

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Joyce Buchleitner
Hilarious

These are so funny I peed my pants!

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Michael George
Most fun eveah!!

Totally awesome!!

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Kyle
5 Stars

Love these, used in gift baskets! Everyone enjoyed the sayings.

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Abby Howson
Terrific

Great cocktail napkins. Arrived very quickly. Will definitely order from them again!

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Margaret McHugh
Mr. Rogers napkins

Love them and my neighbors get a kick out of them when they are here.

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Marny E Bright
Great conversation starter!

So many to choose from. I loved it.

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Maryellen Spear
perfect

wonderful, excellent costumer service and lightning fast delivery!

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Carol Feret
Loved them all - have given to friends who love them too!

Wonderful - wish you were in the US!!

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Elisabeth Bedore
Love love love

These are the best cocktail napkins ever! So much fun for parties

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MARJORIE MORALES
LOVE LOVE LOVE The napkins

Love the idea of a "thought' on both sides. I bought 20 different packages, took them apart and made 20 packages of 20 individual sayings. Such fun for my recipients! Got a lot of fun feedback. M

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Lisa Marshall
So much fun

I love this and all the napkins I bought. They are great hostess gifts and bring smiles to all. Very fast shipping!

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Carol Pontis
Funniest coasters & napkins!

Excellent gifts

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