The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a red kitchen towel with white and yellow borders, featuring the text: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A playful novelty housewarming gift.
The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features abstract red spiral shapes, yellow dots on white, and a bold vertical stripe with the text: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A funny and quirky novelty housewarming gift.
The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote and stands out among colorful patterned cloths, making it a perfect novelty housewarming gift for those who love to laugh.
A modern stainless steel oven with a beige pot on top displays the Drinks On Me "Porn Dish Towel," which humorously reads, "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A plant sits on the nearby counter.
A stainless steel oven displays the Drinks On Me Porn Dish Towel, which reads, "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." On the counter above sit a pot, a plant, and a bottle.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a red kitchen towel with white and yellow borders, featuring the text: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A playful novelty housewarming gift.
The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features abstract red spiral shapes, yellow dots on white, and a bold vertical stripe with the text: "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A funny and quirky novelty housewarming gift.
The Porn Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a funny quote and stands out among colorful patterned cloths, making it a perfect novelty housewarming gift for those who love to laugh.
A modern stainless steel oven with a beige pot on top displays the Drinks On Me "Porn Dish Towel," which humorously reads, "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." A plant sits on the nearby counter.
A stainless steel oven displays the Drinks On Me Porn Dish Towel, which reads, "When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, I do porn." On the counter above sit a pot, a plant, and a bottle.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.

Porn Dish Towel

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"When Someone Tells Me I Look Familiar, I Tell Them, “I Do Porn.”"

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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Barbara Frisch
Mistake,No

Fun dish towel!

Barbara Frisch review photo
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Anonymous
Love the title

Love the towel…bought it for a friend!

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Anonymous
Hallelujah!! Just in time!!

Perfect for me to gift!! Expresses unsaid sentiments perfectly! Plus, it's a great fabric.

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Anonymous
PMS Towel

Love the saying on this towel. So cute and funny!

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Anonymous
I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family

I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family. Everyone who has received one has laughed and fallen in love with the quirky humor.

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Cyber shopper
Love this towel

Love this towel. This is one of their funniest sayings. Can’t wait to give these as gifts.

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Kathleen Sexton
Love the towels

Well made item. Colors pop. Wish you would sell on RueLala again!

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Natalie Baeza
Smother towel

Love it! So funny and my husband got a kick out
Of it too.

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Heather McLewee
Dish Towel

This is so, so cute and very nice quality. Very pleased and would buy more. Would be a great gift!

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Debb Davis
Great

My visiting friend got a big laugh from my towel

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Norma Davis
Laugh while drying dishes

I saw this dish towel in my local Hallmark store and couldn't stop laughing. So cheeky! I know a lot of people who would enjoy the humor, so I ordered more as gifts.

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Barbara Frisch
Help!

Fun dish towel!

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