The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!.
Someone holds the Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me, featuring a witty wine message, and writes a note for friends with a colorful pen at a white table near a lamp.
The Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me is a blue funny birthday card with green text: “Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.” Features an orange CARD label—perfect for friends!.
Someone holds the Potatoes Card by Drinks On Me, featuring a witty wine message, and writes a note for friends with a colorful pen at a white table near a lamp.

Potatoes Card

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"Potatoes Make French Fries, Chips, And Vodka. It’s Like The Other Vegetables Aren’t Even Trying"

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny birthday card. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card says exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.

Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is the permission to laugh at themselves.

Product Details

  • Includes 1 greeting card with envelope
  • Size: 5" x 5"
  • Material: Recycled paper
  • Made in the USA
  • Additional postage required to mail
  • Inside blank
  • White envelope with colored border included

Perfect For

  • Funny birthday gifts for parents and friends
  • Mom and dad birthday cards
  • Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th, and beyond)
  • “Over the hill” birthday celebrations
  • Pairing with a funny gift, bottle of wine, or cocktail napkins
  • Anyone who appreciates parenting humor and a good laugh
  • Last-minute birthday gift solution

Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, pairing with a bottle of wine, or mailing to someone who deserves a good laugh. This card also makes a hilarious standalone gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a card that actually says something worth reading.

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